Why can sonic run so fast?
>>342192980
All that keed.
>>342192980
He's an artist
He's designed by God.
zeus fucked a hedgehog one day, and sonic was born so that's why he can run lightning fast.
>>342192980
His shoes
BLAST PROCESSING
the particle accelerator exploded
>>342192980
He'll get stabbed by coldsteel if he doesn't.
He's got an attitude
>>342193606
Ha!
>>342192980
Because he's thinking of fast all the time.
>>342192980
chim
>>342192980
It's Ramadan, so it's never not time to fast.
He's retarded, so the world around him moves in slow motion
>>342193429
Since he's an anthropomorphic, does that mean he is designed in God's image?
his past catches up with him if he doesnt
>>342196548
W-whoa
>>342192980
He's running from his past
>>342192980
He builds up speed because he didn't skip his classes
>>342196548
It all makes sense now
>>342192980
Speed weed
The quality we had before you people arrived... What drives you to destroy?
>>342196548
is that the same reason why SEGA produces so much garbage Sonic games without stopping to think what made the classics so great in the first place?
>>342192980
SoA went with freak accident gave him his super speed in the really early days.
>>342192980
Super shoes.
>>342198763
What do you mean you people?
>>342199987
Actually, his shoes limit his speed.
He's constantly running away from his fanbase.
>>342201535
Then why not take them off?
>>342202473
Why? They're too fat to even chase him in the first place
>>342195873
Yes.
>>342202889
'Cause then his feet would hurt, genius!
>>342202889
He'd go too fast. Flash went too fast once and almost became one with the speed force. Shit was fucked man.
>>342202889
Because it's harder to control. See pic related? It gives him shoes without the limitations.
