You weren't thinking about pirating Skyrim Remastered, were you anon?
No Todd, because you're giving it to me for free anyway
You wouldn't download a game, would you? Stick to console discs like a good member of society.
Considering your shit game is worthless, obviously not
I don't play bad video games. Your game is safe Todd
Why would I play that piece of shit, Officer?
Why would I need to when I modded my pirated copy of the original?
No, I really wasn't.
>toddposters
>it's another Toddposting/shill thread
Of course not officer! Why would I pirate such a masterpiece of electronic entertainment? Everyone should pre-order it!
>>342213169
I would never do such a thing as I respect all games especially those made by bethesda. Now if you would all just BUY Skyrim Remastered I believe our lor-friend Todd Howard would start working on the next entry in the great Elder Scrolls Series. Goodbye fellow gamers!
How can Todd and Skyrim even compete?
>>342213318
>>342212773
its free for PC players noob
just have to own Skyrim and that can be found cheaply
>>342213403
DELETE THIS
>>342213170
Maybe if you just bought his game these threads would stop.
I'm gonna pirate your stupid fucking game Todd, FUCK YOU FAAAAAGOOOTTTT
>>342213404
>liking a shit tier meme show
Who in the world will play this shit except for Le Epic Sex Mod dwellers
>>342213815
REAL GAMERS WHO CAN FUCKING UNDERSTAND A GOOD STORY AND GREAT GAMEPLAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>342213798
Wouldn't dream of it officer.
You couldn't pay me to play that game.
>>342214038
Todd, buddy, stop it, think about your heart
>>342213815
I have like 300 hours just fucking around with settlements. I guess I bought a $60 settlement building game and I think I'm okay with that.
>>342212773
Well I am now
But Todd, why would I need it when I already have the original version? It's not like I care that much about graphics.
If you want a good Todd thread you need to post original stuff. I just see a bunch of 4chan filenames.
Come on. If you like the meme so much that create content for it. I believe in you, anons.
Definitely not. I didn't even like the regular one.
Why would I? I'm getting it for absolutely no charge.
I don't even want it. The idea of playing skyrim again doesn't entice me in the slightest amount.
Post some rare Todds
Of course not, I pirated the legendary edition and this new one will probably break all my mods
>>342212773
Actually, no. I don't even want to play this shit.
>>342214814
>>342212773
Buy the game or else you infidel scum
Why would I pirate a game you're giving me for free, Todd?
Is it wrong that I love Todd threads and I don't even like Bethesda games?
Friendly reminder Todd once pirated games too.
>>342215528
The only people who hate Todd threads are people who hate themselves.
>>342212773
Of course I am you dumb faggot.
> Expect sweet little lies
> Got fuck all
Think he'll whisper to me at Quakecon?
>>342212773
Why the fuck would I pirate something I can get for free?
Teacher, teacher, anon is pirating Skyrim Remastered
>>342214814
When will this shit end?
If everyone here does not pre-order Skyrim Remastered Edition right now, I'm going to blow this thread sky high.
>>342216060
Can I cancel the preorder right away?
>>342216060
Pull the pin Todd, you fucking coward
you won't
>>342212773
>can't get it for free because i pirated dragonborn and housefire
fugg
>>342212773
but Todd I think of pirating every game
>>342215943
Police Officer Nodd Toward here, i'll arrest this man.
Don't do drugs, and remember to preorder Todd's games, okay kids?
GUYS I'M FUCKING SERIOUS, I WILL KILL US ALL! I'M NOT LYING THIS TIME!
>>342216060
Do it
>>342216104
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>342212773
Nah, I don't want that game.
>>342216284
That's ok, I'm not mad.I'M FUCKING FURIOUS! I AM OUT OUT FOR YOUR BLOOD!
>>342216202
>Nodd Toward
>>342216060
You don't have enough points in Explosives to make that grenade potent, Todd.
>>342214273
Don't worry about his heart, anon. It can take it and it doesn't even work that hard given his short stature.
Guys, Todd is asleep. Don't wake him up
>>342216489
>being that short
>being under the average world height of 6'0"
>>342216463
JOKES ON YOU! I REMOVED THAT SKILL!
>>342216554SOMEONE'S TRYING TO PIRATE YOUR GAMES.
>>342216595
So you're saying you have zero points in Explosives?
Now I'm even less threatened by you.
>he posts advermemes for a game that will be free
>on a filipino basket weaving board
>>342216595
I REMOVED ALL THE SKILLS...
>>342215741
I don't think so but I did see him at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>342216595
>>342216692
Oh shit he's right.
>>342216421
:^) It's not like i'm pirating it, i'm just not playing it.I never played a single Bethesda game in my life
>>342216127
Just get them on sale for like $2.
>>342212773
But Todd, it's not piracy if you're giving it to me for free.
By the way, how's development on the next Elder Scrolls game going?
>>342216489
It's free on Steam anyways, m8
>>342216751
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR?
Ofcourse not, Todd.
I'm just going to download a copy and test it permanently before never buying it.
Ofcourse not, Todd.
I'm just going to download a copy and test it permanently before never buying it.
Who is you favorite game Reviewer /v/?
Salutations my "Jive Brothers". It is I, To-... I mean DeTodd. So you think Mr. Howard is racist? Ha! I say, Ha! No. He's a "Real Original Gangster", if you catch my drift. I would say that he's the only game developer supporting the black community. So if anything, we should buy his game to show OUR support to him! Now my fellow "Niggas", go out and be sure to acquire Skyrim: Remastered through LEGAL means. I know we sometimes are a sticky-fingered bunch, eh? With that said, farewell! I'm off to play basketball or whatever our kind does.
>>342218546
myself, after i pirate the game before buying
>>342214046
Based umaru poster
>>342212773
Why would anyone play Skyrim ever when there's Dragon's Dogma out there?
please help us
I was thinking about not bothering to play it at all.
>>342220238
Thats not how you spell the Witcher 3
>>342212773
Todd? You said I get it for free... you didn't lie did you?
>>342219128
Ok this one got me.
>>342220720
I would never lie to you, anon. Now, open the door so we can play amazing games together.
>>342220686
TW3 sucks. Terrible combat, have to play as dumbass Gayralt, can't choose a class. Overhyped garbo.
>>342220238
Skyrim is an objectively better game than Dragons Dogma.
Only thing Dragons Dogma does better is that you can climb really big animals you fight. Otherwise it's a mess and terribly designed game
>>342220830
O-ok Todd, I just got this Contraptions Workshop so I'm going to try this out. Can you show me cool stuff? H-hey what are you doi...
>>342220891
Each to their own I guess. I personally dislike Skyrims combat and the world isn't as interesting.
>>342220982
WHY ANON!!! WHY DID YOU BELIEVE HIM?!!??
>>342220604
Goddamn haha.
>>342220891
spotted the guy who's never played DD
I already bought it Todd, now fuck off.
>'_____'
>>342221557
>I have no mouth and i must shill
>>342213403
>fake tits
Shit taste.
>>342220238
why would anyone play [insert game] instead of weebshit?
>>342216060
TWO COPIES TODD I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING BUT I ALREADY OWN SKYRIM AND IT ONLY CAME OUT 5 YEARS AGO
Todd threads are so fun. I'm on the verge on buying Legendary edition for mods and free remaster or 50 loot boxes for overwatch.
>>342222272
you know what best, champ
>>342217205
Will Tippy Toe Todd arrange a launch party for Skyrim remaster?
>>342212773
Officer, you're offering it to me for free anyway
>>342221842
Have you ever felt fake tits?
>>342212773
no officer
i wouldnt waste my bandwidth downloading this garbage ,':^)
>>342214814
>>342222413
I think I'll stick to lootboxes.
Toddposting us an enjoyable meme because it blends the line between ironic and actual shills that actually discredits both of them, resulting in just a humorous repetition in a variety of funny contexts, all depending on the Todd image that is posted.
>>342222556
>He has a capped plan
>>342214046
That's pretty grate
>>342212773
but i'm getting it for free you retard
>>342212773
No, you gave me a free update. Thanks, Todd. Based.
>>342216594
>7'0 isn't world average height
How's the weather down there?
>>342222936
I literally only have Comcast in my area and they fuck me up the ass
>>342223115
>not being 12'8 master race
Manlets please leave. The average height is 11'6.
>>342219128
Salutations my "Brothers". It is I, To-... I mean Todd Hogan. So you think Mr. Howard is WIMP? Ha!!! I say, Ha!!! No. He's an "Old School Wrestler", punk!!! I would say that he's the only game developer supporting the wrestling community!!! So if anything, we should buy his game to show OUR support to him! Now my fellow BROTHERS, go out and be sure to acquire Skyrim: Remastered through NON-VIOLENT means. I know we sometimes are a BRAWNY bunch, eh? With that said, farewell! I'm off to WRESTLE AND BULLY or whatever our kind does.
I'd rather buy another copy of Fallout New Vegas
>>342223197
>11'6
>average
Holy fucking shit. Manlets actually believe this? Honestly if you're below 18' you might as well kill yourself.
>google giant man
>pictures of Ant-Man show up
>>342216594
>the average world height of 6'0"
try 5'7''
>>342215943
I fucking lost my shit
>>342223458
That is true for Latin american and Asian countries.
>>342212773
Todd, what did you mean by this?
>>342220830
STOP THIS
>>342223658
>>342223658
He was showing his support to the gay community after what happened in Orlando.
>>342223396
18' is midget territory.
78'6" is manlet
1505'8" is average
79845' is tall
>>342212773
This is harassment! What's your badge number, I'm reporting you to your supervisor!
>>342223835
We were already too late! >>342220982
>>342218546
>angrytoddlershow
Fuck me I almost spilled my drink reading that.
>>342223921
>>342212773
Wouldn't be worth the bandwidth and I have unlimited bandwidth.
>>342222543
They feel quite nice in the b to c range
>>342223269
kek
anyone else thinks todd is cute?
not a homo but with some work he could be a really good fuckable trap
>>342212773
>>342222418
i hope so, also i want to know which other super relatable celebrities are into electronic games
>>342212773
Not even fucking worth the time to pirate
>>342224284
fuck off Todd, maybe /b/ would do it though
>>342223973
It's f4110U7 4
does todd know he's a meme
>>342224718
How can a single persian male be this sexy?
>>342224361
5'3 master race
>>342224718
>Daily dose.gif
>>342215943
>>342216202
>>342220604
LMAO
I'm fucking powerless against toddposting. No meme has ever made me laugh this consistently.
![Fallout-4-update-621303[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Lsqetxo.jpg "Fallout-4-update-621303[1].jpg")
>>342224718
>>342224830
It's his voice
>>342212773
no sex mods on console no buy
We all know memes affect reality after a certain point, how will Todd posting manifest itself irl?
>>342224862
>5'3
>manlet
What the fuck? Honestly if you're not below at least 4' you don't live up to our idea of beauty.
>>342225436
todd will start telling lies and asking people to buy his games
i wasn't dont worry
its so shit, its not worth playing for free
>>342225545
So nothing will change.
>>342225545
That's not how memes work, if Tiny Todd just continous to do the same nothing will have changed
What if he starts telling the truth?
>>342212773
God no Todd.
That would imply that it's worth either the bandwidth, the memory or the time it takes to get the torrent.
When in reality it's worth none of those things.
I've heard reports of torrenting Skyrim™ Remastered™ In these parts...
It's taken over 100000 hours to produce Skyrim™ Remastered™
>>342226470
Why would ANYONE try to illegally download a game as amazing as Skyrim? It and Fallout 4 are literally the pinnacle of modern game design
I
>>342226470
Mind if aah ... tag'long, sheriff? Dose dem lousy pirates ha' bin piratin' muh ... "crops".
>>342226663
AM
>>342226787
NOT
>>342223658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWpTNx9-nRc
Adam is getting old yo
This thread is a goldmine of Todds, lads
Keep it up
>>342213524
You need to own Skyrim and all DLCs to get a free upgrade.
>>342226826
TOOOOOOODD!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT0UhNukb3M
Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy, Buy,
Skyrim...R...E...M...A...S...T...E...R...E...D...
It just works, just works...
>>342216594
Average is height is 5'10.
>>342226938
But anon *adjusts glasses*, this thread is about how amazing the new-and-improved Skyrim edition is going to be, not about that lying Howard. Please, do not get him involved and let us just all bathe in the glory that is Skyrim remastered.
>>342227065
>you cannot grasp the spear's true form
>...oh wait, someone just modded it in.
>>342227138
And now remove the east-asians pulling that average down.
Average in the civilized world is around 6'0 to 6'2
>>342212773
Actually yes, wanted to reinstall skyrim (this time totally not uninstalling after a few weeks) but I wondered if I should wait for remaster of it that will break most modsspecially sex modsand thus I shouldn't even bother.
>>342226938
>>342214413
We're talking about skyrim remaster not fallout 4.
>>342227226
If you're Dutch maybe.
>>342227362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctOfRy3qyE
>>342227484
ebin
>>342227319
FUCK YOU TODD
AND HIS NAME ISPRE-ORDER NOW
Todd has a really mousey voice
I'm not buying games from a man with a toddler voice.
Wow, you mean all I need to do to grow up big and strong like my hero Todd Howard is pre-order Skyrim Remastered?
>>342227319
climb tight Todd
>>342228832
>big
>like Todd Howard
kek
>>342229106
maybe he is 3'
>>342212773
Actually I'm pre-purchasing Dishonored™ 2 ™ gold edition along with a fat donation instead. Because I seek true quality AND equality.
>>342212773
Fuck you Todd.
Fallout 4 was shit.
So yes, I will be pirating it.
I dont have to you are updating it for free since i own all the dlc
BUY MY GAME SIMIANS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>342227319
climb tight Todd
did he really lie about his height?
>>342212773
But you're already giving it to me, for free, because I already bought vanilla Skyrim and the DLC on Steam.
>>342227265
From what I've heard, most mods should be fine, but SKSE will have to be remade for it (probably using Fallout 4's script extender as a basis).
>>342229520
>>342223658
>todd isn't wearing a gay ribbon
holy shit the absolute madman
Do NOT sexualize the Todd!
Anyone have the webm of Todd locked in a gas chamber?
>>342227319
climb tight Todd
>>342229605
how embarrassing
>>342229605
>Joosten is probably taller than Todd
You can't make this shit up
>>342229684
Too late
>>342229197
fixed
>>342229816
good one
>>342229792
But todd, bethesda made new vegas.
You know, actually normal sized people.
>>342229693
>>342229915
Thanks flam
>>342229605
>tfw same height as KojimaI'll be alright
>>342216751
wait, what? is this shit true?
>>342230116
did you not play Fallout 4?
the skill system is entirely removed and replaced with a weird new perk system.
Thank Todd, Amen
>>342229902
I AM NORMAL SIZED YOU STUPID MANLET GOYIM
THOSE PICTURES WERE TAKEN FROM AN UNFLATTERING PERSPECTIVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtfw all my angry todds have already been posted
>>342230201
no, i didn't.
>>342230201
>did you not play Fallout 4?
No I played a good game
Like Dishonored ™ and its various dlc ™
Didn't Tom Howard cuck Obsidian, and if so why are you guys praising him
I wasn't planning on buying it at all todd, your games suck and you don't deserve in the vg hall of fame.
>>342215528
I think that's the point of toddthreads
I despise bethesda games, but I'll be damned if I don't love telling todd to go fuck himself.
O-obsidian dun goofed, haha, uhh, right? Uhh, fucking boring desert and all, right guys?
>>342230339
we've got a downer right here lads
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
>>342230339
This isn't exactly praise.
We're having a laugh at a sniveling manipulative midget.
![b92[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EX7GdvP.jpg "b92[1].jpg")
>>342230339
>praising him
we're memeing him
>>342230534
>>342230567
If Obsidian's able to make another fallout game I can guarantee it's going to be 100x better then fallout 4
>>342230607
Would you look the other way if Ipiratedyour game?
>>342230691
Tood is probably too salty to alow that.
He just can't fathom why his games all end up shit.
>>342230691
your dad works at Obsidian?
>>342230847
No but he works at your mom
>>342230897
B-R-R-R-O-O-THEEEEEEER?
>>342212773
fuck no, skyrim is garbage
>buy F4 limited edition
>toddposting doesnt stop
Goddamn it how many games do I have to buy until you're satisfied?
>>342231003
Yeah its me, Micheal Kirkbride.
You're a faggot, don't even need chim to know that.
I'm going to assassinate todd check the nws
>>342230284
>>342230332
YOU FUCKING BASTARDS
GO OUT AND BUY IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>342231123
>Implying it will ever stop
>Implying any amount of money will suffice
You have fallen into todds hobbit hole, now you are trapped.
Anyone know if the Remaster will shit itself when over 60fps like the original does?
>>342231312
Whats with these /vg/ tards and making the tits maggot pale lumps instead of good tits?
>>342231312
What do orcs smell like?
Why aren't these threads being deleted, nothing makes any sense anymore.
>>342231693
Shit.
They are after all made by the literal god shit.
>>342231739
fuck off todd
>>342231739
Since moot left, gook kicked any mods that dislikes dank memes.
We are entering a memeochracy
Hello I am not Todd Howard, as you can see by my no image of him and completely unique posting style. I am an industry insider and I can confirm that yes, you can actually climb those mountains in Skyrim Remastered, and there are indeed infinite side quests. I would be lying if I said I didn't have this game pre-ordered and I think you should follow suit by pre-ordering the Limited Edition now!
>>342229816
fixed it a bit more, or did i fuck up
>>342212773
why would we pirate a game you're giving us for free anyway?
>>342231932
WTF DELETE THISt. not todd
>>342231973
At least you can talk. Who are you?
>>342231312
Death by snu snu? i wish
>>342231747
Hot.
>>342227319
climb tight Todd
>>342230339
Obsidian cucks themselves, and frankly, good, Obsidian is a shit studio.
This is basically the only place on the internet that considers their sequels to be better than the bioware or bethesda games that were their predecessors.
>>342232879
Then why are you here, faggot? Go back where you came from and praise Fallout 3 and 4 with likeminded individuals.
has Todd himself ever really gotten that upset about piracy? Skyrim and Fallout 4 have made over $1 billion each already, even with piracy. It's hard to care about a bit of piracy when your games are that successful.
