I would have done naughty things to her
REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM
At least put Valhalla in the subject.
>>342296286
>Accused Jill of wanting to fuck her customers
She fucking knows. How much does she know?
porn when
>>342296387
100k sales
>>342296289
>requires mega app to be installed
fuck off and give me a proper link
>>342296354
The retribution is co (presumably coming)keep playing, shit gets real not too much later
>>342296370
If I had customers like Alma or pic related I'd want to fuck them too.
>>342296465
>look at steamcharts
>500 players
this is gonna take a while
>>342296516
click the "download through browser" button you spastic
Demos+Prologue: http://www.mediafire.com/download/3lyhsy9jy4eoel4/VA-11_Hall_A-win.zip
OST: https://garoad.bandcamp.com/album/va-11-hall-a-second-round
>>342296289
>second post
Just brace for dolphinfag asspain when they realise it's real
>>342296650
Do I need to play the prologue?
>>342296650
>Demos+Prologue
Someone should update that with the prototype
>>342296650
I seriously hope you arn't playing a meme game.
>it's just a VN
so the only thing worth paying for is the OST?
>>342296849
Not really. It's relevant to the story but anything that actually matters is brought up in-game anyway.
It wouldn't hurt to do it though, it's only like two hours long.
>>342296289
Done, it will not be bought
>>342296910
OST is free you dingus
>meme games are ok when theyre /a/ approved memes
15 (FIFTEEN) EUROPEAN DOLLARYDOOS
YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>342296975
>a cat is fine too
That's 1 (one) /a/ approved meme, the vast majority are /v/ and /r9k/ shit
I would buy the game from their website but the game is cheaper through steam.
>>342296985
Meanwhile Muv-Luv is pre-orderable for 30 despite being translated for aeons now
what is this?
>people buying off of steam and not GOG
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people?
>>342297251
Isn't it $15 both ways?
>>342296606
maybe the retribution is /co/
>>342297251
isnt the only way to buy the game is steam? at least thats where the link leads me from the official website
>>342297306
It's a beat em' up obviously
>>342297346
Why to buy on gog?
>>342296158
Isn't this full of SJW shit?
>>342297306
comfy hour long game about waifus and memes
>>342296289
oops, bought like ten copies
i could have sworn you said buy
How long until people actually start making fanart for this, I've literally seen maybe three pieces including pic related.
>>342297461
DRM free isn't of installing some shithouse software that is require to even download the game
>>342297506
The /u/ takes a backseat to the memes
>>342297506
Implied y/u/ri and that's it
I'm not trying to shitpost or start another hate war, but do you thing they would make a patch to get rid of the memes?
>>342297346
>buying the game at all
>>342297601
Poland, will you just go out of business already?
>>342297506
Actually kind of the opposite, it's really sexual, uses a lot of language like 'cunt' casually that would trigger people, has characters hit on women and say things like 'why is she dressed like a man, she should be in a skirt' and I'm pretty sure there's a lot more I'm forgetting because I remember thinking 'damn, people are going to be mad as fuck about that' several times when playing
>>342297436
there's a widget right above the steam one on their page
that one comes with music
is it me, or does this game feel like a cry of help from the devs
they can nail down the depressing part, but conversations feel a bit stiff a times
>>342297739
>but do you thing they would make a patch to get rid of the memes?
only if it sells 100k copies xd
>>342297506
sjws would shit themselves playing this
but then again sjws don't play vns
>>342297754>poorfags
>>342297860
I mean if they make decent money on this they can hopefully leave
maybe make a better game with less memes
the possibilities are there
>>342297780
Don't forget there's a robot who literally works as a prostitute who deliberately looks like a 10-13 year old because her clients prefer that and it's casually discussed often
>>342298137
sh has a dick in a box woooo
>>342297943
It amuses me how little you people know about those you shit up this board constantly talking about.
>>342298045
yeah that is about it
cant say Im too interested in the characters themselves though
>>342297039
Undisputed best girl
>>342296158
>would haveThank you.
>>342297860
It's not just you. There's a lot of moments that can be easily seen as allegories for Venezuela life but then there's something like this and that subtlety just goes out the window entirely.
>>342298287
i am laffin at dis
>>342297389
some games are cheaper on steam here in my country i think.
>>342297601
I don't mind steam
>>342298043
>spending money on shit games
>being proud of it
>17? The hell does that mean?
W-what does it mean?
It's not the number of ingredients, because none of them add up to 17.
It's not how much the drink is worth, because there are three drinks worth 170 dollars.
There's no 17 in any of the ingredients, or in the names. This is driving me up the fucking wall.
Why is Dorothy such a slut?
>>342298287
I know they do it solely for the money.
>>342298364
I hope they earn just enough and move
>>342298287
SJWs shit themselves at everything.
This is objectively true.
>>342298364
I feel like sources of stress tend to seep into things people make
>>342298475
it's ingredients. use something with optional karmotrine and make sure it adds up to 17
>>342298490
she's literally a hooker, m8
>>342298475
make a drink with optional alcohol and fill it up until you have 17 ingredients
>>342298490
Because life is more interesting when you're a huge slut.
>>342298475
>It's not the number of ingredients, because none of them add up to 17.
It's any of the 'option alcohol' ones, you just pad it so that it comes out at 17.
>>342298507
i hope they get stabbed in the gut and robbed of all their money
>>342298490
cause thats what she wants to do for a living
and other ones can get married and stuff
>>342298045
From what I hear, the Venezuelan government is actively closing borders and shooting escapees so they can't bring outside interventors that might meddle with their plans of remaining in power indefinitely.
So either way dev is kill. His fault for being born a commiespic, I guess.
>>342298617
hey wait I've seen this same post 3 times
>>342298617
>>342298490
>>342298428
The developers are poor venezuelans, I would feel bad pirating it.
>>342298614
in some ways yes
>>342298651
God damn
hope they find a way out somehow
Just started the prologue. God tier OST!, thank you /v/.
>>342298490
LITERALLY
BUILT
FOR
SEX
>>342298578
>>342298589
>>342298615
Well I'm a fucking idiot. I chose drink 17/24 because it was the only thing I could come up with. Oh well, life goes on.
[spoilers]If I chose wrong it means that whoever I'm with ends up dead or fucked or something, isn't it?[/spoiler]
>>342298510
Your ignorance and presumption of superiority is a major weakness. People that literally bellyache about white supremacist capitalist patriarchy on Twitter not only read VNs, they make them. They work at the publishers that sell you weeb games.
And you drool on yourselves and parrot how they don't even play games XD while you pay their rent, and shit up thread after thread talking a bout how you assume them to be.
>>342296158
I don't know anything about this
What is it about?
>>342298865
Real talk, would it be considered pedophilia to hire a roboprostitute with a body like that if her brain is obviously more mature?
>>342296289
>>342296862
>>342296953
>>342296985
>>342297506
>>342297568
>>342297739
>>342297754
>>342298045
>>342298287
>>342298428
>>342298617
I BOUGHT 5
NOW THEY HAVE UNLIMITED VENETIAN MONEY HAHA
>>342298992
This isn't the place for your kind. Get out. Ree.
>>342298865
This is a meme I'm alright with
>>342298742
>he fell for the venezuela meme
good goy, now buy 10 more copies
>>342299073
NOW THEY CAN AFFORD A LOAF OF BREAD
EVERYBODY CELEBRATE
>>342299051
Trying to get by in a shithole
>>342299073
>VENETIAN MONEY
>VENETIAN
That's just Euros, though.
>>342299073
>yfw you get anti-shilled into buying 5 copies of a dumb tumblr game
>>342297739
They support localizations. Maybe you can pitch your idea of a meme-free edit to them, and see how that works out.
>>342299065
>Brain
Robots don't have brains. They're robots.
>>342296158
What is this tumblr game?
So who is undisputed best girl?You, silly
>>342299321
when did those yellow chinks become the apes?
>>342298992
But you're implying they're the entire market. Dumb SJW narratives would be all over the market right now if they were actually the ones making video games. Instead they whine and bitch about inequality of the market but do NOTHING about making their own games. Any sane person that believes in equality in the market doesn't ever consider themselves an SJW since the term is colloquially referred to keyboard warriors that would rather lecture someone about their hobbies than actually contribute to solving the problem.
>>342299065
People would certainly look at you funny.
>>342297289
they know their market is a niche of weebs who will pay anything to get their hands on anime girls and since no one else will likely be buying it makes sense to over charge because they can get away with it
>>342299065
That depends on whether robots have human rights, consent laws and if they do, how is robot age of consent handled.
Either way, you'd be seen as a freak for it regardless of legal status.
>>342299414
Fuck off reddit.
This is a 4chan game :D
Normies get out xxD
>>342296289
Thank you, anon.
>>342299430
You're not wrong.
>>342299590
full image when
I need those damn legs
>>342299590
SAUCE
>>342296158
>>342299532
>you'd be seen as a freak for it regardless of legal status.
>>342299590
SHARE THIS FUCKING IMAGE DEVS
Is there any real reason to get someone drunk or is leaving out that substance better?
>>342299430
>>342299590
>Best girl was MC all along
It's Ranma all over again.
Although Bossu remains based.
>>342299545
......
>>342299430
Agreed, although Alma andDonovanare pretty hot
>>342296289
>>342296516
>>342296953
>>342299582
All of you deserve cancer.
>>342299670
anita? i-is that you?
>Game made by Venezuelan
>Not in spanish
>>342299794
Fuck off spic
>>342299670
i do now
>>342299772
*teleports behind you*
>>342299750
You get pretty different results, apparently.
Some characters seem to be nigh-immune to alcohol though, the Boss in particular.
Reminder that the cat girl is a fake
>>342299794
Relax, actual shill.
Art asset rips when
>>342299972
>>342299504
>But you're implying they're the entire market.
I bet that sounded factual in your head.
>Dumb SJW narratives would be all over the market right now if they were actually the ones making video games.
You don't even understand what they want.
>Any sane person that believes in equality in the market doesn't ever consider themselves an SJW
No one cares what you consider yourself.
If you look into any of the people involved in selling indie weeb games with ties to SEA, they are all "SJWs." A bunch of South American indie people are "SJWs."
But you don't know that, because you only think they're tumblrards, because you're a cocky ignoramus.
Either study the people that you whine about, or stop shitting up the board with your worthless stereotypes of them.
>>342299948
Do they ever explain why having Nanomachine Rejection means you have to be turned into a cat girl? Especially as the ears are apparently superficial.
Where were you when Valhalla did feminism right?
>>342299972
Saved this from an earlier thread
>>342299972
>>342300070
>>342300147
what even is this
>>342300070
>>342300147
Aw shit. Thanks niggas
>>342300125
>Dorothy, the delightfully cheerful "lilith"
it's lilim
>>342300264
And it's Stella, not Selma.
Did they fucking proofread this?
>>342300119
>No one cares what you consider yourself.
Precisely. Now eat your own medicine.
>>342296158
I don't get what this suppose to be. Is it a H game?
>>342298364
Prepared to get vanned.
>>342300360
Blaggers ain't got time fo' dat.
Dey got kids ta feed and clicks to greed.
>>342300264
>>342300360
They also skipped the part where Dorothy is deliberately supposed to look 10-13 to give her an advantage on the other sexbots.
Wonder if that will come back to bite them.
>>342300467
VN with hot memes and cute girls
>>342300467
It's a spooky hentai.
>>342300467
Point and click adventure
>>342300467
>Is it a H game?
No, it's 'how to be a blue-balled christmas cake lesbian: the VN'
>>342300596
That's because she's a legit adult, brain-wise, unlike the 5000-year old loli witches who still act like retarded children.
>>342299858
yeah, i pointed that out to the devs in yesterday's disord chat and they said that some preparations needed to be made before the translation.
>english and japanese
>before dev own's language
english before spanish is acceptable, but fucking japanese
>>342300119
The fuck are you on?
I supported this game. This isn't a tumblr game. I'm not parroting some /v/ meme here. I'm talking about legitimate Anita-tier SJW nonsense. I like this game so far.
What I'm talking about is the spastics that will pull this apart for "Why Aren't There Any Overweight Girls In This New Anime Game -Guardian"
SJW is a pretty defined term. If you don't like it's use as a buzzword then maybe you should consider why they get such a bad rep everywhere on the internet instead.
>>342300771
I want some doujins and I want them now.
>>342300467
its a game about comfy and waifus
>>342300771
To be fair, they got the target audience right. The Japs would buy this shit up faster than anyone else.
>>342296158
Can you actually romance a girl and get into character specific routes? This decides whether or not I will buy or pirate the game.
I'm going to marry Dana!!
>>342300771
kill yourself spic
>>342300771
they probably realize (and they're not wrong) that english audiences are clearly the largest market and japanese ones are the second largest one
Dana is best girl fuk u all
>>342301054
>I'm going to marry Dana!!
No you're not, Jill.
>>342301107
Holy shit more memes lmao!!!!!
Has anyone actually figured out how to do the special drinks for each character and get the concert ticket?
>>342301052
I don't know personally but people in an earlier thread said achievements indicate character specific endings
The main character is clearly a lesbian as are all the main girls so I think it's likely
>>342301054
>that neck on Alma
Whoa, hey guys.
Are steam screenshots bugged or is it just me?
>>342301107
Fake cat
>>342301046
that's true, but yet, there is a market for vapor n shit growing here in mexico, for example, macross 82-99 is getting famous pretty fast here ( obviously considering he is from here too)
whatever, im still fine as long SJW's dont mess up with the devs
also
>mfw waiting for the va11-hall-a cosplays
>>342301308
Poor John, he didn't deserve all the fuckboy abuse.
>>342300253
what are you gonna do with all of that?
>>342301107
>Best girl not (you)
>>342301308
Why does everyone have to bully Gillian
>>342301405
I don't know. I just really dig all the art
>>342297624
>>342297678
>yuri is SJW shit
What happened to you, /v/?
>>342301397
If he doesn't want to be called a fuckboy maybe he should stop acting like one
>>342301390
oh, and im not talking about adding potential sales from chile, argentina and spain
I wish I could talk to real girls.
It just seems so easy in video games.
I already hate it, Retro pixel Cyberpunk Anime. I can enjoy any one of those, but if you combine 3 it turns into a hipster cesspool.
>>342301530
He just wants to suck dick--is that too much to ask?
Boss ain't even trying no more.
>>342299073
YOU DID IT, YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how to view the text log?
You wouldn't lewd this android, would you /v/?
>>342301537
its not hard man
>>342301537
Become a bartender.
So what're you guys drinking?
>>342301491
Yuri has always been shit tier faggot
>>342301654
So far it's just turning into an irrational hate cesspool.
Haven't seen any hipsters yet.
>>342301694
>HEART EYES
HNNNNNNNG
>>342301676
>gives you a bonus that is often as high as your actual salary EVERY DAY
>lets employess literally go 'I'm leaving early' and just leave their shift and doesn't care
>doesn't seem to actually do any work at all
How does she stay in business?
>>342301537
You probably talk to girls on a daily basis, you just don't know they're girls.
>>342301694
No, i fucking hate whores
>>342301763
Nothing. Just like my life.
>>342301776
>irrational
Oh sorry my bad, didn't realize I was on the /objectivevidya/ board.
>>342301694
>heart pupils
why does this make my dick hard
>>342301687
>how to view the text log?
I don't think you can.
There needs to be a fucking fixlist for this shit, it'll be as long as your arm. It's mostly petty shit and nothing dealbreaking, but still.
>>342301694
No, I'd lewd Dana with Jill. This is the true path.
>>342301763
All I have is water, red wine and caramel flavored vodka.
I'm just drinking water for now.
>>342301687
mousewheel up ?
>>342301694
Has she been sterilized, since the last time?
>>342301694
She lewds herself 24/7
>>342301763
bleach
>girl protag
>can't fuck any of the girls
>no h scenes
Terrible VN.
>>342299676
People will still look at you funny for the particular preference of your robotic sexual partner.
>Sexbot is made to look like Taylor Swift
>no one bats an eye
>Sexbot is made to look like someone from a Rustle doujin
>everyone loses their shit around you and think you're some closet pedo
>>342299065
>would it be considered pedophilia to hire a roboprostitute with a body like that
No. It's a robot.
She specifically keeps her young-looking frame for those types of customers.
>>342302047
>dfc-72
I'm at a loss to what this references.
>>342301990
>There needs to be a fucking fixlist for this shit,
There's a sticky in the steam forums.
>>342302116
How is that possible?
>>342301843
By literally being the toughest bouncer on Earth in a city on the perpetual brink of destruction.
>Defeated 10 bears at once
>Without killing them
>Probably didn't have her cyborg arm at the time
Don't fuck with Wrestling Char-tan.
>>342301216
>Main character isn't a dude
Welp.
>>342302182
Well I should clarify the 72 part. DFC I already know, but the 72 evades me.
>>342301054
god the dialogue is fucking horrible
is the resolution locked at 1280x720? pls no.
>>342301867
Get away from me.
>>342302050
Plenty good VNs are all ages
>>342301687
mousewheel. also tab I think
>>342302248
It's the bust size anon. Flat as a board
>>342301994
caramel vodka sounds disgusting
>>342296949
>two hours
I played it and it felt shorter. Are clients other than Anna?
>>342302342
Oh well I feel stupid then. Should've seen that a mile away.
>>342302293
>waifu game
>not 18+
Complete fucking garbage. This isn't 999, it's a game about cute girls. What's the point if you can't fuck them?
>>342302284
What are you so afraid of, anon?
>>342302412
Comfy. Also lewd implications.
>>342302412
I'm sorry but you're a massive pleb and I don't think there's a cure
>>342302271
only for windowed mode
>>342302271
Set it to full screen you spoon
>>342302412
a VN with good /v/ memes
Literally Borderlands
>>342302510
Get out of here you beta cunt., you're LITERALLY a cuckold for playing a game as a lesbian who fucks girls offscreen.
>>342302067
You think the crime rate for pedos is down with Lilim like this? You think one day we could have real 12-year old fuckbots if it means "our precious children" are safe?
>>342302412
>2016
>not knowing the difference between a VN and an eroge
>>342302395
Anna wasn't in the prologue, you're probably thinking of the demo and yeah it's a good bit shorter.
>>342302556
Nice meme friend :)
>>342302448
the demons
>>342302412
>what is CLANNAD, one of the most popular waifushit VNs ever
Granted I'm pretty sure spinoff shit had H in it, but the main thing that was super popular didn't
>>342302556
need some ingame memes
>>342302412
>Hey everybody, just wanted to let everyone know I'm a tremendous pleb
>>342302641
va11halla is a mediocre meme, actually ;)
>>342302623
I don't see why not.
>>342302732
>posts baby's first
PLEB ALERT
>>342302532
sounds epic bro
>>342302404
You can't see them from a mile away, that's why its DFC
>>342297579
Disgusting whore.
>>342302672
>>342302635
I bet Ever17 ends up having more fucking than this game.
>>342302623
Dorothy is the only loli whore all the others eventually upgrade to full size.
I really, really like this game. Holy fuck this is comfy. And the soundtrack is something else too.
I didn't know it came out on steam, thinking of buying it again.
>>342301843
By paying her employees a slave wage
>>342302912
She's a cute whore!
>>342301471
Gillian? Surely you mean John...?
>>342302931
If you bought the prologue, you probably have a steam key waiting for you.
>>342302927
She must light up like a Christmas tree under UV.
>>342302851
You cheeky cunt
Just got to Streaming-chan
pic related
>>342302931
>I really, really like this
>Holy fuck this is comfy
Fuck off with your falseflag shitposting please.
>>342303072
#StopHusbandoAbuse
>>342300771
they are the devs, they can do whatever the fuck they want with their game.
Also, they want a more wide audience, that's the reason they use english. Japanese is optional but if they know it and they want it, they can do it, it's their fucking game!
>>342296158
>female protagonist
into the trash
What happens if you server people a drink different than the one they asked for?
I don't want to find out because I might lose money and end up homeless.
any upgrade DFC-72?
>>342303096
Seriously? Bitchin.
...Still might buy it from a friend. I know first hand how fucking terrible Venezuela can be.
>>342303173
Not shitposting, I legitimately think it's great. Though with all the shit that's been going down I can see how you would think that.
