What are some videogames that are full of plotholes and don't explain anything?
I need to shorten my backlog.
>>342322383
Just play Final Fantasy series
Every single jrpg ever made.
>>342322383
You just want a DHMIS thread, don't you?
>>342322383
playing video games solely for the plot.
>>342322383
this game
>BUT WE'RE NAKED
>IN A HOT TUB
>WE ALREADY MADE OUT
>I'VE FONDLED YOUR TITS
>WHY CAN'T WE FUCK
>>342322519
Of course not.Yes
>>342322843
Winning this game is near impossible
Who the fuck designs something like this and calls it an "accurate" simulator
>>342323010
You get the threesome by being a Chad. Being nice will just end up with "0/10 date creep, kill yourself."
>>342322383
i mean, you could just play a game about drowning in oil
>>342323439
Death Stranding's not out for a while, anon.
>>342322383
I am a vidya
I am a vidya game
I have a plot even though its lame
But yet here you still play
Like a sour boy spoiled and shamed
>>342323356
>If you burn the steaks and order pizza instead, game over
>If you suggest the wrong food, game over
>If you ask to make out at the wrong time, game over
>If you give her too much or too little wine, game over
>If you even so much as order the wrong type of pizza, game fucking over
It's like an exercise in masochism.
>>342323761
So when you play me
You'll not be aware
All those plot holes and cheesy scripts, you wont care...
Skip some parody lyrics
Digital downloads!
Content locked games - hey look thats cool!
This thread is really going places. I can tell.
>>342322383
Metal Gear Solid V
It's so full of plot holes that the game literally doesn't have an ending
>>342322383
Bioshock Infinite
>>342325137
How so?
I heard people loved and hated the story, it doesn't make any sense from what I've heard.
>>342325441
Any reason why they pulled a Dark Tower type ending and just left it at that? The DLC just added more plotholes. For fuck's sake.
>>342322383
this series is so stupid. The first one was kind of funny in an ironic/bizarre kind of way but when they started making others they became stupid with all the fan theories.
>>342326210
>became stupid with all the fan theories
People say the same shit about Legend of Zelda.
People love talking about stupid made up shit.
DIGITAL STYLE
>>342327469
>DIGITAL SCAMMING
>HEY, THIS IS FUN
>>342322843
game?
>>342328652
WOW! LOOK, NOTHING
>>342328780
virtualunderworld.net/arianeb/dateariane/
>>342328884
>DIGITAL SCAM
>not wanting best thread
>>342322898
Wouldn't be funny if video games came alive...i'm a game...doodoodoo...i'm a game....you play me....and did like a, like a song?
The space guy that happens right after >>342323897
is the best one. I wish we saw him more.
>>342329168
That sounds booooring anon.
>>342323356
Chad? Chad?
>>342328652
Is the sonic twitter really the best person to be dishing out the criticism? I understand its based on an Inafune quote, but really
>he STILL doesn't know what the biggest thing in the world is
>>342329554
It'surmum
>>342329554
why, my weanus peanus of course
Why is green duck so cute?
>>342329619
fucking wrecked
First DHMIS is really the only one that got the build up from weird kids show to horrifying right.
Also helped that it was the first one and it could surprise you.
>>342329854
second one was also pretty good for that
third onwards didn't actually care for that, everyone knew what was going on so why bother with the twist
>>342329854
3 did a pretty god damn good job of it apart from the raw chicken.
5 is my favorite episode 2bh.
I love the voice of the spinach can.
>>342329854
it helped even more that it was just a silly little thing that didn't try to be something
>>342330107
I like the bread
>Steak and eggs
>Badum dum dum
>Steak and eggs...
>Steak and eggs...
>Badum dum dum
>Eggs and steak
>>342330107
I liked Sketchbook.She sounded like my waifu
greedy! to play all that
you'll end up with your eyes turned shit
What are some games that let you go on a journey, a journey through all time, a time that's changing all the time, time to go to time?
DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey /v/, wanna have a spooky thread?
>>342330770
>normie touches a pcuck.gif
any more shows that are like don't hug me i'm scared
>>342330736
have you tried a game you can put on the wall or wear it on your wrist?
>>342330887
Shit yeah, lets get this started
https://youtu.be/x-pj8OtyO2I
>>342331058
you mean wrizd
>>342330887
https://youtu.be/rLy-AwdCOmI
>>342331136
its games are far behind current gen
its future doesn't exist
Computery Guy>Clock>Notepad>Pesky Bee>Talking Food>Lamp
Also, who was your favorite new teacher introduced in that boss rush in part 6? Mine's pic related, closely followed by the saxophone.
>>342331423
file for sure
magnet had potential if the beat wasn't so fucked by that point
>>342330887
Hey, anon.OPEN YOU WINDOWLOOK AT THE MOON
>>342331086
Dear god what the shit
![sns[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DBGPL9X.png "sns[1].png")
>>342322383
>>342330887
its a spooky thread now oh boy
>>342322383
Ok I'm curious what is that pic from?
>>342329854
Posts like this show how most people miss the point of the series. Being scary and strange is not the damn point.
>>342332178
https://youtu.be/2gMjJNGg9Z8
Dont think there are many people that havent seen it, but a golden oldie
>>342332269
Well then what is the point?
>>342331423
Saxophone is 11/10, would learn how to buy a canoe from him.
don't hug me>unedited footage>house
>>342332395
Social criticism of the media brainwashing people
No really
>>342331086
What the fuck was that?
>pulls the plug
>they're all their favorite colors
>they're free
That's what happened and don't you dare tell me otherwise
>>342332479
Well then I like it being scary and strange better
>>342332395
How media can control your mind, your life and tell you what's right or wrong.
The eeriness of the videos is just an excuse to attract people to watch the videos.
>>342332478
What about too many cooks?
Also, house is on top, fuck you, that rabbit hole is miles deep
>>342331086
Okay I get spooked pretty easily, should I wait until morning to watch this or grow some balls?
>>342332494
>it's back to square one
>>342323010
Git gud, nerd.
>>342332545
Do you? Because you just said the first one is the only one that pulled it off.
Also, it can definitely be both
>>342332545
Well, at least you admit you miss the point.
>>342332590
>not getting spooked in a spooky thread
>>342332590
It's a girl getting sucked into the floor for 11 minutes
>>342331807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJUGOD
BLESS
AMERICA
>>342332582
they made it too deep
>implying green is a creative color
this guy has great videos on these topics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjBTAnCUbZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2e5ia9j0TA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cwzl5eHtdM bonus, an arg
>>342332663
Fuck that, I'm waiting till morning then.
>>342332494
>>342332594
I'd like to assume after the plug was pulled someone who's hip with the times made their own unfucked version of the show since Roy accepted that he goofed.
Of course, the times will push onward as that particular someone quickly loses grasp of what was once hip, eventually leading to Roy 2.0 and the whole cycle repeating.
>>342332764
Well you weren't lying when you said you get spooked easily then, there's nothing scary about it.
>>342332764
its not scary, just spooky. theres a fuck ton of info that you wouldnt even be able to figure out from just the video alone its an arg of sorts
>>342330107
Me too, 5 is easily the creepiest actually. That moment wherethe duck guy gets his insides eaten by the soup can and then yellow guy eats him as wellis creepy as fuck
REROUTING
REROUTING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdyknT4uchM
>>342332685
That wasnt too spooky
WHERE THE FUCK IS /x/ WHEN YOU NEED HER?!?!
>>342331086
That was like a really shitty V/H/S segment with worse acting.
>>342333073
First V/H/S was alright, and the grey men segment in the second one was good too
>>342333062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQrld_8Xk0&list=PLjW1oEhsKH04eH5xSVDyKDvJPpmd8Yx-7
>>342332764
When I was 4 I informed my parents that I wished to wear princess dresses.
Since I was 6 years old I have been on hormone replacement therapy.
Just last week, at the age of 20 I had sex reassignment surgery.
Yet, I'm still not as much of a pussy as you.
>>342331423
I KNOW ABOUT GEL!
>>342331086
So is Adult Swim's MO these days to fuck with the heads of the stoners that watch their programming at three in the morning on work/school nights?
>>342332582
What is this House?
>>342333360
Newest adult swim short film, deep rabbit hole about a family and possibly town going crazy under government surveilance
>>342322383
JRPGs
>>342333467
This House Has People In It? Or is there a newer one?
>>342333603
This house has people in it
>>342331058
Or even with a controller you can wear on your fist?
Duck guy is my husbando
>>342333151
Weather service spooked me good, fuck man
Is the other one as bad?
https://youtu.be/AENsMiobLmc
This video has much more views than it used to have
>>342333467
>>342333603
And to add to that, the family has a nice bald pink lady that lives in their house that they dont know about
>>342333756
Just watch it???
>>342332494
there's four more confirmed episodes that will end the series
we're square one baby but time isn't paused. we go forward now because it's not June 19th anymore
>>342333151
did /x/ really make a spook video about their sticky
what a bunch of assholes
>>342333940
Im scared, anon
>>342331086
It's fucking nothing.
>>342322383
Metal gear I think
>>342333142
Grey men segment was sort of over-the-top and thus not scary. The Malaysian satanist one was the best, even though it becomes sort of humorous once the demon is born.
WE ARE IN THE UNIVERSE
Fahrenheit.
>>342332738
fucking kill yourself
Lights Out is a great short
The "Lights Out" movie adaptation is going to be a complete abortion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUQhNGEu2KA
>>342334262
A ROCKET SHIP CAN GO TO SPACE
A ROCKET SHIP CAN GO TO THE MOON!
>>342334640
>"lights out" movie will be an abortion
Why? I mean Mama was bad because Del Taco can't into horror and need fantasy in everything.
i think i get scared easily, but there isn't much out there in the modern day that can really do anything to me, unless someone wants to try me.
MAKES YOUR TEETH GO GRAY
>>342335063
http://www.youtube.com/user/refbatchrefbatch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADjCh3j4Z2k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkookcrAnSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye0jQ6fQ2Nw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQcTuTXpj3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfh9-ogUgSQ
>>342335176
>That hotel drowned Asian chick
It's not spooky because she got high.
>>342335274
yeah, she got high up on the roof
>>342334856
Most horror shorts are too thin to be stretched into an additional hour and a half.
You already know what the scare is going to be and the trailer gives no indication that will attempt anything that isn't a blatant copy of that same scare over and over. Also, fuck making an elaborate backstory for any horror monster's in the 1st movie.
>>342335395
I get what you're saying, it worked out OK for mama though despite Del Toro pushing his gay latin shit in (lol butterflys and love, tragic figure!). The opening scene with the suicidal father was 10/10 and they managed to make the children the scariest thing in the film.
If it's shit it will be because of the director being nooby, I wouldn't pass off it's potential though. You know the scene will be in it, but the director will still probably fuck with you.
>>342333958
>there's four more confirmed episodes that will end the series
source?
>>342335695
their kick-starter page. just Google it. should be first link
>>342328652
that's rude
>>342335862
Seriously nigga? That KS was made after DHMIS 2 to help fund for 3-6.
>>342335176
meh. those were nothing, and i'v e seen the first video before. its kinda scary to imagine what the fuck was even happening
>>342328898
>>342322843
>Go to restaurant.
>Leave, go to club
>Buy soda, leave club
>Go to strip club, leave
>Go for beach walk. Win that.
>Go back.
>Go to store, buy bear.
>Drink beer, cop feels.
>Go to living room.
>Wine, kiss, massage. Should have a new screen.
>Rub back, rub thigh, rub crotch.
From there it's pretty set. I think the dev is alittle clever in that events seem to be able to move around and her reaction can change in playthroughs. I'm sure there are other scenes. Did get that other girl but it's not animated.
>>342335176
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfh9-ogUgSQ
>It's... THE END!
Kinda fascinating they managed to keep the plane afloat for 32 minutes.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQcTuTXpj3c
Hate to sound like conspiracy nut about this one, but when the elevator starts 'acting up' you can see that the door 'teleports' from being fully open to being 1/5 open or something like that
![tWD2jSU[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ui3A3YM.png "tWD2jSU[1].png")
WELCOME
TO MY DIGITAL HOME
EVERYTHING MADE OUT OF NUMBERS AND CODEbest song
>>342337486
DONT TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>342337486
I thought it was numbers and cones?
>>342329854
2 is a better version of 1
Video games make your teeth go grey
LET'S GET CREATIVE
>>342339851
Cones doesn't even make any sense ya cunt
>>342337486
I always laugh when Red Guy stumbles upon the plane of existence where there's a real duck on the table.
Xenogears.
So much shit is just dropped after being introduced or just goes unexplained.
>>342322383
MGS2 by itself.
MGS4 fills in those plotholes
>>342322383
Fallout 3 and 4.
>>342322843
git gud
>>342322843
Sounds like my last date went.
>Instead of Hot Tub, her bed.
>>342322383
We are in the universe!
Planets live inside the Moon!
A rocket ship can go to space!
A rocket ship can go to the Moon!
>>342339851
I WANT TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BUY A CANOE
>>342322383
someone explain this shit to me
someone told me its supposed to be disapproving tv's effect on youth to only show them "safe" preapproved shit and be scared of any other way of doing things but i dun get it
>>342329554
It's the world.
>>342346252
How can the world be in itself?
Let's dig a hole at the bottom of the well
>>342331086
Was that a Gotta go Fast?
>>342345693
MGS4 has a strange form of plothole.
>It first appears that Liquid took Ocelots mind
>You fight Liquid until he becomes Ocelot
>However, Ocelot hypnotized himself and amputated his own arm
>This lead everyone to believe that Ocelot was the true antagonist and only served as a body double.
>This also means the REAL Liquid died offscreen like a total bitch though amputation.
>MGSV did the same exact thing with Big Boss and the Medic.
>Medic is treated and another Big Boss physically, legally, and mentally. More than just a body double.
>Therefore, despite the anti-climax of Liquid not being present spiritually, you DID fight Liquid in MGS4 though memes.
>However for years, no one got that because the logic makes no fucking sense and the presence(or lack there of) of spirits exit in this universe.
>>342346053
it's about target audiences of the media, red is teenager, bird is old people and yellow is children
when teenager stops being a teenager he leaves the house and becomes an adult and gets a job
where nothing he learned as a teenager fits in
bird dies from old age in a hospital and yellow is left all alone
Roy is the producer controlling the media and therefore the target audience (looking down on them like a puppet master in 5) yellow sees him as a father figure because media is basically raising our kids indoctrinating them with their agendas
ending of 6 is next generation
>>342331423
I love how the space guy is spazzy as fuck.
I also like the tone deaf Magnet.
None of this "media controls everything" makes no sense.
What lies are preschool television are teaching kids? No, really. Name some. Yeah, news media is pretty shit, but what does kids media lie about certain things?
>>342322383
Why are you shilling your stupid fucking "artsy" videos
you make absolutely fucking retardedly pointless threads just so you can slap your image with mr. red mop man
youre like the rebirth of barneyfag, always making "what are some games that X" threads just to slap an unrelated image to spark an offtopic discussion
i saw this shit happen like 2 times yesterday
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
>>342347273
Woah there friend, you might need to slow down
>>342346919
it's not about media lying to you, it's media makes you think in a certain way and how we hate becoming adults and yearn to be young again (red in episode 6 trying to be funny to his co workers and when trying to do stand up comedy)
http://www.itsnicethat.com/features/dont-hug-me-im-scared-interview-030516
>Roy: My silly boy has allowed his eyes to grow arrogant and rude, for this I will take him on a trip to punish land.
>>342347273
Barneyfag never started threads. Horsefuckers would start threads and then Barneyfag would shitpost in then.
>>342347273
We've been fun posting Don't Hug Me since the first short cartoon. So in other words fuck off newfag.
GET HEALTHY NOW
>>342347387
>>342346919
Media tries really hard to teach children "morals" and the correct way to be, while also shoehorning in facts and shit, but it does so in such an obnoxious, patronizing way that insults human intelligence and it becomes counterproductive, causing more trouble in their lives than good.
Just like their parents do.
Being lied to about things like sex and violence, having fantasies and fallacies perpetuated, and constantly being talked down to or ignored as human beings only add injury to the insult and result in this disparity between the experience of being a child and adult. Rebellion sets in, leading to emotional issues during the adolescent period, classically referred to as a "turbulent time," when it really doesn't need to be one.
Then, when we're adults, we feel superior to others, but still have a longing for the times when things were simpler, when we weren't allowed to be free. All our memories of childhood are of desks and chairs, authority figures speaking to our parents like we're not even there, and patronizing jingles that bore into our heads to implant basic tenets of education. Maybe returning to that time when things were force-fed to us instead of having to work for it is comforting to some, but others just wish they could have enjoyed their time without stress.
I guess the message is "fuck society," but, then again, I see that message in everything, so disregard me. I suck cocks.
>>342350391
>All our memories of childhood are of desks and chairs, authority figures speaking to our parents like we're not even there, and patronizing jingles that bore into our heads to implant basic tenets of education.
don't know about you senpai but most of my childhood memories revolve around video games, locations and smells
What are some games that teach me how to buy a canoe?
>>342322898
which episode does this happen?
What video games have a villain foreshadowed throughout the whole game, watching over the main characters untill the end of the game?I'm serious, this gives me a boner.Yado need not apply.
>>342354636
The new one
you have seen 6 haven't you?
>>342357085
yeha but i dont remember... ooh is it when all the singers glitch out and change?
didnt remember there being the mguffin plug
>>342357226
The plug showed up during the really fast cycle, you have to basically go through frame by frame to see it. There's a few other weird ones like a horse and some kind of meat cube
>>342357226
it came out 2 days ago anon
did you or did you not fucking see it
>>342357390
seeing how i just refrenced the part it must be from, what do you think
>>342346919
I didn't really view it so much as media lying to you as leaving children unattended in favor of television teaching them. I mean, in episode 6 Roy wasn't even looking at Red Guy when he was trying to stop him.
>>342337486
>DIGITAL STYLE
