I just spent $475 on this
It is 1/4th scale
How high is my autism level right now?
https://youtu.be/kD7n7ZO94es
>>342224203
If you buy figurines for any reason, you should probably kill yourself, but this is going above and beyond.
>trading credit currency for trinket property
what the...? I thought it was 2016 not 1916.
>>342224203
Tell me it isn't a shitty plastic model
>>342224203
I hope it looks as good as you want it to.
>>342224380
Sculpted polystone with actual links of chain for his chainmail, 22 inches so it's easily worth the dosh
Only reason I got it is because I won the Sif statue and I want to have them next to each other
>>342224486
wow those will look great in your room no one else will ever be in or care about
>>342224203
Looks pretty cool desu, would but it if it was for cheaper
>>342224305
>/v/ - Video Games
>>342224203
hey thanks for the blog post!
>>342224621
But my girlfriend loves my Sif and Mirror Knight statues
>Artorias
Edgy.
>>342224203
It looks hella cool but for $475 is way too much
>>342224778
why would you buy toys you can't even play with
>$145 shipping
>customs + tax
>>342224621
Not that anon but.
>Work for a studio doing artwork.
>Own one of the Berserk Bloodied Guts statues that cost roughly $800 now.
>Have it on my desk next to a Cintiq 24HD I bought just for work cause fuck their shit equipment.
>Buy a glass case to protect it.
>People always compliment it.
>Realize people are coming by more and more to see it, look at it etc.
>Why do you have this? "it helps me concentrate and inspires me"
>Company hires a female.
>First thing she does is come over and complains.
>Its sexist and violent, promotes a unhealthy work environment.
>Have to remove it, ok, I will, faggot.
>Waiting till the end of day and she see's its still there.
>Threatens to throw it in the trash.
Women are scum.
>Get a pack of stink bombs.
>Prod a itty bitty hole in the capsule so not much smell comes out but enough.
>Drop them in her trash often.
>Drip some in her computer.
>Listen to her gag all the time with a loving smile on my face.
>>342224203
Redeem yourself by jizzing all over it
>>342225197
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500 alex
Nothing wrong with it OP.
put it in a nice place.
If i had enough money i would buy pic related.
but i can't, and they probably won't import it to where i live.
Wish I had that kind of money to waste on figures
>>342224203
>F4F
Well, you're a fucking retard.
>>342225526
That's the thing, I have the house, I have the car, I have the most amazing PC I could reasonably want, I have the consoles and I have the hot girlfriend. What else is there to spend my money on? People say vacations but I'd rather be here playing vidya desu
>statue
>>342225197
ITT: things that never happened.
>>342224203
Hey, that's pretty good.
>>342224486
>Placed in direct sunlight
artorias is literally the worst man. why couldnt they make a cool fig
>475$
>Not even by Art of War
>>342225197
That's bullshit but idon'tbelieve it
You spent money on something you enjoy, I don't see a problem with it.
>>342225197
show us your statue
>>342224486
Why is that racoon holding a sword in its mouth?
>>342224203
>1/4th scale
it's half a person tall?
>>342226109
Because you know, it wasn't just placed in front of the window for a decent photo of a dark figure
>>342226436
It's 25% of a really tall warrior
>>342226436
1/2 taller than Manly Tears
>>342224203
Well if you like the boss fight that much and got the money for, it's a nice figure.
Though the grass is a bet meh and they didn't need to make it that big. Not sure if it fit in a detolf..
hot glue when?
>>342224203
looks beaufitul nigga
>>342226559
>>342226472
Sure you did.
Make sure to take better care of your shit in the future and you should thank me for saving your shit from sundamage.
>>342225702
You're living the life anon. Next step is build connection and beware of crippling depression.
Hope for the best in your life anon.
>>342224778
waifu pillow is not a real gf m8
>>342226937
No, they're not, but she is :^)
>>342225197
>being a passive aggressive manchild
>>342224203
>>342224486
>>342224778
Where do you guys find these things?
>>342227043
trap?
>>342227253
>MB
Nope, only thing is, she's in a wheelchair (she can feel me when we have sex tho)
This was pretty much me
https://youtu.be/ZfwOu5lwIvA
>>342227253
https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/nessa11
doesnt look like a trap desu
>>342227412
>groups
>dancers
Wheelchair my ass
>>342227501
>last log in 3 years ago
>dancer
>OP claims she's a wheelchair girl
That's likely how she ended up in the wheelchair dumbshit
>>342224203
1/4th scale of what? Artorias must be 8ft or something.
>>342227576
Suck my cock nigger
>>342224203
>500 bones
Wot a fckn joke m9
>that one guy who won this life-size statue (8 feet tall) of the Faraam Knight
I had no idea there was any contest for that thing in the first place.
>>342224203
A little pricey but holy shit that's cool
>>342224203
You better be fuckin rich as shit..
>>342224203
Expensive as fuck, but hell if it's not cool as fuck too.
I approve nontheless! Praise!
>>342225816
>not buying statues of your favorite characters
Picked this up a month ago.
>>342224778
>No life sized Mirror Knight statue that can double as an actually usable mirror.
>>342225702
Anon, i too am an aspiring artist/animator.
How do I live your life and not blow my own head off in 3 years like I plan?
>>342231539
Be a project manager, make a shitty but popular game and get out as quickly as you can
I made a single game and I have enough to live on comfortably for the rest of my life.
>>342231639
Alright.
Time to make my shitty 2D BloodBorne Rip off.
No seriously, I'm full of ideas, but can't be damned due to depression and I'm in this weird state where I refuse to do small time shit, but I'm not yet good enough to do the big time stuff.
So I should just try and make all those little ideas and put them in a portfolio? Or should I focus on one big thing?
>>342224203
Something like this would only be acceptable if it was a life-sized bronze statue and you lived in a gothic mansion.
>>342231783
One big thing, my first Unity project was my first commercial titleThe Forestbut I had years of modding experience behind me
>>342231957
>The Forest
No fucking kidding?
I have your damn game.
Finish it!
Also, shit nigga, I don't have a team behind me.
I guess It'd have to build a network before I even begin with that.
And in order to build network I will need small projects that bring interest wont I?
Life is suffering.
>>342232289
I'm done programming. I got my funding, I got a decent game build out and now I just oversee production done by a bunch of outsourced devs
The networking stuff was done entirely by Indians using Forge networking middleware
>>342232487
>The networking stuff was done entirely by Indians using Forge networking middleware
No idea why that made me laugh.
Well thanks anon. I guess I just need to go on practicing and planning.
I just need to beat this crippling depression real quick.
>>342224203
Dork souls would put you at medium autism. Making a thread would put you at high autism so its safe to assume youve maxed your autism
>>342232713
We've all been there, just get working and go outside. I had just gotten out of a relationship with the most amazing girl ever and was pretty damn suicidal during the early development of my game. It'll change quickly if you see people getting excited about your work.
>>342232487
Another question.
How much time did you spend on your development of The Forest? How much were you paid and in what way?
I've never done work for money (Except that one Death Battle episode I did).
>>342233069
I'm the project lead and still am, everyone else is freelance, though I didn't take a cent (for about a year and a half) until we started making a profit by selling the game.
>f4f
uh oh
>>342233379
Oh so you're the head honcho then?
You must have already had some capital then. I'm broke bitch.
21 and no job, could be making bank off of my talent had I been motivated all these years.
>>342234036
Nope, The Forest began on a $1000 budget and I was literally taking $100 every month from my mom once that ran out.
Will it be shit?
>>342234127
Damn it anon.
You're making me realize how inadequate I am and I just can't take it.
How the hell was that 1000 even distributed?
I imagine the whole 1000 going to one modeler/programmer/animator for a months work.
>>342234719
What? No I bought a bunch of assets off the asset store and I did pretty much everything myself outside of sound design and creating the trailer.
Even if you're a jack of all trades and a master of none, you can get something out.
>>342224486
Looks like fucking garbage
>>342228296
They use this shit for prop displays in Japan
It's nothing special. They even recycled it in some DS3 store displays.
>>342231059
That shit would give me nightmares, pls no
>>342231059
>no real life Dark Souls museum with life sized bosses
>>342234831
Oh shit.
Fug.
Guess I really have no excuse.
Well anon. I'll be trying to contact you in the future (ill just try to find out who you are through The Forest dev credits), to let you know if I finally made it and am working on something. Hopefully, maybe you'd even be interested and could help out.
If not, then I guess you know what that means.
>pic related
No wonder America is so fucking poor right now. $475 on plastic shit.
>"Nice toy anon, is it your little brother's?"
>>342235672
>bloodborne section with life-sized boss statues
>Cleric Beast, Amygdala, Orphan, Rom
>>342227253
>Being this fucking desperate to validate yourself over someone else.
>>342227043
She's cute man.
>>342224203
what a terrible video. he could've zoomed down and lowered the camera to actually see stuff besides the top of the thing's head. fucking pretentious and stupid.
