What is the Mountain Dew Pitch Black II of video games?
>>342359872
Dark Souls 2.
Gta. Niggers everywhere.
> my face when my shit country sales only normal green one for years
> only 0.5, 1l and 2l bootles
> only avaible in some stores, most have 0.3 only
Drinking this 5 years in row until my stomach got damaged so much that i msut go to wc after 15min from drinking it
>>342359872
>been drinking baja blast every day for the past 3 weeks
help something isn't right
>>342359872
what happened to pitch black 1?
>>342361661
Pitch black 2 was the folliw up to pitch black. Both of these drinks are like 10 years old. They just released pitch black again as the dewscision 2016
Source: im a dorito/dew conasewer
>>342361624
Your on the wrong side.
Pitch Black II was the best, i'm all for the more sour tastes
>>342362070
Pitch Black
>tastes of pure sugar, like a popscicle
Baja Blast
>tricks you into not tasting pure diabetes, pleasant until it gets slightly warm which makes it taste gross
>>342361196
>not realising how unhealthy it is by already looking at it
Who /sangritablast/ here?
>Supernova will never come back again
>>342362756
That shit was good. Whats the name of the trash white flavor we have that won last time? Taste like ass.
>>342361196
Moderation anon. A bottle of soda once a week or two is perfectly fine.
>>342362902
Voltage? It was okay, but Supernova was GOAT.
>>342362902
White out was great. My favorite dew.
Don't mind me, just being the god tier king of kings of dew.
Perfect flavor and mixes with almost any liquor.
Goddamn Pepsi for only releasing it to test markets outside of taco Bell.
>>342363105
>>342363012
No Voltage is good. Im thibking of White Out. Shits weak.
>>342363447
They sold it in 12 packs in my town. It was ok.
>>342362917
>Once a week or two
Lol. Nah. 1 a day keeps the doctor away.
STEP ASIDE FAGGOTS
BEST DEW COMING THREW
>not drinking dr pepper
>>342363447
Mein jaeger
anybody drink flat mountain dew here? there was a period in high school where i was legitimately addicted to mountain dew, so i would make all of mine flat before drinking it so as to get the most unadulterated syrupy taste possible. i swear my pupils would constrict when sipping on that heaven.
>>342364017
>drinking a soda that you dont know the flavor of
>surge is back
>still drinking Mtn Jew
>>342364280
Dr Pepper IS the flavor
>>342364314
>implying coca-cola is less of a jew than pepsi
Fun Fact: it cost Coca-cola 12 cents to make a 24 pack of Coke.
>>342364017
>Not appreciating both.
Cherry vanilla Dr. Pepper is the god tier dark drink while sangria mtn dew is the god tier citrus drink. Learn to love both friend
>Blue Pepsi will never return
>>342365089
didn't this just taste like code red?
>>342363682
Enjoy cancer
>>342364314
>surge is back
Not in my shitty state
>>342365246
Do you really think that? Your life must suck.
Literally this. Played this game with my friends free loader and drank nothing but pitch black 2 the summer of what? 03? 04? Good times.
I still like Narutos best combo
>B B B B B B B
>>342362436
Pitch black is better you filthy swine
i can only drink the Real Sugar dewshine and pepsi now. they decided sometime, not sure when, to mass produce everything with high fructose corn syrup and HFC tastes disgusting.
pepsi rolled out a Vanilla Cherry Pepsi, but i won't buy it because its HFC.
somehow mountaindew throwback is gross. you gotta just get the mountain dew that comes in a 4pack that says Made with Real Sugar, probably made in Mexico.
>>342363012
Voltage is the only way I can get my blue soda kick since they discontinued Pepsi blue back in 2003
>>342365089
Crystal Pepsi's supposed to come back this summer
>>342359872
>Americans name their drink flavours after colours
>>342365589
What does that clear dewshine taste like? Been wanting to try it but its like fuckin 5 bucks for a 4 pack
>>342365089
Feels bad man
>>342365217
>Pepsi BLUE
>tastes like code RED
Anon
>>342365690
Whoa
That shit was released when I was born, so i never got to try it. Neat. Maybe in another decade I'll get Blue Pepsi again
>>342365802
>>Pepsi BLUE
>>tastes like code RED
>Anon
oh, right, it tastes like blue! not red! what was i thinking.
>>342365696
Yes we do. We drink our red flavored soda and shoot people while you get raped by brown people
>>342365696
The only thing driving sales for these garbage sodas is novelty. If it's Pitch Black 2 it's gotta be better than Pitch Black 1. It's the dark, mature midchapter in the Pitch Black trilogy starring Vin Diesel.
What is literally the best video game of all time? PBII was seriously the hypest shit.
>>342365974
Roller coaster tycoon 2
>>342365902
>red flavour
wouldn't you prefer if you could look at the bottle, see "cherry flavour" or "orange flavour" or something like that, then decide whether or not to buy it?
>>342365943
what the fuck does "pitch black" even taste like? does it taste like cola? Cola is black.
>>342359872
baja blast is the superior dew
but i do have memories of drinking pitch black with my cousins when i was 11
>>342361979
>not Conadewer
C'mon, man.
>>342366028
I agree with this as well. No contest.
>>342366058
Cola is brown you retard. Pitch black is a grape flavor
>mfw no mountain dew in mexico
I bet it tastes like sugary sprite, i hate soda
>>342365865
or you could wait until there's someone as passionate as Big Boss to bring it back
>>342366058
>what the fuck does "pitch black" even taste like?
it tastes like black obviously
>>342362917
>>342365246
>this is the guy that posts water and salad in the Fffrrrriday night threads
>>342363105
white out is absolute cancer
>>342365714
it's basically a sprite with caffeine, but it tastes lighter than sprite because sprite is made with the corn syrup.
>>342366162
Kind of like mellow yellow. I think yall have that.
>>342366058
>what the fuck does "pitch black" even taste like?
It's black person grape. Not actual grape, but the syrupy approximation introduced to the youth through gushers and fruit roll ups.
>>342363885
i hate the taste of orange/lemon or any citris
>>342366063
>baja blast is the superior dew
taco bell shit stain confirmed
>>342366162
Really? You have pepsi, though... I wonder why they don't ship Mt. Dew
>>342366058
All joking aside I think it's pretty retarded but I'm pretty sure does say "cherry flavored dew" or something like that
>>342366161
>>342366297
>grapes
>not purple
>>342365690
LA Beast did it? Good for him.
>>342366480
nigger they sell this in 24 packs at supermarkets/corner stores
taco bell is shit
>>342366529
The drink IS purple you dumb faggot. It's basically black in the same way a PS1 disc is black.
>>342365548
pitch black a shit
SHIT
>>342366978
>called pitch black
>is purple
can't you sue for false advertisingI'm just mad we don't get grape flavour stuff here in UK
>>342366486
well we have Tonicol (it's from my state, the most common sodas here are coke, fanta and sprite, dr pepper is only sold at supermarkets and nowhere else, also people here love Club Soda, i personally don't like it but my dad can't live withouth it.
>>342367235
>can't you sue for false advertising
Not really, because like I said, its technically both. Without any direct light, its black, and with direct light, it's dark Purple.
>>342367235
No, it's just a descriptive term. Kind of like how a "footlong" sub from subway doesn't have to be 12 inches.
>>342359872
It's literally fucking Lean that doesn't get you fucked up. What's the point of this?
>>342367235
>can't you sue for false advertising
Nigga, Voltage doesn't actually conduct electricity, it's just a cool name.
OFFICIAL MTN DEW POWER RANKINGS BROUGHT TO YOU BY /sp/
1. Pitch Black
2. Original
3. Code Red
4. Baja Blast
5. Voltage
6. Sangria Blast
POWER GAP
9001. Every Gamer Fuel
POWER GAP
9000001. Livewire
>>342361196
>wc
Fuck off frog. You deserve it.
Baja Blast > Voltage > LiveWire >The Rest
You guys can go home now.
>>342366063
>>342362436
>>342361624
Baja Blast being good is a meme.
>>342368039
You had me until livewire being so low. Did anyone try the most recent gamer fuel? It was like lime/berry and tasted like cotton candy. It was SHIT
>>342368039
>Sangria that low
>Original dew that high
Shit taste.
>>342368068
White out a best nigger
>>342362436
Baja in cans and bottles is shit, at taco bell its actually good but its not like thats leaving. Pitch black is the only grape soda that tastes good
I've never had a soda go flat as quickly as Baja Blast. Literally happens 5 minutes from the time I open it.
>>342368039
>Pitch Black that high
>Original that high
>Shittalking Orange Gamer Fuel
>Baja Blast that low
Shit tier list
>>342368517
The grape kickstart is good. Although that's by Mountain Dew and is probably just pitch black anyway
>>342359872
>eurofag here
What does this thing taste like ?
White Out
Original
Code Red
Only good list
>tfw you live in Swedestian.
>tfw there's no fun soda/candy flavors and just the most basic stuff.
There is some stores that import shit, but it's mostly just the stuff and nothing fun.
Pitch black GOAT
>>342368995
Its not. Way different
>>342369362
>tfw you live in Swedestian
You don't want Pitch Black, you guys get blacked enough already.
>mfw drank Code Red a few days ago after so long of not having it for years
>>342369362
Don't feel too bad anon, your meatballs are pretty good
>tfw you never liked mountain dew until they started making crazy flavors
Voltage is the best thing they've ever done, there is no point in debating this.
>>342368890
Voltage has been going flat for me lately
remember me?
>>342371046
Same.
Baja is the best though.
>>342370918
Don't lie to the anime girl, their meatballs are shit
>>342372849
I can't confirm on the Xbox, but the other three are super accurate
I like water.
>2016
>still drinking soda
Enjoy your extra weight, shitty skin and rotting teeth
>>342372849
WiiU should be SunnyD
>>342373192
>Picture of a guy/woman eating salad while smiling.
>>342372849
half a celery stick
nothing on it
>>342373662
fatass
>>342372849
>WiiU is the best
Nintendrone pls go
>>342372849
>Bottled water.
Enjoy that cancer.
>>342372285
I'd like to give that anime girl MY meatballs if yaknowahimsayin
>Take Pitch Black
>Put it in a 16oz can
>Charge the same as a 20oz bottle
>Call it Black Label
Absolute Madmen
