ONE A PRESS CLOSER GUYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC_ouakijbo
>>342242601
(((Henry)))
HOLD UP
YOU CAN GRAB THE SHELL?
Is that TickTockClock bountry still unclaimed?
I spent close to 20 hours trying that fucker but it wouldn't do.
>>342242601
>>342242842
>>342242945
I don't think that will ever be claimed desu
>>342242915
What did you think it was for.
i hope he finds some way to take advantage of the ttc pendulum angular displacement + pedro spot, his last videos were upsetting
>>342242724
>>342242997
haha meme about some 14 year old who is actually loving being a meme
>>342242446
PRESSED A TO START THE GAME, DOESN'T COUNT
>>342243380
I thought it was a cruel joke
>>342242601
>shill
>SHILL
what is he shilling here? SM64?
>>342243720
His videos
>>342243963
meme youtube videos aren't shilled here, this is what neo/v/ likes naturally
sorry granpa your too old for this site
>>342242724
(((What is this)))
>>342244289
These videos are the opposite of memes. They're indepth exploration of game mechanics. They're literally the most vidya that vidya can be.
>>342244367
coincidence detector. lurk /pol/ for a bit
>>342244390
This. Pannenkoek2012 is the hero that /v/ needs. He sincerely enjoys a video game and all of its mechanics - with neither irony nor shitposting.
>>342244390
No wonder /v/ hates him
>>342244367
neo-nazi thing
>>342244583
>you will never have pannenkeok2012 teach you calculus
When will he start doing commentaries again?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>342244983
I feel like his commentary videos are rare in general; it's not like he stopped. If you look at his video history, he only releases about 2 commentated videos per year (on average). I'm sure that when he compiles something significant, we will get another one.
>>342244367
Pretty much a non-greentext variation of >Goldberg to point out Jews.
I have no idea what I'm watching. Please explain.
>>342245849
autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deYn3Mi2wk4
>>342245849
he got onto the ship without pressing A
an A press is an A press. you can't press it 0.5x. it doesn't make sense.
>>342245849
>>342242601
>>342242842
>>342243573
>>342243963
>>342244367
>>342246047
>>342246903
t. TJ """""""""""Henry"""""""""""" Yoshi
>>342247360
Hey buddy I think you got the Half A-Press wrong, the jamboree is two PU down.
>>342245849
>>342247462
AN A PRESS IS AN A PRESS
>>342244367
Echo signal to point out when someone with a Jewish last name says something so that they can be bullied and/or disregarded.
>>342247554
No it's not TJ "Henry" Yoshi, maybe you and I should settle it right here on this QPU if you think you're so tough.
>>342247706
is this an snl skit or something
>>342245849
I have never understood these threads, explain
>>342247774
it's better
>>342248059
for the uninformed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
Pannenkoek2012 goes into heavy detail about the game mechanics in SM64. This includes manipulating enemy AI, overflowing position variables to create "parallel worlds," and using insane amounts of speed and precise angles to properly navigate these "parallel worlds." The best part is that he can explain it in terms that even morons can understand
>>342248059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
>guy wants to beat Super Mario 64 with as few jumps as possible
>makes a 25 minute video explaining how he gets through a certain level without ever jumping, namely the logistics behind Mario walking into a wall building up momentum for 12 hours straight and launching into alternate universes
>in the context of an entire game run, presses and holds A before entering the level and never releases it until after he's already left the level, so he dubs it a "half A press" run of the level
>some people, including one TJ "Henry" Yoshi, take issue with the term "half A press"
and I thought speedrunning was autistic
>""""Henry"""" always swoops into these threads to spout anti-intellectualism
>>342248059
Some dude beat a SM64 level with as little A presses as possible, with the most ridiculous means possible.
>>342248059
>guy puts out new video about trying to beat mario 64 with as few A presses as possible, using some silly terms to make it easy to understand for idiots
>newfags realize this is their time to shine and start forcing it as a meme and spam threads for almost a week straight
That's it, really.
>>342248646
What does this has to do with speedrunning?
>>342247846
I recognize this. Voynich Manuscript?
>>342248737
Fuck you, I'm not a newfag, and I think QPU-posting has been the best thing /v/ has seen for years.
>>342244583
>It is likely that a proof of the above conjecture requires significant advances in higher Mario theory
>higher Mario theory
>>342248646
this isn't autism, mate. this is what happens when a professional in the field takes up a hobby and applies his skill-set to it. it's the chemo that is saving /v/
>>342247774
even better: gay wrestling porn
Pannenkoek2012 and his channel are just another byproduct of the conjunction.
Berenstein bears, Selena murder, etc.
>>342248949
the what?
>>342248646
Except this is basically speedrunning just with a stupidly arbitrary category. If he found a method that got him the same amount of A presses but took less time, he'd use that.
Then again, all the categories are arbitrary
>>342248646
>>342248612
>guy wants to beat Super Mario 64 with as few jumps as possible
But why?
>>342248646
>build up speed for 12 hours
>speedrunning
>>342249296
Why not you slack jawed cunt? That's a stupid question.
Why don't you stop breathing?
>>342249296
>guy wants to beat Super Mario 64 as fast as possible
But why?
>>342249296
advanced autism
>>342249375
>guy wants to beat Super Mario 64
But why?
>>342249296
Research purposes.
>>342249296
It's a self-imposed challenge for his own enjoyment.
>>342242446
That takes me back. I have a memory of doing this once back when the game was new, and then I spent literal days trying to prove to my friend that I did it and I didn't succeed in replicating it.
>>342249296
It's just the way speedrunning has evolved where different categories that don't even focus on the speed aspect have become popular, people like seeing how much they can break the game. This guy in particular is fascinated with Super Mario 64's mechanics which do some pretty complicated things to accomplish simple ones.
>>342242945
he made an entire video about how the RNG required to replicate that effect is so fucking unlikely that it will never be reliable in a minimal A-press run for as long as humans exist
>>342248871
>tfw it's been since January, and there have not yet been any significant advances in higher Mario theory, nor have any attempts been made at proving that conjecture
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ypRVVRyf4x-v8GqCSmKYnicrfKSIjao3Y1ZVl52RIyM/edit?pageId=115836833264041510894#heading=h.njp36dt6xba0
>Finally, I’d like to answer a question that I’ve been getting since the beginning, which is: Why? Why play the game with limited functionality? What’s the point of executing these complicated techniques when a simple A press would accomplish the same thing? Well, the answer is because it’s fun and interesting!
There's your answer.
>>342247167
>"""""""""""
I don't get it
>>342249578
you have to time your forward presses with the frames to climb certain slopes. you'd be surprised at the shit you can climb with it.
>Dedicating time to a hobby is now autism
>Anything that requires dedication or is even remotely complex is autism
>Calling a fucking youtube video "shilling"
ANOTHER A PRESS REJECTED
>>342249296
it's not like humans have any better purpose in life
>>342249948
Most of /v/ is untalented so if anyone shows talent or dedication they consider it autism
>>342249296
Some form of transcended autism I'd say.
shit thread
but hey, look at this6
>>342249948
>dedicating whole days searching a way to beat a game old as fuck without pressing A button to achieve nothing
>not autism
>>342248934
great
>>342249296
Just a hobby. The guy is math professor at a university so he's not just sat at home doing mario shit all day.
>>342249774
>>342249948
>human on the internet having fun with a videogame
>WE MUST STOP THIS!!!
And this is why the video got so damn popular in the first place, because the entire comment section of the videos got flooded with "lol y u just play it the normal way?"
but hey, gotta focus on which bathroom i should use
>>342250202
>dedicating whole days familiarize yourself with the experience and skill of kicking a ball
>not autism
>>342250202
>dedicating whole days to playing music
>dedicating whole days to reading books
>dedicating whole days to playing sports
>dedicating whole days to watching movies
>dedicating whole days to playing vidya
>dedicating whole days to [hobby]
>autistic
Thanks for proving my points, underage
>>342249948
Yes, comparing somebody trying to achieve mastery of a sport and an idiot emulating super mario 64 so he can beat it without pressing the A button is totally the same.
>>342250131
>>342250202
>0202
>>342250202
>dedicating time to play [video game] to achieve nothing (tangible)
>not autism
>>342250202
It's called having fun.
>>342250435
>implying any hobby involves tangible achievement
Might as well work 24/7 if that's how you look at it
>>342250261
>The guy is math professor at a university
Stop this already
>>342250415
>/v/ in charge of analogies
kys my man
Reminder that /v/'s mods tried to shut down these threads when they first surfaced and caused it to flow to every other thread.
>>342250432
But it is, you think sports are some kind of trascendental activity or something? It's literally throwing a ball around. Stop idealizing hobbies, they're just that: ways to spend time doing things you enjoy
>>342250432
>an idiot
nigga do you even watch his videos?
>>342250578
He is though you fucking retard.
>>342250586
>kys
We got it already, you can stop acting retarded now.
>>342250692
I thought he was a teacher, not necessarily math. I didn't know he worked at a university.
>>342250692
Proof.
>>342250620
>all sports are throwing a ball around
>implying there aren't benefits to sports that videogames don't have
Yeah, I've been boxing and wrestling for 7 years. I'm physically strong, in great shape all the time, men are fearful of me if I look at them, women are more attracted to me, etc.
There are actual benefits.
I like video games too, but don't fucking pretend they're the same, it's pathetic.
>>342250593
They deleted threads because autists were trying to force it hard by spamming BUT FIRST threads.
>>342249202
My mind wanders...
>>342250432
>>342250792
>itt lies
Men are fearful of you probably because you look like a fucking sex offender.
>>342250731
You first.
>>342250792
>There are actual benefits.
It literally means fucking nothing, you're acting like analyzing the physics and code behind the game isn't beneficial to improve your cognitive abilities
>pathetic
Says the guy that think that being hit in the head is fun
>>342250784
He's spoken about it in one of his videos.
I'll have to look through them to find it. I'll see if I can find it now.
>>342250906
Even if it WERE a lie, it wouldn't matter because the point still applies, goof.
ITT Another "vydia is like every sport, m-muh e-sports!" episode
>>342248674
If there are infinite doors, the probability doesn't change no matter how many doors are opened.
>>342250692
Source?
I thought he was a highschool teacher?
>>342251050
who the fuck in this thread is saying that vidya is a sport?
>>342250432
>idiot
He's 20 times smarter than the average ball-kicking wage slave.
>It's another /v/ considers speedrunning on the same level as advanced theoretical physics episode
Stop.
>>342250792
And pannenkoek has been picking apart this game for years, intricately examining the mechanics - but most importantly, he produces videos explaining what he did, which in turn might teach people certain aspects of computer science (and even math) in a unique way. He may be picking apart something in a way that you see inconsequential - but he's also teaching. Do you think teaching isn't valuable?
>>342242915
>mfw I thought that was introduced in Galaxy
I played 64 throughout childhood and beat Sunshine and Galaxy. What the fuck.
>>342251020
Men have been fighting as a sport since the dawn of time. It builds character in a way that your precious video game can not.
I think it's funny you think fighting is pathetic. I'd like to see you say it to a fighter in person.
>>342242915
Glad i wasn't the only one who was surprised. I thought it was supposed to be like a "Pearl" or something.
>>342251178
>it's another "I didn't read the thread so I'll post my retarded assumption of what's actually happening" post
>>342251182
>Do you think teaching isn't valuable?
Not him, but it depends entirely on the subject and its contents.
scuttlebug did nothing wrong
>>342251182
I shouldn't have used the word idiot--He's clearly very intelligent.
It's an idiotic way to use your time, is what I should have said. And I stand by that statement. Teaching isn't particularly valuable in this case, as he is teaching something that most people will not need to use, ever.
>>342250836
they should have left the containment threads up. when they deleted them, they only caused normal posters to rage and spam when they deleted threads that actually had discussions on video game mechanics and creation of OC. it's not hard to get rid of the spam while leaving a single thread up at a time.
>>342251062
Yes, but if you open all but finitely many doors, then yes, the probability would change.
>>342251250
>It's another "Anon is illiterate" episode
>>342251087
He's a college student.
>>342251374
>its another "i need to get the last (You) to win" episode
>>342251267
That's right, it's only worth learning something if I... I mean *you* can profit off of it! *wrings hands*
>>342251334
>It's an idiotic way to use your time
on the grand scheme of things, you could do a lot worse.
>>342251334
>people will not need to use concepts in computer science, even if they are cast in the context of video games
You sound like that insufferable kid who whines in the back of the calculus class "WHEN AM I EVER GOING TO USE THIS???????"
>>342251202
>Men have been fighting as a sport since the dawn of time
They have questioned their surroundings and tried to understand how things work since the dawn of time too, even before sports were a thing. I don't even get why you're saying this shit when I'm just pointing out that there's nothing autistic about spending time doing things you like.
It's like calling a chess player autistic because he's not lifting
>I think it's funny you think fighting is pathetic
I didn't say that though, I said that you can't really call other people pathetic when you're paying to get punched in the face. Maybe you should read a bit instead
>>342250792
>Boxing
a pussy form of MMA
>Wrestling
so you frequent the gay clubs?
>>342251202
>ME GOOD YOU BAD
>>342251341
what an ugly picture
>>342251602
>paying to get punched in the face
So, you don't have any concept of how boxing or wrestling works. That's okay.
>they have questioned their surroundings and tried to understand how things worked
that's nice, it isn't equivalent to spending entire weeks playing mario 64.
>its like calling a chess play autistic because he's not lifting
most good chess players are autistic, but chess at least somewhat simulates tactical warfare, so I respect it a lot.
>>342251681
>a pussy form of MMA
I actually plan on moving to MMA soon. I think boxing skills with wrestling skills is what makes the best MMA fighters at the moment, since most people in MMA have terrible head movement and accuracy.
>>342251524
You're right, there is certainly worse. But saying it's not autistic is a little disingenuous.
>>342251690
This all started because I said the act of doing a 0 A press mario research study lasting months was autistic. It is unquestionably so. That doesn't make me better than somebody, though.
I'm just saying the retard saying sports are as autistic as playing mario 64 so you can beat it without pressing A is worse than me judging by his logic and immediate attempts to attack my character.
>>342251368
Go ahead faggot, turn infinity into a finite number by subtracting one door at a time. If you're really quick, you will STILL NEVER FINISH BECAUSE THERE ARE INFINITE DOORS.
>>342251202
You're pathetic.
Not because of fighting, but because you're desperately arguing on 4chan.
>>342251482
Thanks for the (You) senpai.
platform masters guy easily outsmarts these two faggots, and he's back working on his magnum opus
>>342251334
>he is teaching something that most people will not need to use, ever.
His videos are an example of problem solving using inductive reasoning. That's a skill everyone can use.
>>342251506
That's not what I meant at all and I'm not sure why you're bringing up the jews either.
>>342252027
I suppose you could say that if I were "Desperately" arguing like you claim. I'm just killing time because I'm injured right now.
But I do think people who obsessively argue on 4chan are pathetic, so in that sense you're right.
>>342251202
>Your precious videogame
The fuck are you even doing on /v/? Run over to /fit/, it's obviously a more entertaining board for you.
>>342249296
fuck off henry
>>342252023
>I'm a fighter, fight me IRL, you're all autistic faggots and I hate every single one of you
You're like a living copypasta
>>342252131
perhaps, but there are more efficient and effective ways to teach reasoning skills, wouldn't you agree?
>>342252208
they're too busy jerking off to other guys to be any fun
>>342242446
Henry is right. There's no such thing as a "half a press". Why don't STEMfags ever try actually learning how to... yknow, SPEAK?
>>342252026
Who said I have open doors one at a time?
>>342244583
What the fuck do you mean "asking for trouble"? It's a video game. On a board for video games. Are we supposed to just shit on it because some other people did? Are you afraid to tell people in real life of your interests because you're afraid they won't like them? Do you pretend that you hate stuff other people do?
I don't know where we fucking went so wrong as to make absolute fucking cowards like you -who parrot every shitpost they see- welcome on this board. You echo every criticism you notice on this website without any knowledge of its source content so you can feel like you fit in the /v/ "le epic pessimist mindset" because you're certainly not going to get the satisfaction of community and friendship out of real life, you worthless fucking nobody.
I hate you. I hate everything you represent in this day and age on this board in which shitposting hiveminds have replaced actual debate. I hate that you are incapable of forming your own opinion. I hate that genuinely good games now have a bad reputation on this site because of fucking morons like you.
I'll be waiting for your response, but considering that 3 people disagree with you now, I guess you would be "asking for trouble", you fucking prick.
>/v/ can't decide if pannenkoek is a maths professor, comp sci teacher, teacher's aide or college student
every time
>>342252023
>So, you don't have any concept of how boxing or wrestling works. That's okay.
You don't have any concept of challenge runs or game glitching so it's fair, isn't it?
>it isn't equivalent to spending entire weeks playing mario 64
Why not? He's a college student, he does it in his free time and it's a great way to develop analytic skills.
>but chess at least somewhat simulates tactical warfare, so I respect it a lot
The game is mostly figured out already, and to start playing it seriously you just have to sit and read a book until you memorize every common opening. How is that not autistic by your standards? By your own logic, you wouldn't even use that knowledge.
>>342252507
Someone finally posted an interview or something with the guy where it said he was a student. I wish I saved the link now.
>>342252427
is this pasta
>>342252290
My point still stands. The only thing you're doing on /v/ right now is arguing with others.
Which according to you >>342252174 is pathetic.
You've made your point, you think this is stupid. Now kindly fuck off and let us waste our time in relative peace.
A A PRESS IS A A PRESS NO SUCH THING AS HALF
I wonder what drove this guy to try and 100% the game without pressing A of all things.
yo i can't find the van-sama / fercussion introduction anywhere, has anyone got a link
>>342252694
I said that obsessive arguing is pathetic, not arguing. Adverbs exist for a reason and part of the english language.
Now fuck off and let me kill time.
>>342252427
stale pasta doesn't even make sense here
But I gave you your (You), so I guess you won in the end
>>342252427
good pasta but it doesn't work here anon
>>342252780
>that kid who said you can finish SM64 without jumping
>>342249916
it refers to extremely exaggerated sarcastic air quotes, as used by the guy in the scuttlebug video
think of doctor evil's air quotes and you'll get the idea
>>342252507
He's Stephen Hawking's top student that's technically smarter than Stephen Hawking but only when applied to Mario. The latest advancements in VR have been a government ploy to create a system where someone wearing a VR headset can see the real world as Mario 64. Once this is complete, it will be used on pannenkoek for scientific advancement the likes of which we've never seen.
Additionally, the 1000 dollar reward for the TTC Upwarp is not just the money, the person who finds this will be recruited into the project. For /v/'s eyes only, the project is called: Project 64
>tfw you will never frame-walk in your lifteime
>>342252816
>Kill time
>By arguing on 4chan
Obsessive or not, you have no right calling others pathetic at this point.
And you sure as hell have no right calling what pannenkoek does stupid. This is infinitely worse.
>>342252507
>>342253184
you could say so, but you're arguing as well. As is literally every person who disagreed with me in the thread.
>spend some of your free time on a challenge run in a game you like
>aspies on a board for videogames get upset that you're not spending your time hitting others instead
keep *ll br*inde*d henryposters OUT of these thre*ds
>>342249456
>guy wants to
But why?
>>342242601
H E N R Y
E N R Y
N R Y
R Y
Y
>>342253274
I'm not denying that, but you're the one coming into this thread not even liking the subject matter. Why be here if you're gonna do nothing but throw your shit at other monkeys? Go play some guitar or something instead, be productive.
>that kid who ended up QPU misaligned and no one saw again
2spooky for me
>>342252507
He's a Ph.D and the foremost authority in Applied Theoretical Marionics and has given countless lectures at the most prestigious universities and annual scientific summits around the world.
>>342250202
>dedicating whole days, months and years to browsing an anonymous imageboard
>not autism
See how I can spin it too?
>>342248646
mentioning speedrunning
Guess who is the autistic here
>any% is extremely close only a few presses left that are pretty simple (getting off of a pole etc)
>pk and his gang only focuses on 120 stars because he knows his fame will die once they finish the run
Every time he posts yet another TTC fuckery where he shaves off 1 press out of 32, via twenty hours of rng manipulation, I just want to tell him no
>>342242446
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""HENRY""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>342247167
>tfw you actually see TJ """Henry""" Yoshi in the comments sections of SiivaGunner's channel
>tfw you can actually talk to the living meme
>>342255053
well, speedrunning is overanalysing things to achieve a pointless goal
challenge runs are the same thing
>>342242915
The game tells you you can. It's in the instruction manual.
>>342248646
it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lamd-d-Ayqk
>you were born too late to explore the Earth
>you were born too early to explore outer space
>you were born just in time to experience pannenkoek's videos
post yfw
>>342255710
>>342255220
I've seen that before, but I can't remember which Silvagunner account that was.
>>342249948
Don't forget if the game is relaxing, it's casual
>Everyone and their mother thought ulillillia was autistic
>Lesser form of him appears in 2016
>/v/ gets triggered as fuck whenever someone calls him autistic
This place is going to shit.
>>342253563
>guy
But why?
>>342252376
It doesn't even matter how many you open at a time, you will never open all the doors.
>>342256695
ulillillia actually has OCD, though, right?
Meanwhile, some """"Henrys"""" in this thread are acting like armchair psychiatrists with pannenkoek.
>>342255237
>Being passionate about something is bad
>>342257306
Why not? The concept is perfectly well-defined in ZFC set theory.
>>342242446
>Yes, quite satisfying indeed. My heart rate right now is 92, but it clocked in at 135 during the excitement of finding this.
57
only shit what a fooking legend of autism
>>342257445
didn't say it was bad, just pointless
well, if people derive joy from it, it isn't really pointless
Pushing the button down until it activates an action in the game is a press
>>342257393
Ulillillia said he had Autism and went a lot farther than pannenkoek. There is no actual evidence that pannenkoek has Autism.
>>342257928
Get aload of this guy guize
reminder that his bounty on the glitch is still unclaimed
fire up that emulator and get your 1000 dollarydoos
>>342258138
It's called a button PRESS, not a button RELEASE, you press it down
>>342249659
that was a different strat entirely, not the $1000 bounty
>minimal a press run of sm64
Autism at its most refined
>>342257928
Yeah, and when he releases it? Why does releasing it count as a "press" when you already counted the actual press? The press is one action, the release is another. Together they become one whole thing, so just releasing the button is a "half".
P.koek is an absolute ledge
D-DELETE THIS THREAD!
Does anybody have that comic where Mario is standing in place, building up speed, then he warps into a parallel universe, then it ends with saying "I forgot the fucking scuttlebug?"
/v/ is full of the type of people that make fun of the protagonist in every inspirational story or story about someone inventing shit. You fucks would be trying to call the Wright Brothers austistic if by some magic this place existed 100 years ago
>Austist trying to fly when we've got perfect good roads
>>342258164
I'm not doing that because it's clearly a hoax.
>>342259295
Here.
>>342259295
No, but I have a jamboree
>>342259578
>Building roads when you can walk just fine
Fucking autists.
>>342255710
soos
>>342247018
sides FUCKING OBLITERATED
also pannenkoek please do more commentated videos
So what happens when he is done with this mission?
>>342259912
>learning to walk when you can crawl just fine
fucking autists
>>342260538
then he moves to code injection to turn SM64 into flappy bird
already been done with SMW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB6eY73sLV0
>>342260651
>traveling on land
>when there's perfectly good water right next to it
>>342260651
>Growing limbs and leaving the ocean
Autism.
no such thing as half a press
he just made that bullshit up
a PRESS is a PRESS
>>342261037
>>342256754
why?
Has there been any developer who's made games as functional, genre-defining and highly regarded as Nintendo, yet have such bizarrely intricate physics to the point that we have shit like these parallel universe things and Link hopping around in a very specific order, hurling bombs at himself to perform sequence breaks?
As opposed to say, a Bethesda game where the barely functional physics are a lowkey selling point?
>>342255108
Bowser in the Fire Sea pole is not "pretty simple." It's the last A press needed for 70 star, but it can't be done.
It's probable that he'll never get past it.
He's doing other things to explore new mechanics that might someday help, but it's still bleak.
>>342261037
>>342248612
So, half an a press is actually the same as a normal a press except tuat you make the excuse that you where holding the button down when starting the stage?
Shouldnt he just be counting the amount of jumps needed instead of the amount of times "a" is pressed?
turbocharged autism
>>342262449
It's just a feature of early 3D games, no matter how well crafted.
I mean, how is Uli and Bubsy any different than Koek and Mario?
youtube.com/watch?v=gjcCSwThvuM
>>342242446
>Doesn't involve doing a monotonous task for hours
Not impressed.
this shit really misaligns my QPUs
>>342263396
>I mean, how is Uli and Bubsy any different than Koek and Mario?
The Bubsy and Mario part
>>342263396
Uli doesn't use extensive debugging and write fucking pseudocode to simulate tick tock clock for FIFTY FUCKING CPU YEARS
why does he let himself get hit by scuttlebugs when he's luring them?
>>342263682
Oh you joker lol
post yfw a big scuttlebug jamboree will never happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRih3gfXin4
>>342263682
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure it resets the orientation of their movement range to the coordinates where they bumped into you, so you can lure them away from where they first spawned when otherwise they'd just give up if you lured them too far away. He might've gone ovre this in the QPU video but I don't feel like sifting through it.
What the fuck, Newton, just because an apple hit you on the head doesn't mean you should invent something so fucking autistic, you fucking autist!
>>342264078
post yfw he learns how to clone scuttlebugs
>>342263682
>>342264350
this. when you get hit by the scuttlebug, it resets the aggro radius to its new position rather than the original position. if you don't get hit, the scuttlebug will lose interest after you run a certain distance away from its spawn.
>>342262449
Nintendo games are buggy; they're designed first and foremost to function. Almost all major Nintendo games have some sort of well known glitch. SMB1 has the infinite lives shell and the minus zone. Pokemon RB has the Missingno glitch. Mario 64 has the infinite stairs bypass glitch. I'm sure there are other well known glitches in Nintendo games, those are just the ones off the top of my head.
>>342264228
>spends 56 minutes raising a Scuttlebug so it can drop out of the sky and knock him off the pole
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>342244583
>have math degree
>seen the half-A press video
>these definitions are real
>mfw
>>342249296
why not?
>>342255108
Who is this semen demon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pannenkoek2012
>Scott Buchanan (born c. 1994),[1] better known under his username pannenkoek2012, is a Super Mario 64 analyst [...]
>tfw you will never be a vidya analysist of your fav game
>>342265283
Hey, at least they're notcomplex.
>no one has mentioned the recent video where he gets the scuttlebugs together for a jamboree, then scuttlebug-raises them for 13 hours to get them into a vertical PU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BnR4hEvtRs
He made a legit strat that takes the memes to the next level, how are we not talking about this?
>>342266005
lol, it's funny because they actually all take place inrealspaces
>>342265495
>Nadia Oxford of USGamer noted that pannenkoek2012's work, as well as that of other high-level video game players, is of high value for scientists in various fields. pannenkoek2012's analyses of Super Mario 64's mechanics may be of interest to mathematicians and physicists, though Oxford stated that there may be sociological implications as well, since one could ask why a large group of people feels compelled to turn a video game inside-out and abuse its mechanics as pannenkoek2012 does.
>this is bullshit
>it actually is sourced
http://www.usgamer.net/articles/youtuber-manipulates-enemies-makes-parallel-universes-to-grab-star-in-super-mario-64
>mfw there's a non zero chance of parallel universes existing
