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Why is Australia so intolerant
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>>342409265
Australia is not a free country.
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>>342409509
>Whatever, we're still 10 times better than the US
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>>342409509
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>Michael Atkinson cockblocks an R18+ rating for video games nigh on a decade
>Idiot finally gets ousted, and we get our rating

>Ratings board adjusts to the change by simply increasing everything they rate by one level; just as much shit is refused clarification as before, rendering R18+ moot

You'd have to be retarded to not import everything and have your Vita set to the US region though.
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>>342409509
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>>342409509
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>>342409265
Know nothing about this game, what's the "interactive touch system"?
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>>342409509
I'd move to Oz if you guys got better internet.
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>>342409940

you probably finger rape girls. based nintendo protected us from this my removing this in fire emblem
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>>342409265
>country that is literally used as a prison
>animals and plants that can kill them that lives in land/sea
>afraid of titties
Even fucking pornstars with tiny tits are considered CP
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>>342409509
not gonna lie, i'd rather live in somalia than australia, atleast i'm free there
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>>342409265

I'm glad to see they actually said "fuck that" to Australia instead of censoring the game. Also, it isn't much of a big deal since Aussies can just import or use a PSN account to buy the game.
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>>342410106
>consenual headpatting
>BAD
>caressing machamp's dick
>GOOD
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>>342410106
Rapp would have been the one finger-raping little girls with you.
You maniacs. You blew it up. Damn you. God damn you all to Hell.
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Is there anyone in Australia who doesn't already have their Vita set to US region though?
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>>342410117
>country that WAS literakky used as a prison
ftfy
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>>342409509
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>>342409940

You tear of the clothes of questionably aged female characters
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>>342409265
>country of literal criminals
>has to pretend to be super pc to compensate
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>>342409509
you're losing your touch.
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>>342410291
>Rapp would have been the one finger-raping little girls with you
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>>342410428
Considering that having pictures of flat woman is CP in Australia. Thats not impressive.
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>>342410117
>Even fucking pornstars with tiny tits are considered CP
please tell me this isnt actually true. please, for my sanity... my faith in humanity ... oh fuck :(
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>>342410909

It's some 2005 law I believe that stated that if a woman "looked" under 18, it was considered CP. I believe the general standard was below C cup violated the rule.
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>>342410909
they ban things that look like it could be CP, even if they provably aren't. The only examples I've found are some porn mags denied publication

Part of the process of determining apparent age is looking at breast size, so in a roundabout way they do ban pictures of small chested women
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>>342409265
Australians are fucking hilarious, such crude and profane individuals yet all their laws mirror nothing of this.
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>>342411243
Many keks... Australia sucks worse then Sweden.


glorious.
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>>342409509
>Auspooria
>Better than the US.
>Has a smaller GDP that Brazil.
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Australia the country that rapes itself
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>>342411756
>rapes in the military
water is wet
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>>342410909

We are a cow tits country. Degenerates will be sent to Naruru where they belong
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>>342409509
Good job Aussie, you got a bunch of Americant's to reply
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>>342411243
>>342411456
In all fairness the censorship can't keep up with the internet so you wouldn't struggle to find small chested porn. Besides that who buys print porn anyway
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>>342411263
It comes with an aged population propagating the conservative morality meme. I'm still fucking salty we finally got R rated games but they still censor shit
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>>342411756
It's about asserting your dominance, man. You just don't understand how it works in prison.
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How can there exist a country more prudish and censor happy than America? Since everything in the outback tries to kill them shouldn't they be having more children to offset this?
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>>342414109
thats a buzzfeed tier post if i ever saw one
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>Kusoge Factory
Nothing of value was lost
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>>342414109
I know right? They're fucking garbage, every last one of them. Why we bend our asses over to them is unknown. Everyone in the world hates them, we really should just nuke the US and get it over with.
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>>342409509
>Aussies
>Niggers of the Anglosphere
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>>342409442
I hope Australia gets nuked for its crimes against humanity.
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>>342414959
>Nuke would actually improve quality of life.
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>>342409509
That's a pretty low bar and also wrong.
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>>342414959
Please no. I live here, but I'm from the US. I don't deserve that fate
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>>342414717
Weird way to spell "murricans" Tyrone.
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>>342415113
>I'm from the US. I don't deserve that fate
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>>342414717
>hugely liked by most nations
>everyone wants to move to Australia but cant because good border control
>functional society
Damn anon you must really love black people
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>>342415286
Sorry, I meant Canada
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>>342409265

You have a former colony with a weak cultural identity that went the sweden route of embracing whatever pop media determines is progressive and the idea that if your hide something it doesn't exist.
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>>342415423
>liked by everyone
>anyone apart from niggers moving to australia by choice

Hell anyone who has a brain wants to move out immediately.
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>Run a marathon, don't get blown up
>Enjoy a movie without being shot up
>Go to a club without being shot up
>Send my children to school knowing they wont be shot up
>Enjoy my kinder surprise because we can be trusted not to gobble the whole thing including toy like an obese american
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Here's why they did it:

>The game features a variety of female characters dressed in provocative clothing with their cleavage emphasised by their clothing revealing the sides or underside of their breasts. Four of the five characters – Estra, Flare, Maki and Setia, although of indeterminate age, are all adult-like, with voluptuous bosoms and large cleavage that are flaunted with a variety of skimpy outfits.

>The fifth main character, Connie, is depicted as child-like in comparison. She is flat-chested, under-developed physically (such as the hips), is significantly shorter than the other characters and wears her hair in pigtails. She also has a child-like voice, wears colourful child-like clothing and appears naive in her outlook on life. She is also referred to as a “girl” by the other main characters. In the Board’s opinion, the character of Connie depicts a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18.

>The game features use of the Playstation Vita’s touchscreen feature, that allows the player to touch or run their finger across the touchscreen in order to make any female character’s breasts move in response. The chest area of Connie is viewed moving slightly when this occurs, which is significantly different from the greater movement viewed when one of the four adult-like female characters is touched.

>Within the character menu, the player can also touch the head, hips and legs of a character and a voice clip plays in reaction. When the player touches Connie in this mode it prompts verbal responses from her – either, “So flat. Super-flat.”, “Smooth”, “Just a little squishy” or two variations of a perturbed “Woah” sound. The application accompanying the game states there is a reaction to either the breasts, head, hips or legs of a character being touched. The touch response to each is indeterminate, as the gameplay footage does not indicate which area of the body is being touched when a response is heard.
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Our breed of "Baby Boomers" are the worst, thats why.
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>>342409265
The game isnt "banned". You just cant buy it from a store.

Importing it is fine though. Not that you would want to that game looks awful.
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>>342415624
Instead you get glassed by idiots
Shot up by mobsters and
Beaten up by corrupt cop
Oh your clubs have a 2am lockout rule.
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>>342414525
We're stronger than you and you know it.
That's why you are too scared to do a god damn thing, you depend upon us.
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>>342415612
We have absolutely no black people. And no Abos dont count.

So youre wrong again anonsan, going for a strike?
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>>342415782
>mobsters
>corrupt cops
Nigga what this isnt Brazil we are talking about. There are no mobs in Australia and the police corruption is so far behind the US.
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>>342415782
Don't forget that our citizens are complete and utter retards caught up in the most recent house renovation or cooking tv show.
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>>342415859
>dem somalians
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>Canada and Britbongs v& you for importing loli doujin
>Ausfags won't even let innocent idea factory garbage into the country because it smells like loli

Is the entire anglosphere aside from america fucked?
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>>342414959
The US and chinese scum too
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>>342415859

But you have indians and chinese

speaking of which, Asian girls with straya accents is pretty damn hot.
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>>342414959
Probably wouldn't even notice if you dropped one over most of the country.
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>>342409265
I'm from New Zealand.

If it doesn't come to Australia, it usually also doesn't come to New Zealand.

Fuck you Australia, stop getting us involved with your goddamn bullshit you under-arm bowlers
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>>342415845
Pfthahah. No.
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>>342409509
10 times 0 is still 0, anon.

Were you busy playing your didgeridoo in math class or something?
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>>342415845
>you depend upon us
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>>342416001
It's very close to a hybrid of Brazil and North Korea when it comes to crime and law.
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>>342409265
All australians have crime in their DNA so they can't be exposed to the sorts of things rational human beings can be.

It'd be like playing with a match near oil, you're just asking for trouble.
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>>342416032
Ding ding ding. Thats a strike you're out.

Come back next year to play 'You have no idea what you're talking about!'
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>>342416037
>Aside from America
Isn't Nintendo of America censoring things left and right?
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>>342414717
Australia is the America of the Pacific, really. And New Zealand is Canada.
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>Yankeefags criticize a country.
>Fags from said country flip a fucking tit.
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>>342416037

They don't have a based constitution and their governments, while seemingly more efficent make it easier for reactionary law passing come and fuck shit up.

That's essentially how all the angleosphere countries lost their freedom of speech and fire arms.
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>>342416195
>stops retailers selling pornographic games
>OMG ITS KOWEAR
You have no idea what you are talking about.
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Be honest /v/, let's say Japan never declared war on America and conquered China and Australia

Would the world be a better place?
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>>342416381
How much would the rate of anime produced increase?
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>>342416381

We wouldn't have anime, though.
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>>342416381
Japan wouldnt have survived in Australia. Emus never would have let them.
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>>342416195
This has to be bait, or you're the dumbest motherfucker around.
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who /Queensland/ here?

had an awfully good night last night lads...
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>>342416436
Anime would increase tenfold.
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>>342416381
No. No one stops when they're ahead, they would have warred the west eventually.
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>>342416381
>and conquered China
Definitely a better place.
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>>342416436
>Australian Anime

Yeah nah sempai-cunt
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>>342414959
>Drop a nuke into Australia
>Most of Australia isn't even inhabited since it's mostly inhospitable desert or so dry that there's no point even bothering to live there
>The nuke does nothing
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>>342416519
QUEENSLANDER
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>>342415681
I like how they're implying that it doesn't matter how old you are, if you're flat and don't have wide hips that you're a child.
Not even going to get in to how ridiculous that is when she's also a fictional chinese cartoon drawing.
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>>342409265
I'm sorry to all the weebs out there but,

This game looks like fucking trash catering to the empty shallow weaboo faggots out there. I've played better like VA-11 HALL-A.
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Honestly I think of Australia as like Texas 2.0, with more death.

I don't think I'm wrong.
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>>342416532
Then I want to live in that universe
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>>342416519
You get in at 5:30pm? Isn't everything shut, an old geezer like you has to get to sleep early.
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>>342416647
26 - 16
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>>342416562
>Oooo, anon-san, desu desu nice cuntu mate
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>>342416227
i live here you shit cunt
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>>342416762
10 from 11
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>>342410117
>>342410909
>>342411232
>>342411243
>>342411456
>>342412793
It's not even true you gullible retards, it was a rumor started years ago by the Australian Sex Party to piss people off into siding with their political stances.
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>>342416730
Texas isnt multicultural enough.

So whatever state has the most brits/irish/greeks/germans = Australia
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>>342416730
>australia
>texas 2.0
See: the great people's Republic under John Howard and his gag laws and gun bans
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>>342416052
One of my friends is like this. She's an ABC, some bogan yells "go back to China bitch", but she out bogans them and yells back "fuck off cunt!" in a thick Aussie accent.
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>>342416486
Japanese steel can cut through the emu, they would definitely win.
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>>342416708
Aren't you on vacation, Xythar?
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>>342416901

The fact that it's so easy to believe says a lot, I'd think.
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>>342416798
Just because you live next to the 1 Somalian doesnt mean they actually exist in more than 1 cunt
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>>342416996
Because you idiots are so willing to believe anything so you have an excuse to shitpost.
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>>342416620
>Most of the population is concentrated in a few major cities along the cost
>somehow this means a couple nukes would be less effective instead of more
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>>342414525
You can try, third worlder.
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>>342416620
how about a colony then.
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>>342410117
damn

no wonder australians resort to shitposting
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>>342416195
Hey don't compare Australia to Brazil. Brazil isn't that bad.
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>>342416932
Gun bans were a good thing. No mass shootings, little to no gun crime against normal people. What guns are around are farmers with ye old muskets.

Its pretty comfy.
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>>342417056
>an australian complaining about shitposting
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>>342416620
>They aim nukes at uninhabited areas
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STOP BULLYING AUSTRALIA
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>>342417016
>>342416798

>Australians fighting
>using the word cunt

Clearly neither of you are Australians, since cunt is Australian for friend.
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>>342416620
Apparently nukes have actually been tested in Australia and people didn't even notice.
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That's what you get for not living in America
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>>342409509
>[Deleted]
Are Americucks really that butthurt?
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>>342417016
west australian detected
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>>342415624
>we can be trusted not to gobble the whole thing including toy like some obese american
HOLY SHIT IS THAT WHY THEY'RE BANNED? FUCKING AMERIKEKS BTFO
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i really hope that China nukes the hell out of Australia some day in the future
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>>342411629
At least the Brazilians have a friggen space program, since australians can't afford to to put their own species into space.
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>>342416901
>they ban things that look like it could be CP, even if they provably aren't

>Part of the process of determining apparent age is looking at breast size

the shitposting twisted the truth a little, but these are both true
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>>342417131
Oh good, it's going to destroy Sydney
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>>342417227
You missed again

I live in the one part of Australia not infested with immigrants
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>>342416620
Do you think if we ever send man to Australia that life will be discovered?
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>>342417235
Brazil's an interesting place that has more money than many developed countries but is run by complete retards so it'll never become a respectable place.
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>>342417294
like somalians? there's fuckin heaps where I live
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>>342417167
>no mass shootings

Nice try but there have been multiple since the ban

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Hectorville_siege

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29137726

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/wedderburn-man-ian-francis-jamieson-charged-over-triple-murder-20141023-11axdx.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monash_University_shooting
Also a lot of other mass murders with other means (mainly arson)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childers_Palace_Backpackers_Hostel_fire https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Saturday_bushfires#Central_Gippsland_fires https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lin_family_murders https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quakers_Hill,_New_South_Wales#Nursing_home_fire https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cairns_child_killings
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>>342417235
>he doesnt know
My sides
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>>342417131
This makes me wet and horny
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>>342417294
Oh nice your closest neighbour is 32km down the road either way. That explains sitting here shitposting.
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>>342414525
children always end up hating their parents at some point.
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>>342415681
its like theyve never met an asian women under the age of 35
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>>342415686
I look forward to 80% of them being unable to afford the shit welfare and medical system they're trying to build. That being said they'll just rely on the youth they so despise. Age of entitlement amiright?
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>country gets criticized for doing something stupid
>BUT BUT BUT AMERICA HAS PROBLEMS LIKE X, Y, AND Z

every time
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>>342410137
The only problem with that is everyone there is free, and some chose to abuse that fact.
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>>342417370
Thats the best you can do?

I cant even post all the US mass shootings because it would reach the post limit and then take a whole new thread to do

And thats only in the last year

You want guns. Fine. But plenty of societies do better off without them and Australia is one of them cunt.
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>>342415845
>amerifags believe this
Good luck with your war economy and highest income gap in the world. Who are you guys planning on invading next?
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>>342409509
>literal colony of criminals talking shit
You're trying, I guess.
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>>342417392
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>>342417401
Missed again. Keep guess you'll get it eventually.
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>>342409265
It keeps happening.
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>>342417630
Better than a country of mass murderers
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>>342417294
What, somewhere in the middle of the fucking desert like Coober Pedy?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coober_Pedy

>There is a town in Australia where all they do is mine for opals and they live in little caves they carve out of the mine shafts

What the fuck? That sounds like you're all dwarfs or goblins or something.
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>>342417510
>criticize other countries
>can't handle critics about yours
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>government trusts you to vote for politicians who decide the future of our nation
>trusts you to drive cars around at high speeds near other cars also doing high speeds
>trust you to own firearms
>does not trust you with video games or music they don't approve of

Something doesn't add up.
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Am I too late for the Australians somehow blaming Americans for this?
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>>342417510
>country has a working legal system that stops degenerancy
>HAHHAHA N.KOREA 2.0
erry time
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>>342417603
Our poor are your rich. You can't even comprehend the difference.
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>>342417553
>moves the goalposts

Kek

Fyi that "mass shooting tracker" list is bullshit. It counts 4 or more shot and not necessarily dead as a mass shooting. Most of the shootings involve zero death and are criminal, gang or drug related happening in inner city ghettoes. Federal definition is 3 or more shot dead excluding gang shootings.
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>auscucks

Pathetic
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>>342416519
>>342416647
Fucking bogans go away
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>>342417307
Apparently you can find bacteria on Mars, so the real question is if we can find intelligent life in Australia.

The answer is _no_
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>>342417720
this desu
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>>342417131
May I ask from wich Gundam is this? I would guess Origins 4 but is not out yet, so maybe Unicorn recap of the past events?
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>>342417370
>first one is 3 deaths
Pfthhahahah

Try again
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>>342417553
And forced voting and mandatory helmet laws? Plain packaging? The inability to import anything? The fact you put so much anti gambling ads in casinos that it wasted taxpayers money? Your move subhuman.
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>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
>downright draconian gun laws
>need a license for fucking air rifles
>airsoft is banned
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
>smokeless tobacco is banned
>toys containing beads are banned
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
>plain packaging on cigarettes
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
>many violent games and movies banned
>video games are expensive as shit
>no self defense allowed
>hoverboards banned
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Worst part is Australians defend this shit.

Fuck I hate my country sometimes.
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>>342417235
>space program
huehuehehehue
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>>342417190
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>>342417930
You live in the best country on Earth now shut the fuck up
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I'm glad for the ban. We don't need this pedoshit degeneracy entering our borders.
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>>342417873
Mass shootings are 3 or more deaths you idiot according to the FBI.

https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/office-of-partner-engagement/active-shooter-incidents/a-study-of-active-shooter-incidents-in-the-u.s.-2000-2013 page 7
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>>342417603
Australia's only value is mineral resources, so depends on commodity prices. :^)
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Aussie anon here, Americans are total bros, every one I have met was cool and go out of their way to be friendly.

A lot of aussies worship American culture, eat from American based chains, watch all of your shows.....you'll find no real aussies here, just our versions of weebs hiding indoors, often in gated or upper class suburbs pretending they are mick dundees and steve irwins when reality is theyve never even been further than the capital city they more than likely live in
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Shit like this reminds me how good it is to have a real Constitution and rights in your country instead of privileges
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>>342417235
>Implying Brazil is better than anything in anyway
>mfw
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>>342415681
okay yeah censorship and whatnot aside, why the fuck is that even in the game to begin with? can we stop defending those slanty-eyed gooks chinky perversions? phil fish was right, they do suck at making video games.
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>>342418020
I don't even live in the best Anglo nation.

I'd rather live in Switzerland. At least they have rights.
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>>342417910
Wait, what's wrong with smokeless tobacco? Surely it would lead to less second hand smoke and therefore less occurrences of lung cancer and shit right?
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>>342417803
Only thing moving here is the body count to gun crime in your country. Use whatever metric you want, you still lose.

Oh wait. You cant use metric. Ba dum tss.
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>>342417910
Their subhumans are tame.
Their women are fit and hot.

Big points in their favor.
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>>342415624

Imagine being so mad that you're australian that you have to post things like this. I'm so sorry, mate.
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>>342418161
Our women are cunts though.
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>>342417853
Yeah it's a flashback from Unicorn. Start of episode 4.
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HAHAHAHHA AUSTRALIA

fucking joke nation lmao
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>>342418074
If you Australians worship Americans so much, why are your Burger Kings called Hungry Jacks?

I'm a Kiwi and I have noticed you guys have way more American fast food places though. Even brands we don't have here like Taco Bell.
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>>342416996
Nothing pisses me off more than this idiotic argument.
>hey look at this completely nonsensical piece of bullshit which i freely believe because it confirms my political views!
>that's bullshit you idiot
>maybe but the fact that it's so close to the truth says a lot doesn't it? :^)

See: anything said about feminists on /v/.
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>>342417890
>good thing
>good thing
>exceptionally good thing
>false
>good thing

Anon-san I knoe you live in a shithole but most of society doesnt. Stop oozing the jelly juice okay?
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at least australia doesn't have a tv licence

all the channels are probably banned anyways lol
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>>342418152
>claims no mass shootings
>proven wrong
>b-but it's still less than your country

fucking lol. get rekt dingofucker
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>>342415624
>Kinder Surprise banned in America
Oh shit nigger, it's real. Truly the greatest morons on earth.
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>>342418161
>Australian women
>Fit

Nigger our obesity rate is one of the worst in the developed world. We're creeping up on America ffs.
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>>342418106
Rig spotted
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>>342417801
I'm reminded of that fact that if you have $10 in your pocket and no debts you're economically better off than half of America. Or the fact that about 200 people hold half of America's wealth. And here I am sitting on the aus poverty line of around $500 a fortnight. So what im saying is fucking righto cunt. Remember to tip.
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>>342417930
Amerifag living in Australcuntland for the last year and a half. Only 6 more months and I'm fucking moving back. Worse decision ever to move here.

Feel bad for you guys that can't leave easily. Feels bad, mate.
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>>342418278
What? I've never seen a taco bell? Where?
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>>342416254
NoA is just a company

Thats entirely different from the government itself censoring and banning games
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>>342417910
Self defence is entirely allowed. If you attack me and I beleive you are going to kill me im allowed to kill you first.

In home defence its even better, near impossible to fail the test unless you murder someone who you knew for a fact was not going to harm you (i.e. they were unconscious)
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The only thing Aussies can bring up against the US is our gun death rate which is extremely small compared to our population and primarily effects criminals

KEK
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>>342418321
>Putting inedible things in manufactured food products.

I'm sure that seemed like a smart idea to someone.
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>>342418443
35 klm neighbour bro strikes again
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I've been considering moving out of Australia. I think I may got to NZ.
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>>342418054
>FBI
>using a source who is against gun proliferation to support your gun proliferation
Only in American can you find people this stupid.
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At the end of the day youre all still nolofe virgins arguing whos country is less shit than the other.
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>>342418463
No you aren't.

You are not allowed to carry anything for self defense.

If you kill a home intruder unless he had a gun you will go to jail.
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>>342418443
Gold Coast, probably. I don't remember where I was, but it's not like I've gone to many places in Australia. Gold Coast is pretty touristy, so that sounds about right.

You also have Haagan Daaz or however it's spelt, and Baskin Robins icecream. New Zealand got that not too long ago, there were queues and everything.
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>>342418065
Its actually the service industry like education

Which is why Australia is set for life. China sucks so much they come here to be educated.
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>>342418387
How much do your houses and land cost over there in Aussieland, cunt? LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL

You have more money in a currency that is approaching valueless, and everything costs twice to three times as much as here in the States.

Nice try Aussiefag.
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>>342418250
I have yet to see Unicorn, people tell me is the best gundam we got in years, wonder how much of that is true.
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>>342418610
Wait.

If I live in Australia and someone is raping my daughter with a knife to her throat, I can't kill him?

Wtf Australia
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>>342418558
The fuck are you on about you dumb bogan cunt? I never said FBI was pro-gun, I just linked the official definition of a mass shooting.

Learn to read.
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>>342418660
I pull $800 a week working at maccas

How bout you?
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>>342418501
It's like finding a toy in a cereal packet though. Surely no fucking dumbass is stupid enough to inhale the entire fucking thing.

Plus the chocolate is just a thin shell over the plastic capsule, so unless you swallow the entire fucking egg whole I can't see how you'd choke on it either.
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>>342418305
I said less in comparison to US

Which is right. And your wrong. Easy as pie mate dont get upset.
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>>342418501
Survival of the fittest.
Only the kids smart enough to not gobble it up survive.
America would be in great demographic decline without that ban.
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>>342418321
Remember when the US stopped including pokeballs with the pokemon toys at burgerking because some dumb ass 4 year old girl put it over her face and suffocated.
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>>342418626
Damn I never see any of these places. I would kill for an ihop within driving distance.
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>>342418718
>Believing anonmyous virgins on the internet
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>>342416254
Nintendo of America isn't the US government

Any censorship that has happened in the US has been carried out by the developers or companies themselves, the only games actually banned by the government proper were the Guy Game because it featured an underage girl being naked, and it wasn't even really banned because stores still sold it anyways and it wasn't enforced
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>this is what you got in kangaroo land
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>>342418610

This is so incredibly wrong.
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>>342418501
Sometimes, thinning the herd is necessary, especially when the herd dies to shit like this.
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>>342418817
No you faggot. Don't damage control.

See
>>342417167
>no mass shootings

Which is false as fuck

And even then the rate of massacres is roughly the same as pre-ban. Your killers just switched to other methods mainly arson
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>>342418161
>Their women are fit and hot.
Hobgoblins are not fit or hot though
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No Aussies were going to buy this game anyway. Well maybe one or two. Just download it via PSN or import.
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>>342416901
>the Australian Sex Party
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>>342418794
Anon, I'm much too lazy to find the number of people killed across the world by this design choice. It's just an indefensible design choice.

You're literally making a food that has inedible pieces. Why?

I mean lots of naturally-occurring foods have inedible pieces, and clearly we all learn not to eat them, but why would you go out of your way to make one?

Cereals that had toys in them put them in pouches to separate them from the food. They weren't inside of pieces of cereal or whatever, because that would serve no purpose.
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>>342418976
How do you choke on this? The second you bite down, you should realise there's plastic. Do Americans just keep chewing anyway? Do they just swallow the entire thing like a snake?
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>>342418660
>jokes on you! We have a crashed real estate market and the only way to survive on trash wages is buying mass produced dirt!
Doesn't it bother you the median income for most middle class jobs has fallen or stagnated since the 1970s?

I'll give you the inflated housing prices but that's because our pollys and baby boomers are emulating your trashy faux-growth that lead to the 2008 crash.
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>>342418610
>CLCA s15
> It is a defence to a charge of an offence if—
>
> (a) the defendant genuinely believed the conduct to which the charge relates to be necessary and reasonable for a defensive purpose; and
>
> (b) the conduct was, in the circumstances as the defendant genuinely believed them to be, reasonably proportionate to the threat that the >defendant genuinely believed to exist 1 .

(a) applies to what you actually believed at the time (i.e. 'he is going to try and kill me). (b) refers to the proportionality of the attack but is subjective as to the defendant, so its still what you believe not what objectively was right

tldr version you're wrong
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>>342418126
I would have bought the bait if you didn't mention Phil Fish.
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>>342419004
Starting a bushfire is not the same as unloading in a cinema you dumb fuck
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>>342418967
Sure thing.

http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/1440435

You cannot carry anything to defend yourself. Pepper spray, tazers, batons, knives, etc are all banned for carry.

All you can have is a rape whistle.

Self defense law is proportionality. Unless the attacker is trying to kill or seriously maim you, you cannpt do the same to him.
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>>342418718
We don't have formalized 'im-a-big-tough-cowboy' stand your ground laws but you won't be jailed for self defense
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>>342418660
mah zimbabwebux.
but even Canada has even cheaper goods then Australia ever does.
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>>342419346
With the intent to kill random innocent people it is you dumb fuck. Seeing as how the person was convicted of murder and sent to jail.
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>>342409265
Cucked
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>>342419351
so if they are raping my daughter the only thing I can do is blow my whistle and rape him back?
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>>342419346
Are you arguing that intentionally killing people with fire is better than intentionally killing people with bullets?
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>>342418794
Murricans have no time to chew their food when that time could be spent shoving more food down their throat.
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>>342409265
Better question: why are so many zipperhead games just random letters? hWvkltXs: Symphlabrynthitckle of the Bragklingarf Y Episodicica PantALoOn Tri

Fuck that shit. Use real words.
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>>342416519

Cairns is the only good place in Queensland
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>>342419351
>Unless the attacker is trying to kill or seriously maim you
False

It is SUBJECTIVE, this means its what you BELIEVED to be true at the time.

It is not a question of fact (He was going to kill you) its a question of what you thought at the time (I think he is going to kill me)
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>>342419562
Bush fires tend to go out of control very quickly, so it's more likely to be an accident or way worse than anyone anticipated.

On the other hand, if you start shooting with a gun you intend to kill everyone around you. If the body count doesn't match your intentions, it's because you missed.
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>>342419453
>>342419303

Nice lies austardians

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/28/homeowner-charged-with-murder-after-attempt-to-detain-suspected-burglar-turns-fatal/

If you kill a burglar intruding into your home it is murder.

Your self defense laws are shit.
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>>342414959
I hope it gets nuked so Mad Max comes true.
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>>342416996
On the contrary; the fact that you'd so easily believe it says a lot about you.
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>>342419702
See >>342419723
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>>342418610
>If you kill a home intruder unless he had a gun you will go to jail.
thats horse shit, a guy recently strangled a home intruder to death after finding him in his kids room and he didnt get charged at all

you're probably thinking of the britcucks
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>>342419316
haha, im honestly not baiting. besides FROM, the Japanese are fucking garbage at game design today. and they are fetishistic, backwards racists gooks, which is probably why you weebs like them so much.
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>>342409265
God fucking dammit.

I have been this pissed off at this country since they released metal gear solid V, nearly got refused classification and when it finally did come here they clearly cut the last couple of levels and centain another elements.
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>>342419709
You are a fucking retard. The guy was convicted of murder because he started the bushfire with the intent of killing people. It's no dofferent than somebody shooting innocent people with the intent to kill.
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>>342419723
>charged
Do you even know how the law works?

Australian prosecution is the government, not people, if you commit a crime its the states job to prosecute.

If you kill someone it will ALWAYS go to court, unless the chance of success is little to none, and as the article points out
>“We don’t know the facts of this matter,” he told the news site. “All we know is there is a complex set of circumstances that happened, but none of us know what they were.”

He was charged and likely acquitted on self defence laws.
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>>342414959
what crimes?
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>>342419709
"Well, I only intended to kill my neighbors with the fire, but it got out of hand and killed 37 other people."

I think the intend to murder people is where the problem lies.

Obviously, if you just negligently start a fire and it kills a bunch of people, then it's a different class of offense. But knowingly starting a fire to cause harm to others, with the knowledge that your country is an arid wasteland, is not something I would rank as a lesser offense to shooting up a movie theatre.
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>>342419976
Don't trigger the poor amerikek he can't comprehend not having muh freedom to fatally shoot a 17 year old suspect. Funny they kill so many and yet still have the highest incarceration rate in the world
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>>342419976
>he was acquitted

Citation or fuck off.
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Isn't that Mario joke mocking the GG movement?
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>fat americucks talking trash about any other country
At least i can go outside and not be shot
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>>342419931
what why they refuse mgsv?
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>>342419723
>It is alleged Mr Batterham and a friend found Slater-Dickson inside the house where a confrontation took place before the invader escaped.
>But a second confrontation took place down Cleary Street, where Mr Batterham is alleged to have choked Slater-Dickson after being assaulted by him.
>Slater-Dickson was sentenced to at least four years' jail for the rape of a 16-year-old girl inside a Tamworth home in 2007, after he pushed his way inside and bashed her before sexually assaulting her.
>He was also jailed for a ram raid on a Nauti & Nice store at Sandgate before being released on appeal last December.

This same man would be found guilty in US law. He was a rapist who chased down a man and murdered him on the street. It wasnt a home invasion situation.
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