>zeldathon has 1/5th the viewers as last time
what went wrong?
>>342119759
The new Zelda invalidated every game that came before it
>>342119759
>All white
>Grills
it's high noon
That's exactly how I picture people who still play Nintendo games.
Speedrunning is dying.
>>342119759
isn't summer games done quick in a week or something?
Maybe people aren't dropped dimes on this in wait for SGDQ
>>342119759
>watching people play video games
>not playing them yourself
>>342121365
but this actually donates medical supplies not just "cancer awareness"
>>342121540
SGDQ is the one with the real charity, Doctor's Without Borders. How you feel about helping filthy 3rd worlders, however, is up to you.
>>342119759
>>342120787
>those people
Yup, exactly how I imagined Nintendofags to look like.
>>342119759
Wearing hats in middle of june... what the fuck...
Who the fuck are these shits?
Why should I care?
>>342122215
charity stream that donates money to charity while playing zelda games
>>342122427
And we should care?
Stuff like SGDQ is cool but random nobodies playing Zelda isn't a thing anyone should care about.
Not to say Charity isn't great but don't be a weird shill for some nobodies.
>>342122670
>nobodies
>some of the best zelda speedrunners
Okay.
>>342123053
I don't see Narcissa there.
>>342124006
Cosmo doesn't run anymore and doesn't hold any records anymore. He calls speedrunning a waste of time now, but who knows, maybe he'll try to be relevant again when the new Zelda comes out. A complete hasbeen.
>>342119759
This Zeldathon has too many people talking over each other and bad mixing in general. Gives me a headache.
>>342121676
Doctor's what without borders?
>all white people
They need to be more diverse to get the black/Hispanic/Asian audience too.
>>342124530
speedrunning is literally the opposite of wasting time
Christ,
They look like literal manchildren.
Bunch of adults dressed up and behaving like kids.
>>342124918
This. I tuned in around skyward sword, and what I saw was spin the wheel memespouting randumbness with the game in the background, no explanation, no actual commentary or anything like that.
That just doesn't keep me engaged.
>>342125468
To them it's a way to make a living through streaming/donations. Cosmo was living the easy life but he fucked it up.
>>342119759
Why is she presenting herself?
>>342125708
>explanation
It's a zelda game. Kill baddies, collect item to solve puzzles, backtrack to areas previously visitied to kill more baddies.
>>342121020
Good.
>>342123053
>some of the best zelda speedrunners
>speedrunners
Yeah they're nobodies
I didn't know it was going on despite following a zelda speedrunner on twitter
>>342121540
>>342121676
It was never about the charity. It's all about exposition. And GDQ just has a bigger following.
Also Triforce heroes is trash. It's an insult to actual Zelda games. But I see Zelda's combat hasn't 'evolved' since fucking ALLTP came out more than 2 decades ago
If this a stream dedicated to Zelda and a charity why is almost half of the screen taken up by a webcam feed? Nobody cares about what the retards playing the game look like.
these are the true speedrunners. the kind of people who don't abuse glitches and skip most of the game. now this is something I can respect.
>>342121020
>event runners try to control speedruns so there's less cringe
>people stop paying attention as a result
>there's hardly no popular speedrunners like cosmo to make up for it
they need new faces to represent speedrunning and fast.
>>342126656
most speedrunners grew up
like cosmo just realized he was wasting his life
>>342119759
new cure for autism
>shitty attention hambeast whores dancing
>talking all the time instead of the runners because the game is boring as fuck
>disrespecting the runners with their gayass attention whoring
>rent a big hall
>only a few people shows up
these niggas are better off doing it at their house
>>342126730
Yeah, now for a living he shakes her dick and shows his buttplug on her stream.
What a life improvement.
Zelda is a shit series so the last thing I want to do is watch a bunch of autists play some shit games.
>>342119759
I didn't know it existed.
At this point I'm just waiting for SGDQ.
If they all didnt look like a bunch of SJWs maybe id watch it
>>342126883
still better than rewatching a 20 minute cutscene for 3 minutes of actual gameplay every fucking day of your life.
>>342126932
SGDQ is already slated to have a record number of transgendered runners this year. Enjoy your sjw convention.
Does anyone have the schedule? the site one doesnt load for m
>>342127014
Eh, I used to do it not even with streaming or for money. All I did was post the imporved WSplit screenshots to /srg/ and my speedfriends thumbs up were all I needed to keep me going.
>>342126730
I remember Cosmo
>>342126319
>Also Triforce heroes is trash. It's an insult to actual Zelda games. But I see Zelda's combat hasn't 'evolved' since fucking ALLTP came out more than 2 decades ago
I don't think you've ever played Triforce Heroes. Or Twilight Princess, for that matter.
>>342127393
What makes you think so?
>>342126730
>>342126656
Narcissa*
>>342127680
the one with the blue hat is cute :3
>>342126883
>and shows his buttplug on the stream
We're just making fun of him, right?
That didn't acctualy happen, right?
>>342127727hesure is
Where is the timer? Is this really a speedrun?
>>342128468
bottom right
>>342128468
Do we really need a timer when we've got 2 cameras?
>>342128673
>70 hours
You expect me to believe that?
>>342119759
>A bushel of pop tart dance
What the fuck is that even?
>>342127937
Yeah, it happened. There's a screenshot of it. It gets posted pretty often.
>>342127937
He actually did show it off. Its small as fuck too. Like no joke, a fucking sharpie would make for a better buttplug.
Seriously though, why do girls pretend to like Zelda?
>>342129319
Its popular and it has a cute male for the lead which makes it easier for them to pretend to like it.
>>342129319
nerd cred
>>342129058
>>342129160
Cosmo sure is a disturbing person.
If only he wasn't so vengeful to try to get someone fired for not adressing his trans-whims correctly, he'd be harmlessly amusing.
>>342129319
It's popular and easy to play
>>342125690
How is that bad? As long as you stilla responsible adult, so what if they like/behave like children on their own free time?
>>342128729
lets see you do better
>>342119759
>>342120787
>>342122427
>>342123053
>>342123839
There's not a single normal looking person in any of these pictures, so let's start there OP.
>>342129160
someone post it
>>342131182
Normies, get out.
Fucking summerfags.
>>342119759
Why do 'gamer gurls' always seem to dress in clothes that look like pajamas? Is that intentional?
>>342131827
they're at a hotel
>>342131670
The fact is that no normies will want to sit and watch a bunch of fucking weirdos. I bet those rooms fucking reek of shit, sweat, and BO.
>>342132998
Literally wouldn't fuck them if they were the last pieces of cunt on the earth.
>>342132192
I don't really see the connection here.
>>342131827
why do gamer gurls like zelda so much?
>>342133683
Why do Americans like Zelda in general? It's huge outside of Japan, but domestically it's one of the smallest and least significant Nintendo IP.
>>342134127
beats me
>>342134127
Well that's mostly because Nintendo = Pokemon in Japan. Zelda is still pretty big there.
>>342132216
>ewww what a bunch of nerd losers, right Stacey? xD
Get the FUCK off this board.
>>342126656
>they need new faces to represent speedrunning and fast.
No it just needs to die. It was a niche thing with actual respectful people but with the explosion of Twitch and YouTube Let's Plays amateurs try to come out of the woodwork to become """""professional"""" vidya game players.
http://wiki.donkeykonggenius.com/Hank_Chien
Look at this fucking guy. He played for the love of the game and got good at it. He didn't make video gaming his job or all he is.
>>342126656
we also need a new siglemic
>>342132216
I would sit down with them even though you wouldnt sit me wearing Link caps or anything other than some geeky shirt.
You just sound like a stuck up normie.
>watching someone play video games
Vidya is already childish, but watching? Good lord this needs to stop.
>>342134127
It's an action/adventure game.
Maybe japs dont like that and just prefer JRPGs or something. They are notorious for having horrible taste in entertainment.
>>342126656
speedrunning is dead m8.
we'll never have another siglemic/jiano/cosmo era again. let it go.
>>342119759
Streaming isn't a gimmick anymore.
>>342119759
why wear socks tho
>>342123839
holy fug i want that makar
Nice to have on in background but I don't watch it. Good to see they already beat their last zeldathon amount by the 2nd day, although it was by the FNAF dude giving 25k
