>ITT: /v/ makes a game
Every post adds a feature.
>>342345125
Open World
Traps
racing
you can destroy everything
VR
Base customization
game crashes on launch
>>342345125
porn
Self-uninstall
Insanely detailed windscreen wiper physics
Dark Souls combat
pay to win
>>342345275
>>342345285
Game crashes on uninstall
Dark Souls clone
Every level is DLC,including the first one
Artificial difficulty
You play as a little girl
Not Dark Souls combat
all textures are of a rainbow dogshit
MODS ON CONSOLES
VR
Neo-80's Dark Souls clone
Snoop Dogg
>>342345125
IT JUST WORKS OK?
Moonswinging.
Always online DRM
Deep loli gang rape :)
ASCII only
You can climb that mountain
>>342345125
Dog ai, a la Cowadooty Ghosts
Incest simulation: add your family members to the game and have fun together
WiiMote required to beat the game
Deepest lore
>>342345473
You can CLIMB that mountain!
Its better than nothing
POO POO PRRRRRRRPPPPPT FFFFFRRRPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFTTT POOOOOOPOOOO
>I actually really want to play this game
Long, unskippable cutscenes
Extremely romantic and passionate mandatory homosexual relationships.
Trigger warnings
>>342345473
200 dungeons, all handcrafted.
Designated Shitting Button
ARE YOU READY TO LE
You play it with the DK bongos
Whole game is underwater level
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>>342345615
Radiant AI
Dildos for selfprotection and pleasure
when you try to uninstall the game it tries to launch itself and crash a la Far Cry 2
You can do anything!
Infinite quests.
Fully modelled and visible vulvas and vaginas
All npcs speak nigger.
All the characters are male
http://www.strawpoll.me/10552871
PS1 era loading screens every few minutes.
>>342345125
Mountains that you can climb.
Kaiju Combat
You can rape things with your nigger dong as you run around as a naked nigger.
Your companion is Oswald Mosley
>>342345125
anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
>>342345809
Damn, those are some weird results.
All quests are skippable, so you can go straight to the final boss.
Sex with giant women
Featuring Dante from the Devil may cry series
The main character is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried.
>>342345703
Unlimited quests
fun
Complete the game without getting hit once for 20 terabytes of CP.
lostboy.exe
>>342346059
Would you like to have a seat?
can only be played with a facebook account
The Awakened Evil actually just wants to chill
power-ups come in the form of memes
>>342346117
I just implement the feature, sir. Ask that to those putting in the effort to unlock it.
Every important moment of the game is a QTE
COUCH CO-OP BUT NO ONLINE MULTIPLAYER
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>342346363
>>342345125
Escort missions
>>342346363
>Every important moment of the game involves a QT
Fix'd
Post apocalyptic futanari action!
>>342345125
sauce?
>>342346469
Timed underwater escort missions.
>>342345125
See that mountain? You can climb it.
>>342345125
Deletes sys34 if you pirated it.
>>342345809
People actually want to be reliant on giant factory ships or have to make their own/be crew of one?
over 1,000,000,000 different endings
The all ranged weaponry is flintlocks.
Leaderboards, with an achievement to be in the #1 spot.
has 20 difficulty levels but all they do is slow down the fps
>>342345987
Pretty sure you can do that in Ring Runner.
GIRLS WITH HUGE TITS AND EVEN HUGER COCKS
Everywhere besides the main path is covered in a red mist that damages you
THIS SUMMER
>>342346603
Jesus Christ please tell me no game has ever done this
>>342346562
bricks your HDD if you buy it
>>342345125
my dick
soundtrack by death grips
>>342346813
Too many to count
>>342346813
Ghost recon advanced whatever had that
>>342345125
Weapon Customization ala-Dead Space 3 and such.
So by the near end of the game, with the right parts and upgrades you can make a weapon that is stupidly OP as fuck.
>>342346587
Seriously though, someone who voted please explain.
It makes sense gameplay-wise to me after much thought, but what is the reasoning that gives it edge over 3D printing in a quick vote?
must pay to unlock key features that the previous game had you start with
SKINS & CASES!!
Epical meme references. When you try to exit the game a masked man appears to tell you that you are playing a big game and it would be extremely painful for you if you tried to close the game. The game then crashes your video card.
Was that Spyro game that /v/ retextured a few days back ever released? I want to see all the dank memes
>>342346813
>achievement to reach 10th prestige level
Need multiple new game+'s for all achievements.
Jiggies
Dating sim elements
One of the levels involves going inside Goatse's anus.
Game formats your HDD when you die
Goth lolis
You wake up in the test chamber
>>342346543
You are a monster.
story driven gameplay
NX exclusive
Main Charather is part of the LGBT and makes it as noticeable as possible, is also vegan
Dogs that chase you. But they're no ordinary dogs. These dogs have bees in their mouths and every time they bark, they shoot bees at you.
>>342345125
Train level/trains
>>342345125
the left analog stick moves the character, the right one changes which direction you're looking in
>>342348593
what the fuck
>>342348406
>Main Charather is part of the LGBTP and makes it as noticeable as possible, is also vegan
Fixed that.
A sewer level
Main character is genderfluid and you unlock different genders you can switch to on the fly as the game progresses
>>342346048
It just works.
When you die in the game you die in real life
Non-sexual nudity
xbox exclusive
A little Dutch man who sings songs of his homeland during loads.
>>342350772
Commodore 64 exclusive
Delayed Multiple Times
Multiple universes are a key element to the story
Directed by Christian Chandler.
You can travel between parallel universes by building up speed on slopes and pedro spots
Waifus
High Quality pixels.
Anime tiddies
deep throating
>>342345374hnnnnng
>>342345125
breast expansion gun
>>342345994
a level where you have to avoid getting crushed by giant women's shit
>>342346813
Total War Shogun 2 did this.
You can have a police costume, which whenever you see a nigger you get a rage bonus
AND A BIG DICK
Vehicles all rely on trackball controllers, and trackball controllers alone.
This includes mounts.
>>342347769
>sleeping on the job
Microtransactions
Rape female and cute elves
>>342345125
Jarring level of unfixable input lag
