VA-11 Hall-A
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The game is out, so let's discuss it.
Obligatory OST link: https://garoad.bandcamp.com/album/va-11-hall-a-second-round
Also devs, release the full image already.
>>342220693
Shut up.
Does the game give options on what drinks to give people? I dont like the idea of having to scroll through 120 drinks and they all affect the endings in some unseen way.
Let's discuss MEMES, why is it ok when 4chan does it?
How do you get to play the "Game"? (the one mentioned in the achievements).
Do I have to buy a specific decoration or is it just an app you unlock later on?
post waifus
>>342220845
Because you're talking to 4chan. Much like how a lot of people thought guacamelee's memes were funny in reddit.
Personally I feel that it's incredibly hypocritical... Not to mention LITERALLY the only reason people like this game is because of the waifus
>>342220845
It's not okay, it's cringy as fuck.
>>342220845
>realistic depiction of autistic imageboards
>memes
Ok
>>342220845
SLUUUUUUUUUUUT
KICKASS TORRENT WHEN?
>>342220925
I like it not because of the waifus however.
>>342220887
I want to like this game, but the constant advertising is souring me on it.
>>342220973
this senpai
>>342220935
If you don't want 4chan, you dont need to read it.
>>342221060
Do you see literally every thread on 4chan as "advertising"
>>342220973
Denuvo says hi
>>342221075
when my good man
WHEN
I'm not gonna spend money on this shit
>>342220841
A lot of times theyas for something vauge, and you can choose how drunk they get.
>>342220954
How about this one then?
>>342221097
There have been threads made by the same guy going non-stop for days now in the run-up to release.
Even if it's just one really enthusiastic guy (I'm dubious), they're being really obnoxious about it.
>>342221035
Katawa Shoujo, Undertale, Overwatch, and many other games that anon can't get over posting all day gives me the same feelings.
>>342221115
There were multiple DL links last thread, retard.
>devs jewing fellow latin american friends
The standard price for a $15 game should be $149.99 MXN. Also, not even a 10% discount?
You can get fucked, faggots. Will torrrent or wait until it's in the $1 humble bundle :^)
>>342221201
It doesn't matter how many times you tell them, they will keep asking for it regardless.
Just ignore them.
>>342221098
It has denuvo?
shit
dream's dead
>>342221178
I've made a few of them too so there's at least two of us at it.
I'm just hype for the game desu, it looks comfy and the waifus are cute.also the threads are the closest thing I've seen to cyberpunkgen on here in years ;_;
Am I the only one with no sound whatsoever?
>>342221146
Im still stuck at the "Give me a 17", even after hearing what the fuck he meant it makes zero sense.
Please tell me someone here figured it out
>>342221246
Why did that turn me on?
>>342220693
Anyone have a full download for the soundtrack? I'm not shelling out money for that and the game.
>>342221246
You know she was secretly hoping for it
>>342221230
Ah, I forgot to attach the image.
I wonder if the devs will regret including 4chan humour when the game inevitably gets ignored or panned by critics for it
>>342221178
Yeah and Uchikoshi has been shilling Zero Time Dilemma on /v/ for the past month as well.Fucking retard.
>>342221334
Try not living in a shithole next time :^)
>>342221098
Is this actually true
>>342221246
>>342221361
get fucked pirate-kun
>>342221352
>panned by critics for it
>>342221297
Because biologically as a male it should.
Why do people shill their games on /v/?
Do we even buy games?
Name me a single game released in past year that didn't have memes in it. Protip: you literally can't.
>>342221146
If they ask for something specific, you have to give them exactly that? And if not, you give anything that fits the request?
This system is interesting but really confusing.
>>342221420
Next Undertale confirmed
Brace for normalfags and a backlash of incessant shitposting.
>>342221357
I mean I COULD afford it, but this shit is not ok. I am entitled to cheap videogames.
Guys I have a very important question
In the page it says if you pre-order you get the prologue, right? Well the game's out so I can't pre-order, if I buy the game from steam do I still get the prologue?
Googlinge va-11 hall-a prologue doesn't give me much. Any help?
>>342221420
>an irrelevant shit hole not even counted by metacritic
lmao
>>342221274
There are Cyberpunk threads all the shockin' time, man.
>>341981242
>>342221496
Devs stated they will later include the prologue with the steam version by default, but you need to wait for it.
>>342221451
Yes because some of us can afford to
Dank maymay
>>342221230
>or wait until it's in the $1 humble bundle :^)
Kinda late for that son
>>342221420
>trying to legitimise video games as art
I wish this would stop already.
What happens if I dont buy Jill the shit she asks for every day?
>>342221512
Nah I mean the old cyberpunk general that ran from like mid 2009 to early 11.
They were some of the comfiest threads on /v/ in the period, and the new ones are kinda shit in comparison.
>>342221496
buy it on itchio, you get all the downloads and a steam key
>>342221563It truly felt like I was on /v/
>>342221493
>Only saving 700 pesos for the sale
>saving money on steam instead of buying from nuuvem
Do you even Mexico fag?
>>342221496
If you weren't an Undernigger I'd have uploaded the prologue for you, but you had to go ahead and post that dirty meme in my comfy waifu bartender thread.
looks boring
>>342221572
$1 for 1 shitty game you didn't know if it was coming out? Get the fuck out of here LMAO. Call me when it's bundled with 5 AAA games and several discount coupons. Only then will I bite.
>>342221267
>>342221361
Why do you think there are no torrents?
>>342221635
It really does
Why the fuck doesn't this have steam cards and icons and backgrounds
1) Are there tiddies?
2) Can I fug the grils?
Is "Fore" the cat?
>a super-sonic drone
Bullshit, it was totally fireworks.
>>342221498
Once one of them does it they might all start doing it. That's how Gone Home blew up, the dev's buddies gave it a 10 and the rest fell in line
>see game has waifus
>looks promising
>no romance
Fuck
>>342221649
I saved these for the sale :^)
>dev forgot to fix the scanlines
wat king of genre is this? first time playing this kind of shit and it's all just reading boring dialog that i would skip over if it was in a triple A game.
>>342221686
>Implying I'm not going to make money with the cards regardless of the quality of the game
Your jew fu is weak as fuck
>>342221748
>steam cards,icons
who fucking cares u massive fag. Although I would enjoy some comfy backgrounds.
help
>>342221835
Welcome to the wonderful world of visual novels
>>342221748
Devs said they are working on it
>>342221869
Piano Man you scrub, didn't you bother reading the dialogue
>>342221869
How bad is your fucking memory? Piano man
Bravo Sukeban
>>342221971
Why doesnt /u/ visit anymore.
>>342221919
>>342221939
"this drink does not represent the opinions of the Bar Pianists Union or its associates."
Does not seem like "(a) drink in honor of a good friend"
>>342222023
They talk about it one day earlier.
>>342221472
>implying
Normalfags can't sit down to read and enjoy the atmosphere and are more akin to this >>342221835 type of mouthbreather
I'd be very surprised if it garnered any attention from normalfags. Still, gonna hold off on buying it until they include the prologue
>>342222023
A character earlier tells you about the history behind Piano Man, unless that's a dialogue hidden behind some requirement.
>>342221971
>the slut shirt
>>342222023
You fucking idiot, the characters had a conversation about it
So this just came out? How comfy is it? Pixel art, waifus and nice music seems good but what about gameplay?
>>342222082
I don't know, a good chunk of normalfags love walking sims and hate any kind of skill based gameplay
>Playing it
>Newspaper guy asks for his drink
>Get through until Dec 15
>Turn off monitor because gunshots, wait a few minutes
>Shit calms down and I start playing again
>More gunshots
>Start playing
>OH JUST GIVE ME THE USUAL
WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS USUAL?
>game is full of cringy memes
>boring as fuck
>only redeeming quality is the music
Into the trash
>>342222156
It's comfy as shit desu.
> but what about gameplay?Hope you like reading
>>342220887
She's cute for a roboslut
>>342221562
I wouldn't buy a game just because I have money, that's just wasteful.
>>342222205
A beer you baka. A big one.
>>342222230
So its more like vn? What about Bartender aspect?
>>342220845
It's a depiction of reality. You're in super denial if you don't believe this is how it is. You decide if it's funny or not.
>wasting money on this when you could have pre-ordered muvluv
>>342222353
Muvluv has the shittiest art style for a VN
>>342222353
I've already played Muvluv and that fucking horrible shit doesnt deserve any fucking money from anyone.
I didnt even get the game in OP, just telling you shitbag that Muvluv is garbage.
>>342222353
>buying vns that have been out for years
>>342222353
>30 dollarydoos for an century-old VN with no redone spritework
Stop posting
>>342222323
Yup, the bartending mostly consists of figuring out what to serve each costumer. Supposedly different drinks gives different dialogues but I havent seen it yet I think.
>THE RETRIBUTION IS CO
I was hoping for some dank meme, not this.
>>342222353
>muvluv
Yeah, what a fucking shitshow that was.
>>342221201
>Downloaded
>The game opens steam page
Well fuck.
>>342222353
>pre-ordering Muv luv
>pre-ordering VNs that are already translated
>>342222498
You can do it the very first day, the game hint what kind of drink the guy from the clickbait site wants before he complains about it and the MC mention and alternative drink for the guy with the dead daughter
I'm going to kill myself.
>>342222323
Bartending is done like this. Sometimes they'll just ask for a flavor or type. I've not tried messing with the amount of alcohol to get them drunk yet.
>>342222353
>Being so retarded you PREORDER a fucking ten years old VN
I can understand the people who used the kickstarter for the physical stuff those were amazing rewards
>>342220973
>>342221075
>>342221115
>>342221098
>>342221267
>>342221707
>>342221361
>>342221414
There's download link in the thread before. It's still there.
That desperate denuvofags though.
>>342221420
Are you fucking kidding me with this?
Of all the games that I've played since coming to /v/ so many years ago, this is the only game that strikes me as "comfy"
The artstyle is so inconsistent wtf. The color palette is all over the place, just like the character design. There is also inconsistency in quality.
Glad I pirated this half-assed shit.
>>342221420
That looks super fake.
>>342221848
lol there are no cards
What the fuck is "17"
>>342223102
Devs confirmed they are adding them
>>342222891
>thread before
if only i had a link or the thread was alive
>>342222598
>>342222891
>No DRM they said
>>342223108
Don't talk to me or my ex-girlfriend's sister ever again
>>342222729
Looks nice, just one more thing before I buy it, how hard is it? I don't want anything to stressful fight now.
>>342222891
thread's archived my man, care to post the link?
>>342223108
FUCKING LESBUYOANT
PLEASE TELL ME WE CAN AT LEAST SEE SOME 90S ANIME TIDDIESI'm playing this right now, and I'm fucking up, the bald nigger throw fucking chairs at me.
>>342223236
>>342223176
>>342223179
Do mediafire okay with you?
>>342223346
long as it's not dolphin porn, yeah
>>342221420
>work of art
>>342223231
>I don't want anything to stressful fight now.
Yeah, looks like you're having trouble wrestling with your keyboard already
>>342223346
If you dolphin proof it, sure.
>>342223231
Hardest part has been choosing the jukebox playlist. So many good songs.
>>342223368
>>342223390
Fuck it, I lost the mediafire link. Have the Mega instead.
https://mega.nz/#!ohFzCayb!mLrrD4JaWIZnSF758kG_dxdSaM-tz6nmpo8DwsOUEtQSorry dolphinfag, dolphin porn in another link, not this one.
>>342223375
why not?
>>342223131
Never mind, got it right on the first try. Just mix anything with optional karmotrine and get it up to 17 parts. Pretty much the same thing as getting Streaming-chan drunk. Might as well put this here in case anyone else gets confused.
>>342223628
Holy fuck thanks
>>342223462
I swear on shampoo if this isn't dolphin porn
>>342222470
>he doesn't know
Muv-Luv exist only for MLA
>>342223903
READ THE FUCKING SPOILER FAGGIT
I got 60$ in my wallet but still feel like 15$ is too much for this. Probably just because it seems like it's just waifus. And I guess the summer sales soon. It is just waifus isn't it?
>>342223958
Maybe he didn't wanna be spoiled
>>342224020
>15$
>money
>2016
>>342222353
What do people even see in MuvLuv?
>>342224098
>muh love
>>342223916
I wish I didnt fucking know. Alternative isnt any fucking better, somehow its even worse, if that was fucking possible.
>>342224082
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SPOILED IN THIS GAYME, PAL
>>342224098
It has their first "dramatic" deaths in a fiction so people cling to it desperately.
I don't get it, is the actual game out or only the prologue??
>>342224147
Looks like shitposting. Explain why MLA is worse?
>>342224140
There's no shortage of that in VNs.
>>342224202
Ah yes, first. That's probably it.
>>342224213
The actual game. It's All Happening
>>342223462
If this is true, then I am extrmeely grateful.if it's dolphin porn or malware, fuck you
Harder than Dark Souls
>>342224218
Well okay, its not worse. The entire fucking thing is a horrible fucking shitshow, be it shitty harem hijinks or alien murder porn.
>>342224339
>le Dark Souls is hard meme
fuck off reddit
>>342223462
>>342224330
>it's real
Gentleman and a scholar.
KAV said it's pure. Need more checks
Happ33##n0T++''-b$rthd¬y11
>>342223462
It's actually the game
Even ran it trough a couple analyzers to make sure
purely legit, thanks man, you're really something else
pic entirely related
>>342223462
If it's legit then you are a good anon, anon.
>>342224392
But DS is hard.
>>342224172
How am I supposed to know that? I'm too busy downloading all these megafiles so I can fap before I playAlso you better be careful mother fucker ill take you to my rape cave
>>342224404
>last thread anons used the same link and conformed its safe
>this dumb nigger is doing KAV scans
>>342221174
>playing without scanlines
>>342221420
>Literally-who website.
Yeah who cares.
>>342223462
>It's useless without a crack
REPOSTAN
Prologue OST in FLAC
I fucking paid for this just so I could upload it for you fuckers. Enjoy.
https://mega.nz/#!nRZzSajK!VRo6ptcqw822vP7S-CX0Ucz5WKd_KaRR-LrKQGab38w
>>342224568
Can I come?
>>342224594
>conformed its safe
I don't believe /v/ kids. Especially /v/ kids
>>342224673
No crack needed m8, come on denuvofags step it up.
Is this the equivalent of a tumblr-core game but 4chan flavored?
the DNA of the soul
>Seventeen
What kind of fucking drink is this?
>>342224741
I literally never got a fake from /v/ and if it was fake, it wasn't virus it was just meme packed zip or dolphin porn
>>342224673
dev on suicidewatch right here
>>342224779
A guy in the discord chat described it as Undertale but with 4chan pandering instead of tumblr pandering.
So yeah, probably.
>>342224749
But the game just opens the steam page?
>>342224727
It's been on what.cd for nearly a year you dumb fuck face
Reminder:
Leviticus 18:22, "You shall not lie with an android as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."1
Leviticus 20:13, "If there is a man who lies with an android as those who lie with a woman, he has committed a detestable act; he shall surely be put to death. His bloodguiltness is upon him."
1 Corinthians 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor robosexuals, nor homosexuals, 10 nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
Romans 1:26-28, "For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward androids, men with androids committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper."
>>342224795
oversaturated memes
What's the /v/erdict of this game? How long is it anyway, I don't want to spend 15 bucks for 3 hour vn action.
>>342224840
No it doesn't? You're a fucking idiot? I downloaded it and it works fine? Here's proof of it working??? Hang yourself?
>>342224849
>what.cd
You mean MUH SEKRIT CLUB which requires a fucking interview to join?
I'd rather buy it to be honest.
>>342224738
I'm not sure if you can rape the willinglets find out
>>342224932
Yes it does, you wanker.
>People unironically trying to deter piratesFOR FREE
>>342224992
>being a dildo
>>342224992
Looks like you have to buy it then. Works fine on my machine :^)
and the mac version?
>>342220957
AAAAADAAAM
I'm literally retarded.
How do you make a big beer?
>TO MAKE A BIG DRINK JUST x2 EVERYTHING IN THE RECIPE
>double the recipe
>mix
>get some glitch martini piece of shit every time
>>342225215
Thats literally it. Add double ingredients of everything. If it doesnt register, you fucked up somewhere.
>>342225215
Mix or blend? Aged? On the rocks? That's all important.
Silly piratefags, pirating is only acceptable when it's from some shitty publisher like Ubisoft or 2K.
Probably pick it up soon. Who knows, it might even get one or two currency units knocked off it in the Summer Sale.
I want shills to leave. or at least go to /vg/, you kept these threads up for one week or something.
Fuck off already with your shitty meme VN
>>342225301
>short
>no replay value
nah
>>342225301
You can pirate to try, and always buy if you like it.
Memes
Also stop pirating you fucks, support your own
>I just pirate to try
There's a demo
I just want Sei to feel better, she had a hard life ;_;
>>342225283
>>342225291
He just says "GIVE ME A BIG BEER", he didnt' specified mixed, blended, aged or on the rocks.
Do you double them all at once or go through the steps twice?
>>342225301
I'll play it for like an hour and if I like it I'll buy it, otherwise meh.
>>342225408
Link the demo fart knocker
>>342225432
You're not accidentally blending drinks, are you?
>Do you double them all at once or go through the steps twice?
You can do either
>>342224825
>doesn't remember DON'T PANIC
>>342225432
the recipe will say shit like mixed, on the rocks, and aged you nerd
>>342220693
What is the gameplay like in this game?
>>342225363
>>342225370
Fair enough, I'd say wait for a sale then. If you're that desperate to play it day one, it's clearly something you're interested in, so I don't get the logic.
>>342225451
>demo
https://kiririn51.itch.io/valhalla-bar
it's actually more than a demo, it's a story-relevant prologue to the main game
>>342225418
Give her a bad touch.
>>342220693
>first day
>FLAWLESS
>even managed to sell a double beer to Whats-his-face-Augmented-Eye-owner
Yes, come cyberpunk future so I can dazzle with my bartending skills
>>342225301
>devs already mad
Called it, now fuck off
should i
>>342225562
No, I like her too much and she's been through so much.
>>342224916
Boring. Pirate it or wait for a good sale.
>>342225553
Alright thanks
>>342225408
mad dev detected, I pirate all games that try to pander by adding shitty memes to the game
>>342225547
Someone just posted the game in the thread and I thought what the hell I'll give a shot. It's not about being desperate, someone else did all the work for me.
>>342220925
Fuck you, nigger, I like mixing perfect drinks
>>342225162
>>342225179
>Working torrent was just faggots being faggots.
>>342224803
>>342224803
I've tried literally every drink. At this point I'm assuming it's a no-win situation, or it's some fuckin variant or a big size or some fucking thing.
I hate this fucker, but I don't want to lose the perfect bonus.
>>342225563
Come anon. We know you can't save no one with you're bartending skills.
Not Dorthory. Not Sei. Not even Dana.
You're just a mixotologist in one hell one out of millions.
>>342225648
friend I really dont know, like I dont know what I would give her in place of it either
>>342223462
>its real
bless you anon
Friendly reminder to pirate this "game".
The devs and their shills have been shilling this shitty meme VN for years on here and basically 24/7 this past week
>>342223462 mediafire link
>>342225648
No you fool.
This game has the most authentic 4chan experience in video games. I don't even cringe at forced memes.
>>342224727
Wow, thanks anon
>>342225810
i gave her it, no repercussions so far
stand by though
I'm gonna pirate this, finish it, and then buy it full price later on when I actually have money.
>>342225850
im cringing at you
>>342225783
Nothing fucking works?
You tried the Rum or Tea?
>>342225810
idk, try giving her something sweet
How long it is?
>>342225832
kek
>>342223462
Good.
WOW
>89 IPs
>240 posts
geez, I wonder who is behind this thread
Two questions.
1) Can you make any drink super alcoholic by jamming it full of Karmotrine, or is that only drinks that say Karmotrine is optional?
2) Can you add more Karmotrine to big drinks that have less than 20 total, or are all big drinks full?
>>342225798
Shut up! SHUT UP!
I can do it! I know I can!
That aside, how much dosh did you fucks make on your first day? I'm wondering if my 2k is shit or not.
It just like my american image board.
>>342226054
HAHA REMEMBER THE BASEBALLMAN MEME?
>>342225916
I tried the rum. No go.
The fedora is the second request, but that doesn't work for the 17. Maybe I missed something.
>>342226060
>three posts per ip
gee whiz you're retarded
>>342226071
1800 on my first.
>>342226060
>stop discussing game!
So this is a visual novel filled with memes, some decent visuals and nice music.
I'll buy it when it's 5$.
>>342226071
Stop pretending this is a game. It's a VN.
You either : Make the best possible drinks for the most money (doubling the drink, giving them a better drink than what they wanted, etc) and get bigmoney
or
Give them literally what the game tells you and still make money but not the big money
There's no "OH WOW, THIS GUY CLICKS LIKE A PRO AND GOT THE SUPER MONEY SECRET"
>>342226190
or get it for free, there is a link in this thread
>>342226054
Haha Bazinga am I right?
