Medallion's humming. Witcherbreadgotta be.
>>342220614
why are you making witcher threads no stop today?
DLC didin't sell or something?
>>342220703
listen man i get paid to do this shit from 6 to 6. its a living.
>>342221119
>>342221119
kek
ok then
>tfw the cool looking sword is a million times worse then the generic witcher gear sword
I liked the emmentaler.
Hey Todd. It's Jim from across the hall.
Hey man Sam wants those memos on his desk at 9 am sharp when he comes in tomorrow morning. Make sure you get them done, you know how he gets.
>>342221119
not gonna stay between a man and his chosen way to make money
carry on, Sir
>>342221119
>>342221119
Are you guys hiring? I'd love to get paid to shitpost witcher threads all day
>>342221482
>>342221482
fuck off jim i actually work for a living
So why is this game so loved exactly? I have fun with it but it's like a combo of divinity, dragon's dogma, and asscreed without any of the unique or fun qualities those games had. Not trying to be a dick, just genuinely curious as I'm still playing it.
>>342221694
>asscreed
>unique or fun qualities
Your b8 was pretty good up until that point. Polish it up a bit more next time.
>>342221620
no they pay me to shill bethesda games too
>>342221694
well written quests
believable characters
decent combat on harder difficulties
really good ost
wealth of content
i guess. The one bad thing about it is the responsiveness of controls, Geralt controls like a retard and his horse is even worse.
>>342221792
>asscreed 2 and black flag don't have unique or fun qualities
Just because you have shit taste doesn't mean I'm b8ing. Feel free to answer my question.
>>342221921
Look, it's a Ubishill critiquing someone elses taste.
>>342222049
You're helpless.
>>342221917
Thanks.
>>342222049
>>342222049
we do that too
>make a bunch of cash from side quests
>"fuck yes I'm rich"
>find out about the corvo bianco vineyard
>end up spending all my money on upgrades
>tfw poor again
Is there no money glitch in this game yet ?
>>342220614
patch came out today
can finally finish exploring toussaint after the night of the fang bug kept stopping me from leaving a certain distance from beuclair.
waiting for it to download
>>342223018
it came out today for consoles...
>>342222756
Just loot weapons/armor from killed enemies, there are smiths in Novigrad that pay top coin for even the shabbiest shit.
I was swimming in money at all times.
>>342222756
>money glitch
money glitch, git gud faggot
I made 50k legit from base game, spent 20 on the runewright, made it back by the end of HoS. same with BaW after upgrading corvo blanco and getting grandmaster griffin armor. aim up to 65k and haven't even explored all of toussaint.
just loot everything and sell it to the right people.
near every trader in BaW has about 10k to deal with and all the armor you find around makes big bux.
problem with it is having anything to spend it on.
>>342222756
>think I'm swimming in money
>the fantasy muslim runewright asks for upgrades
both fantasy muslim and fantasy jew
>>342223078
yeah. is it not on PC?
I got the game free with my PS4 wouldn't have ever played it otherwise, glad I did it's a top game
>>342223286
I had about 60k when I did that quest. Still jewish as fuck
>>342221917
Switch to alt controls already jesus.
Also horse is most realistic horse in vidya.
Completely retarded, will randomly stop and won't listen.
Is there a more GOAT sword than Iris?
>>342221818
lies
Btw post your favourite song from the trilogy
>>342223018
What patch? just downloaded 1.22 yesterday
>>342223532
yea, aerondight
get it in BaW it levels up with you.
every 10 hits without being hit yourself gives 10% extra damage per hit then uneashes a blast and levels up the weapon. literally GOAT sword, no need for any other.
you can use it all through NG+ tooit's a silver sword too
>>342223532
Random loot from 4 levels later.
>>342223689
yea 1.22 might have been last night then idk, when I woke up today it was trying to DL but my PS4 is full.
>>342220614
GOAT combat theme coming through:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpvSXPmS4dY
>there are people that didn't wear the Manticore armor
Scum
>>342223549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpvSXPmS4dY
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ccpv3mz4HI
Can't decide. 90% of the soundtrack spanning W3 and the expansions are just fucking god tier. You could make a Top 100 list of the best video games songs and the sound track from just the full W3 game would take like 40 places alone.
>>342224684
>he didn't wear Griffin with the piercing cold mutation
lmao
>>342224819
Good taste anon. Have you played witcher 1?the soudtrack is so fucking /comfy/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9es3gtxHMU
>>342224684
>>342224871
>wearing mutant shit
>not armor from our glorious leader and overlord Emhyr var Emreis, Deithwen Addan yn Carn aep Morvudd
Northling scum
>>342224871
>used to be igni main and all buffs on the armour
>get piercing cold mutagen
>now I'm aard main
Is there somewhere you can see every armor dyed every color? It would be really useful.
Preferably black Manticore gear
>>342225080
>Witcher wearing heavy plate
DELETE THIS
>>342223214
>cheatiing is fun !
>>342225085
Same. 1/4 chance to insta kill someone was too good.
>>342225227
You can get four of those siege weapons?! I only have two.
>>342220614
Does installing the new add on add the new stuff to the base game? I talk about the UI and gwent.
>>342225227
>Scorch
>>342225346
The UI yeah, but mutations and runewright are from quests in their respective areas.
>>342225346
No, the new Skellige gwent deck only comes into play when you go to ToussaintIt's a shit deck
>>342225414
Does it break a lot of mods?
Currently playing HoS expansion and that whole wedding event was very bittersweet. Poor Geralt.
>>342225332
Good god...
>>342225390
The AI will play scorch as soon as there are two on the field
>>342224063
My fav too
>>342224684
About to go get it
>>342225430
Casual faggot detected, Skellige deck rapes.
Is it just me or is this a blatant reference to Fawlty Towers?
>>342225332
That must be a mod or something, right? No way you can have that many.
>>342225598
ya think?
>>342225618
there was an exploit that allowed you to keep winning that card
>>342225182
also a lot of enemies in toussaint have aard weakness, it is slightly OP but I have played it twice, on death march and am about level 55. might as well wreck everything
next time I play the game from beginning I am gonna build an alchemy char instead. both times I have completed it I have been a sign char but alchemy has some great potential, especially with the superior potions extra abilities
>>342225598
Not as bad as the handkerchief being monogramed "DLC"
>>342225597
Northern Realms is the undisputed GOAT
>>342225332
>opponent plays scorch
>>342225779
AI will play scorch way before all catapults are on the field
>>342220703
>woah stop talking about video games I don't like
>>342222756
Have they fixed the sea shells?
I dont get the Witcher 3
I loved the first game, second game was great. I read all the books preparing for W3 and I just found the game boring as fuck.
I booted it up today and its just as bad as I remembered. After playing DarkSoul3 the way Geralt handles is just unforgivable. It is so hard do do the simplest shit because of how wonky it is.
>>342225472
What was bittersweet about it?
The only person I felt sorry for was Shani.
She wasnted Geraldo's dig so bad..
>>342226651
what are those?
afaik the only easy way to get money was by selling bolts, and they patched that out
>>342222756
Not sure if they fixed it in the latest patch but you can do a trick where you sell all your shit to the smith in White Orchard and then kill him over and over and over with bees then loot all the corpses to get back everything you gave him + cash multiple times over.
op here
was serious when i said im paid to do this shit. kind of expected more questions on how its done so i prepped answers on how, when, and where this paid shilling happens
>>342226859
Good thing the writers literally force her on you.
>>342227136
they do?
i rejected her
>>342227374
>the whole wedding is a setup to get you to fug her
>Vlodimir tells you time and again to fug her
>sidequest titled "PLOUGH SHANI" pops up
>she literally says she wants your dick
>the devil himself comes up to you and says that you should fuck her
>>342227482
You can still be a total and absolute faggot and don't plough her.
>>342227482
Don't be a sheep, anon, make your own choices.
>>342227482
and by that time Geralt already went steady withTrissand decided it's not worth throwing that away for another romp with Shani
>>342225472
finished HoS yesterday, last two main quests are some of the greatest ever
>>342227985Best taste.
>>342227985
>mfw my friend was tell me about how he shagged triss and yen
Can't wait for him to get to the end.
higher vampires meat monster
>>342227482
Based CDPR
medallions humming
>>342228183
probably best ending though with BaW though.ciri visting the vineyard and tells geralt that she wants to settle down there
>>342228765
fucking bullshit that I got only some cunt sitting on the chair all day instead of Ciri. I don't get why CDPR didn't just make it so that you get Ciri AND Yen/Triss or just Ciri, if you didn't romance anybody.
>>342228765
wow that's neat
>>342228951
>can't even fuck triss in front of the entire vineyard to establish dominance.
>don't actually get to fuck any french chick
WHY
FRENCH CHICKS ARE BEST
>>342228951
yea, I get that they wanted to get some kind of closure on every ending but it does feel really shitty that people that got Yen didn't get Ciri too.
>>342228951
Ciri just sits under the tree all day and doesn't do anything else.
It would be so much better if you could go on hunts with her.
>>342228765
>Geralt is made to kick his sorceress habit
>Goes on to be a rad dad with his daughterfu in the Toussaint countryside
Dam
>>342229658
imagine fags like Guillaume constantly hitting on your daughteru
the horror
Still in Velen, I'm so fucking overwhelmed
There are so many shitty little side quests and ??? on my map, and none of the loot I get from doing any of it is any good, and I get almost no exp from any of it, but I still want to do it
But there's so much, fucking christ
>>342230228
Pro tip: Turn off POIs from the hud config menu. Makes the game 100x better.
>tfw no big Ofieri cock to please me since Olgierd locked me up in this house
You'll choke to death, on three pounds of steel
>>342230750
i thought swords were heavier 2bh
>>342231220
it's Novigrad pounds (~~1,071 kg)
>>342225597
True. It stacks boats. Don't fall for the mushroom meme
>>342229050
Syanna doesn't count?
>>342225390
dont worryhe still has 16 of them
>>342231220
Swords are generally pretty light. A battle axe would be like 6 lbs.
>not wearing Based Hen Gaidth armor forFREEheals
>>342224063
>put 10 hours into B&W waiting to hear that cool music from that clip
>finally have an intense fight last longer than a minute
felt so fucking good
Do alchemy builds exist where it doesn't make Geralt look like Black McVeins
I told Triss I loved her before she got on the ship in Novigrad, I did make a save beforehand though and have since done the quest where you put on the play, saved Dandelion and made it to Skellige and done a couple quests there. After meeting Yen outside of the opening of the game I think I may have made the wrong choice. Is it worth going back about 4 hours to choose Yen? or does Triss get better?
>>342225132
It's like you didn't even read his post.
>>342233040
I like that look
He always looks like that for me since I always have 2 decoctions running
>>342233040
just drink some white honey when you're out of combat
Ciri is cute! CUTE!
>mfw the ride is over
>>342234541
I know you guys don't care but I got an achievement for all cards yesterday
>>342234541
>mfw doing the fairy tales mission running around in the wonderland
oh sweet jesus and now I know we'll never get an expansion where you do Witcher work in Grimm tales and other fairy tales
>>342228049
HoS might be my favorite storyline in any rpg. The characters and the writing are so fucking good.
![CXxzAep[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XIXf3JM.png "CXxzAep[1].png")
>>342234541
Neveeerrr
>>342234541
oh well nothing can last forever
