D.VA ON THE FRONT PAGE
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Buff when?
>>342426970
What's D.Va's favorite dance move?
>>342426970
Dumb Hamster poster
I didn't think moeblob could get any worse and the universe has proved me wrong yet again.
>I didn't realize until yesterday that D.Va was a play on words for diva
>>342426970
>nobody changed the cola to Mtn Dew and the weeaboo chips to Doritos
one fucking job
>>342427582
>Mtn Dew
Does anyone actually drink that shit? After graduating college, I have not once seen anyone in real life buying or drinking Mountain Dew
I dare you overwatch turds enlighten me on why id buy this over playing Dirty Bomb for free.
no seriously, give me one aspect of this game that is better than dirty bum
>>342427790
Don't buy it. I don't want to risk having you on my team and carrying your ass.
>>342427710
They sell it, so yeah people still buy it.
Supply and demand, Filbert....supply and demand
Why are overwatch threads always so pointless
>>342427889
>carrying
On a game that has the worst hitboxes fps has ever seen?
On a game that has unlimited spammo?
On a game where a button press could wipe out a whole team?
A game with no progression, shit loot, no weapon customization?
no no, you stay friend. ill do my thing
>>342427710
>not knowing the joy that is orange dew
i will pray for you, anon
>>342427518
A hogtie is appropriate for a fat piggy
I want Dva to call me a noob
>>342428485
>fat
She's thick, not fat.
>>342428542
>this is what fat fags believe
>>342428831
Don't worry, your testosterone production will increase when you hit puberty
>>342426970
My favorite is the one with her on the couch looking totally spaced out.
UMR is a trashy anime for trashy weebs with no taste.
>>342428964
Must be difficult to produce testosterone when tumblr took your balls and told you to like fatties
>>342428113
Good bait
>>342428993
uuuuuuugggh its not fucking fair, this is like getting cockteased by a fancy sports car
anybody have the one where she runs across the street to mcdonald's and gets run over by Reinhardt?
>>342429331
I want to thrust my dick between her thighs
>>342427287
All she needs is some increase on her walking while firing speed
>>342429331
my meka is activated if you know what I mean
>>342429470
Is this the same ugly bitch who threw on a ZSS zentai suit and a shitty wig and acted slutty for the cameras?
post cute D.Va artwork. I want to start a collection
>>342430103
>>342430103
>>342429470
>>342429331
>>342428993
get that fat shit outta here
>>342427518
Now this is thick I can get behind.
>>342430409
This creature is now more makeup than human
>>342427710
Lots of soda fountains have a mountain dew option, and yes, people do get it. It's weird; I hardly ever see people buying it at the store, but they'll drink it from a fountain like crazy.
Someone needs to replace the Mech with D.Va
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MATVqHxpWdQ
>>342430217
How is this arousing?
>>342428993
>Put all this effort into your cosplay
>Take a fucking bathroom selfie
Why
>>342430634
>swimsuit
>plastic tiara
>shitty facepaint
>effort
lmao
>>342427518
You may need to get yourself checked Anon.
>>342430208
Go fuck yourself. Would do that chubster in a heartbeat.
>>342430634
>effort
>>342428113
If you combined all players from dirty bomb and battleborn then you might be able to make 2 teams and play forever
>>342430409
gross
7
>>342431065
>tfw soldier 76
>tfw 4 gold medals and a silver
Guess what that silver isIt's healing
>>342431017
>love the way he draws fat girls
>dislike futa
>mfw he starts drawing fatties with the proper genitalia
also nice get
>>342431017
I wanna suck a fatty's futa cock
>>342429470
>no dorritos
1/10 piss poor cosplay. Also looks like she has the downs
>>342427710
i drink it because it has a punchier taste than normal soda, its like a mix of energy drinks and soda
is D.Va a lesbian?
>>342432349
this was the last thread i would expect to find beltre
>>342427287
>play solo
>keep loosing
>winrate goes under 50%
>too scared to play without my friends
I swear no matter how good a player is, as long as you're matched with retards there's no way you can win
>>342434932
>Caring about winrate
You do know competitive mode is coming soon right? Care about in there.
>>342435112
I know but I'm not having fun when I'm loosing constantly and the winrate is just the icing on the cake.
At least ranked mode won't be full of mongoloids.
>>342427710
They do 2 bottles for £1 in pound shops where I am so I pick it up when Im walking to or from town sometimes. I actually quite like it but I also never see anyone else drink it.
GET IN THE FUCKING MEKA HANA
How is it that /v/ Overwatch threads are so fun and loving but /owg/ threads are so serious and full of bullying?
>>342430542
Date a true sub. You'll understand.
>>342435236
Winrate is forced into ~50%. It means nothing.
>>342435480
/v/ threads are just people who mostly enjoy the game.
/vg/ threads are for autists who want to endlessly argue about what tournament strategy is better, constantly thinking they're in the high end of players when they're about as good as anyone who puts more time than would be considered healthy into games.
>>342435737
What does her butt smell like?
lol
>>342435907
According to Kaplan it isn't. W/L isn't taken into account at all in matchmaking.
>>342435973
Poop.
>>342435973
sakura flower
>>342436030
Why is everything getting so creepy on /v/
>>342436096
Then why are we all within 5% of 50? Is everyone on /v/ just completely average?
>>342436030
>>342436165
what do you mean creepy?
>>342436030
kek
>>342428993
SIT ON MY FACE
>>342430185
I'm triggered that the artist didn't bother to get his mask right. The actual mask is more sinister
>>342436362
I can't explain it nevermind.
>>342427710
I stopped drinking Mountain Dew the moment I realized it made my semen green.
>>342436165
>getting
>tfw I think D.Va's an obnoxious cunt but she's the only offensive character I can get into.
>tfw I will never be crafty enough to make Mei work.
>>342436898
You don't have to be crafty, she's easy
>>342436898
>tfw 0% win ratio with Mei
>>342436898
Literally W+M1
>>342436898
How can anyone be bad with W+M1, I mean Mei?
>>342437079
>don't think I'm very good at D.VA
>83% win rate
How?
>>342429079
I knew it.
You've become so neurotic about "fatties" because you're afraid of SJW boogieman corrupting you if you admit women with fat percentage above five can be pretty too.
>>342429331
>>342429470
i fucking threw up. Fucking niggers and their fat woman
>>342437195I have to much lag on my potato laptop to properly run and spray. Basically, I need distance to properly shoot down enemies, which Mei doesn't give. It's also the reason I can't into Reinheart.
>>342437438
I played TF2 on a toaster running 32-bit Windows 7 on Windows XP hardware, where it couldn't even run NES games properly most of the time, and I STILL did good using Pyro
W-M1 isn't hard
>>342437215
It's almost like I can't win a game if I don't play a tank or support.
>>342437602
Well...maybe if I get some melee practice in, I can make it work.
Maybe I don't have to give up on Mei.
>>342437079
>>342437612
>love Zenyatta
>20% win rate
Just kill me. Mercy and Lucio are so fucking boring, but at least I can win with them.
>>342437632
How terrifying.
>>342437891
With the Widow nerfs its so great being able to play zenyatta comfortably
>>342436219
1) You're matched with people in your same skill level, so wouldn't it be reasonable that they are equally capable of beating you?
2) Every time your team of 6 wins, 6 other people lose.
>>342427326
>>342435737
Is Dva sexually active?
>>342438791
>19 year old celebrity
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaaWN-D9LGA
thread theme
>>342438989
>thread theme
You fuck'd it up.
Here it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9CALKOvAI
>>342427710
This, I prefer crab juice.
>>342437306
A woman with 5% body fat will literally have deflated breasts unless she's got implants. Women get a 6 pack at 7% bodyfat (men have less organ fat, and so we have to get down to 4%), and a girl with a flat tummy and a bit of bounce is probably going to be around 12%.
If a girl lacks all muscle definition, she's got a minimum of 18% body fat, and a squishy ass starts in the neighborhood of 25%.
By the time her belly starts to stretch her waist, a woman needs to lose 30 lbs to be "healthy".
Women carry fat much more gracefully than men do, because they have a lot more biological need for it.
>>342438937
This is the cancer killing D.Va. Every time you post this meme another tumor in D.Va metastasizes. Eventually, this will kill the D.Va.
I don't play Overwatch, but I love D.Va memeposting. I am cancer.
>>342438791
If this were /a/ I would say "of course she isn't" but this is Blizzard, so she's canonically a turboslut with 8 STIs.
it begins
>>342439273
She is the meme. Without it she's nothing.
>>342439228
Thank God for science.
