Why did Kojima put a bomb in her va-jay-jay?
To fuck with you. Didnt't you play the game? There never was a bomb in her vagoo, just here abdomen.
>>342174157
Where would you put it?
For an explosive ending!
To cuck you
He violates the character and any affection that both Snake and the player have for her
>>342174576
She had 2 bombs. One in her abdomen and one in her vagoo. It's pretty retarded.
>>342174157
He didn't, those XOF guys did.
>>342174576
>>342174157
> vjj
> vagoo
What are you, 5? When did /v/ get retarded?
>>342174730
whats wrong with it? She was raped, big boss cared about her, and her made chico and xof violate her holes, then stuffed her in a spot you wouldnt assume so she'd blow them up.
I dont think it's that bad.
>342174730
The second bomb never was, it was snake hallucionation. I guess they wanted to show that Venom was still affected by the sharpnel and had hallucionations about a second bomb.
It was the fans who assumed it was in the vagoo, really there was no second bomb.
>>342174869
Why does Snake seem like the kind of guy with would smell the disc later
>>342174828
>When did /v/ get retarded?
a long time ago actually
>>342174907
>has a bomb in her
>they remove it
>But Wait! There's another bomb!
pretty dumb
>>342174869
What? Men have buttholes, too.
>>342175042
he's a fucking military legend, it's not strange that zorro mask man would assume they'd take it out of her.
Why did Venom even care so much
I'd like to explode in her vagina, if you know what I'm saying.
>>342175062
yeah but not tanookies bucko
>>342175062
>between breasts
>asshole
>vagina
vs
>asshole
>fat crevices
women have men beat
>>342175165
she was his waifu
>>342175162
but why 2 bombs then
why not only one in her vagoo
>>342175062
they don't have an axe wound they can stick stuff into
>>342175309
ballsack, dude
>>342174157
https://youtu.be/cdX5UDgQ8x0
>>342175339
One was a decoy
>>342175169
You lost me.
>>342175339
I guess the first one was a distraction, but I also think it's pretty damn retarded.
Guess Kojima wanted to ride on some shock values or some shit with all the tapes and stuff in Ground Zeroes.
>>342175516
for a bomb they would have never found in the first place
>>342175339
who knows, skullface is a theatrical cunt and wanted to make BB look stupid?
Because Paz is Venoms shorty while quiet thought of venom as her shorty.
Quiet is the cuck of the series, denied massively.
>>342174157
To make sure she blew up
>>342175579
Be honest here, Kojima does this constantly.
>>342175605
that's not the point, the point was he was supposed to find the bomb, which is why it had a fucking peace symbol on it. It was a "fuck you" to big boss.
>>342175719
Yeah but this one was relatively straightforward.
Go as far as you can literally listen on her getting raped in the tapes for exemple.
Then again the fuck do I know man, never been a fan of the man to begin with, not gonna pretend I cared that much.
>>342175037
Been here for 5 years; can confirm. It started to get this way around 2012, and it just went downhill from there
>>342174157
>TFW I actually thought Paz survived and the whole bomb thing was retconned.
>>342174157
Was that a xof helicopter behind paz during that cutscene? I always thought it was another MSF chopper escaping alongside snake's
>>342175605
>never would have found
Thats why they were checking her in the first place, to not find things
You cram a foreign object in a body youll be able to feel it by pressing around, especially on someone as thin as Paz, so you put in a decoy for them to find and to get them to let their guard down
>>342176101
>surviving being turned into chunky salsa
They must have had a very powerful cleric work his magics on the twitching cubes of meat then.
>>342175440
Fuck anon, you made me spit out my pop
>>342176467
They were trying to kill everyone in MSF, why would they just let a helicopter leave without pursuing it
>>342175938
There has never been a single female who got a good ending in a Kojima game
most likely something related to sticks and ropes
>>342176612
I don't know? because it causes their own fucking helicopter to blow up and crash in the process? I wouldn't put myself within radius of a chopper i know is gonna explode
>>342176784
Meryl?
>implying ending up with Johnny Shitsaki is bad
>>342174157
Because war is Hell.
>>342175623
This.
Quiet didn't survive her first time being rejected.
>>342176784
Mei Ling
>WAH ! SEX IS OFF LIMITS! WE ARE EMOTIONALLY STUNTED MAN BABIES GROOMED BY THE AMERICAN MORAL SYSTEM
>VIOLENCE IS OKAY BUT IF YOU TOUCH A WOMAN YOU ARE WRONG! SO WRONG!
>ITS OKAY TO MURDER THOUSANDS BUT IF YOU TOUCH A WOMAN! OMG! RAPE!!! RAAAAAPE!
>ITS OKAY TO HAVE TOPLESS MEN AND MEN ENTIRELY NUDE BUT IF I SEE ONE HINT OF A NIPPLE OR ANY SEXUAL POSES ITS IMMEDIATELY CENSORED !!
>>342176957
So is love.
>>342176893
Like the grunts would even know who was on the chopper and what they were carrying, I doubt Skullface went around telling all his troops how he shoved a bomb up the prisoners cunt and that she would explode while they were chasing them
>>342177110
>shitposting this badly
>female nudity and sex isn't even the crux of the argument
Neck yourself faggot.
>>342177016
>Got beaten to marriage by Meryl
>lost the bouquet to a monkey
>>342176945
All that money wasted on new underwear is a terrible loss.
>>342177192
t. girl on facebook
>>342176784
That ain't the point.
One got killed.
The other basically got a vacation into Mr.Skull Wild Ride Camp and ending it by being blown the fuck out. Literally.
And it's all shoved up your arse.
>>342177307
Sunny then, possibly Rose depending how well equipped Raidens cyborg body is
>>342175440
>mfw this is the reason ballsacks were called ballsacks
>>342174157
To crash the choppah, with no survivors.
Its a metaphor for crashing hideo's konami.
Next winning11 will feature all MGS cast team and armstrong as the commentator.
>>342177358
clearly you don't watch banshee
>>342177492
>Sunny then,
Stuck with a streetrat who just wants her body
>possibly Rose
Campbell injections
>>342177815
I know, there was that french chick in peace walker that raised your bases cooking stat and the tapes mention she left before they got fucked by XOF
>>342174919
Nigga I'm pretty sure VAGINABOMB is canon
>>342175000
What did he mean by this?
>>342175169
Dude, she's underage you fuck
>>342178925
no shes not you retard. shes like 22
>>342176083
Been here since '08. It started in 2010 when using one line phrases in a discussion started to become common.
>Metal Gear D
>D as in has giant gun torrent in groin
Explain
Do none of you remember that there was no second bomb? The explosion after she falls out of the heli was an RPG from the nearby enemy helicopter. All this was explained in the Paz hallucination flashbacks if im remembering right.
>>342179432
>the year I joinedI-I'm not cancer, I s-swear
>>342174919
The second bomb was real.
The rocket from the second helicopter was the fake event. He imagined it because of his brain damage and guilt that he didn't find the vagina bomb.
>>342179698
Is that one anon who refuses to get all the pictures so he doesn't have to see the last cutscene and denies that Paz on the mothership is just a dream?
Why wasn't there a third bomb in her ass just in case they find the vagina bomb?
>>342179698
Did you finish the quest line?
It ends with the reveal that paz was really dead the entire time and the rpg wasn't real. Massive Medic was literally going into a empty room to talk to himself because the shrapnel messed with his head.
>>342179992
>>342180191
Nvm I'm retarded
>>342174157
He's sexist. Just look at Quiet.
>>342178925
>Dude, she's underage you fuck
She is not
>>342180145
There is, but it was an impact mine
>>342178307
>loses her friends at mother base
>probably has PTSD from this
>>342174157
He didn't. If you want to know, play TPP.
What I want to know is why Huey killed Strangelove.
>>342174157
It was just a prank, bro
>>342175000
That's just you, anon.
