TOP FUCKING KEK
>>342088514
kilt em
>>342088514
>Shitey No.9!
>the fatfedorafuckisition
>>342088514
not defending the game, but I would never listen to mr cuckquisition for any serious game reviews ever
>More like Shitey No. 9!
>>342088514
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>342088514
>needing some fat fag to reassure you that an obviously shit game is shit
>>342088514
It just sounds so cringey when these wannabe journalists try to write something other than the absolute basic necessities
>>342088514
>Shiety No.9
DE-FUCKING-STROYED
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>>342088514
The fat cuck actually made me laugh. That is how fucking bad this game is.
>>342088514
>Getting destroyed by Jim Sterling
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>wife's son
I feel like this game has gotten such a bad reputation, that even if a critic liked the game, they would still write a negative review just to be perceived as objective.
>Shitey No 9
Absolute SAVAGE
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KIKESTARTERFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>342088514
>Metacritic accepts reviews that use words like "shitey" unironically
Not even defending MN9 but Metacritic is fucking terrible.
I don't give a fuck about the review itself but the fact that people treat this fat cuck as a professional is fucking sad
>>342088514
>More like Shitey No. 9!
>>342089173
you're not wrong.
>>342089173
>not understanding the popular humor of the internet
It's like you don't even browse reddit.
>>342088514
>shitey no. 9!
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE
>>342088584
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>>342089005
>>342089165
>>342089304
>>342089527
whats so funny about the word shit?
>>342088514
>haha dudes this game is fucking dogshit
2.5/5
What did he mean by this?
>>342088514
>More like Shitey No. 9!
Shame. The banter was actually holding up until this point.
>Username
>The Jimquisition
Ah, that's explained. I suppose when you let SJWs take half of your vocabulary so you don't say anything "offensive" even when you do want to offend someone you are left with little other than adding "shit" to words, like the tumblr favorite "shitlord".
>>342089610
shite
>>342089610
How old do you think most of /v/ is?
>>342089610
its amusing that nobody on /v/ came up with it first.
>>342089779
holy shit, you really don't get it
>>342089734
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>342089838
XD SHITEY RHYMES WITH MIGHTY DX
WE DID IT REDDIT
Theres your shtity joke.
>>342088514
nice dude that's 10 points per million dollars
worth every penny
>>342089610
shit, man, please step up your humour game
>>342089610
HAHAHA 'CAUSE U KNOW, HIS IS CALLING THE GAME "SHIT" AND MIXING IT WITH "MIGHTY N.9", WHICH IS THE TITLE OF THE GAME, HAHAHAHAHA THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY MAN...
>>342089931
>shtity
Fukkin sikc
>>342089931
someone really had a shitty day, it seems
>>342089610
Look into AVGN.
99% of the audience is /v/ teens.
>/v/ now likes Jim Sterling
>>342089610
>>342089931
it's ironic you fucking dolt
you fucking dense asshole, get over yourself
>>342090031
Kind of hypocritical coming from /v/, the most fecal obsessed board on this website.
>tfw I actually went to prom night with my 3DPD, despite being a faggot weeb
>>342089838
Not the same anon.
I get it. It's semi-clever. Only barely funny. Maybe my brain cracked a smirk for a split second, but my face sure didn't.
Quit losing your shit over something hardly clever.
Of course, most people in this thread "LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF LOL" are just blankly staring at the screen, posting laughinganimegirl.png.
I didn't back MN9, but no one should be happy it failed. It puts one more nail in the coffin for any hope of dead series getting revived, and one more nail in the coffin of the industry.
I just hope fucking Bloodstained does well. I'm not even a huge castlevainia buff, I just want to know "spiritual successors" can do well.
>>342088514
>Shitey No. 9
Or how about Mighty No. 2?
>>342090198
I am pretty sure /gif/ and /b/ have us beat.
>>342090269
>>342089779
jesus christ
>>342090269
>Bloodstained
more like shitstained LOL.
>>342090320
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>342090157
>>342090123
>>342090031
>>342089938
>>342089815
>>342089779
>>342089734
shit is not the opposite of might, the joke doesn't work, nor does it even rhyme. it would be funnier if he said "weaky no. 9" or "weaky no. 40" since 40 was the name of the score he gave to it.
>>342089610
they're are not being serious you fucking autist
>>342090232
>mfw I actually didn't attend it 'cause I was to nervous due to my social anxiety so I stayed at home watching anime
>>342090384
imagine being so full of yourself that you actually think people were legitimately laughing at that joke
>>342090269
Do you not get it you autist? The joke is intentionally cheesy for comedic effect.
>>342090425
Shite rhymes with might.
>>342090425
Shite rhymes with might and it is an adjective.
It doesn't have to be the opposite.
>>342090425
>announcing you have this much autism.
>>342090319
>Implying /gif/'s even into thatshitany more
You're thinking of /d/ or /aco/ anon.
>>342090505
>>342090535
no it doesn't
-ite
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>>342089173
You aren't very good at this irony detecting thing.
>>342090564
oh, so it was b8 from the start
you could have just told us that from the beginning famalama
>>342088514
>>342090457
I was actually surprised that people actually the ironic laughing seriously.
>>342090564
Rhyming has nothing to do with how something is spelled.
>>342090557
>>Implying /gif/'s even into that shit any more
There were plenty of interracial fetish threads on there the last time I looked.
I suppose even a broken clock is right twice a day.
MORE LIKE DUMPSHITE POOPEY DOOKEY MUMBER 5.6
>>342090673
>Rhyming has nothing to do with how something is spelled.
I don't have enough pictures of people making retarded hurr durr faces to respond to with this post.
>>342090663
great kek*
sry
>>342090425
Please use your autism powers for good
>>342090683
You wanna see some serious shit? Take a look at /trash/.
>>342090732
Not an argument.
>>342090663
>senior kek
High level kek
>>342088514
>>342089610
>>342089779
>>342089931
>>342090031
>>342090269
>>342090425
This is why you never use sarcasm or irony towards a big crowd of plebeians. Less than 10% of the population is smart enough to detect it.
>>342090807
i do too much that already its fun to autism badly
>>342090732
But it is true.
Phonetic spelling I guess is what you mean
But both shite and might are pronounced ʌJt
>>342089119
>>342090135
But anons, Sterling didn't write the review. He commissioned someone else to, same as the Street Fighter V one.
>>342090891
nigga, i don't speak russian. carrot jay tee means nothing to me
>>342090135
Don't mistake Jim's astroturfing for real affection
>>342088698
True. I'm sure he didnt even play the game.
>>342090807
You can't make me.
I'm going to keep feeling superior to everyone around me and sperg out about mediocre jokes.
There is nothing you can do about it.Faggot.
>>342089779
At the very least we know everyone is 18+
le based jimbo
I suddenly like him now that he hates a game I don't like xD
>>342090663
What is this semon demon of a site
