Does he browse /v/?
Judging by the all the things that are bannable offences on Beth forums, I doubt it
They're really easily butthurt by any criticism
Yeah, i do.
>>342352697
A part of me wants to believe he comes here and toddposts
I guarantee one of his underlings showed him a Toddposting thread or two.
He awkwardly giggled and went back to his office.
It's obvious to anyone who's played a Bethesda game since Morrowind that Todd has obviously never wanted to read criticism and likes to surround himself with yes-men
>>342352935
You fucked up with fallout bud
Absolutely not! He never would come here and advertise his new Skyrim™ Remastered™ videogame!
>>342352697
Did he ever acknowledged the Todd posting?
>>342353242
>todd howard, a multimillion dollar salary executive, personally comes to /v/ to shillpost
i feel like im surrounded by children here
>>342353030
Source?
>>342352935
tell me lies
>>342353445
>>342353445
>what are jokes
>>342353445
Hey, the most influential person in the world once used the site.
>>342352935
tes vi when
I think he's too short to a see a monitor
>>342353445
Yeah, cause no dev ever came to /v/ and got rich, right?
>>342352935
>>342352935
>lies
wait, i dno if youre really todd now...
>>342353774
who?
>>342355551
Me.
>>342353445
+1 septim has been added to your account
>>342353445
>He don't know Taylor Swift browse /b/
>>342353445
This anon is right. He has an army of idiots here shilling the game for him already. To come here personally would be to shit in an ocean of piss.
>>342352697
he has a twitter?
>>342356580
Absolutely right, anon. What would someone as funny, smart, talented, attractive, and successful as -the- Todd Howard be doing on a shitty, overly-critical weeb imageboard full of freeloading poorfag pirate scum who don't even pay for mods?
>>342353445
This
Why would someone who is a successful video game developer discuss video games on a popular anonymous forum? Just doesn't make sense.
>>342356012Luggage lad, that you?
>>342356459
She browse pol not b
>>342356928
See? Rodd gets it as well.
>>342353445
I want you guys to know that if I ever become a big time game dev I will still visit /v/
>>342357135
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic but zayn from 1 direction goes on /mu/ and Miley Cyrus has posted there too. I know I'd still come here if I were famous and wanted an unbiased opinion on something.
>>342357539
I want you to know that you are lying.
>>342352697
Who do you think makes the Todd threads?
>>342353183
This honestly explains a lot.
>>342357441
she really browse /pol i know she is a meme on /pol
>>342357716
Unbiased? On 4chan? Are you on fucking heroin?
>>342352697
If you preorder Skyrim Remastered on the Sony Playstation 4 I might tell you
>>342357827
Memesters. Get a brain.
>>342357441
Is she the one that makes the "this is what all women would look like if hitler won" threads, with a pic of her in the OP?
Hey it's me, Todd
>>342352808
For instance?
>>342358084
>>342358050
Skyrim™ Remastered™ discount for you, lad
>>342354136
>my boss says he will only let me out if Skyrim HD gets 100,000 preorders, please help me!
>>342357942
You can actually get good advice in other areas of the site m8. /v/ is probably the lowest quality board in terms of quality of discussion but has good memes.
If he did id buy one of his games
>>342353183
Todd does read criticism?
Are you retarded?
>>342358050
>>>global rule #2
>>342358235
Any time, To- I mean, Ichabodd.
>>342358369
Just one? You've got to give him an incentive to reveal himself anon.
>Tfw Todd Howard probably Toddposts
Hello humans.
I have been searching the galaxy for the last three light centuries in an attempt to find the perfect "video game". My quest has finally come to an end with the announcement of Skyrim Remastered™ on the PS4, PC and Xbox One. I have preordered a hundred million copies so that my entire race may share in the magnificence of Todd's creation.
ITT: Todd memes
One of my fav
Let's be honest; you would all suck Todd's cock.
You know that for a guy that looks 5'3", that his cock is probably 5'3"around.
>>342352697
/v/ is such a shit board, I don't think anyone over the age of 25 browses or posts here
>>342358715
No! We are doing it for him! Why can't you people see?
>>342358937
>a guy that looks 5'3"
wtf delete this
>>342358959
>video games
What tipped you off?
>>342357716
yeah I was being sarcastic
I'm seeing a lot of phil spencer posts since the Xbox news.
We should make him a meme like todd.
>>342358937
around what?
>>342358872
That's not how you spell "Morrowind Remastered"
[/spoiler]But being completely serious, how much money would be made if they just fucking re-made Morrowind on the Fallout 4 version of Gamebryo engine? If nothing else was changed but the game engine.... [/spoiler]
Nope, I don't. Only his fans do, though to be fair, is a lot of people, including myself.
>>342358937
>>342359038
I take that back, no one but Tood would make this post.
>>342359146
Fucking staying up for too long, and fucked up my spoiler. You niggas know what I mean't. Pretend it worked. I want to dream about Morrowind on the newest Gamebryo Engine.
>>342358872
Who is this handsome alien, and why do I feel the urge to pre-order this game?
>>342359132
Around the walls of your mother's pussyif you don't buy Skyrim™ Remastered™ for PS4/Xbox One
>>342359148
>I don't
What do mean mean? Hey, wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?
I am really excited for Skyrim Remastered, it will have new and exciting quests for fans who have already completed the game.
>>342359148
I can't blame them. He's such a hunk after all. Word is Cleo have him lined up to be this year's Bachelor of the Year
>>342359468
Why should I pre-order this game, Rodd?
It looks the same as the old Skyrim with an ENB
>>342359084
I know I'm too tired when my sides hurt from shit like this. I'm off to bed now -- that's my cue.
>>342359418
Hey, I made that picture
>>342359543
JUST FUCKING PREORDER IT
Hello my groovin' and jivin' brothas, is you gonna preorder Skyrim Remastered like me? Don't you wanna be a cool mama jamma?
>>342359554
Well, grats, it's great.
>>342359690
I sure do Detodd
>>342358368
But in terms of video games? It's either here or /vg/. Have you ever visited /tesg/? All they ever post is Skyrim shit.
>>342356928
I agree with tedd
P...please... buy.. skyrim™ remastered...
>>342359847
Press 'F' to pay respects.
F
>>342359673
Woah Rodd, calm down!
I'll preorder the game! Christ!
>>342359334
I don't recognize him, but I, a completely independent expert on video game marketing, predict the new Skyrim Remastered™ will be a breakthrough to interstellar markets for the entire industry!
Real Todd Howard here. Ask me Anything.
>>342359903
I.... i'm.. not dead yet... check out....fallout™ 4 DLC
Listen up FUCKERS
You have 10 seconds to preorder Skyrim Remastered on the Playstation 4 before I blow you SKY FUCKING HIGH
>>342353183
>>342357862
Yeah, this, Todd is just a complete liar boogeyman as you can clearly tell in his response to the criticism regarding Fallout 4:
https://youtu.be/GLmlxX8QeVI?t=6m4s
>>342359996
If you tell the truth, will you die?
>>342359847
>>342359903
Please stop. I'm fucking dying over here.
>>342360108
Yes. Ask me a real question now. What do you want in the next elder scrolls?
>>342353445
Actually Todd donates most of his money away. He's just a millionaire, not a multi-millionaire
>>342360082
He is a liar though. That's not even a meme. He hasn't stopped lying since e3 2005
>>342359996
Will you implement a system where I can preorder mods before release?
Do you forget to buy my games very often? Oh what am i saying, Of course you don't
>>342360165
N...nuka world.. Now available...
Hello there sir, I am from the local safety department (LSD). I have come to inspect your house for Preord- I mean safety regulations. It will only take a minute.
>>342360274
It is a meme when Todd literally saved TES franchise with his own hard work and talent and you pirating pieces of shit who won't even buy his games call him a liar.
Not ONCE did Based Todd lie, show me when he did so I can BTFO you.
>>342360180
I want to see horse armor and climbable mountainsActually I think if you take a look at the mods nowadays, the most popular ones are ones that overhaul the boring combat. If the combat could feel more weighty/souls like, I think it'd be an improvement, because spamming left mouse is boring as all hell.
>>342360338
...F
>>342360376
>>342357441
>>342360376
>>342360180
Stop dumbing down elder scrolls
>>342360575
Pre-orders... saving me...
>>342360584
>one of the 50 most famous people in the world
>>342360180
Romanceable Todd Howard companion.
>>342360568
> If the combat could feel more souls like
>Todd will never give us an old school Elder Scrolls where our choices have an impact on the world around us
Tuck me in. Let me die. Wake me up. Wake me up inside.
>>342360794
I'll get fired for browsing this shit at work
I love you
I like Todd, even though he's a compulsive liar
>>342361001
>>342360794
PEOPLE OF /V/
TODD NEEDS OUR PREORDERS
LEND HIM YOUR CASH
$
\O/
>>342361094
Just make sure there's no black men in my game brother
>>342360939
He'd get assassinated by Zenimax for sure if he tried something like that.
Normies aren't interested in complex RPGs.
>>342361094
Goddamnit. That last part made me hear Hulk Hogans voice.
8.5/10 quality post if not copy-pastaYou may have a gift, my child.
>>342361189
Are you Chinese? I found out from my sister who helped develop HoN for a couple years that it's highly forbidden (or illegal, I cannot remember which one) to have black people in Chinese video games because they're seen as "demonic".
Not even kidding one fucking bit. Chinese won't market their imported games from other countries unless there are no black people in it.
I know you have no reason to trust me, but I'm 100% not pulling your shit.
>>342360881
>>342361001
>>342361180
It appears i'm on the mend. Keep buying fallout™ 4 DLC and skyrim™ remastered to get me back to 100% for next E3
>>342361629
>>342361629
Who JUSTED you, Todd? Tell us
>>342361552
Dota 2 has black people desu
>>342361552
That would explain the chinese Star Wars poster
I also saw a video the other day where all these chinks were crowded around this one black guy and touching his skin and shit. I just put that down to lack of exposure though. I got similar treatment in China, since I'm ginger. The chinks kept on taking photos with me and rubbing my hair.
>>342361837
Name one.
>>342361629
Punished Todd - A Hero Robbed Of His Preorders
>>342361827
It was....Pete hines
>There could be a really famous person reading this very thread right now
This is to much pressure.
>>342361846
Yeah, I'm actually glad you had some material to help prove my sister right. Funnily though, you're completely fine being ginger (since Chinese don't view any other race but blacks as evil).
Don't know why, but Chinese ONLY do not like Blacks. Just Blacks. That's it.
>>342352808
Really? I seem to recall there being a lot of critical autists there.
lets gather all of our powers to summon todd.
im sure he will enjoy all of our memes.
I like to think that the team at Bethesda are trying the best they can to make a great game but they're constantly inhibited by the men in suits giving them deadlines and other limitations.
Someone post his steam profile
>>342361973
A picture... From my past
>>342361923
legion commander
>>342362284
Wait... My whole world is fucked...
Are you saying that Todd "You-Can-Climb-That-Mountain-Because-It-Just-Works" Howard...Was never the real Todd all along?
Probably he's on /vg/ most of the time
>>342362467
It doesn't matter who I am... what matters is that you pre-order skyrim™ remastered
>>342362676
Perhaps they're wondering why you'd throw a game out before it's finished?
>>342362265
There's more truth to this than I think most people believe.
I blamehines
>>342363023
TELL ME ABOUT HINES!
WHY DOES HE RUIN THE GAMES!?
>>342360134
>>>/reddit/
>>342353445
>Taylor swift, a multimillion dollar singer and songwriter, personally comes to 4chan to shitpost
I feel like I'm surrounded by children here.
>>342363276
>Anything I don't like is Reddit
>>342363276
Off you go then. You know more about it than I do.
>>342360568
Souls games are trash though, keep that shit out of my TES
>>342363452
FUCK YOU NINTENDO
>>342363734
What is this image trying to imply?
>>342363617
>>342363968
The mountains which Todd could never climb. Both the literal and metaphorical ones.
>>342353445
hi todd
>>342364202
Toddposting has the deepest lore
>>342363968
Link can climb steep slopes with his grip. This is obviously impossible and unrealistic, very amateur when compared to the meticulously craft, unbelievably realistic mountain climbing experience provided in Skyrim, truly every part of that game, nay, that gift of God is perfect.
I hear it's even better in the remastered version so be sure to preorder now!
>>342364202
Hey, Todd.I pirated all your games.
>>342365479
YOU WHAT
>>342362130
That's extremely cringey
Ugly, bug eyed gooks calling someone ELSE demonic
post umaru todd
>>342365631
ALL
OF
THEM
Toad when Old Papers 16 is out i'll be freebooting it.
>>342352697
if toddposting spreads to facebook and tumblr he might come here out of curiosity
>>342352697
>>/wsg/1144418
>>342366086
Todd doesn't have social media.
>>342365825
YOU WHAAAAAAT
>>342362676
if I take that mask off, will you die?
>>342364202
DEEPEST LORE
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>>342363452
>>342363617
>>342363972
>yfw she actually did say all this
She's even more racist than that Korean songwriter that went off on a racist rant against Floyd Mayweather a few years back because he said something about some asian basketball player
>>342364202
very funny
>>342366532
>>342366476
It would be extremely painful
>>342362676
you're a small guy
>>342366784
Never seen Todd that mad before. What happened?
>>342367151
to you
>>342367167
He want's you to buy his games.
>>342366823
>>342367167
He spotted a pirate
>>342367382
>>342367151
49.99
>>342367535
> someone took time out of their day to make these
>>342360584
what the fuck
>>342359146
they wouldnt earn that much
[spoilers]normies[/spoilers] cant handle it
>>342368102
It takes like 10 seconds in Paint to copy and paste her words from interviews.
Why don't we just start Toddposting all over Beth twitter account and Beth facebook pages?
>>342369114
Yes, why don't you.
>>342353726
Somebody loves you
>>342369114
>>342369185
cmon Anonymous! lets DDoS Todd's twitter account with toddposting for epic lulz!
>>342369185
>>342369608
I need an army.
Stop calling Todd short god dammit. He's a game developer, why would I lie about my height?
>>342369608
Todd doesn't have any social media.
>>342368332
> her words
I pirated 5 of your games, Todd.
>>342369954
>4
He said in one of his recent Gamespot interview that he watches Twitch TV sometimes.
You have committed crimes of piracy against Bethesda and her people, what say you in your defense?
>>342352697
He's gone on record saying he goes to Neogaf
>>342370103
Eh I've got his 5 right here
>>342370137
Fuck you, Todd.
>>342369707
You have a Todd
>>342370162
kek nice "5"
>>342370137
>`
>tgm
>Resist arrest
Hey guys how's the well polished experience going?
>>342366532
>>yfw she actually did say all this
Uhhmmm no Im pretty sure she didnt'
>>342370326
Where can I make gifs like this?
>>342370137
ayy lmao
>the jury finds the defendant not guilty!
>>342370219
I have a post.
>>342370583
Google images.
>>342370137
>Go to jail
>Go to jail (sarcasm)
>Go to jail (more info)
>Resist arrest
>>342370137
Pay bounty ($60+$49.99)
>>342370137
>tdetect
>yfw
>>342368332
> someone took 10 seconds out of their life to make those fake caption pics
>>342356580
What people don't realize is that the "shilling" isn't even done by actual shills. It's done by shitposters who do it ironically, see the entirety of this thread. It's absolutely retarded. It's as if you were angry at Coca-Cola and to "show them", you buy twenty crates of coke and smash them in your back yard. Nicely done, you just shilled a game you somehow try to "fight" the shilling of.
>>342370839
top kek
>>342370343
Fine.
When it's not crashing, that is.
>>342370960
>>342370581
Next time type that in a less of a faggot way
>>342370960
Even if Todd browsed /v/, I'm sure it wouldn't be to advertise the new Skyrim Remastered Edition, which I've already pre-ordered on 3 different platforms.
His games are so good, they don't need advertising.
>>342370960
>I'm retarded: the post
>>342370335
>>342370606
>>342370717
>>342370839
>>342370905
THROUGH DLC PACKAGES WE CAN CREATE MORE DLC, THAT IS ELDERSCROLLS, THAT IS BETHESDA, MY GAME IS THE GAME THAT SHALL PIERCE YOUR WALLET
Hey, Todd, if you ever remaster Morrowind, don't fuck it up, okay? I'm gonna have to trust you don't dumb it down to shit like Skyrim.
>>342371102
Uhm back the fuck of?
MY GAME IS THE ONE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
>>342353445
such autism... it hurts my h-head senpai
>>342370960
*cough cough* y-you're still going to buy 10 copies of my Fallout 4 + Season Pass and my *wheezes* S-Skyrim Remastered right?
Of course you are *coughs* why am I even asking?
Ooooh teacha teacha, anon didn't preorder Skyrim remastered!
>>342353445
Sitting in a house the size of a warehouse, with people calling that are only after your money/trying to become famous. Gee, I wonder what someone is supposed to do all day long?
>>342372431
Dad don't worry, i'm sure they will preorder and buy copies for all their friends, they wouldn't leave a child without a father!
>>342352697
We just don't know. Maybe he watches over us or maybe he doesn't. Either way he'll always live in our hearts.
Rare Todds anyone?
Skyrim Remastered easily earns my Badass zeal of approval.
>>342372431
>>342372765
fucking kekd
I fucked your mother.
>>342370581
she did while shitposting on /b/
Post more Taylor
>>342360584
>makes shit music
>hores face
>now /b/ and /pol/ poster
As if i didn't need more reasons to hate this cunt
Any buddy else buying Skyrim™ Remastered™
I think i'm gonna get it!
>>342373219
>>342373374
Hi SJW!
>>342360584
she is literally perfect
>>342373329
Taylor Herrard?
>>342373434
Only 1 copy?
You can do better then that.
Don't forgot to purchase Fallout 4 + Season Pass with your Skyrim Remastered edition.
>>342373224
So she posted all of this on her verified 4chan gold account?
You have the cutest little imagination.
>>342373374
Go away tumblr nobody likes you.
>>342373469
>Hating 3DPD and shit music makes me a SWJ
Fuck right back to /mu/ faggot
>>342373583
Might as well, since I do have all this left over money from gawker.
>>342360584
PR campaigns getting desperate
>>342352697
We need to creat a meme pecking order.
Todd and Carlors posting clearly take priority over anything else
No.
Nobody even markets here either. Shill posts are just shitposting.
Say Anon, I heard you might not pre-order Skyrim™ Remastered™
It would be a shame if something were to happen to you...
>>342374140
What's his name again?
