Alright /v/, let's solve this once and for all.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10557728
>>342397147
>it's an overwatch waifushit thread
Kill yourself
If you're not picking Pharah, you're wrong.
>>342397838
Play nice, play Pharah.
>>342397838
this desu
>>342397147
Uhhh, which one's the gay one?
>entire roster is gay
>but not in the the lore
>no gay subtext in their lines
what the fuck is wrong with blizzard
>>342398323
All of them.
>>342397147
>People unironically choosing Mercy or D.Va over anything
/v/ confirmed worst taste, Winston is a better waifu than annoying E-sports guurl or generic healer
>>342398323
every single female in overwatch is a pure lesbian that hates dick
>>342398358
The fuck are you on about?
>>342398323
pharah.
strong, brownie + homosexual would mean triple diversity points for blizzard.
>>342397147
>dva with huge tits
why
>>342398693
she's a Muslim transformer transvestite lesbian arab
>>342398693
Symmetra is brown + autistic + crippled.
>Symettra
>0 votes
EL O EL
>>342399123
Who would vote for a autistic bitchy street shitter?
>>342398952
literally no one, not even sjws want to associate with poointheloos.
shes objectively the most forgettable character in the game. At least reaper is shitty on purpose.
>>342399123
As it should be.
It's kind of disgusting that Mei has more votes than Pharah, but at least Symmetra is at rock bottom.
>>342399624
Hey.
I like Mei.
>>342397147
>no Sombra
Shit poll, OP.
Pick D.Va.
>>342398323
Torb.
>>342399756
I don't mind Mei being in the top 4, but she shouldn't be above Pharah.
>>342397147
Mercy is my bottom bitch but Widowmaker is bestgirl.
You just can't beat the hot, slutty, curvacious french babe
>>342397147
>Mercy winning
Good taste anons.
For being the poster girl, Tracer sure isn't popular.
D.Va is cute. CUTE.
I want to see less lewd lewds and more cute lewds.
>>342401984
>shit taste
No, Symmetra is still at 0 votes.
>>342401805
fuck off faggot
>>342398358
There was a Mercy/Pharah line that I heard recently which was really strong, but I can't remember what it was.
>>342401984
Oh la la
>>342402079
6 votes.
>>342401282
Ryu syndrome
poster character seems like the vanilla character so no one is interested in them.
plus british accents kill boners.
I would fuck all of these girls up the butt if you know what I mean.
>>342402429
Oh fuck, my results screen stopped autoupdating.
At least now I can see that the correct girls are in the top 3.
>>342401984
>babby's first generic femme fatale
>d.va winning the poll
did someone link this to the reddit?
>>342403294
how is she generic? you just add buzzwords and explain nothing.
Reminder that Symettra is not actually dirty and you people are just racist memers.
>>342403294
She's french.
French have the best asses.
>>342403679
D. Va has, far and away, the best body out of all the Overwatch girls. That doesn't make her best though, since her personality is kinda shit.
>can't pick between Pharah and Mercy
>Tracer andblondeZarya are fine too
>best girl
>best body
prove me wrong
why is Mei hoverhanding Tracer?
>>342404550
She doesn't like limey cunts.
>>342404043
dude she is still a child
>>342404730
She is of perfect child-birthing age.
>>342404730
>18
>child
Also, the fact that she's second, let along in the top four, means you people have no fucking taste
>>342404123
Go with Pharah, she needs the help.
>>342404550
more like hoverhaming
>>342399387
>reaper
>shitty
His shotguns have such high dps up close, and when hes decided hes taken enough damage, he just transforms into a giant fart and flies to his mercy.
>Fucked up the link by missing the 8 at the end
>Got this instead
http://www.strawpoll.me/1055772
Mei is confirmed bae
>>342404043
Shouldn't she be aiming down the sights with the other eye?
>>342405382
the character, not the kit
>>342405504
The shit?
What are the fucking odds
>>342405665
The scrub should still be in her mech.
>>342405665
but that would make a worsewinky face ;)
>>342405504
>Mei :P
Wow
>Widowmaker that low
D-DELETE THIS
>>342397147
Are there advertisements for other Strawpolls?
No one can be a nice waifu.
D.Va: Perfect body, but mind child. Shitty personality and so on.
Mercy: Probably workaholic. Maybe crazy scientist too.
Pharah: No laugh. Too rigid, no "affective" at all.
Widowmaker: A woman who enjoy kill.
Zarya: Racist and close minded.
Tracer: Don't even live in the same space time.
Mei: Sorry, I'm sorry. For everything.
Symmetra: Obsessed with tidiness and shit. Boring as fuck.
>>342404043
nope. take your shit taste and commit sudoku faggot
>>342406670
>Symmetra and Widowmaker
>below the Russian dyke
>>342406531
>omnics destroyed her village and probably killed at least 1 friend/relative of her
>was forced to live in a state of constant conflict
>her country is still at war with omnics
>lmao, Zarya, Omnics only wanted to destroy humanity in moderation, you racist bitch
>>342406261
Jesus christ sfm porn has come a long way.
>reddit has better taste than /v/
>>342397147
My hypothetical dick likes the variety in all these skins colors, its like a fuck rainbow
>no option for why not bothall of them?
>>342406261winkyface
>>342406976
I think that guy does it in maya or some shit, which is why it comes out so good
>>342398214
need sauce
>>342406261
why is her vag displaced?
is it just me?
>>342404030
>French have the best asses.
>implying
How delusional can you get?
>>342406261
This objective has my Dick all over it.
>>342407060
God I love boosting around, meatshotting some dumb cunt at point blank range with the gattling laser then hitting ;) for the killcam.
>>342407293
please dont talk about d va's vag without my permission
>>342407178
People who use SFM are really just limiting themselves.
>9%
Well at least she's technically in the top 5...
>>342397147
>Zarya has more votes than widow
Kek, the salt over her kit is so strong that it transcends to her looks.
>>342407527
this isn't canon, D.va has a girldick
>>342407527
So tranquil.
>>342403912
If anything you can see her comic as a rebellion to her culture
>sees the people who live in slums as dirty and needing to poop in the clean toilets and clean houses
>they are angered because their freedom to poop in nature, with the winds brushing their bootyhole is at risk
Almost, too bad it was Brazil and not India
>Mei not first place
where da thicc at
>>342404030
Since when?
>>342407959
Post proof
>>342407838
I wanted to vote Zarya but Mercy is top waifu material
Sorry anon I've betrayed you
>>342407838
Im with you friend. Zarya is best in my mind
How am I supposed to decide between Pharah and Mei?
>>342408208
getworsetaste so you don't get caught up onbestgirls
>>342407838
The hair kill it for me.
>>342407838
im surprised she is that high, not that i meant shes bad or anything. she would be best girl if it wasn't for her hair.
>>342408524
lol faggot, go suck a cock
>>342408208
By clicking D.Va.
>>342408653
t. Angry Widowmaker/Tracer fag
>>342408371
I like most things about her, it's just her secondary skins are fucking shit tier (Either all clothed up siberian or fucking shit-tier punk skin with awful coloring and even worse hairstyle).
Any other hairstyle and haircolour would've been amazing.
>So few votes for Symmetra
She is pure.
>>342408978
pure shit
>>342408978
pure shit on defecation lane
>>342408978
Pure poo.
>>342406492
Only if you don't have adblocker.
>>342408978
The poos have finally arrived.
>>342409067
>>342409119
>>342409151
>>342409187More for me. Enjoy passing around your slut waifu.
>>342408850
Indeed.
We just have to wait.
>>342409286
Watch your step anon
I thought...Mei...was...Bae...?
>>342397147
pharah is literally my ideal woman
>>342397147
why isn't bastion in this picture?
>>342409464
>Mei is shit
yes
>>342397147
I wish Zarya looked that good in game
>>342409464
I hate velma fags
>Hur she's the one that isn't sexualized so that mean we've gotta sexualize her more!
The Daphnefag mentality will always be superior, which is why best girl is winning.
>>342404030
Yeah, because half of them are black.
>>342409804
I've met so many Velmafags that Daphne actually seems to be the obscure/unpopular choice.
>>342409918
Ha!
>Mei wants to build a wall to keep Reaper and Lucio out
This makes her the best girl.
>>342397838
>0 porn of egyptian girls on the internet
why live
>>342409804
>>342409950
>cute nerdy girl who may or may not be T H I C C
>ditzy retarded redhead
It's not a difficult choice
>>342397147
>these results
Bullshit.
>>342410073
You're right, redheads and ditz are god tier.
>>342399123
>voting for a Lisa Simpson-sounding, literally retarded poo-in-loo
>any year
Objectively wrong.
>>342410024
>Meifags are fat, retarded, trumpnigs
This explains a lot
>>342410037
you haven't looked then
>>342410024
Like Chinese are any better. The mexicans stay quiet and do the shit jobs. The Chinese yell loud enough to wake the dead, and think the whole world is exactly like China.
>>342409918
but widow is blue?
>>342410273
You're telling me
>>342409567
whoever's making these deserves a medal, I've seen these for d.va mercy and now mei, are there others?
>>342398214
>cutting out her dimples.
might as well just do a webm of only her face.
>>342407242
here
[Link removed due to Blizzard's DMCA]
>>342410273
Right? How has Pharah still not toppled D. Va to take her rightful spot at the top with Mercy?
>>342397147
>no love for symmetra
>>342410073
>May or may not be THICC
Hanna-Barbara designed her to be plain. It was an era where no one cared about appealing to unattractive girls or putting in body-postivie messages so all the did was add a female character who was the brains of the group but was less attractive to justify it (I.E staying at home and studying rather than going out and doing drugs like all the other kids because no one wants to fug you).
Somehow faggots said "lol she's actually the thick, curvy one because she could be hiding an amazing body under that sweater" and then maybe one of the direct to DVD films gave her such a body because it was probably made by the same fags who started the meme.
Symmetra and Zarya
Ohhhhhh yeah
>>342410986
Poo jokes aside, her face is just ugly. I think it's her man-jaw that's the real killer.
>Tracer that low
The shit taste is real.
>>342411354
she is too plain(character), all other girls have better stuff.
>>342411354
Tracer's legs make her look like some kind of mutant.
>>342411354
>/v/ has shit taste
And the sky is blue. What did you expect?
I wanna fuck Symmetra now...
>>342397147
the big muscular shemale with the big fat thick cock.
thats the best one.
>>342411354
Cavoo wee zere.
>>342411354
cabbage faced slag
>>342412310
If they're going to make Hanzo a woman for no reason, why would they also de-age him by 20 years, but keep the gray streak?
>>342397147THICC
I'm a fan of Overwatch girls, never played the game though my taste is better than casualized streamlined glacial pace FPS for retarded toddlers.
this is the exact kind of shit what /vg/ is for
>>342411354
>ALROIT LUV, 'AVARY IS 'ERE!
>>342411354
>if you want cuddles she's outclassed because she's a twig with a giant iron man chestpiece
>if you want secks she's outclassed because other heroes like mercy have dem hips
>ticks almost no fetishes outside of short hair
>personality is giggly and british
she's not exactly that great once you get past the ass (which only seems so great because the pants show it off)
>>342409804
>isn't sexualized
>this
>not sexual
>>342410037
There's tons of Middle Eastern girls doing porn
>>342411180
>manjaw
Opinion discarded
>>342412598
What a special snowflake.
>>342412476
she's a hot milf now
>>342412727
wow you do not get a sense for how shiny that spandex is in the character select
>>342412727
the ass isn't a sex organ. theres nothing sexual about a prominent ass
>>342409804
>she's the one that isn't sexualized
that a joke? they use her to show off fat tits and fat asses
>>342401282
She's always looked like a twink to me, no matter how much people try to improve her in fanart.
>>342412727
She's the least sexualized. You can see her butt but it's limited compared to others.
You could say the same for Pharah but ultimately she is not quite a Velma equivalent.
>>342397838
This family. Pharah is literally the most beautiful OW girl with the best alt skins. Mercy is great too though.
>>342412980
>theres nothing sexual about a prominent ass
>>342412880
No, she's a 20 year old with an inexplicable slash of gray.
>>342413040
See >>342411016
OG Velma was never meant to be remotely sexual.
>>342413168
>No, she's a 60 year old bitch with an dildo up her ass.
>>342413125
>with the best alt skins
>her epics change her helmet and add little details to the launcher whereas everyone else just get's repaint 2.0
seriously more epics should be like anubis and jackal, I honestly use them more often than a raindancer I got
>>342413040
>Oh Gee this proves the meme that was started years before this movie came out.
They literally did that because Velmafags were behind that movie, the "sexy velma" meme had long sense been established. That is not what Hanna-Barbara designed or envisioned her.
>>342412980
It's a secondary sexual characteristic. It's leftover from our evolutionary predecessors.
>>342399846
This. Where's my fucking waifu, OP?
>>342413132
everything in the game is exaggerated and prominent. you just need to get over yourself and realize that you're obviously at your sexual peak and will lust over anything that resembles the things you'll never have in life. you get off on a stink hole anon? it's not sexual, you just have a brain scrubbed mind from all the porn you watch
>>342413720
No.
>>342413720
>>342413389
I absolutely love Raindancer. The color scheme is great and the twintails look amazing on her. Cutrently saving up for the Raptorian skin.
>>342413720
Back to tumblr.
>>342410794
Because yuri is shitPharah is great though
>>342413720
>>342413835
WHY ARE THERE NO GOOD PICTURES OF FUTA DICKS BULGING UNDER CLOTHES?!
FUCKING REEE THIS TRIGGERS ME HARDCORE.
>>342413786
We get it, you're a tits guy, no need to get sobutthurt
>feel nothing but love when I think of Mercy
>feel passion when I think of Pharah
Tracer feels like the girl I deserve but don't need right now. Like, she's the go-to person for anything I need - a friend, a shoulder to lean on in a time of need, arecipient of built up lust, and more.
I've never thought about Tracer in such a way until now. What the fuck is this thread doing to me.
oh hey guys
>>342409567
wew lad
>>342414094
She looks like she would falsely accuse me of raping her.
>>342414002
Yuri is fine. At what point did 4chan become so triggered by yuri of all things.
>>342414407
Always.
>>342412980
>i'm a fucking retard guys
yeah anon. yes you are
>Tracer and Widowmaker both have fewer votes than Zarya
>no Reaper
Shit poll. Only cute overwatch character.
>>342413786
So, you can only get off to full on zoomed in pictures of meat-flaps, then?
Just face it. Vaginas are icky. They're just something to put your dick in while looking at someone's actually attractive assets.
>>342414476
Nah, people are reacting to yuri in Overwatch so violently you'd think Blizzard paired them with niggers or something.
>>342414521
>that image
Stillborn can't even get a 1k players these days
>>342414476
If anything it was thought of a boring.
>people actually think zarya is attractive
What the fuck is this shit.
>>342412980
>theres nothing sexual about a prominent ass
You're kidding right?
>>342414672
Contrarianism, and closet homosexuality.
>>342414672
Start playing her and you'll understand. I think Zarya's personality really helps with it too.
>>342414672
They think mei its attractive too.
>>342413835
truly best girl
>>342413786
so, wait, I'm attracted to it because it's an exaggerated sexual feature and I'm at my sexual peak, yet it's not sexual? what's with all this hostility anyway, are you really THAT bothered by ass, or are you just merely pretending?
>>342414407
I'm not triggered, I like cuteor lewdyuri art. I just like pretending. That said, straight vanilla is superior.
>>342414672
i just want her dick.
>>342414821
THICC
>>342413786
That's like saying there's nothing sexual about women's thighs or tits.
>>342414974
>her dick
>thiiiicc
My god you futathick fags are so unbearable.
>>342414407
When Madoka Magica came out. Seriously. Had a bit due to the show but mostly due to the easy ability to troll yurifags and their purist form of love meme.
>>342414821
>comparing princess of thicc to a man with tits and pink hair
![13398405_719947631481789_740058712_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QwbhLki.jpg "13398405_719947631481789_740058712_n[1].jpg")
Do Not open (for reals this time)
>>342415209
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>342415209
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Blizzard will probably make Pharah/Mercy lesbians to appeal to tumblr
>>342414909
He's an idiot. Don't worry about it. I have sex regularly and I still am attracted to tits, ass, legs, etc. I'm also 30.
>>342415209
>>342415324
>caring about the sexuality of video game characters in the first place
Your first mistake
>>342415209
AYYYYY
>>342415196
>princess of thicc
I didn't vote for her. Mei's just fucking fat and ugly. Not thicc.
>>342415324
What's the problem. They're fictional, you can still fap to straight shit of either character there's stuff for both. Please don't tell me you're a another stupid shipper who thinks your imaginary ship is somehow more valid than any other in a game where no character has shown any sort of romantic interest in any other.
>>342412703
>Implying short hair isn't the best fetish
>Impying she can't take the suit off
>>342409567
someone please post the other gifs
MEI IS CUTE!
>>342415769
Short hair is fucking shit. Just admit to liking dudes already.
>>342415816
>you will never fuck her fat pussy, then pull out and cum on her chubby tummy.
>>342415209
I should have listened
>>342415324
Don't worry, I'm mailing them constantly that it's Lucio/Zarya.
>>342397147
I'm glad the best girl is winning.
>>342415769
>>Implying she can't take the suit off
well sure but you'd only get like 3 thrusts/seconds of cuddling in before she poofed out of existence until next february, and yes short hair is god tier but not enough to carry a waifu on its own
>>342415595
She's thick, brother.
>zarya at eight percent
m-more for me, I guess...
>>342416220
How come noone mentions that Mei is hot ever, it's just the dumb Mercy/Pharah/Dva circlejerk?
>>342416071
nice taste
>>342416367
It's because you just walk into threads and don't even read what's being posted and just make stupid fucking posts without having any context for the situation you're in like a fucking retard who never lurked a day in his life. I hope you fucking explode.
>>342416367
Their testosterone levels are dangerously low.
Symmetra best girl
>>342415768
the smuggest
>>342415324
>appeal to tumblr
It appeals to lots of people, anon. The only people it doesn't appeal to are backwards alt righty babies who act like SJWs toward anything they deem "progressive"
>>342416534
>mercy
>pharah
>low test
>>342415209
>>342415209
CAN YOU NOT
Who /poo/ here?
>>342412980
>>342415209SIGN ME UP!
>>342397147
>Symmetra has the least amount of votes
>>342415209
OH MY GOD
>>342415209
Is this ayylmao mode?
>>342415209
DELETE THIS
>best girl leads
Awwww yiss
>>342397147
>Widowmaker in the bottom 3
This validates my opinion that /v/ has shit taste.
>>342419215
>/v/ has shit taste
I guess you're right, seeing as you're /v/ too :^)
>>342416780
>You think I'm...c-c-cute?
Zarya is for cool people and not stinky /v/irgins
>>342416220
>Mei's ass could engulf D.va's entire head three times over
>>342415209
Where's the enjoyment in buying a pre-made cosplay outfit? Unless you're being a stormtrooper or something, surely it takes all the fun out of it.
>>342415209
ayy?
lmao?
