>1v1 my main
>Agree to the 1v1
>Makes up a bunch of stupid rules that give him the advantage
>>342141016
>beat him
>"lag bro rematch"
>>342142032
>beat him
>sorry that was my little bro being a dick
>>342141016
>"haha bro check my k/d you're trash"
>his win/loss is under 50%
>gtg mom calling
>>342142476
>"wow team what the fuck are you doing you all suck"
>He's at the bottom of the scoreboard
>>342143112
>"this fucking team"
>bottom of scoreboard
>>342141016
>wow nice going [legit class or weapon in the game] fag
>>342141016
This would actually really hurt that bird. It is obviously someones pet. As a bird owner I hate this image.
>>342142476
>yours is under 40%.
>>342141016
>1v1 My Main
>Secondary/For Funsies characters where far more challenging
>>342141016
>"took 3 of you to beat brb me logging main stay here"
>beat him again
>"took 3 of you..."
>>342145278
post bird
>>342141016
>"1v1 my main"
>picks bayonetta
>1v1 me irl
>>342148021
>he gives his actual address
>>342145278
>>342141016
>My main is Zezima
>>342148120
>he has a gun
>>342143112
>play support/healer
>see fucker trying to push
>kamikaze straight into enemy team
>"WOW healer good FUCKING JOB!"
>start supporting an other that hides behind corners when i cant keep-up with the incoming dmg
>new dude and me on top, old guy at bottem
>>342148373
>"Come to my house nigga. I dare you. I will blow you away."
>he threatens you with murder
>over a video game
>playing against some shitty obviously new guy
>start feeling sorry for how hard you're stomping him
>intentionally start playing badly and throw a few matches
>he gets even more pissed off that you're letting him win