MEANWHILE IN THE /V/ MANSION
>>342318071
>Implying the /v/ mansion would be that nice
>Implying it wouldn't be some rundown old warehouse or spooky old house which is literally falling to bits
ROCKSTOP UNGA BUNGA
>>342318305
What do you think all the maid-bots are for?
PILLOW FIGHT
>within weeks, all of the men of the mansion(no girls, come on) have killed themselves in a suicide pact
>disturbed by how badly their lives went, they haunt the grounds forever
>a man is seen approaching the mansion aloneWINDS HOWLING
>>342318475
>tfw after a single week all the maid-bots developed emotions and committed robo-suicide just to avoid us
>>342318071
What are you kids doing in my summer home?
>>342318639
>no girls, come on
I have a skirt and stockings!
>>342318071
>>342318475
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
*fart*
Duke Nukem boots the door down and kills everyone while his theme plays.
>laundry duty
>>342318787
Yes, yes. Good offer, Kevin, good offer, Kevin.
HOWEVER
>Hey, Anon. Were gonna go get in the line to the only femanon's rooms to go smell her feet. You coming?
>>342318071
overwatch lan party?
>nothing but horrendous smells and drunken gay sex
I'm moving out
>>342319482
>Sure, as long as she's not demanding blood sacrifices again
>>342318071
A-All of the milk is gone. Who wants t-to go out and buy some more with me?
>day 389
>dwarf fortress players have dug even farther beneath the basement
>we can only occasionally hear picks and loud grumbling
>a few minutes ago, we heard a scream and nothing more
>>342319563
the reddit mansion is down the road on the left. pack your things anon, you need to leave
Who the fuck deleted MNC from the 360?
i swear to god someone will die tonight.
>>342318071
Select the music theme of the mansion, using a videogame BGM..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJpCM-dYbtQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4njnrECkwzQ&index=53&list=PL6akIKaXBeU3ucu41LDc7NYxFKhB2-qtC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuPV7raXL9M&index=14&list=PLLQkfL06brrFbfagBXvXYvOuQr-42d_Fy
*click*
>ATTENTION HOUSE MEMBERS. THIS IS A PSA REGARDING CASUAL SEX IN AND AROUND THE KITCHEN. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT SEX IS ONLY ALLOWED IN THE SEX ROOM. SEX OUTSIDE OF THE SEX ROOM IS CONSIDERED UNWANTED AND UNSANITARY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
*click*
>>342319756
Can't you go by yourself faggot?
>>342320002
Who the fuck is controlling the /v/ mansion?
>>342318632
>a bunch of fat neckbeards in nighgowns hitting each other with dakimakuras
>>342319859
>Send a small crew to investigate
>They never return
HEY YO!
GOING TO THE CIRCLE K FOR SOME GAMER FUEL.
ANYONE NEED ANYTHING?
>angry geologist anon moved in
>brought his mineral collection with him
>barneyfag destroyed them all because the colors reminded him too much of ponies
>angry geologist proceeded to brutally murder barneyfag by bashing him with any mineral he could find and screaming mineral facts at him while he died
>>342320438
Just another fucking day.
I swear if any of you fucking degenerates start smoking weed anywhere near the house I'll set the whole place on fire.
>>342320113
the keepers
>>342318071
Anyone up for running some Primal(Extreme) fights? You know for fun and maybe the mounts will drop?
Anyone wanna smoke pot and play katamari?
>>342320624
well buddy better stay out of the east cellar
Why is no one ever in the Nintendo room?
>Next week, on /v/ Mansion.
I got the top floor set up for the lan party. Next to every battle station is an empty 2 liter bottle so if you gotta piss we don't have to stop and wait for you. I'm gonna personally wear mine all night just in case.
guys i clogged the toilet and i'm not fixing it
I think the /v/ mansion concept is stupid, because people want to make "game rooms" as in "dark souls faggots room" "LoL faggots room" "WoW faggots room" "TF2 faggots room" "splatoon faggots room"
As if anyone only ever plays one game their entire life forever. You would have just a huge lan room with a bunch of pcs, and half the time people would be just browsing sadpanda, no one fucking locks temselves in one room playing one game forever and ever until they need to crap.
The idea is flawed, /v/ mansion doesn't work as a concept, you need a more robust layout, because it will end up in nothing but generic rooms with people slouching on their monitors and a mess of cables. If you want a real investor to provide you with a mansion and food and electicity to host a bunch of neet gamers you need a more realistic project.
Why are people slav squatting in our basement? Why do they have gas masks?
>mfw secret Isis member bombs he entire mansion during a party.
>>342320793
Kek
>>342320438
>Hey man, wanna see this crazy ass kill streak I went on yesterday?
>Yeah sure, show me.
*distant stomping down the stairs*
*Door flies open*
>DID SOMEONE SAY PONY?
>huh...??
>Wha-???
>WHY DONT YOU JUST GO WATCH BARNEY YOU FUCKING FAGS
>What the hell are you talkin about?
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PURPLE DINOSAUR LOVING FAGGOT.
>Get the fuck out of my room!
>WHY? YOU GONNA WATCH MORE OF YOUR STUPID CHILDREN FAGGOT SHOWS LIKE BARNEY?!
>Dude get him out of here!
>YOU ALL DESERVE TO BE SLAUGHTERED LIKE CATTLE
You really gotta watch what you say in this joint.
>>342320896
Who says we would be in the same room forever? People would shuffle around I'm sure.
>>342320793
>overclocked computer
>>342320896
It's ok, anon, the mansion is procedurally generated and the rooms change place.
See those stairs? You can climb them!
You can come back down againif you find them.
>>342320793
>Ouya players living in the shed are the only survivors
>>342320919
Bro, don't go down there. The Stalker crew took the basement once the Dwarf Fortress guys hit bedrock.
>>342321141
So it's Hogwarts?
Looking for a new roommate after the fire in hot oil spill in the southern upstairs bathroom yesterday.
My room is 244B. Come give me a knock if you wan't to apply.
Pic related. Its me.
>>342321182
It's the rogue-like mansion of /v/
>>342320034
I obviously can't hold all of the groceries by myself! I'll even treat anyone who helps out with some ice cream.
>>342321243
*knock*What's jumping chick?
>>342321243
>>342321403
Shouldn't yall be in the /co/ mansion?
does /v/ mansion allow girls?
>the rooms change place
>like an endless labyrinth
>the house issentient
>>342321507
How feminine is your penis?
imma go to the beach
anyone care to join?
>>342321507
No, go back to London.
>>342321549
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong mansion. The /tg/ mansion is 5 blocks up.
>>342321507
There is one on the top floor who charges anon's to smell her feet.
other than that there are just a bunch twinks with feminine penises which arguably are better than girls anyway.
>342321507
Yespleasecomeinside
>>342318071
>ITS SHIT!
>EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN SHIT!
>SHIT UP THE ASS!
>>342318639
Would Geralt be up for fucking ghost?
Hey Guys! Who wants to play some Dark Souls 3 on Xbox?
>>342320113
mods
>>342321654
I wanted a Blame! mansion, but haunted.
>>342321624
welp, the maids are down. Servos got gummed up by something pretty deep in there and the maintenance guy wont be here til monday.
>>342321814
Oh I thought it was supposed to be a Mimic Mansion.
>grocery shopping duties
>check the list
>hot pockets
>pizza
>gorilla munch
>Doritos
>mountain dew
>celery
>water
Am I missing anything?
>>342321549
> House of /v/
>>342320428
>the house shakes under the weight of 100 neckbeards running up to give you money for Dewritos
Hey guys Lammy here, can someone point me to my room?
>>342321896
We can have both.
>>342321908
TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>342321908
Get some double stuffed oreos and chocolate milk.
>>342320896
>I think the /v/ mansion concept is stupid, because people want to make "game rooms" as in "dark souls faggots room" "LoL faggots room" "WoW faggots room" "TF2 faggots room" "splatoon faggots room"
except nobody actually wants this so your entire theory is invalid
>>342320793
Which one of you faggots used Nvidia?
>>342321981
Fuck off with your shitty 2015 tumblr meme
>>342321375
You probably dont even shave the pubs around your dick
>>342321908
pocket size spagetti.
>>342321908
freddos mate
WHY DOES THE FIREPLACE HAVE CUM ALL OVER IT?
>>342321908
Some spaghetti and blankets please
hey can someone come drop off food? Its been almost 2 days.
I'm trapped in the third cuckshed from the left behind the mansion
>>342322093
BECAUSE THE FIREPLACE IS HOT AS FUCK
>>342318639
>implying /v/ want's girls at their mansion
this is the gayest board on 4chan, even /lgbt/, /y/, /cm/, and /hm/ are straighter than /v/
>An eccentric millionaire comes forward to pay for 32 /v/irgins to live in a mansion for a year. Every luxury has been taken care of. Supplies will be provided every week but no one can enter or leave the premises.
Do you apply?
>>342322156
ITS NOT GAY IF THE PENIS IS FEMININE ENOUGH
>>342321908
Please get me raw mince, basil, garlic, oregano, tomato paste and angel hair spaghetti.
>>342321908
I know one thing we wont need..
>>342322042
...salt.
>>342322156
/y/ is mostly fujoshits so that's not so suprising
>>342321908
Alright who the fuck keeps leaving a single sock in the dryer?
>>342321772
9gag mansion is down a couple blocks
>>342321908
Seems alright but I am not paying for those damn hot pockets.
Oh, fuck my graphics card broke. Well, I guess I'll have to ask my brother for his old one which is NVIDIA
Hey guys I don't mean to alarm you but someone's been painting poop swastikas in the bathroom wall. I think /pol/ might have infiltrated us.
Anyone wanna summon some demons, just get a comp.
>>342322240
>feminine penis
not gonna open this canna worm
>>342322243
Just go to gamestop and literally all of that will fall from your pocket.
Okay guys what are we getting for lunch ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypjr41fR0L0
>>342322156
It's surprising how much of this board is both gay AND republican. I figured those didn't exist.
>>342322464
Hot pockets. Same as what we had for breakfast. Same as what we will have for dinner.
You one of those normie fit freaks, Chad?
>>342322446
>Infinite raw mince just by sperging out in public
I'd never have to buy meat again.
>>342322518
You rang?
>>342321908
Can you get me a 24 pack of cola with 2 pounds worth of gummy worms.
>>342322091
Milky ways cunt
>>342322430
>masculine vagina
>>342322518
I would gladly go back to fighting for gay rights then deal with any of the shit democrats want.
>>342322518
they're only gay because women don't pay attention to them and they're republican because black people scare them.
>>342322393
No shit, they have their own shed near the tree line.
>>342322684
Oh, also new headphones that are higher than 40 bucks cause mine broke.
>doing my daily patrol around the place
>saw a stream of the new Legend of Zelda in the idort's wing
>"this looks cool; I'll go to the Nintendo wing to see if they're hyped and to play some of the games to remember them"
>get to the place; there's a note hanging outside of the door where the Zelda games are
>"Com to celebrate the announcement of the new LoZ game!"
>they're hyped; cool
>open the door
>there's a bunch of naked neckbeards around something
>what the fuck
>they actually dressed a twink fag as Link and are gangbanging him
>In the afternoon, I give my janitor badge and my montly box of Hot Pockets to Hiroshima and tell him I'm done
>>342321908
I WILL HAVE HALF A STICK OF CELERY, NOTHING ON IT
>>342320624
Fuck off Quentin you aren't invited
>>342320793
>Upon further investigation it appears that a wing in the mansion full of AMD computers caused this fire
WHO JIZZED ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR
FESS UP
>>342322309
Would you like to go with me? I hope they'll let us in
>>342323202
IT WAS YOUR FAULT! YOU DID THIS TO ME! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PICK THAT SLUTTY LITTLE STRAIGHT LINE DIAMOND PATTERN TILE BUT YOU DID IT ANYWAYS!
COME ON GUYS LET'S HIT THE MANSION GYM AND GET /fit/
who the hell downloaded AA2 on EVERY FUCKING COMPUTER?
>Meanwhile in the /v/ mansion
>>342319871
>those fags from the leddit mansion keep coming to try and convince people to let them in
>mfw they get received with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ARuCujL4cY blasting off from the speakers of the mansion, while everyone chants "GO GO GO GO GO GO"
Sometimes you guys are alright.
>>342323421
You mind rolling me there? Can't fit through the door again
STOP WRITING STUFF ON THE FLOOR WITH SOAPSTONE, I'M FED UP WITH POLISHING THE TILES!
>>342324069
That ain't soapstone boy, I think tilefucker got in through the dog door.
>>342324069
Yeah. Polish those tiles anon. Make them shine.
>playing pokemon sun in my 3DS
>not paying much attention to my surroundings
>I end up crashing with another dude
>his bag of doritos gets spilled all over the floor
>I legitimate feel sorry about the incident, so I express my condolences
>"oh, shit; I'm sorry"
>everyone on the room and in the nearest vicinity starts looking at me
>I get nervious because I know that if I flop even one line, I'm gonna get another strike and I'm gonna get expelled from the house
>"sorry for what", answers the other anon, with a grin on his face
>HERE WE FUCKING GO
Who the fuck made up that pasta rule, anyway? It's like being in a catholic school, but instead of learning the Creed, I gotta learn the fucking Marine's pasta. This is just bullshit. Woooooooooooooooooooow...
>>342322763
This might be the most insecure thing I've read on 4chan.
Congratulations.
OH FUCK /sp/ GOT IN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
>>342324476
throw them a basketball
w-who left their post in the guard turret? it's covered in menstrual blood...
>>342324476
Quick tell them that someone across town is saying soccer/football isn't a real sport.
Unga bunga rockstop
>>342324651
But /po/ is there! we can't just sacrifice them like that, all they do is fold
>>342319351
>getting to smell all those disgusting manly yellowing y-fronts
Sounds like heaven
>>342322656
When I accidentally found him while surfing through youtube, I instantly thought "this guy is the personification of 4chan" with his banter and memes
>Implying you even need the mansion when Stalker-anons have a campfire outside
>>342324637
it must've been /cgl/, the guy is doomed, send another to his post.
>>342324807
WE MUST MAKE A CHOICE ANON!
Besides youtube and tumblr are nearby looking for /po/. Apparently they misunderstood and believe /po/ is the one leaving homophobic, anti semetic, sexist messages on their pages.
>>342322156
the gayest board is /fit/
>>342321908
Where the fuck are the activated almonds, man?!
Guys! I caught a new one to add to the house harem!
>>342325058
Very well. Could we not divert them to /sci/? They have the resources to defend themselves easily.
>>342324946
They keep saying there will be a blowout soon but the only blow out I have seen is when one of them shit their pants after he cooked his own homemade Tourist Delight.
>>342318071
>/V/
Kill yourself
>/cgl/ kidnapped one of our sentries
Yeah, that guy is fucked.
>>342325165
Sorry, all subhumans have been relocated to the kennels. We have a decent size one if you wish to add it but it isn't allowed in the main tower.
>>342325352
there was so much menstrual blood anon... what's going to happen to him?
>>342324917
No he's the personification of /pol/. Ben is the personification of the rest of 4chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
>>342318071
Guys can my girlfriend play with us? Don't worry she's really good too.
>>342322209
I'd do it.
>>342325484
Gangraped by hambeast, maybe.
>>342322518
>AND republican
it's called a 'vocal minority'
>>342324476
>>342324476
DISTRACT THEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJIiSm6sgrE
>>342325486
Ben is more of that guy who brings the tightest banter and shutdowns. They're great.
>sitting in the designated PC room with all the other neckbeards
>need to take a piss
>come back from the toilet
>what the fuck is that noise
>low sound snickering and general breathing problems
>look at my PC
>i forgot to lock it
>the others see my face and burst out laughing
>walk over to the remains of my software
Early days mansion was shit but you learned from it.
>>342325616
oh god
fuck it I'm not doing sentry duty next week I'm running
STAY AWAY FROM THE THIRD FLOOR GALLERY
/v/ please clean up and be on your best behaviour. I've got a lady friend coming over tonight to play video games.
>>342325742
WHY ANON WHY
I expect something like this to happen at the end of the day, no matter what console or pc, video game genre, waifu choice or favorite fetish. A picture of everyone together with a fire on the background.
>>342325801
Nevermind anon, the Third Floor Gallery is perfectly safe. Come up anytime :)
>>342325801
DONT TRY AND SAVE ME. STAY AWAY
>>342325745
What are you playin' with her fag?Also, she has a dick doesn't she
>>342325408
live footage from the furry kennel containment zone
https://my.mixtape.moe/odpqnu.webm
>>342325742
OH GOD IT'S THE SENTRY GUY
HIS BODY IS CRUSHED
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES /cgl/ IS IN THE MANSION
>>342325916
>>342325742
Don't trust it
>>342325745
>lady friend
>implying /v/ mansion doesn't have a waifu dungeon
>>342322425
Goddamit, /x/; I know reading the Ars Goetia is the new craze at your place, but please stop drawing your weird symbols everywhere. You're enabling those weirdos that walk around a room screaming "PERSONA, PERSONA! PLEASE, COME TO US!".
Brad and Nate are even starting to say strange shit, like seeing a girl in a white dress or a shiny butterfly.
>>342325745
I'd like to see your lady friend (male)
>>342325916
DON'T TRUST ITS POST!
>>342325958
Modded Skyrim what she likes and I don't think that last one is any of your business
>>342325978
I ain't looking at that shit m8, the security tapes are private
>>342326049
Yeah probably just put her in the tower though, the squealing lolis in the dungeon will probably make her dump him
PEOPLE LISTEN! STAY INSIDE, CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS ANDDON'T LOOK AT THE MOON
>>342325745
>>342325958
What a coincidence! This guy I met who lives at the mansion invited me over for a date tonight. He wants me to wear my cosplay dress outfit for some reason.
>>342326301
OH FUCK
>>342326301
awoo
>>342326301
but i wanted to lay down out on the lawn and watch the sun rise
WHO THE FUCK USED MY YUI DAKIMAKURA?
Third floor gallery has been brought under control. Come on up and visit sometime :^)
>>342326391
>>342326450
That's ok, If you want your skin stolen like a bitch.
>it's getting dark outside
>notice fire at the window
>look out to the garden
>there are bonfires
>stalkers and dark souls players
>the souls guys are fixing their gear with duct tape
>stalkers refilling their super soakers and playing guitar
>one of the souls guys pretends to draw something on the ground
>another guy jumps onto it
>they do some retarded gestures and walk into the dark woods together
>>342326626
Bullshit I still see trails of menstrual blood leaking out
Uh guys
How much does a bed cost?
>>342326606
guilty
WHO LET THE WHEEL SKELETONS OUTSIDE?
>>342326771
WHAT DID YOU DO!?
>>342326768
What makes you say it's menstrual?
>>342326771
A paddling.
>>342325978
S A U C E
>>342326887
because it's leaking from a massive roastie vag sticking out the bottom of the door you dummy
>>342326874
>>342326301
>started hearing screaming on the hallways and outside
>think some retard said something rude to a group of autist and started a fight, ignore it and go back to my video games
>electricity shutdown
>lock my door
>the screamings won't stop, but get louder and louder
>hiding in my bed while posting this from my phone with minimun brightness
What the fuck do I do, I hear someone scratching my door.
>>342326664
That sound fun.
>>342326887
The smell
>>342326970
No comment.
>That feel when I'll never go around the rooms in /v/ mansion offering people tea and snacks
>That feel when I'll never get to bake treats for the weekly LAN party
>That feel when I'll never be needed
whoa why are there so many homos. Is this /v/ mansion of /lgbt/ mansion?
You guys need to quite down, I've been getting noise complaints all this afternoon if not then I'm going to have to bring you swine down townunless of course you guys have already per-ordered the new Fallout4 DLC
>dayz room
>silence punctuated by swearing,punching and the occasional gunshot
>cans of food and empty ammunition magazines everywhere
>somehow random things like grenades and crowbars seem to be everywhere
>in the middle of the room is a pile of gear but you keep hearing footsteps and someone asking "friendly?"
There was a bunch of clopping noises last night, and only ONE guy went to take care of it.
I'm not even sure if he was serious.
>>342326991
Let us in, anon. :)
>>342326991
was it /sp/ or /cgl/?
>>342327050
hey just pointing out the obvious m8
>>342326786
better lock your room door tonightyou'll be my new daki
Oh god guys I see "get out fast" and "symbols are compromised" what the fuck do I do
>>342320793
NEXT TIME ON MANSION BALL /v/
Guys.. do you hear that thumping sound coming from out in the garden?
>>342327276
consult immunity cat unless it's on break
Hey guys whats going on?
>>342327276
get in slow?
>>342320438
Who would win in a fight between mineralbro and barneyfag?
Where's the laundry room?
>>342325564
Nigga, the last time someone bought his gf, Orochi resurrected and shit went down.
Good thing a spic with a headband came and helped us defeating the nigga. He mostly screamed "CRITICAL" while headbutting Orochi, but it somehow worked. Then a weeaboo came and threw a molotov bomb while screaming "something-something YAGARE!".
Jesus fucking Christ, can you homos clean up? Your mansion reeks so much of dried cum it's wafting over to /cgl/ mansion.
I'm trying to undermine people's self esteem over here, fuck.
>>342327451
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door
The laundry room's two rooms down
>>342327425
mineralman can hit people with his rocks and probably has some poisonous shit lying around
Barneyfag just has shitposting
Hey I just got back from guard shift, wheres that dude who's supposed to take the next shift. Also what the fuck was that howling?
>>342327084
Seriously this. I think my inner housewife would kick in and I'd start baking and cooking so anons could eat better than pizza and hotpockets. The local pizza places and delivery places would be sad for losing for our business, and the plumbing would thank us. But I think most anons would get fatter, I like to bake cookies and cakes and stuff
>ywn be the /v/ mansion mom
you may all be manchildren, but you're MY manchildren
>>342326991
So now we know you're awake..
Why is /v/ mansion apparently in the middle of some spooky fucking shit, we're just a bunch of neckbeard autismos, not the fucking SCP Foundation
>>342327361
Mr McMahon why
When are you people going to put the memes back in their containment zone? They're leaking into the video games, for fuck's sake.
>>342327249
Be careful Anon.
i'm waiting
how come when i give my genuine opinions the thread dies but when i just memepost i get rich in yous
>>342318071
>/V/ mansion
Guise i H@ck3d sum1!!1lel
What do you think goes on next door in the /u/ mansion?
>>342327361
WHAT IS WINCE WCMAHON
DOING IN THE /v/ivasection?
WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING CP!?!?!?!?
I CAN HEAR THAT SHIT!?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE WHO LIVE HERE YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>342327660
Probably because the last shipment of games didn't make it in. Due to the last anon who drove the delivery truck being drunk af probably.
>>342327603
this is my last day on the job rookie,you better ignore them howls,there be a waifu thread over yonder and it doesent take much to get them turning folks into traps
Taking a trip to FUCKING GAMESTOP
What video games do you homos need?
We DO play video games here right?
ANON, STOP FUCKING USING MY FLESHLIGHT OR AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FUCK, GUYS
FUCK.
>>342327832
o-ok, I'll be careful... I hope there are boobies...
>>342327789
gay orgies
>>342327603
I thinks its comming from village garbage dump. Its where all the furfags gather. People are too scared to throw away their trash now
guys is it okay if my Cousin, Rodd Toward stays with us for a bit. He's a big anime and video game player like us all! ha ha ha!
>>342327864
>physical games
>consoles
On an unrelated note, did you guys see this baseball bat I got?
Makes me look real cool, I can finally cosplay Hotline Miami!
I came back home drunk the other day and I accidentally went into the /u/ mansion. Why the fuck do those dykes live so close? Their mansion looks really similar from the outside too, I'm sick of this shit.
>>342327864
LMAO, NIGGA. Ain't nobody leaving. Everything comes to us. We Amazon console games and order deliver for food.
>>342327864
I dunno should I shell out 18 bucks for rock band 3? The set list looks pretty good
>>342327936
there was supposed to be a panic room bu its been mighty hard to coerce the fallout faggots out of their new clubhouse
>>342328016
the fuck is...
oh
WHO THE FUCK ATE ALL
THE LEFTOVERS
>>342327936
We have man boobs tho
>>342327789
I had a camera there but they found it and next thing I knew my room was full of ghostly lesbians shlickin ghost juice everywhere. Disgusting
>>342328016
>walk in
>they're having a giant orgy on the massive central bed in the living room
>scream "WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES"
>they all look up from eating pussy in shock and fear
>I storm out and slam the door
>>342328000
can i borrow some money to order new vegas?
>>342327621
Oh good, it's not just me.
Everyone would be eating so much junk I'd want to cook to make sure people actually got nutrition. The place would also be a mess. It'd be a full time job.
I usually look after my friends at D&D sessions with food and tea now, I think it's just my instinct.
Guys pls help! /tv/ is chasing me! They say that they want to stretch out my 'boipussy'! I don't even know what that is!
