VA-11 Hall-A thread.
Keep the shitposting to a minimum.
I WANT TO MARRY DOROTHY!
Dorothy best girl
>>342234650
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
Anyway, why didn't they use real cocktails, really?
what the fuck was dorothys favorite drink again, she had a period where she literally ordered everything
So what are you drinking?
What drink is small sweet and icy? I can only find one that's sweet and icy with 10 ingredients (Moonblast)
>>342234791
Wouldn't be dystopian cyberpunk enough? Brantinis use to be Martinis.
>>342234791
>use real cocktails
>suddenly you only just serve plain drinks 99% of the time unless a very rich and special alcoholic comes by
MEMES
>>342234650
shitty doge meme needs to die
fuck off
>>342234650
Torrent where?
>>342234791
Lots of popular real life cocktails are copyright so they'd have to use a stupid name anyways.
Might as well just make your own for the setting.
>>342234909
Das it mane. 20 = big drink.
reminder theres >>>/vg/146164612 also
no pressure though
>>342234650
So I just pirated this game to see what all the fuss about.
The fucking intro never ends.
NO SKIP BUTTON
I FUCKING CLICKING AND CLICKING AND CLICKING
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GAMEPLAY?
SHIT
FUCKING
GAYMES
>>342234909
10 is still small friendo
Why is George Constanza in the game???
>>342235021
What a nice threadstarter. Might as well save it.
>>342234843
Asahi Dry Black.
Tastes like shit and for some reason in my memories it was the best beer ever.
I fucking got nostalgia'd even with beers.
>>342234843
>really want to mix something cool together like in the game
>only have rum, wine and beer
>tfw want to try bartending but don't feel like I could do any of the tricks or even remember half of the drinks available
I even have that Mr. Boston's Official Bartender's Guide, which is really good to read through, but I don't think I would be able to actually do any of it.
>>342235021
ctrl is skipping, also its a vn try not to buy games without researching them, shitpear
>>342235097
Because memes and internet culture, awesome right?
>>342234650
>VA-11 Hall-A thread,
Let's not
>>342234987
This
Is there any way to just click once to get the ingredients into the mixer instead of dragging them?
>>342235009
>>342235052
Ah right I thought anything at 10 was a big drink, or did I misunderstand and its anything OVER 10?
>People who don't turn on the scanlines
Has anyone beaten this shit yet?
>>342235203
thanks for posting
>>342235131
well you can buy some cola and make cuba libres
>expect the game to be 2 or 3 hours long
>just started chapter 3 after 6 hours
this game just never stops
>>342235368It's 20 hours long
>a weird drink
What the hell was she wanting? There's no 'weird' drinks.
>>342235131
Next time you go to an italian restaurant or something, ask for a long espresso with some irish whiskey cream.
It's the best thing ever.
>>342234650
But the game itself is filled with shiposting..
WHERE ARE THE LEWDS?
>>342235368
First review said 20 hours fammyjams
>>342235437
Make a promo drink. Those are "weird."
>No romance
Wasted potential.
>>342235416Guess its worth 15 bucks then.
How many chapters are there anyway?
WHERE IS THE GAMEPLAY?
>>342234843
Just Cider, stores were closed by the time I got home
I really like Scotch and rum but I dont know whats good
And shits expensive to just buy it to try it if I like it
Guess I'll just stick to JD and Bundaberg I guess
>>342235220
>Ah right I thought anything at 10 was a big drink, or did I misunderstand and its anything OVER 10?
It's really not decently explained. I thought that any drink at 10 was big, then noticed you can go to 20.
Probably anything before 10 is small and over it is big.
>>342235104
>>342235160
Just kidding guys, I'm actually enjoying this nonstop OH SO INTERESTING talkin---zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
the writing in this game is literally fweddit-tier meme spouting
this is the next katawa shoujo already polluting the board just because american teenagers are literally too retarded to play good japanese VNs so any time they see an OELVN they flock to it regardless of its quality
>>342235131
>>342235139
Making cocktails is relatively expensive, especially since you're not (legally) able to sell them at your house to recoup your losses or anything.
You need liquors, mixers, garnishes, ice and then the equipment. Also keep in mind that even though ice seems like the easiest, it can be the hardest. Some drinks are only good with big round balls of ice that don't melt quickly, whereas others you want little shitty cubes, or sometimes almost like snow powder ice.
Seriously getting a cocktail bar in your house with all the stuff to make the most popular/common drinks is a few hundred dollarydoos easily.
>>342235636
>>342235664
Please, recommend a (translated into English) japanese VN where you play as a bartender listening to stories.
>>342235306
>tfw died on the boss
>>342235368
>all these walking simulators are 2 hours long
>AAA titles are only 10 or 15 hours
>waifu bartending is 20 hours
All is right with the world.
how long do I shake the drink to mix it?
>>342235769
>Please, recommend a (translated into English)...
here is your problem
>>342235846
ok, show a japanese-only VN that does it
>>342235827
I always count six motions.
When it starts moving faster, it's blended and you've gone too far.
>>342235827
Mix = less than 5 seconds
Blend = more than 5 seconds and the container starts shaking faster
>>342235769
>B-but it's unique!
>>342235827
mix = instant
blend = intense vibrating
>>342235778
its just text
alot more fucking easier to spam senpai
>>342235827
Stop before 5 seconds. Just literally stop right away.
After 5 secs (shaker shakes really shakerly shaking) it's blend.
>>342235827
A couple seconds. The drink is blended when the shaker moves faster.
>>342235827
Mixing is up to 4 seconds. Typically you only need to click to mix then immediately click to stop and serve.
Blending is over 4 seconds when the shaking image speeds up.
>>342235846
>oh vey goyim why don't you learn an entire language to hear memes sprouted in japanese instead of english? don't 'forget to pre-order muvluv!
>>342235778
VNs usually tend to be longer than your average modern game, Rewrite for example can take up to 80 hours to complete.
>>342235987
I don't know if it's unique, that's why I'm genuinely asking for similar games.
>>342235636
Look, I see what you're getting at. But your post is overexaggerated and lacks honesty and a punch to it. Plus, there is no substance. You won't rile up anyone with such kind of shitposting. Be a bit subtler. For example, say that setting is inconsistent and it felt like the devs threw whatever they wanted at it. Say that characters are bland and cliché, or even that mixing drinks isn't engaging andit would be better if it was made a pure VN. Say that its price is high or the art is too weeaboo. Anything, but not what you said.
1/10 for effort. Try harder next time. And the game's pretty good. Second best VN this year sinceFata Morgana.
>Start chapter 2
>8000 dollars required
Holy fuck
So is there any real punishment for fucking up orders or running out of money?
>>342235974
https://vndb.org/i1345
here you go, glaze over this list
you won't be able to play any of them but i like showing you what's off-limits to you
How many Venezuelans will starve for this?
REMINDER TO NOT REPLY OR EVEN GIVE (You)S TO PEOPLE SHTPOSTING IN THIS THREAD
EVEN IF WHAT THEY SAY WOULD BE EXTREMELY EASY TO DISPROVE
EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE ABSOLUTE PERFECT COMEBACK
JUST DISCUSS THE GAME WITHOUT REPLYING TO DERAILING SHITPOSTERSAlso post more cyberpunk
>>342236175
isn't that a list of actual bartender characters? what he wants is to play the bartender.
>>342236176
Just make sure to buy it at some point later on.
>>342235439
Cheers
>>342236239
bump
Something fake? OnlyBrandtinicomes to mind.
>>342234650
Stop shilling this shitty fucking game
>>342236176
Don't believe the memes, chances are the devs aren't that poor.
>>342236302
i'm sure what you can do is look at those characters and figure out which one is a main character ok? you're a big boy and i believe you can do this
ayyyyyy
devs please stop with the fucking threads
>>342236326
>alice
your taste isokay
Where's the torrent?
>>342236326
>Anime Blanket
Cmon man
Im not judging you on the Daki, because I have one of Tharja, but Cmon
Katawa Shoujo v2
Terrible western VN, except this time it's not even made by people with a grasp on what a VN should have, it's made people terrified of heterosexual sex whose idea of writing is sprinkling a lot of 2010-era memes through every character's dialogue.
>>342236478
None of those you actual play the role of a bartender, fuck face. All you do is read what is happening, there is even less gameplay than this "game".
>>342234791
>>342235009
I just wish they did more with it though. If I'm remembering right, Karmotrine is the liquid with actual alcohol.
>>342236239
Ok, let's keep talking about the Game of the Year All Years and the bravery of it's developers who are starving in Venezuela and need your money right now.
>>342236537
Got her by mistake but I don't regret it.
After all the only reason I hate her is because of some circlejerking anons.
>>342236563
It's not illegal in this country.
Can I run this on a generic Lenovo T420s under Linux without the laptop exploding?
>>342236563
Touhou is a tier above anime, you Misha-posting faggot.
>>342236660
mr. venezuelan monkey dev, let's not get indignant here and try to claim that you 'play' this shit
little busters has more gameplay than this ```````````````````game''''''''''''''
i f u c k i n g l o v e m e m e s
>>342236376
Frothy water
>>342236563
>Anime Blanket
Touhou is videogames, faggot.
>>342236632
But it's unfunny on purpose!
>>342236708
Don't forget to buy the OST.
>>342236730
I'm running this on Windows XP SP1 on a refurbed Dell from the earlier 2000s.
I dunno about the Linux part, but chances are good.
>>342236239
>M-MY SAFE SPACE
It's adorable watching Fweddit users adjust to the fact that they can't downvote away the hurtful differing opinions here.
>>342236830
then why isn't it using ZUN's art ???
>>342236860
Thanks oniifam
>>342236239
>>342236784
I'm the dev? I bet you are the dev!
fuck it, everyone is the devFUCKING POST THE IMAGE ALREADY
>less than 3% of people have found the minigame yet
Why are you guys such plebs?
Sei wants a Bleeding Jane, what do?
>>342236943
You're asking me to post this pic, aren't you.
>>342237013
Then give her a motherfucking Bleeding Jane!
>>342236809
Thanks, but I gave him Brandtini and then Beer already. Still got flawless service bonus.
Does Jill have a crush on Dana?
Tell me there's a Dana route.
>there are people who literally waited 2 years just to shit post this game
Post fan art.
This game is fucking shit lol
Even the demo looks like it was written by a 13 year old
Mega please? I know link was posted before but archive is down.
>>342237275
Kim is literally worst girl.
>>342236992
busy paying the bills
>>342237334
>le worst girl!!! XD
>BEST GRL THO!!!
/r/memes is that way
>>342237320
you can't be this fucking stupid
I want to wrestle with the boss!
It's done
>>342234843
Apple juice. I swear to my life I will never drink alcohol.
>>342237520
cute
>DFC-72
How are they going to get away with this?
>>342236632
Kind of. The music is sweet though.
>>342237546
Sounds like you have a fear of drinks, or drinkers
Care to talk?
>>342237431
stupid and/or lazy
best policy is to ignore
if you taunt them some asshole contrarian will spoonfeed them
>>342237320
https://mega.nz/#!ohFzCayb!mLrrD4JaWIZnSF758kG_dxdSaM-tz6nmpo8DwsOUEtQ
>>342236032
What what about the big size? Always failed to me
>>342237520
gud stuff my mang
>>342237520
LOOMIS
>>342237546
It's not that bad, as long as you don't get drunk
>>342236943
Zun's art is not for lewds dipshit.
>>342237671
Double every ingredient there is
>>342237393
>implying best/worst girl aren't /a/ memes older than reddit's existence
Is the box in the bedroom the orange box from MGS?
>my boss is Char
They had better give some backstory to that
>>342237520
>>342237631
Nice.
boy that balcony scene sure was fucking boring
>>342234843
Cheap vodka and coke.
>Managed to pay the rent every time on my first run
>>342235368
How do I unlock that game?
>>342237671
double the ingredients
i just put karmontine because a few drinks exceed the limit
>>342237672
I actually want to read a VN about Reviewbrah now. It'd be way more interesting than this shitheap.
It shouldn't have a single meme or joke in it, and should be deadly serious. You delve deep into Reviewbrah's wounded psyche and unravel his fear of other people, leading up to a big dramatic crescendo where he bends you over a greasy takeout pizza and doggystyles you tenderly.
>>342237671
If a drink has 10 or less ingredients, you can double everything to make a BIG drink.
If a drink has 11 more more, you cannot double it; it will just turn into hot garbage.
You can only make "super boozy" versions of drinks that offer "OPTIONAL" Karmotrine. It does have effects on gameplay. The earliest example is if you give Kim a maxed Karmotrine drink, she passes out at the bar and Gil has to put her in a taxi. If you don't give her the max drink, she stays awake and whinges some more about her boss.
>>342236860
Pretty sure this runs on Linux. The demos didn't give me any trouble whatsoever.
>>342237773
What the fuck happened
I really, REALLY will buy this next month. Is there a mega anywhere, though?
>>342237867
By managing to have enough money for rent *and* to buy the PCX and the games on your first run.
Peasant.
>>342237609
>>342237720
I heard that Alcohol takes a lot of time lingering in your body. I can't have that.
>>342236239
oh yeah Routine, what happened to that game? is it going full vr?
>>342237703
I know :^(
>>342236239
thank you for this, was looking for some more cyberpunk vidya
>>342238103
One glass of red wine per day lowers the chance of cancer.
>>342238006
>mega
scroll up the thread
FUCK YEAH JUSTICE
>>342237520
Pretty good
The art is so good and the writing is so bad.
Couldn't they have hired someone to go over the script? This is sad.
Awaiting the fan patch that excises all the memes from the dialogue.
>>342238073
Guess I spent my money on the wrong things
>>342238178
It's not working for me, it opens steam
Hahahaha i love memes xD
Normies get out xxxD
>>342238103
Not really
It also makes you pee fast, so it just kinda shoots out
As long as your not downing one an hour you should be fine
Maybe one with dinner or something
>>342238171
Fuck Reds
>>342238103
What do you mean by lingering? If you mean being drunk, that wears off after a few hours, or by the time you wake up the next morning. A bad hangover can last a day, but you can be careful with how much you drink to avoid it entirely.
>>342238318
>Fuck Reds
Well fuck you then.
fuck off shill
>>342238315
Best game ever! They keep pander to my favorite weebsite with epic references!
cleaned that phone pic as a pape if anyone else wants it
>>342238318
>Fuck Reds
Do you have brain problems? Or maybe your tongue is broken?
I hope you're not one of those "muh sulphites" fags
>>342238171
>>342238103
>>342238349
Lingers as in it still aren't filtered completely in your body.
I had a situation that I cannot have alcohol in my body in more than 2 hours.It got nothing to do with cancer
>>342235416
God damn. I'm a slower reader than most people, so it'd probably be 30 hours for me.
Daily reminder thatORKZ IS BEST
REEEEEE
>>342238315
>>342238460
Do you find weird that memes would be used in a bulletin board?
>>342238460
>weebsiteThat's actually funnier than anything I've seen in this game so far.
>>342238315
>game uses memes
Why.
It just fucking ruins it, every time I see one I think 'welp, this is something the developer wrote, it makes zero sense for the character to say it'
>>342238315
Jesus, fucking spics
>>342237767
>>342238526
muh dank 2ch memes
>>342238526
Better serve him something red so can be even fasta
He will be fastest warcustomer ever
>>342238103
Drink responsibly and you'll be fine. I'm a lightweight but I've never been drunk because I almost never drink more than like 2 beers in a given day. I did go a little over my usual once while out with friends though and promptly stopped once the room began to spin, hence how I know I'm a lightweight.
So, how many shills did you bring for this?
SERIOUSLY, THE MEGA DOESN'T WORK, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG
>>342238526
Bazinga! I get that reference!
>>342238549
yes i find it weird that 2012 4chan memes would be used in the grimdark cyberpunk future
no, this is not even remotely close to making sense in-character, it's a way for the venezuelan monkey devs to go 'LOL SEE WE'RE ONE OF U! BUY THE GAME PLEASE'
>>342235125
Pic related is palatable when it's chilled.I mostly just love the cans.
>>342238549
Yeah, I bet those memes won't feel outdated and cringe-inducing in a couple of years.
>>342238703
Well. They are from /agdg/.
can you romance any of the girls
>>342238315
If your going to put memes in the game, at least let me turn them off.
>>342238703
But it's on purpose! It's supposed to be lame!
>>342238587
>it makes zero sense to use memes on an image board rip off of 4chan in the future
>>342238849
>in a couple of years
memes are cringe-inducing by default
>>342238849
They already are.
Twitch user are using it on streams all the time
>>342238261
>>342238315
>>342238460
>>342238549
>>342238567
>>342238587
>>342238613
>>342238703
>getting mad at an optional choice to go on the equivalent of 4chan in game, and reading other people's posts on said equivalent of 4chan
Fucking peasants. It's not rubbed in your face. It's optional. It's clearly 4chan. The fuck do you want?
>PLEASE MAKE SOMETHING THAT ALIGNS PERFECTLY TO MY TASTES BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MENTION THAT YOU UNDERSTAND MY TASTES OR WHERE THEY COME FROM
>>342238792
Sapporo and Yiebisu are fine.
>>342238391
>>342238476
Im not really a wine person, but a nice white can be enjoyable
But reds just taste horrid to me, and it sticks to your tongue for like a whole hour
>>342238587
Video game characters arent real you chode, how can they say someone if they dont have a mind
>>342238865
>Having shitty memes instead of actual humor is fine when we do it.
>>342238963
Yeah this game is perfect, all this criticism should be banned
>>342238315
do you fucks get mad that the MCs of chaos;head and steins;gate go to 2ch as well?
>>342238963
Why are you so mad?
>>342238703
suspension of disbelief
even though "lol memes" suck, i can still see it like this:
>grimdark cyberpunk future
>new information is filtered by the government
>can only read about old stuff
>pick up habits from those old times
>>342237631
Thanks.
>>342234650
>Keep the shitposting to a minimum.
Who the fuck are these people that think they own the thread?
>>342238963
>replying to mostly shitboast
rip famminjammin
>>342238703
How else would it work, retard? Either they invent some future internet slang themselves, which will sound just stupid, or use something from actual imageboards, which is still stupid, but at least sounds authentic.
>>342239039
>4chins
>actual humor
>>342239079
shit novels desu.
They don't make any sense.
>>342238901In your mind
haven't been on /v/ in years, can't believe this game actually came out. just bought it
>>342238935
>In the future
>Using some memes that are already old and unfunny before release.
>>342238963
>The fuck do you want?
Actual humor instead of memes and references. This is practically The big bang theory 4chan edition, it's that bad.
>>342238972
You've been drinking garbage red wines then. Only reds with a lot of tannins will do that.You probably need to try a Lambrusco with a nice meat and cheese plate.
This isn't one of those memes where it's like a person swilling a red wine and going MMMM I TASTE THE BOUQUET and everyone else is just looking at them like a retard because they're all the same.
Wine autists will claim that there's like 10 different kinds of "red" but to a normal person that isn't interested in that shit, you can still really tell apart at least 3 "types".
>>342237431
What seems to be the problem?
>>342239079
fun fact: those scenes were reviled on 2ch to the point where they made a fan patch to remove them
>>342239079
Are you implying that C;H and S;G is good?
>>342239197
dropped
Why is she so best?
>>342239289
cause she is a DFC robot slut
i wanna fug her so bad
im getting fucking bored at the lack of options
>>342239214
Please, write me some actual humor that the MC would stumble across on the internet while shitposting from her phone.
>>342239289
Anyone have the picture of the maid girl holding a sign like "Blowjob 3 dollars Hugs: FREE"
>>342239220
I did a wine tour actually, got dragged along by my friend who loves that stuff
Told about how this is how you drink it, in this glass, with this cheese, with fish, all that stuff
Out of like 20 Reds, I enjoyed the taste of like 2
Its just not for me
It's actual amazing to see how thread immediately goes to shit when American time is up.
What's the right drink for "seventeen"?
I tried the Piano Man since it was the seventeenth drink in the catalog, but apparently that wasn't right,
>>342238963
>Guacameme has memes
>It's okay to throw shit at it.
>Borderlands 2 has memes
It's okay to throw shit at it.
>This game has memes
Holy shit this fucking faggots should praise this genius writing instead of hating it instead of disliking it.
>>342239347
Okay
">implying you have a technoboyfried"
"Guys my nanolegs keeps spreading!"
>>342239417
some guy said it was 17 ingredients
>game relies solely on memes
>faux japanese that misses what makes japanese games great
utter shit
>>342239468
see, already better
>>342239417Make a drink with optional alcohol, add until you get to 17 ingredients
>>342239445
>Guacameme has memes
>It's okay to throw shit at it.
Guacamelee is great tho despite the memes, so is this, Borderlands isn't even good with or without them.
>>342239335
Not only DFC, but her model is based around a 13 year old.
What a future.
>>342239289
>nicefeel when I registered her full name on F-list before anyone else did
>buckets of sexbot ERP
>>342239530
>Japanese games
>good
>>342239530
I can't figure why they wouldn't even have romance in it
I guess they didn't trust themselves to write anything like that when they were obviously struggling just with normal conversations
>>342239618
You can't read them (besides the 0.001% of titles dripfed to you by moogy), how the fuck would you know anything about whether they're good or bad?
>>342239618
>posts japanese dog
Fuck off you retarded shitweeb
If you think this game is Japanese then fuck off to >>>/jp/ this isn't videogames.
>>342239618
Yeah I bet games that try to be like them are so much better.
>>342239589
What drink cheers her up?
>>342239618
>filename
Momiji is a wolf.
>>342239589
>765
>DFC-72
Something tells me the dev is an Idolm@aster fan.
DAILY REMINDERANNA IS LENORE! ALMA IS ALICE_RABBIT! STELLA IS BEST GIRL!
>>342239738
A wolf is a type of dog you shit
>>342239220
Tannins are great. I'm slightly biased because our wine has a lot of it, but still.
>>342239730
Happy ones.
>>342239171
retarded newfag shills and maybe the burritonigger devs who made this "game"
>mfw we get to have some info about the character's boob size
It's like the devs wanted the fanbase to exploit this
>>342239749
No kidding.Yuri R34 of these two where
>>342239827
devs want it to be the new undertale so bad
>all these people defending memes
And summer is not real they say
>>342239409
summers starting up anon
>>342239806
B-but they're poor Venezuelans who deserve your money!
>fan patch
>removes meme content
>makes bartender male
>adds romance routes with fan-drawn Hscenes
Would you play, /v/?
>>342239409
>picture with impact font
What is this, 2007? Fuck off to wherever you came from retard, stop shilling this meme game
>>342239701
>you don't understand the language, therefore the games are superior, trust me I know!
japan makes just as much kusoge as the west.
>>342239589
>her model is based around a 13 year old
Who?
>>342239749
Obviously.
One of the characters has a forehead comparable to iori's
>>342239917
Only if you keep the bartender female
>>342239917
>makes bartender male
>doesn't want cute yuri girl bartending action
>>342239917
No.
>>342239934
What are you? Meme police or what?
