Pick a button.
>>342393505
I don't think orange has any downsides
RedI don't have a dick!
>>342393505
Two days a what?
>>342393505
Purple, I'm busy to play anyway
>>342393505
Orange. No drawbacks. My turn.
Choose one:
>OP is a faggot
Or
>OP is a faggot
Putting it all on Purple
>implying I even play video games anymore
>>342393505
Purple, then I'll go back to vidya when I feel like it. Better to have loved and lost, etc.
blue, warrior cats book series get three AAA games and i die faster at the same time
>>342393505
Orange or Brown
>Re-experiencing Snatcher and Dead Space
>>342393505
Yellow. Shit, that ain't even a hard choice.
So Microsoft gets the ability to control animals AND Nintendo?
>>342395517
two days a-year, wahoo!
>>342393505
>making an option with no downsides
>>342393505
POP-TARTS?!
>>342395517
Two day a month
>>342394789
L-london?
>>342393505
I fail to see how yellow is bad
Blue
I rather not live as a senile old man into my 70s and 80s, so I'd gladly be confident that I would pass earlier before that happens, just so I can finally get DMC5, a few dream games I have, and make Konami publish a bunch of games with CP in it or something so they can get shut down.
>>342393505
Yellow easily
Purple cause no gf
Mahogany, I erase MGS 1-5 from my memory, and leave a note explaining to not look up anything about them and do not play MGSV.
>>342396030
No. Microsoft buys the ability to telepathically control nonhuman animals.
>>342396169
Because OP worded it in a way that implies that the company Microsoft gains the telepathic ability to control animals, not you.
Do you really want to give Microsoft both Nintendo AND telepathic abilities?
>not picking red and masturbating via prostate stimulation
>>342393505
There are no downsides to yellow
I don't give a fuck about pop-tarts or nintendo if i can become an evil mastermind with an island guarded by telepathically controlled animals
>>342393505
These are way too retarded.
Purple if it's 2 days a week because then I could actually get things done
>not picking purple
You fags always whine about not having a GF and don't play video games anyways, so this is your big chance.
>>342395517
two days a day
>>342396625
And it's not like it's just game on those two days I assume.
It's probably more like 'every week you have 48 hours to play games', and like hell you'll do all that in one sitting.
Purple. I'm lonely as fuck and only play video games to escape from reality anyways.
>>342396034
>>342396127
>>342396765
You're giving me mixed signals here.
>>342393505
Purple ez.
>>342396808
No. It's like candy days. You can't hoard your candy from the candy day and eat it the next day. If you didn't eat any candy on the candy day, that's your own fault, and you'll have to wait for the next one.
>>342393505
Orange
I miss you dad
>>342393505
blue
get 3 triple A quality games
get money
???
live life without dying old with health problems
are these the worst choices that have ever existed in a post like this
I'm serious, was there one worse than this?
because I sure as shit wasn't there for it
I would walk away from the console, or just take the island to sell it for money
all of that is completely fucking worthless
Purple. I'd say red but video games are already having a negative effect on my grades so an unlimited supply of them for free would make me go full NEET.
But how will purple work? Will no one remember this character existed or does this resistance and game/anime get totally erased as if they never existed?Also I'm assuming I can swap waifu with a husbando because he can get a job with better pay
purple has no downsides
>your life gets better
>your life gets even better
Who thought this was acceptable?
>>342397043
>candy days
What is this cuck bullshit?
EVERYDAY IS CANDY DAY YOU KEK
>>342393505
Stuck between orange and purple/
>>342393505
Orange.
Also brb, going to go kill my girlfriend.
>>342393505
Orange
David Bowie
Megaman Legends 3
Banjo Threeie
Happy?
>>342397202
Saturday is candy day. Didn't your mom teach you?
No wonder you're fat.
>>342393505
I get all the poptarts I want and an island and a super power just to fuck over a company I don't care about anymore.
How is this even a choice.
>>342393505
Red, then get fucked in the ass, girls will do it by strap-on>>342396367
>>342397448
Microsoft gets the powers. Not you.
>>342393505
Red, because it looks like you can just generate infinite money.
Although I'm worried about not being aware of pain in my dick causing a life threatening situation.
Orange. I' save the chance to revive someone for the very moment I die. And I would immediately kill myself.
purple is the objective best
Purple.I'm so fucking lonely
>>342396359
They'll need both to catch up with Sony.
>you're waifu
>buttons that have no downsides
>>342393505
What does limiting your gaming to 2 days mean?
Anyway I already spend more time on /v/ than actual video games so give me my immortal vampire loli.
Purple.
Give me Len.
Purp scurp
>>342396338
I wanna buy that. How much?
Orange
Myself when I die
True fantasy live
Fite me.
>pick resurrection
>if the person you revive has been dead for more than 10 years they stay dead, just 10 years less rotted
its shit
.
>>342393505
>purple
Two days EVER or like two days a week, year, month, etc?
Is my waifu madly in love with me? Do mobile games count?
purple nurple best choice only choice
Red. I have no dick so I'm fine.
Purple. I only use video games to escape from reality, and my perfect waifu would replace that.
>>342393505
Purple.
>>342393505
>Yellow and orange clearly overpower compared to the rest
>Brown being lthe shittiest by far
your balancing skills FUCKING SUCK m8.
>>342399971
>Two days EVER or like two days a week, year, month, etc?
A lifetime.
RedI like it in the ass
>>342393505
Wording is tricky here.
Purple will turn you into your waifu "You are waifu". Yellow lets Microsoft buy the ability to control nonhuman animals, not you.
>>342394789
That means you grow one with no feeling.
>>342393505
there's like literally no reason not to pick orange or yellow
of the two, i lean orange but I could immediately sell my private island for maybe a decent payday.
also the drama behind M$ buying nintendo would be delicious
>>342393505
VIOLET BEYOND ALL OTHERS
>>342393505
Either orange or brown, as long as my taxes don't rise to pay for that kickstarter.
>>342393505
Red. I mean jacking off/sex are cool and all but honestly I'd give that up if I was literally paid enormous amounts of money for getting the entirety of Steam and every console and game ever. Hell, with all that money I could build a cool house to hold all that shit, then make a fucking arcade in the basement.
To me that's equivalent to giving up beer if the rest of my life was made fucking awesome to compensate. Sure, I'll give up any one enjoyable thing that's not my main hobby/passion forever if it means life never sucks again.
>>342393505
These options are rather poorly worded, but I guess I'll go with Orange.
Revive some super rich guy's dead wife and inherit his private beach house or something, then make a thread on /v/ about cancelled games and bring back the two that get the most feedback.
If Yellow would've let me be the one with the animal mind control or Purple let me play vidya two days out of the WEEK it would've been all good.
>/v/ - video games
Irange has no downsides
Yellow I think. Even if I don't want the island I can sell it and be set for life.
Stopped at "You're". Learn how to spell, I'm not even a native engish speaker, and even I know the difference is as easy as night and day.
Obviously yellow. Just sell the island and I'm rich, bitch.
Blue.
>>342393505
Yellow, Orange, or Purple are the best because they increase quality of life and don't really have any drawbacks.
Yellow is probably the best though.
>go on American's Got Talent or some shit
>make Lions do acts and shit
>people are amazed
>get million dollars and a Vegas show
>make money to furnish your private island
>get tons of monkeys to do your chores
>get gorillas to be bodyguards
>live in peace chillin with animals
I'll take the waifu. I'm fine with two days a week gaming. At least, I'll assume it's a week. Also fine with a month. A year, maybe not.
>>342399868
>Gurren Lagann with Spiral Power
Is there a ship or mecha that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Gurren Lagann? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about normal Gurren Lagann. I’m not talking about Arc-Gurren Lagann either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann with the Full energy of the diverted Anti-Spiral field (with Boota contributing and the death of Kittan making Simon angry) I'm talking about Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann equipped with his Drill, Yoko's Rifle, control of the Big Bang converted into Spiral Energy, with Lord Genome's personal Lagann Lazengann with his fully resurrected form piloting while Viral is in Gurren being an expert in many forms of combat.
>>342401165
What if you were going to live 9 more years and you die instantly?
What's the downside of purple again?
/v/ is full of waifu faggots that don't play games anyways.
>>342400460Still worth it.
>>342401201
>Microsoft buys Nintendo AND the ability to telepathically control nonhuman animals.
Well, granted you could probably sell the island and just buy that superpower.
>>342399868
ONE SHOT JOHNNY, EVERY TIME
>>342401483
I wouldn't fucking know anyway.
>>342401498
>not maining bumpsy just to piss people off
Your waifu being loyal doesn't mean she loves you you know. And there's a very important difference between someone going through the motions in a miserable loveless relationship and the real deal.
>>342393505
Yellow. For animal mind control and private island.
Fuck vidya.
>>342393505
Blue please, I wanna die as quickly as possible.
>>342393505
Why the fuck would anyone pick red or brown? They're the only 2 with downsides.
>>342401498
ALL IN ON ONE SHOT JOHNNY
>>342393505
who would not pick orange?
it's literally no downside.
>Kickstarters are fueled by my tax money
Unless all kickstarters go to SJW art demonstrations I really believe it's wasted more than that now.
Yellow because controlling animals mean i can create a circus or some shit and rake in that dough
>>342399353
>implying Microsoft wouldn't become the most powerful company to ever exist
They'd have complete control over the animal market. Do you know how much more income that would give them? The fighting game community would convert to Microsoft over night, as would all of Brazil.
>Red
>Get all the Train Simulator DLC
>Get paid for it
Life has never been better
>>342393505
Why is Microsoft buying the ability to telepathically control non-human animals
>>342393505
I would pick either yellow or purple.
1.Make your own waifu and have her give omnipotence.
2.Pick purple.
3.Ezpz
>>342393505
Who would sell the ability to telepathically control nonhuman animals to microsoft? Why would he do it?
>>342393505
How is this even a question.
Easily purple.
>>342393505
make it toaster strudels instead of pop tarts, Disney buys Nintendo, and just give me cash in lieu of the island.
I'd go with yellow.
>>342393505
Red
I'm sick of jerking off multiple times a day.
>>342393505
Why the flying fuck wouldn't anyone pick orange
Red
>get any game I want for free
>buy consoles in bulk, get 10 bucks each, resell on ebay at half price for even more money
>use the money on the best prostate massagers on the market
Literally no drawback.
>>342393505
Red without any hesitation
>>342399670
>consensual goat fucking
Jesus Christ, Allahu akbar
>>342401956
I hope for your sake you know Japanese.
>>342401956
I don't have a waifu, so I'd pick yellow I guess.
>>342402172
I watch my waifus in dub every season you goof.
>>342402172
can you swap back and forth between dubs of your waifu?
>>342402313
>>342402323
>dub
Purple. Without any hesitation.
Purple for sure. I'd fuck my perfect waifu every day until she births me a daughter. Then I'd play a ton of video games and raise my flawless daughter to be my new wife.
Best of both worlds.
>>342393505
Purple.
>tfw work keeps me busy as fuck anyways
>usually only game in small increments, can just use my days off to game then
>>342402172
>Implying we don't communicate in the language of love.
>>342401956
>>342402313
>>342402323
>having a nip waifu
If AI every becomes advanced enough to emulate waifus suicides will skyrocket.
Imagine all the lonely dudes getting shot down by their waifu-bot. The population would drop almost overnight.
>>342394315
Well, I won't get to experience the absolute joy of watching angry right-wingers' heads explode when massive amounts of tax money get used to fund kickstarters.
>>342393505
purple is the only real choice tho
>>342393505
Yellow has no downsides regardless of if you like Nintendo or not.
>Can control animals
>Can send parrots after Microsoft to influence how everyone acts
>Can make the parrots reveal horrible truths to one another
>Every time Microsoft pulls bad business send army of birds to poop on them endlesslySeriously though yellow doesn't have enough downsides
Orange so I could see my sister again. Also ZoE3 and something else..
>Pick Brown
>Leak games on /v/ all the time
>Mighty Blunder 9 will never stop being a topic of discussion
Hail Inafune
Purple when you look at it as I get a waifu forme and my real waifu to fuckfor to days then life returns to normal
>>342401498
Rock Out Randal has the power of rock on his side.
What if Tomoko is mine?
>>342393505
What's the purpose of orange? It doesn't have any drawback.
Orange. I miss my best friend.
If the games get made instantly or close to instantly, blue. I'd want a trilogy of detailed, nuanced roleplaying games with lots of choice, meaningful decisions, companions with lots of quests and time spent hanging out (both one on one and in a group) that's longer than even Persona's social links. Each one would seemingly never end despite being very good every step of the way. I'd want romance,sex scenes like the witcher's, lots of quests, and fun rpg gameplay. A good character creator with detailed backstories that tie into the story would totally happen. As for the dev, I'd want either CD Projekt Red or Bioware. Perhaps just Bioware's writing staff for the companions, except boot Gaider down from lead to regular mook writer and replace him with Chris Avellone. Maybe get some of Obsidian's ideas guys to come in and help while having devs who can actually finish a game on hand.
Otherwise, purple. Because I want to spend the rest of my life loving Noel Vermillion.
>>342404387
The drawback is you only get to press one button. Sometimes a huge advantage with a minor disadvantage is better than a minor advantage
Its the concept behind min/maxing
>>342404504
0/10
>>342404901
Hey man, they're for me, not you.
>>342402595
>implying i wouldn't hack their shit and MAKE them love me damnit
>>342404991
>giving up the option to have babies with your waifu
>>342397181
Literally this
Purple so i can have my diva
>>342393505
>>342399868
someone post the one with the shrimp things
>>342393505
>yellow and orange have no downsides
What were the devs thinking?
>>342401498
>>342406330
nevermind i went and found the one with the DLC
>making waifu could completely 180
>but you might just damn your waifu to this world
Though what happens if you waifu a god?
>>342393505
orange has literally no downsides so i'll take that one
>>342393505
What flavor are the pop-tarts?
>>342406760
Hothead, so I can counter any of the larger shrimps
>>342393505
>red
>get money and games for free
>can still have prostate orgasms
Your chart needs work, OP
>>342406760
one shot johnny has the highest skill ceiling
>people saying Yellow has no downsides
>purple only lets you play games for two days of your entire life
>picking Purple
purple, if there's one reason I'd quit gaming it's mai waifu
>>342408051
>Not picking yellow and owning your own island then making your animal friends rescue nintendo
you could literally be aqua man if you wanted.
Make eagles kill people
Have raccoons steal fucking everything for you.
Fuck double mermaids when your lonely.
Pop tarts arn't even needed best choice by far
almost tempted to pick purple but then i'd have to choose between Phi andmy gf
>>342408767
easy choice, the one that will remain loyal
>>342393505
If I pick orange can I bypass the 10 year thing?
>>342393505
Red. With all that saved money I'll just get it fixedEven if I don't, I still orgasm
>>342393505
purple, i only play games on weekends anyway
>>342406184
spotted the dumbass
Purple, then never pley geimus again because my waifu is real.
>>342402010
>toaster strudels
>good
blue would kill me instantly
>>342393505
the one with the waifu. vidya is not really that important to me, in the end.
>>342393505
purple
>>342406760
Rictor Mortis is the only correct choice here
Purple.
Would just read more books
>>342393505
Yellow
Purple
I hardly play vidya anyway
Yellow hands down.
>>342393505
Purple, as it's easy to assume it means two days a week.
Orange.
>>342393505
Orange, purple, and yellow literally have no downsides
Orange.
I want my cat back. He was my best friend.
Red is a no-brainer. I don't even give a fuck any more, I only fap to burn energy. Plus "game-related stuff" is ridiculously vague; I could get free everything because the only thing I'd do all day is play videogames (eg free house in which to vidya, free food to eat while I play vidya, free slave to wipe my ass so I don't have to stop playing vidya). Or I could just buy a hundred consoles, grab a gun with the money, and blow my brains out since I'm still a fat morbidly depressed piece of shit after over fifteen years of various medications and therapies.
>>342393505
All of these suck, I choose purple.
>>342393505
Orange.
0 drawbacks.
>>342393505
Where is the OP kill himself button ? only one I care about
>>342393505
Purple. If I had someone I could care for and love then I could make due with only two days of video games.
These button descriptions are really vague and hard to understand.
Take Purple for example, I must limit my gaming to two days. Two days of what? Two days forever? Two days a week?
Yellow
Sorry Nintendo, Microsoft can have you and an army of bears or whatever, I get an island.
>>342393505
who /purple/ here?
>>342393505
Blue has no downsides.
>>342393505
Brown, use future vision to invest in specific companies.
>>342393505
Blue.
if I'm going to get the ultimate fapbait, I wouldn't mind dying at 50 or 60.Though technically Purple is also doable
>All these easy mode orange shits
YELLOW NIGGAS
>>342412552
Two days per...?
Week or month, otherwise Blue.
Waifu button all day everydaythe other 2 days a week for vidya
>>342393505
Orange
>revive Albert Einstein
>i tell him i revived him because humanity has lost its /sci/ touch
>honors me and i help him in scientific research
>get nobel prize for reviving AE, and gets another nobel prize for scientific research with him
>Builds a ftl drive and a time machine (to the future only)
>Goes to future with AE
>200 years past
>Aliens have conquered earth
>Liberates Mankind
>Questions me what should they give to me
>They have made a cryo sleep dream reality where you could live forever and make your dreams true (WAIFU!!!!!)
>Ask for it
>Sleeps
>Next thing I know I am in /v/
>10/10 would not go to the future
Future sucks man
>>342393505
>get to make three games I want AND die earlier
What's the downside to blue?
>>342395558
A tough choice.
>>342393505
Red for sure. I get around the dick part by selling ownership of my dick, and buying ownership of someones else's. Preserved if it has to be.
>>342393505
yellow my nigga
Purple easily, videogames 2 days a week, rest of the week I can still play tabletop games, or program my own videogames. Plus who has time for videogames when you can fuck anime pussy all you want.
Purple
>Husbando loves me
>More motivation to improve myself
I pick purple because I shitpost on /v/ all day anyways.
>>342393505
Orange. There's no downside.
>>342401498
Randal to counter all the Johnnycucks
>>342414260
>Aezureah
>Hillside Manor
>Changelings
>Valhalla Colosseum
Literally not a single downside
>>342395517
Two days.
Period.
As in you have 48 hours of gaming left.
Better hope that poon's good.
>>342393505
>having a choice that lets you have your waifu without making it powerless
Purple is overpowered as long as your waifu is a god, as you can just cancel out everything with your new god powers.
>>342393505
Green.
>>342393505
>pick blue
>die instantly
>>342414260
Every time I see this image I always think I got what I want but then I reevaluate and change my mind. Aezureah, Lynneth, or Lyleth for te first contract. I don't know if I should make the previous contracted person a slave or friend, or if the two are mutually exclusive. Villa is the only one I now for certain. Succubi, Changeling, or Siren for maid. And all the careers look like ass.
I'm going to lose sleep over this shit.
>>342415690
>implying Randall will do anything to Johnny
Pick Bumpsy for fuck's sake, top tier speed and defence in case you still manage to get hit but still packing enough damage to kill them
>>342393505
orange for the win
Purple, loyalty and sex together. 2 days of gaming is enough, I'm more interested in reading gaming news instead.
>>342417410
>pick blue
>die in the past
purple or yellow easy
Orange, revivemy mom. Fuck everything else and be happy again.
>>342393505
Purple, easily, I'd quit games cold turkey.
>>342393505
Purple is objectively the best. Besides my waifu can just play games for me.
brown because i could re experience some of my favs, idgaf if mighty number 4million 2 is made again and again
Purple. Videogames are overrated
HAHAHAH yellow of course, who gives a shit about video games when I can have fucking powers and pop tarts.
>>342393505
I think it's a toss-up between the pop-tarts and the custom games
Purple
Seeing my monster grill waifu Miia become real would be worth only gaming two days every week.
>Purple
does that mean two days a week or two days ever?
>>342419842
You don't get to control animals, Microsoft does
>>342393505
I choose purple. I have a husbando, though.
Hello,Huey!
>>342393505
purple
>>342393505
orange and yellow literally have no downsides
>All the people saying Orange has no consequences.
Reviving someone would be some pretty shifty business.
>>342422449
>kill yourself
>come back 10 years younger
>>342422529
>wake up in a grave 6 feet under with no way out
Sounds like a dream anon.
>>342422738
>implying anyone has enough friends to be found or buried
>>342421950
>Not getting a job a microsoft then clicking the yellow button so you get the powers as well.
>>342393505
Purple
>>342418829
You'd have to press it twice for it to work with her.
>>342393505
Purple. I don't play vidya as often out of apathy so it works out for me
Orange has no fucking downsides even if you don't have someone to revive you can just use it later, same with the games. You'd have to be a dumbfuck to choose the others (or not like ninty or be a chick).
