When did you realised that Shani is the best girl?
Sitting on my chair 6 years ago.
>>342243656
>Make two qt redheads
>Both have unnatural dyed-looking hair colors
sexy ronald mcdonald
She's a huge cunt in the first game
>>342244104
yeah what the fuck. triss shouldn't even have red hair
>>342244104
>dyes never existed before the 20th century
>>342244104
>>342244292
>>342244176
>>342244471
And hair dyed red always looks like shit.
>>342243656
she's ugly as fuck
literal horseface and has wrinkles everywhere
>>342243656
is it possible at all to get her to come to your home at the end of Blood and Wine
>>342243656
In Witcher 1. Witcher 2 made me drop the series because it made me leave my wife and get raped by that whore Triss.
>>342244770
>Not having a surgeon gf who can heal you after getting stabbed.
>Not having a gf who show her sweet side while playin with flowers.
>Not having a gf ;_;
>>342244876
But men can't get raped.
>>342245058
>>Not having a surgeon gf who can heal you after getting stabbed.
and how would you get to her when you're stabbed
I doubt Geralt can ride on horseback all the way back to Oxenfurt when he's bleeding
>>342244870
No. She pretty much states that it'll never work out with Geralt, because she wants to settle down and Geralt is, by nature, a wanderer.
>>342245123
>Not using sign posts for a quick travel.
>>342245075
Well I certainly didn't choose to have sex with that walking pile of STDs. I may have fucked literally every other creature with two legs in Witcher 1, but I knew to keep my dick out of ugly, crazy sorceresses.
>>342245262
IIRC you can choose not to fuck Triss in Witcher 2.
But then Witcher 3 says "fuck you and your choices" and assumes that you fucked her in Witcher 2 anyway.
>>342245262
But witchers can't get STDs.
>>342245376
Nope, even if you carry over your non-Triss Witcher 1 save file, the game literally starts with you fucking Triss. The only thing you can do is choose not to fuck her again later.
>>342244332
More like "Triss shouldn't even have hair" amirite?
>>342245739
Oh, right. Completely forgot about this.
Oh well I don't really mind.
I went with best girl Yen in W3 anyway.
>>342245262
Sorceresses and Witchers are immune to disease, buddy.
>>342245920
>best girl
>Yen
Let's play "Spot the Cuckold"
>>342246064
Let's play "spot the ass that gets played" instead.
>>342245939
>>342245670
Witchers being immune I'll believe, but do you really believe a group of women who lie about everything, including what they look like?
It's safe to assume that a whore like Triss is riddled with disease. Even if, as a Witcher, I'm immune to it, I still wouldn't want to stick my dick in there. Like, even if I knew eating moldy food wouldn't hurt me, I'd still go for the pure, unspoiled, Shani salad.
>>342246318
>who lie about everything, including what they look like?
They don't lie about how they look like, though. It's not an illusion or a magic barrier, they are hot 100 year olds.
>>342244876
>In Witcher 1.
/thread
>>342246698
>He believes Sorceress' lies!
>>342246698
You don't believe that women with magical powers that can prevent aging, make themselves as beautiful as they wish, can teleport anywhere in the world, can read peoples minds and speak using telepathy, and can rain fire down from the heavens can't also prevent themselves from getting STDs? Ok.
Posting objectively best girl in the Witcher universe.
Any other choice is pure non-sense.
>>342247049
Meant to reply to >>342246318
Syanna and Iris are best grills.
>>342246965
That's Sapkowski who established that.
>>342247049
You can't be as big of a bitch as Triss is without having crawlies in your cooter.
SHANI IShttp://leeterr.tumblr.com/image/144749642310
>>342243656
when she puked on my crotch
>>342245739
Geralt and Triss fucked a bunch in the books too. Triss is a borderline stalker for Geralt and swoops in on him anytime he and Yennefer were having relationship problems. Geralt also can't help but fuck any woman who opens her legs for him, so it's completely in character for him to fuck Triss any time she propositions him.
>>342247058
I mean, if you like a woman that literally damned her entire country because "MUH SISTER" even though she was a terrorist, blackmailer, conspirator, and attempted assassin I guess? Otherwise the only girl worse than her is Triss.
>>342247479
In character for pre-amnesia Geralt, but my Geralt unequivocally told that bitch to hit the curb.
Syanna is way better than Anna
>>342243656
Worst haircut out of any girl in the witcher 3. Seriously what the fuck, even the peasants had better hair
Fuck outta here with that teen dream boy cut
>>342247257
Sapkowski established that Yennefer is a hunchback that magically cured herself. It is all illusion
>>342247661
>Sexualizing my dear Cirilla.
>0/10
in the first game Triss is basically Yennefer and Shani is Triss
in the third game, Shani is basically a foreveralone.jpg frogposter
what happened
>>342247661
>disliking qt short hair
>>342247802
>illusion
Stop using words you don't understand.
Right when I first laid eyes upon her during Witcher 1.
Her coming back in Witcher 3? Best thing that's happened during the entire game.
What's the best reward you can pick from O'Dimm?
>>342243656
>Looks like a boy
No thanks
>>342247802
Their appearances aren't illusions. Illusions magically resonate, they can be seen through by other mages and they will alert magical sensors to your presence. You're also forgetting in your trolling that Yennefer lost her eyes at the battle of Sodden and that Triss was burned so badly they couldn't identify her body and mistakenly thought she perished.
>>342247871
I got nothing against short cuts on girls, its just that shani's looks terrible
>>342248149
Get some taste.
Am I the only one who loved the leg laces of her wedding dress? Vid Related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JNY2tCCe50
>>342248149
Shani's hair is cute as fuck, you're just a non-human loving race traitor. Go fuck a squirrel if you like non-humans so much.
>>342248275
>>342248425
Slavs are masters of the subtle lewds.
>>342248425
Exactly. There's something sweet (as well as hot) about this. I'd wish to have a gf who would wear this.
>>342248562
>>342248607
>>342248275
witcher series is the best when it just has fun with itself like that
>>342247802
It's plastic surgery enhanced by magic.
>>342248607
>I'd wish to have a gf like this
>you wish you had a gf
>>342248752
Disagree. The wedding ceremony in Hearts of Stone is easily my least favorite part of the whole game.
In Witcher 1
>>342249003
Yeah. In fact you're right.
>>342247802
It's not an illusion, she literally healed herself. She also lost her eyes, but cured that too.
An illusion could be broken, but Yen literally looks like that. I'm not sure about Triss, but I think she's using illusion to mask a big scar on her chest
>>342244104
>>342244176
She doesn't look like that in-game.
