Best insult in vidya you can think of.
To make it easier, chat insult in multiplayer games are allowed.
>Beat entire enemy team on your own
>type: "???"
lol that's pretty epic broski
epic ftw
>beat dude in pvp
>offer to suck his dick for condolence
lol I sure showed him
>suck dick
>battle in the brekenkrieg
>unzips dick
>unzips fick
>feathes
y minigame
>haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>suck guy in game
>offer to suck his dick for condolences
See my true power!
>see my true power
the fucker cunt. stop talking, stop talking, stop ta stop flaking, stop flaking. FUCK
>>342352215
>no problem
>no problem
>what a save
>enemy calls me a nigger
>"alright"
RATE MY BANTER LADS KEK
quality thread
>>342352494
Anon are you ok
>>342352215
[PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING] CONCHA TU MADRE AYUDA ME PUTA MAAAADRRE [PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGP[ING] *strange animal noises coming from the internet cafe in the background all game*
i play dota on Us East.
>>342352215
>Best insults in vidya
Here's one:I bet you have AMD in that PC of yours
>>342352215
>Forest Hunting on the 360
>Watch two guys fight
>Host wins and does a bunch of mocking gestures
>Backstab him taking off what little health he had left
>Get a voice message full of "nigga what are you doing"
>Tell him to stop acting black when he's clearly a little white boy
>get 3 voice messages in the span of 2 minutes of him raging
Smd
>>342352215
"gg" after a stomp. Drives people nuts.
>>342354627
You're trying to insult them
Not murder them
>>342352494
>beat dude in pvp
>offer him my peanus weenus of course :)
hahah! :D
Suck my peanus weenus
best verbal insult
>>342354746
Sorry, I'll be off now.
>>342352215
How'd they get them all to pose like that
2ez
Inevitable bans/warnings are worth triggering casuals
>>342352494
saved
BRING IT IN
>>342354857
I met a guy that wrote "ez" everytime he killed someone
>>342354852By showing them the PS4 library
>>342354830
demo has the most satisfying one, and when you time it perfectly, they're always mad.
>>342352494
Play any reddit-tier game like Overwatch, and after a particularly bad stomp, just paste "GG EZ LIKE ORLANDO" in chat and I can promise you, at least someone will take the bait and go off at you.
>>342354994
Medic and scout also have good laughs, scout being totally fucking annoying to see too
"i need ammo"
>>342355046
Or you'll get banned from playing the game and lose your 50 bucks in less than an hour.
BASED BLIZZARD
>win game
>tell loser to fuck his ass
pwne reckT :D
"eat shit", "good luck" and "?"
>taunting is now a bannable offense
Fucking hate thin-skinned people.
>>342355046
I'm gonna try this I guess it would have greater impact on murican server
If they say something just say if I wanted any comeback I'd scrape some off your chin.
>>342355397
low effort
One time I was stomping and shittalking the enemy team in LeL with basic shit talk like "wow you're so shit", "just uninstall the game idiot" and "thanks for the free kill dumbass".
And two people on the enemy team raged at me. One gave me his address and says I should go there so he can beat my ass and the other one starts flaunting his job and his salary.
after they lose I even added the two to my friendlist so I can shit talk them some more.
It was fucking amazing. I can only get a rise like this from LoL players, Dota2 players don't get mad enough to d othis.
>>342355271
It's really annoying, I'm used to talking shit. Death threats were an everyday thing in Quake/1.6.
Now lolkiddies are crying about being toxic and shit.
>>342354620
>[muffled reggaeton]
>>342355397
"yeah, i bet you would"
kill someone and type "lol"
Easiest way to enrage someone, especially in a slower-paced game like counter-strike
>>342352494
Holy shit my fucking sides
ez
Offer advice. It really fucking bothers some kids for you to see through their faults.
>Я твoю мaмy eбaл
>>342356848
This. Offer the most constructive and helpful advice possible, but just add a ":)" at the end and some people will go madder than mad.
salty
ez
lol
Easiest way to enrage austist
>>342352494
I love when Anons have mental breakdowns in public.
Here's hoping this'll be a good day.
>>342355046
If it's riot or blizzard, you'll be actually banned
You played two hours to die like this?
My granny could scrap better than that.
Nice town, I'll take it.
Sure, blame it on your ISP.
>>342356940
>chora mais
>>342357039
Too much effort on these, nobody gets upset at that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
Rocket League is just too fucking easy to get someone mad as fuck.
>What a save!
>What a save!
>Great pass!
>What a save!
When they start raging just type u mad and you're done.
>>342352494
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: ... indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?") ...
Well, that was it!
>>342357212
I enjoyed that Boogie flash as well.
>>342357039
playing with the gachimuchi tauntpack usually turns into people spamming the really loud screaming one
>>342352215
"toxic"
best insult i've ever seen on 4chan
>argument ensuing
>"go back to whatever shithole you usually frequent"
>the only other shithole I frequent is your mothers
>Two angry teens in CoD4
>'I fucked your mom.'
>'No you didn't my Mom's dead'
>'She died sucking my dick.'
Then in another match somebody with a weeb ass name joins.
Some guy with a southern accent says 'Did somebody drop some change? Cause I think I heard a little chink in here.'
I tried to make fun of some kids being annoying on mics on tf2
>10 year old telling 7 year old hes too young to play
>I say all kids should die
>10 year old says he tried to kill himself but his mom replaced the bleach with apple juice
>>342357810
>'She died sucking my dick.'
>'Did somebody drop some change? Cause I think I heard a little chink in here.'
fucking kek
>>342357810
>>'No you didn't my Mom's dead'
"I know"
There was this one time i was playing some game that had a character with a pirate class. Eventually I fought this guy who was kicking my ass, and he said that i fought like a dairy farmer. As luck would have it, i managed to land a blow that defeated him that particular time, as i retorted "how appropriate, you fight like a cow"
>>342357728
kek
>>342354949
should have known. that's the only thing that can make all animals reconcile their differences and become friends, if only for just one moment, jaw agape, basking in the glory of the ps4 library. truly it is the greatest console that will ever exist.
>>342357926
Goddamn, imagine this kid when he's like 30.
>>342358042
Owned!!!!
I just say
"Nice"
>lose game
>"WE DID IT REDDIT"
>win game
>"WE DID IT REDDIT"
>>342352215
Well, according to this board lately:
>gg
Nothing because I'm not a faggot who upholds video game victories as some kind of achievement
>>342359471
lel
>>342359471
This has become a bit of a catchphrase around my community lately.
>Kill a guy
"Haw"
>>342352215
>ROTMG
>Self buff on final boss of cem as pally or warr
I'm guilty of that shit myself but its so devilishly fun when you can feel the salt of your fellow players.
>>342356401
This works well on me. Fuck you.
I have a friend that's better than me in 1v1 w3 dota but he gets so fucking pissed when i shittalk him that I end up winning most of the time
>Win matchmade game
"How do I leave the tutorial level??"
Works everytime.
"gg don't be salty" before the other team has a chance to say anything.
gg, thanks for the help, (random player on other team)
>>342352215
[VGTA]
"This is vs Bots, right?"
tfw enemy team insults the bully on your team
>play dota
>be cuckport because why not
>on a tilt
>misplace a ward because panicking enemy mid would kill me
>my mid bullies me in all chat
>' its a simple mistake everyone makes one ' says enemy mid
>yeah but this guy suck lol!! panicking bcuz he thinks you coming to kill him
>sure buddy
>enemy mid then outplays him every time he tries to kill him
>???????
>tries again
>???????
>again
>???????
>our mid got triggered and raged quit
>enemy mid commended me because i didn't stop doing my job despite getting bullied
best feel tbqh
"Tee her friend! U sure u tryed ur bezt? Guffaw! I wipe u down like me mommee wipe me peenus weanus when I have accident on daddy! I feel alone guiz wanna play tiggly winks and watch kebab and kel? Cagahaha
>>342357810
>not "I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."
>play overwatch
>win by overtime or barely defend a point/last meters on payload.
> ez game ez life
>>342361340
>tfw bots are actually better than most teams you play against
inb4 >league
>>342352494
Hah
>>342352215
>enemy player does nothing for the team and only stacks up kills the whole game
>they lose
>he goes "ez"
>I guess losing IS easy, m8
I like speaking in broken English and yelling shit like
>Shut your fuck
>You are poor dog farmer
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>>342363050
>>342359471
I'm not gonna lie. That may even trigger me a little. Probably not enough to get me mad verbally, but it would make me want to fart to relieve some internal pressure.
>>342363050
There was a time in Dota i used to play with google translate and just output russian to say to teammates, to make them angry
But the phrases I put in were just phrases like,
"I have self-esteem issues"
"I hope we have a lot of fun in this game"
>>342352215
"gg ez pz"
if they say something back:
"lol why are you getting mad? it's just a game lol"
then i stop replying
>>342363289
I can see that method being a hook, line, and sinker for some ass-blasted kids online. You're pretty good.
"I WAS FROZEN TODAY"
I don't think anything beats "ez" when you survive with 1HP.
>be me in gears 2
>told random kid he was the reason why his parents got divorced
>they actually got divorced
>whole team sat in silence for rest of game
it was all his fault
