ITT: Characters who canonically got laid
Which of the Zeldas do you think ended up with a Link? For my money:
Zelda 2
LttP/Oracle
WW/PH
ST
SS
>>342184661
CDi Link.
>>342183625
SLUUUUT
>>342183625
Technically, half of them could have never gotten laid, the Royal Family is probably expansive enough that heirs don't have to come from the current princess all the time. See えelda 1/AoL
>>342184382
Not really
>>342184924
SS confirms the special powers lie only in Zelda's blood.
>>342184762
You've GOT to be kidding.
>>342185259
Not as if CDi Zelda can find much better.
>>342185378
SQUADDALA
>>342183625
I thought those were all different versions of Zelda when I first saw this...
>>342183625
I want to lay Zelda.
>>342185378
she probably could,as long as she has enough rupees
>>342183625
Bottom right is the best
>>342183625
I mean, he has a daughter.
>>342185053
What about the ending scene with EVA?
Literally 20 babies in the epilogue, Justin was destroying that pussy.
>>342185964
I know where this is going.
>>342185801
cat eyes Zelda is and always will be the best
If you did the prison level on expert that is
>>342183625
>>342185981
He woke up with his pants on.
This fucking faggot
>>342185171
And all the Royal Family descending from the original have that blood.
>>342187004
>>342183625
Miss Zelda 2, Cartoon and CDI.
>>342186875
DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER
>>342186415
He put his pants on
>>342185570
that's funny to think about
>>342185964
He didn't have sex with Nanako, you sick fuck.
Is there a vidya protagonist with a harder life?
>>342183625
By Ganon?
>>342187920
>>342188081
Snake
>>342183625
He's had to have raped a lot of people
>mfw Capcom made a better Zelda, Zelda clone and Adventure game
>mfw Koei designed Nintendo's characters better than Nintendo
REGGIE DO SOMETHING
Would you let this man throw you off a cliff?
>>342185989
This game really was so great
>>342188357
Yes, he's the result of his father getting laid. You don't have to point out the obvious.
>>342184661
for my money its bulbasaur
>>342187093
>>342189409
You mean his son fucked his dad's wife?
>>342184661
If it happened in LttP it didn't last, that's the same Link from Link's Awakening (which happens last).
Also
>forgetting 4 swords Zelda
>>342184620
>Not Canon
>Canonically got laid
?
>>342183625
>>342185989
feena used to give me raging boners
>>342189295
who is this breastacle spectacle?
![Cloud_Strife[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/x3OYYyo.png "Cloud_Strife[1].png")
Only if you played the game like a true patrician though.
no one has posted cloud buttfuck scene im disappointed /v/
>>342192436
>>342192438
hivemind
>>342192597
DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG
>>342192693
Ky is really living the dream
>got to fuck a "loli"
>had a child
>left said child at "his grandpa" care
>still fucks said "loli"
He's the alpha and the omega
>>342192227
Asagi Igawa - Taimanin Asagi series
Kratos
>>342183625
>>342192845
I was so fucking happy for him too.
>>342190805
No, I mean had to get laid for said son to be born. Whether he got cucked or not doesn't change the fact he canonically had sex with a hot British babe.
>>342189295
>>342187004
Nukige isn't fair
>>342193326
Stahn was the only Tales MC that got together with the best girl. What a hero.
>>342192964
Who did she sleep with?
>>342187167
>Zelda 2
There's very few promo art for her.
>Cartoon and CDI.
Westernized non-canon spinoffs nobody cares about.
DQV protag of course
>>342191292
Yeah but he wakes up in the ocean and presumably goes back to Hyrule
>>342194061
>nobody cares about
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me
;_;
Him plus centuries worth of descendants.
>>342194373
I was just about to post this.
>>342194315
Fuck you
And then some.
>>342194315
not fucking cool
Unfortunately, he only makes disappointments.
>>342194000
on that note
>>342188476
I'd bet money he didn't even do it for sexual gratification. It's so on the off chance the Dolls were ever freed, he'd be able to smile and say to anyone who actually cared about them that he'd had them first.
>>342192052
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GK7wU2F.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>342194000
>>342194456
>>342194703
On those notes.
>>342194456
So, what is the deal with Hakan? Whats up with his hair? Why is he red, and why does he have no pupils?
Nigga looks more like a fucking space alien than a Turkish oil wrestler.
One of the few FF protags who canon did.
Also, Rosa is true Waifu material. Becomes a white mage and fights off the sexual advances of Cecil's asshole friend because she honestly and truly cares for her man. Then bears him children like a good wife.
Man. Cecil fucking scored.
>>342194373
best marth color
>>342195061
>Why is he red
Sunburn
>>342192998
How so? Also,
>no nose
It's always bothered me.
>>342195061
>So what's the deal with Hakan.
He's a cooking oil magistrate and Turkish Oil Wrestler with a smoking hot wife and seven daughters.
>What's up with his hair?
It's turquoise colored (get it?) And.... it's got rings in it apparently. His daughters all match.
>Why is he red?
He lives in a sunny country and constantly covers himself in oil. Gives him a bit of an extreme tan.
>Why does he have no pupils?
I could ask the same about Sagat, Dhalsim, or Rolento.
>>342193946
Who knows, Gundham said something about something about riding a rollercoaster in hell but it required the blood of a virgin to whoch she replied that she couldn't ride it because she wasn't a virgin.
>>342195393
He has a son.
These faggots
>>342193530
Why? He fucked that bitch Sylvia and now she'll probably gut him for paternity. She probably won't even be pregnant, she's just a fucking con artist.
Travis should have fucked Shinobu when he had the chance.
>>342183625
>>342195393
You meet his grandson in BW2
![270[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9Z3s4uG.jpg "270[1].jpg")
>>342195103
Guess it makes sense to post this also.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W4uFPNo.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
CAN CAPTAIN FALCON SAY THE SAME??
>>342195768
>we still haven't seen his other daughter
I still don't get how that stone cold fox Franzy came out of this ugly motherfucker's dick.
>>342195736
these too
>>342196067
>other daughter
What?
>>342196312
The mother of his granddaughter that has a dog named "Phoenix" mentioned off-hand.
>>342195665
>>342195770
Forgot, oops.
>>342196312
He mentions having a granddaughter and since Franzy isn't taken... It's basic logic really.
>>342183625
>Two lovers become bound by fate to be reborn when Demise threatens the world once more
>They don't always reunite, meaning there are potentially millions of Zeldas and Links who have fucked other people
Ultimate cuckoldry fantasy?
>>342195153
God, can you imagine how fucking painful it would be to live with a sunburn that makes your entire body a vivid red?
>>342195423
I don't get the turquoise thing, admittedly.
I don't know about the hair rings thing. Shit barely looks like hair,
Like, if someone told me he wore a weird studded helmet thing, I'd believe it.
I get that it straight up just is his hair, but it is just really weird to me.
I can accept extreme suntan I guess, considering these games have a green monsterman running around, though I would be interested in hearing why all the pupil-less characters don't have them, especially Rolento, who I know used to have them in Alpha 3's art.
This chucklefuck.
Already posted but fuck it
>>342183625
>>342186875
It's funny because it snapped him out of his depression
>>342196945
kek.
He never scored.
>>342197036
>Julius exists
Are you retarded or just really dumb?
>>342196927
Was anyone expecting Lan to become an umarried neckbeard that stayed indoors with his parents instead of eventually falling in love with Mayl?
>>342197036
Pic related, He killed Dracula.
Lots of people in Golden Sun, if you take that awful DS sequel into account.
>>342197356
Kraden had a clone?
And 5. And 3. And 2. And probably 1. And all their disciples.
>>342184620
wat?
>>342197356
>Kraden => Kraden
O-okay
>>342183625
Are the WW, PH & ST Zeldas the same person? I never noticed they looked the exact same.
>>342197497
>>342197753
Check the key.
Purple line means the character returns in Dark Dawn.
>>342197782
Wind Waker's and Phantom Hourglass's are the same one. Spirit Tracks's is a couple generations later.
>>342197782
WW and PH are.
ST takes place a long time in the future of WW era.
Different Zelda's aren't canon. Deal with it.
>>342196453
>>342196624
Oh, thank you.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0FIXPjg.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>342196664
It's a Blanka tier design choice. Hakan is from Turkey so they made his hair Turquoise. That's as deep as the joke goes.
As for randomly appearing and disappearing pupils, well... Pic related.
>>342195103
>>342195878
>Yoshitaka Amano
Any of these, but you have to defeat cockblock dragon first.
>>342197906
So WW link did fuck her? i thought it was fanon.
Akira from Dead or Alive
>>342183625
>tfw even video game characters are getting some and you ain't
pretty sure, especially in the lord of hollows ending
>>342194892
I barely remember his role in the game, but I remember hating him
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eVoTPYT.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
;_;
>>342194597
<3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faJMFBBlvJs
>>342198832
Best song
>>342197036
Just like Mexico
>>342197356
Uhh its confirmed that Isaac hooked up with Jenna.
>>342194703
With who?
![Street_Fighter_II_-_The_World_Warrior_-_Guile's_ending[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jY3UI8I.png "Street_Fighter_II_-_The_World_Warrior_-_Guile's_ending[1].png")
>>342199645
>>342183625
>>342201054
I still haven't finished TiTS 2 even though I bought it when it came out. I should get around to doing that.
>>342192693
NO! DIZZY IS PURE! PUUUUUUUURE!
>>342198123
>You will never be braindead for 14 years in a hospital
>You will never have the hot nurse that took care of you fall in love with you
>You will never rescue her from nazis and eventually fucke each other silly after every mission killing nazis
Blazko was fucking alpha as fuck
>>342196920
Xenogears, right? Is it worth playing if you never got to it when you were young, or does it require nostalgia?
>>342197497
>/v/ in charge of understanding color coding
>>342197242
Not really. I mean, yeah he was literally the only one who didn't know she liked him, but I'd always imagined he would grow out of his obliviousnes, he was just 11 after all.
This is marios father
>>342201871
I played it a few years ago and it was fine but people really didn't lie when they said the devs ran out of money for the second disc. It's not something you barely notice, the difference between the two discs is absolutely massive and it could realistically ruin it for you. It didn't for me but I'd lie if I said I wasn't disappointed.
>>342185964
what a dilf
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XoxicDI.jpg "latest[1].png")
>>342183625
>>342202202
What changes, the quality of the plot? Or lack of cutscenes, or it gets rushed, or what?
>>342202136
Was he in any way affiliated with theFLEENSTONES?
>>342202532
not at all, kiddo
>>342186686
The better grill and the better game
>>342186415
yeah because once you take your pants off you can never put them on again. moron
>>342183625
>>342202453
It's extremely rushed, the second disk throws an enormous amount of information at you in cutscenes as soon as you start it and the gameplay to cutscene ratio gets fucked. It's essentially a massive cutscene with some gameplay here and there.
>>342194862
this had to have been the most wild fuck ever recorded
I'd fuck her harder than the other guys if only she'd let me name our kid after me and not herself like her last two kids.
>>342202816
So like the first 3 Xenosaga games?
>>342202532
shut up fag
>>342198243
We know for a fact Tetra fucked someone to produce ST Zelda, but it's unconfirmed as to who it was. Most assume it was Link, because who else even is there?
>>342203067
I'm not familiar with them so I can't really say.
>>342195993
Captain Falcon is married to the race. Too pure for sins of the flesh.
>>342197356
>Alex fathered Mia
no
>no mention of Amiti's father being Alex
>no mention of Matthew's mom being Jenna
This picture is shit.
>>342195993
He should disown that little shit for having the worst machine in the game.
Not with Sophie though. What a loser.
>>342195393
I just noticed the nose, or lack of it.
>>342199645
Ken's waifu and Guile's waifu are sisters, making them brothers in law. Neither one of them are happy about it.
>>342183625
I would do 4 Swords Zelda.
>>342203110
ah, alright. Thanks for the info.
>>342184661
That's a define no for Wind Waker Link.
Why would the King of Hyrule let regular guardsmen wear his Adventuring clothes? Also, LttP Link doesn't get with Zelda either; he's the Grandpa who runs the Streetpass Battles in ALBW.
In a world full of titty ninjas, not getting laid would be a sin.
>>342185964
>render
>>342203067
exactlywhich i love by the way
He probably fucked all of the playable cast, but canonically only one of them.
>>342187448
His wife. Although a giant Pikmin orgy would be exciting.
>>342185570
Captian Olimar is a pretty badass dude.
Fuck the reboot timeline; Bowser couldn't stop slamming that Koopa pussy.
>>342193650
he almost got cucked by a girl they thought was 16
>>342203182
No it means that Alex was related to Mia, from the same tribe.
>>342201054
I don't think getting raped when you're 5 years old counts
>>342193650
The joke was that he was cucked by his own son
>>342192693
I'm so fucking triggered. Out all the guys to fuck Dizzy it had to be Ky fucking pussyfoot ass.
I don't care if she ended up with a nameless background character who makes a living doing manual labor, but Ky. Fuck, Daisuke killed me man..
>>342204005
Bowser kidnapped Peach when he wanted some strange. Seems reasonable.
>fucks pretty much every notable female in cast
>gets few of them pregnant
>due to time-shenanigans fucks his kid before fucking her mother
Takuya is a true stallion.
>>342185989
Grandad?
>>342201192
>>342202406
Did he really? I still don't believe Vergil fucked a human woman.
>>342194703
Gimmeh the chocolate baby
>>342205445
He eventually got motivated
>>342186686
Is this a character from Chrono Cross?
>>342189409
That's not what anon was pointing out...
>>342199968
>tfw you wanted Amy to be part of the new generation of Street Fighters
>Ono never gave her a chance.
>>342196173
Really?
>>342206781
>tfw you will never lick her hairy, sweaty armpits then make love to create an autistic child.
feels bad man.
>>342201192
Pretty sure you're right, but I never understood why Virgil would fuck a human. Unless he didn't, and Nero is only a quarter human.
>>342206781
>those pits
Always bothered me.
he was a handsome devil back in the day
>>342194301
>>342205010
Wow what a funny jokeI just want to suck his cock tbqh I don't give a fuck
>>342199416
MEX7C0
>>342207587
and he stayed the fuck away from Agatha.
>>342205268
Don't forget, he fucks TWO of his kids and his 'Mother'. Then he fucks so hard he creates time itself.
>there are actual virgins posting ITT
tiptop lel
Does fully clothed dry humping count?
>>342208037
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME WITHOUT ME KNOWING
>>342207613
Fuck off, Miyamoto. Your reboot ain't changing 20 year old facts.
>>342208037
Fucking delete this, or at least spoiler it
>>342208019
you think non-virgins have conversations like this?
>>342188081
>He could see and hear everything during the second timeskip
>more mental problems than a teenage gundam pilot
>still gets to bang the hottest redhead on earth
What's your excuse?
>>342192693
Still mad that Bridget didn't win the Dizzybowl.
How could that blonde pussy girlyboy beat the towering paragon of manliness that is Bridget? HOW!?
he did it for science.
Have you been gentle today?
>>342208476Cassie Drake game with dog partner WHEN?
>>342195103
I really appreciate that they actually had the protagonist in a straight-up relationship from beginning to end. It's such a bizarre rarity in JRPGs, which constantly tout will-they-won't-they bullshit.
>>342197713
>Prier went evil because she wasn't getting the D
>>342209067
ahh the awkward sexual tension of the japanese
embrace it. its a beautiful cringy thing
>>342199347
>You will never have a daughterfu made entirely of nanomachines
