>Here's your controller bro
>>342358946
Does the key actually contribute to the middle button?
>>342360158
I'm guessing the home button is under the keyhole.
>>342359002
>fucking gangster marilyn monroe on the handle
I want all normies to die.
![2016-04-11 10.39.07[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fVm36hX.jpg "2016-04-11 10.39.07[3].jpg")
>>342360386
What's wrong friend?
>>342360456
What the fuck. This raises so many questions.
>>342360583
DUDE
>>342360583
dank
>>342360692
WIID
>>342359002
Tell me about Marily.
Why does she wear the mask?
>>342358946
>implying steampunk controllers aren;'t cool as shit
>>342360456
>ス-パ-フアミコンのコントロ-ラ-ではありません。
>>342360941
I'm mad at consoles of this gen for this. Your job is to produce a good fucking controller, and now I can't get a controller from any major console thats wired. I'm not interested in your battery powered adapter that wears out and goes dead. Give me a fucking wired controller.
Wired 360 all day unless its 2d and even then, most of the time.
>>342360456
>not training yourself to be the new Mr. 16-Shot
Hey brah, hope you don't mind using this.
>>342361021
>how you want your thumbs senpai
It's a cool piece of craftmanship to be sure, but I like my consoles to be functional even if modified.
>>342361174
get a USB cable. they're dirt cheap.
>>342358946
does it come with a little indian?
>not playing Densha de Go while you are on the train
>>342358946
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down.
>>342361331
>Implying
>>342360478
Get rid of the Kotaku shit and I wouldn't mind using that.
>>342361256
>>342361613
>I would use a pad with bullet clips for buttons
>>342361289
anything with a cable that plugs in eventually breaks, especially usb.
also face buttons. why in the fuck did consoles decide to get rid of analog face buttons in favor of digital ones? that leaves nothing but the triggers as pressure sensitive. its easy to make analog buttons act digital, but not the other way around, and thus we've given up yet another form of control that the controller offered us. fuck.
>>342361897
I'd use that.
Hell, I want one, where can I find one?
>>342361942
>why in the fuck did consoles decide to get rid of analog face buttons in favor of digital ones
Because no one used them and they felt like shit.
>>342361228
That seems fun tho
>Not having solid gold controllers
Are you poor?
>>342361331
>>342361449
Talking about Taito
>>342361897
>bullet clips
are you retarded?
>>342358946
FUCK YOU
>>342362123
> not understanding what solid gold is
how stupid are you?
let's get this one squared away
>>342362123
those thumbsticks have to be out of solid gold or they get ripped after a week
>>342360941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFCuE5rHbPA
>>342361897
As long as they work I don't give a shit.
>>342362269
was this supposed to be funny? because it's not.
>>342362269
> wants to know A button
> is dualshock controller
>>342362123
I haven't hit high enough Prestige.
>>342361897
They're primers you dick
>Even if I lose a hand I'll still be able to play video games
Feels good.
This is fucking genius.
>>342362650
But...how?
>>342362387
You post this every time.It's still funny.
>>342362650
Imagine playing Cookies and Cream with that shit
>>342362398
Read it again
>>342362650
Some people only have one hand guys
>>342359002
try playing fighters NOW!
>>342362818
I'm not ragging on them, I'm just fascinated by the genuinely clever solutions people come up with.
>>342361897
Seems comfy, reminds me of this
>>342360984
i need more of those mighty meatbags!
>>342362945
Not disabled, but I learned to play games with only my right hand so I could eat with the other. It was a baseball game so it really wasnt that hard, could also work with any turn based.
I hate this fucking thing.
Bought one for the sole purpose of:
>Playing 2D / Retro / Console-esc games on PC
Even with having above-average sized hands (large, but no giant), having the analog stick and XYAB buttons in the center of the controller is a nightmare. I have to hold the controller in a weird way to hit the XY buttons. The touchpads feel like they were designed not for the ease of gaming, but rather, to compete with mouse + keyboard.
I don't feel this thing was designed to compete with other controllers, but rather, be a segway for FPS PC games to be playable without the use of keyboard/mouse. More of a way to sell steam boxes as a console.
Did the PS3 controllers ever get a decent set of software to work on Windows that isn't Chinese spyware.... or should I just get a 360 controller?
>>342360478
>>342361897
>press button too hard
>blow your hands off
>>342363170
> Did the PS3 controllers ever get a decent set of software to work on Windows
Yes. http://emulation-general.wikia.com/wiki/SCP_Driver_Package
What would drive a man to this?
>>342363170
I finally got to play with one of those things when my friend bought one, holy shit it was awful. If you prefer the DS, I'd just buy a USB convertor for a PS2 controller and pick up a DS2 for peanuts.
>>342363332
Thank you so much.
>>342361897
>>342362015
So you would play sidescrollers with L3? Where the fuck is the d-pad?
>>342363170
>Dat dpad
>Those buttons.
That literally lools like the worst control ever made.
What was Valve thinking?
>>342363170
Just get a DS4. DS4Windows is a solid sans-ads-and-spyware wrapper, and the controller doesn't feel like dogshit like its predecessor.
>>342363471
He can get a DS4 and still use what >>342363332 said.
DON'T DO THIS IT CAUSES MUSTARD GAS TO BUILD UP IN THE JOINTS
>>342363379
This. Pretty fucking dumb how a converted controller works and a native USB/Bluetooth controller is a pain in the fucking asshole, but it's true. I have 2 ps2 controllers and 2 xbawks. the ps3 sits in a drawer
>>342362809
read it 10 times, still makes no sense why hes asking about an "A" button
>>342363170
That controller was designed to let you play games that normally use kb+m from the couch, not to use instead of a ds3 or 360 controller. Why would you even want to play retro games with that d-pad?
>>342363673
>Hypersensitive triggers
>>342363170
>it's okay when nintendo does it
Could this be the most important controller of our time?
>>342363673
wtf is that hand placement.. that looks uncomfy as fuck..
>>342358946
>>342359002
>>342359095
>>342360941
>>342361021
classy as fuark
>>342363851
I literally haven't enjoyed using a single controller that Nintendo has put out since the NES Advantage.
The GC controller is the exception, and even then that's only because it's what I'm used to for smash, I'd rather play basically any other GC game with a different controller.
>>342361256
>craftmanship
It's just crap glued on a spraypainted GB
>>342362182
>the teaclub is two doors down
>>342362031
every racing game until 2003 says otherwise
>>342362123
the reflection of the dude kills it
>>342364114
Good thing there have been a set of analog triggers on most controllers for the last 10 years to suit that use case.
>>342364114
>Not mapping acceleration and braking to the right stick
>"But what if I want to brake and accelerate at the same time!"
>Braking with a foot on the gas ever being optimal
>>342362963
but that's just a fake shop at disneyland
>>342362123
>>342364194
>>342364269
i mentioned in my first post how the triggers are the only form of analog left on controllers. that is my entire argument against getting rid of the face ones.
Does your right hand come off?
Have I got the controller for you!
>>342361325
God fucking damn it, anon.
>>342364527
So all controllers' face buttons should feel like mushy trash to serve a small subset of players in a single genre?
>>342363170It's a great controller for some games. Paper's Please is actually better with this controller. Games like dark souls are significantly more comfy on a Steam Controller.
>>342362015
I the dreams of 13 year old boys.
>>342364685
all face buttons have a certain amount of give either way. they arent switches. there is no reason they couldn't be analog at the same time.
>tfw was the neighborhood kid who gave his friends the shitty controller and never shared the good one
Feels super bad man
>>342364828
Except for the fact that analog buttons were used on Playstation controllers for over 10 years, and a whopping one non-racing game series used them.
>>342363450
"We can probably get people to buy this piece of shit we've sunk way too much R&D money into."
Thing's a trainwreck, save the rear paddles.
>half-developed configuration software (seriously, the controller's been out for 6 months, and there's still placeholder text all over) that requires you to use the shitty big picture interface
>triggers don't hook upwards enough to catch your fingers, and there's not enough throw before the GCN-like click
>shoulders have a satisfying Saturn-like click, but lack any good shape to keep fingers in place
>trackpads take way too much pressure to click
>the handles are an ergonomic shitshow
>>342364998
that is what i'm saying - face analog buttons are gone, and with no reason. the ps2 had them. you can play gt4 and use the same control scheme that racing games had for a long time before that. have you even read my posts or are you responding just to argue?
>>342360986
Is that an ayylienware ripoff?
>>342365250
>and with no reason
"It's cheaper to make controllers lacking this feature neither developers nor consumers give a shit about" isn't a reason?
>>342361897
>bullet clips
You better hope /k/ doesn't see this
>>342363964
It's so you can hit the face buttons while still using the right stick.
>>342361256
has the stickers meme of +5 HP from /o/ spread to /v/ ?
It's gone too far.
>>342361325
That movie is comfy as fuck
>>342365643
I remember seeing these on Joystiq however many years ago. What did they do?
>>342363170
early access - the controller.
i like it, but nothing about it is explained to you; its for pc tinkerers only.. which is retarded because they wanted the console market.
far as i can tell, kb/m/xbox data is unpacked by steam itself, so its at constant risk of not working if a game only uses physical usb devices and not virtual - eg winstore apps for xbox, rawinput for mouse/kb
>>342365643
might as well just use a gamepad at that point if you can't reach the two other buttons and have to resort to this
>>342365643
are these foot pedals for guitar notes
>>342361021
How would you put that in your pocket?
>>342366321
silly, you put it in your sachel, next to your formal collapsed top hat and dignified vape device
>>342366021
yes, just like in real life.
>>342366321
>He doesn't take his video games in his suede fanny pack
>>342365886
Later installments of Guitar Hero didn't allow you to play with gamepads.
>>342363998
damn son
that looks amazing
>>342363170
I can't help but think the early design would've been better
>>342361256
I remember my best friend had a bunch of those fuzzy monkey stickers on his Super Nintendo
>>342363998
I miss when video game consoles had wood finishes.
>>342360941
if by cool you mean fedora and reddit, then I agree
>>342368770
>Fedora and reddit
When will this stupid internet meme die? Theres absolutely nothing wrong with the average joe wearing good looking clothes to special occasions.
Whats wrong is when people try mixing it with tee shirts, jeans and anything that isn't dress-code appropriate.
I'm so tired of getting narked on for wearing "church clothes" that i've worn my entire life just because some fat fuck on the internet went and made a meme of himself.
>>342368770
holy shit you total fucking simpleton. you complete goddamn idiot. simply by virtue of liking a steampunk style, he's reddit? he hasn't given you anything to work with! so what you're saying is, you fall to one side of the spectrum but are so fucken prepubescent that you cannot see value in the other side. therefore he is "reddit". your emotion-driven blanket dismissal is everything reddit, shithead. you are dirt in my eyes. unthinking dirt.
>>342369439
RUDE. i am come off such a high between all the new posters that have been mingling around the board lately and weather warming up the distinct hint of summer in air.
>>342368770
Kids like you really make me lose hope for this generation.
Neo victorian as a fad has been around since the late 80's, I did convention holdings for that kind of stuff back then, back when the whole Sci-fi convention scene was booming up to the early 90's. The concept of Neo victorianism has been around since fucking jules verne for petes sake.
"Steampunk" is the rebranded term since 2007 when someone brought it to light for the normal crowd, and people got the idea they could just glue gears and vaccum tubing on everything and call it "Steampunk"
But don't act like its something some arbitrary imageboard made up just to get under your skin, and then call someone out on it just because they've liked the concept for 2 decades now.
TL:DR: Chill.
>>342360986
ayy
>>342360456
Daily reminder that autofire is for pussies who don't like shmups.
>>342369848
Nope, only two are me. the angry guy is his own deal.
>>342365474
>>342362515
>>342362179
>neo /v/ falls for the bait yet again
>>342363863
Top kek m8 never seen this before 10/10
>>342363170
Never forget
>>342364678
To be fair, Capcom never intended these to be proper controllers.
>>342362650
you gotta be joking
>>342370703
Archive link? I have to read that fucking thread
>>342371090
http://thebarchive.com/b/thread/670674491/#670674491
>>342369703
>how the fuck are you supposed to play this?
>>342371224
>>342362123
Nigga that thing is $13 on ebay you ain't rich
>>342363673
I played dark souls like that on 360 so I could look around while I ran
>>342369703
>My friend had one of these
>He used to play it while I was over
>I got bored one time and decided to put the cover over the eject button down while he wasn't watching, since he always played with it off
>15 mins later he fucks up a mission, goes for the eject button hard
>Nearly breaks his finger
>Has his save deleted
I deserve all the misfortune I've had since that day. I'm sorry Pete.
>>342372019
>2016
>Not installing a booster propeller on your mouse for those times you need the fastest twitch movement
>>342363998
>fuark
>>342363170
>Playing 2D / Retro / Console-esc games on PC
>steam controller
well thats because you are retarded and dont know what the controller is for. Did you also buy a driving wheel for fighter games?
>>342363964
>>342363673
I have a friend who does this. He kicks my ass on a regular basis in some games so it's all in what you are used to I guess.
>>342372186
Ah a dangerous gamble, a propeller that can boost your movement speed when moving the mouse forward, but slows your mouse when going back. Truly a product only a master of aggressive gaming would consider.
>>342372851
Most people didn't think the middle buttons were as far apart as they seemed.
>Did you also buy a driving wheel for fighter games?
Now that's a retarded analogy. Completely different here.
>>342372019
Heh, recently bought that one for the office as they advertised it helped with wrist pains and I gotta say it works and isn't as unconfortable as it seems, maybe the wheel-click (because you've gotta "yank" the wheel up instead of pushing it)
>>342363826
ok someone is going to have to explain what the lizard in the webm is about.
>>342373202
>2D/Retro
>not a real Dpad
>thinking its still a good controller for it
No you are retarded
>>342358946
I don't even know why these threads exist anymore. Who goes over to someone's house to play vidya these days
>>342373067
You look with your mouse moron
>>342373617
People with friends.
>>342372186
This is fake. R-right?
>>342361676
>markiplier
this is a 18+ site
>>342373617
We have friends you know
do you have friends, anon?
>>342363673
>>342363964
>>342372902
I do this all the time. To me it makes more sense then having your finger hover over the space between the buttons and stick. I get a lot of flak for doing so, but whatever.
>>342363170
oh please, there are reviews of the steam controller done by literal 10 year old children who have no problem downloading controler profiles for any steam game
>>342363673
I have the distinct impression that the peopel who make those ads can only ever use three goddamn fingers in their hands
>>342364347
damn, thats dope as fuck.
>>342363379
Whats the best converter for ps2 controllers?
>>342369046
>>342369375
>>342369558
The general audience of /v/ is 12-18. What do you expect from children?
>>342360986
"Colorful your skin, Colorful your life"
Broken English should be an art form.
>>342358946
>WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>WHERES THE KEY?
>"in my pants, come get it anon ;^) "
>>342375223
Do you have to try and have gay sex with someone every time they come over to play video games?
>>342375223
b-but it's right on the controller
