>you wake up to find yourself on a coastal land
>the view is spectacular and you're in awe at the sunset
>you come to the conclusion you're in Majula
What's the first thing you do?
>>342131694
Jump off the cliffside.
What's Majula?
Go to the tower of flame and farm up the hiede knight set
>>342131694
Be absolutely delighted that I'm in one of my favourite worlds from one of my favourite games of all time.
>>342132063
Your mother's fat vagina.
Kick that rock down a well to get an estus shard.
Also, hit on emerald herald and go find cale so I can get the key to his mansion.
Man, majula is the comfiest of all the souls game"s hubs.
>>342131694
>I'm in dark souls 2
I go Hollow because of how shit this game is
>>342131694
Kill self or start selling rocks to retarded undead fellows that think it may have a use later on
I don't think anyone could survive a slam from a lot of the shit you'll encounter.
Rape the what's her name level up girl and jump off the cliff.
>>342131694
change gender to high test female and fuck my self silly.
Can I wake up on Firelink Shrine instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyNmoWxErHU
>>342131936
/thread
>>342132478
This.
And dump everything in Dex/Str and go full estoc mode.
I like Dark Souls 1 better, but you'd have to be out of your mind to not want to turn up in Dark Souls 2 instead.
Imagine having to go through:
>New Londo
>The Abyss
>Chasm of the Abyss
>Tomb of the Giants
>Blighttown
>Great Hollow
>Painted World Sewers
>Sens Fortress
>Unflooded New Londo
While actually being there.
DS1 puts the Dark in Dark Souls, man.
Where are the spooky places in 2? Shaded Woods? Huntsman's Copse? Brightstone Tseldora? That's barely anything.I've been having this dream a lot, except I'm IN 1, but with friends.
Fuck New Londo
>>342131694
Start bringing people back to the town and turn it into a settlement again. Majula was a pretty comfy little nook.
why do all the armor sets they carry over between games look shit compared to the originals?
>>342131694
Build a ladder to hell
>>342131694
settle in a house and enjoy my life
>>342131694
Go to the Champion stone, grab a pair of cestus, and get ready.i'm stabbed to death by the very first enemy
>>342134148
Grab the binoculars and chill with crestfallen
>>342133808
>I've been having this dream a lot, except I'm IN 1, but with friends.
Uh, you're not allowed to bring friends.
>people talking about farming or killing anything
Are you fucking stupid? You're in a world where literally anything can kill you. There are literally lovecraftian horrors at every corner and you have no idea how to fight anything. What are you going to "farm"?
I would feel the water to see if it were swimmable, or try to make a raft to get the fuck away from the land. Staying in Majula is not an option.
>some random undead asshole comes by
>talks to you
>starts to kill you
I just start a sorcerer and summon every phantom I see. Might not even die. Still, getting all the crowns will be a bitch
>>342131694
Molest the firekeeper
Cheese everything with bows, im not gonna take any chances if im not undead
>>342131694
>Go to the edge of cliff to read the message
>"Do it"
>
>>342133808
Fucking casual using summons
>>342131694
unzip the d
fuck Herald
repeat
See if I've got the darksign.
If no, chill.
If yes, farm my way to divinity.
Either way, pic.
Probably take a nap. Eventually venture out to find Gilligan to have a drinking buddy.
>>342136015
>>342135914
>not enough stats to use any weapon other than shortsword
>cant absorb souls because you are not an undead
literally fucked than
>>342131694
>Lie down
>Curl up into a ball
>Die horribly.
>not sprinting to the sex change coffin immediately
I'm disappoint
>break down majula mansion door and live in it
>spend my days reading books
>roast the pigs on bonfire and get water from fallen giants forest river
Actually sounds really comfy if you think about it
>>342131936
this
shit game.
>>342137458
>roast the pigs on bonfire
Those things are going to tear you a new asshole.
>>342131694
>sprint to coffin
>wait for a big buff Bearer of the Curse to come and fuck me silly
Try tongue but hole
>>342131694
Find out what a majula is
>>342137641
they are very slow and dumb though. I could sidestep their attacks esily. Also unlike my character Im smart enough to point my sword down so I wont miss my hits
>>342133808
>New Londo
If I was in the Dark Souls world I wouldn't go there since it's crap in game
>The Abyss
Black = spooky? Are you 9?
>Tomb of the Giants
So edgy it's not scary
Can't be assed listing the rest, you seem like the personification of summer.
>>342138221
Whatever you say, senpai.
>>342131694
Since I'm a terrible fighter, I would devote my life to studying the lore of that world and try to find out what happened to the Dark Lord in catarina armor in a far away land, where the gods once walked the earth. Also travel to that land, see the ruins of what I've once known and cry.
>>342138589
So, you're saying you're okay with giant-ass skellies with machetes coming after you?
>>342138916
What the fuck are you even talking about, you autistic fuck?
>>342132249
>>342132885
>>342137640
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p0zts2o.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
>>342134901
why i ought to damn every shill who'll defend this.
>>342136158
Explain pic pls
>>342131694
Go pray to the stone in the back of the settlement.
Then go to the trees near the firekeepers and kill one unarmed hollow traveler for many, many hours. Get bajilion souls, strengthen my soul until Emmy can do no more.
Then go to town on everything in this land. Important thing is to get the crowns and blessing from Vendrick. Then i'm immortal and incredibly powerful, what else could you wish for?
Fail to muster up the confidence to talk to Emerald Herald. Instead watch her from afar and quickly turn away when she looks in my direction so she doesn't know I'm staring at her.
Fuck the emerald herald
I cum in the Emerald's heralds hair
>>342131694
Go see my favorite kitty :)
>>342136158
What the fuck am I looking at
>>342131694
Unpetrify that slut and give her skimpy clothing.
Thrust But Hole Emerald
Illusion Below cliffside
>>342138916
Fucking Vaati. You're such a fag.
>>342132478
Gotta get past 2 cyclops first, champ.
>>342140403
I guess, in another player's world, someone is doggying Emerald
what the fuck is Majula
>>342139663
Another player fucked the Emerald Herald against the tree, then phased out to his separate timeline.
Player character arrives and sees the shade of the previous player, while Emerald Herald stands around with cum dripping down her leg as if nothing happened.
Basically, you're a cuck.
Can you even farm in DaS2? Don't the mobs die after killing them several times or something?
>>342139663
Herald is getting pounded in another world.
We see the guy banging her, the pools of cum from other worlds, and the print of her hand on the tree.
>>342141035
Yes but you get enough xp unless u r bad
Get to the dlc as quick as possible. The rest of this game sucks.
BEAR-
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>>342140902
>even in the video game you're cucked
