1. Geralt
2. Lambert
3. Yennefer
4. Radovid
5. Dijkstra (before he goes full retard)
6. Roche
7. Priscilla
8. Bloody Baron
9. Vesemir
10. Emhyr ala Tywin Lannister
Bonus (Overrated Characters)
Ciri, Trish
>>342087540
Lambert is the fucking bro
Just started playing The Witcher because of these threads.
Pretty GOAT so far.
I would switch yen with lambs, but otherwise... Yeah.
Only thing I would add is that although Ciri is overrated, I like her with Geralt and yen.
wheres eskel
Where the FUCK is gaunter and Regis?
>>342087540
How come School of Viper are full bantz ?
Lambert and Geralt are straight up /sp/artan tier
>>342087540
Absolutely disgusting fuck-this-gay-earth-tier list.
The real list is this
1. Geralt
2. Olgierd
3. Regis
4. Zoltan
5. Vernon
6. Anna Henrietta
7. Ciri
8. Yen
9. Triss
10. Shani
Lambert can go fuck himself
>>342090026
>Olgierd
consider choking yourself with the door knob
or just hang yourself
>>342089756
This man is asking the real questions.
>>342090126
What's wrong with Olgierd?
>>342087540
Lambert more like Lamebert
He deserved getting memed on after I chopped off that witch sluts head
>>342087540
Kiyan's fate was kind of sad
>>342089798
That's not Viper School, Letho and his squad are Viper
>>342087540
GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
1.Gaunter O'dimm
2. Geralt
3. Zoltan
4. Lambert
5. Bloody Baron
6. Vesemir
7. Ciri
8. Yen
9. Triss
10. Roche
>>342087540
God damn Lambert's ugly. He's such a prick. Eskel can go die in a fire too
>>342087540
>no foltest
>lameovid that high
shit list
>>342087540
>Bonus (Overrated Characters)
>Ciri, Trish
Your opinion is officially trash.
>people unironically think Lambert is bro tier instead of whiny little bitch "poor me" tier
>>342090318
If you swap Ciri with Broche it's perfect.
>>342090414
I fucking love the banter with that guy, he's absolutely hilarious. If you take everything he says seriously, sure, he comes across as a whiny little bitch, but that's not how the conversations between him and Geralt go. It's all in good fun.
>>342090414
>>342090326
>>342090229
>>342090026
>14 posters to 19
>this c uck face
>>342090414
he's literally a tsundere, he admits his undying love for you when he gets shitfaced
![bd1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PtvpMvL.jpg "bd1[1].jpg")
Too bad Geralt can't be gay.
>>342087540
>Trish
God damnit man she just wants to give you her strawberry pies.
>>342088845
1 Vlodimir
2 Regis
3 Gaunter O'Dimm
4 Emhyr
5 Geralt
6 Cerys
7 Keira
8 Yennefer
9 Zoltan
10 Olgierd
>>342087540
>Lambert
>Not Eskel
Shit list.
>>342090414
This. Lambert is such a fucking edgelord.
>>342090528
All me
>>342087540
1. Gaunter O'Dimm
2. Geralt
3. Philippa
4. Dijkstra
5. Beckham
6. Annarietta
7. Eskel
8. Lambert
9. Triss
10. Yen(only because she becomes a living meme in her epilogue)
Always have to fix everything for you whoresons.
>>342087540
But where's Odrin?
>>342090721
nice try fag
>>342090867
only feel good nu male approved character allow
>>342087540
Actual best character coming through
>>342090609
Yeah, that must be why she exploited Geralt's memory loss for her personal gain and explicitly and unapologetically used him as a tool for the Lodge's benefit putting him at great risk with zero benefit.
>"oh, you've really forgotton her?"
>you know, your romantic partner of 65 years that I've carefully completely failed to mention while I've been leading you on and implying that we were always together
>>342090823
>Ignorietta
lmao, why is that daft bitch even on there? She's dumber than a sack of rocks.
Any list that doesn't have Regis and Vlodimir in it isn't even worth reading.
>>342090989
How did (you) know?
>>342090191
>I'm a dick because I cursed myself and O'Dimm is meeeeean
>Please go do these impossible things and hopefully die in the process
>"OH WOW WHAT A BRO, SUCH A TRAGIC BACKSTORY 10/10 WOULD SUCK HIS DICK"
I would understand if people would get attached to his ghost brother, but Olgierd?
You barely interact with the man and he's really not that interesting let alone bro-tier.
>>342091067
>good ruler
>passionate
>loves her family
>doesn't give in to terrorist demands
>also a cute
Objectively best waifu.
>>342091159
Where did you get that picture of literally me?
>>342091012
Pretty romantic if you ask me.
A friend who tries to bail you out from your toxic relationship with a vapid cunt that you are tied by magic to is a pretty good friend.
>>342091235
DELETE THIS
medallion is humming
>>342087540
Where is Odrin?
>>342087540
>Radovid
>over Dijkstra
Try again.
>>342087540
>balding faggot that gets salty at everything geralt says meanwhile dishing out insults and criticism 24/7
lambert's a total cunt throughout the entire game, there's nothing likable about him.
>>342090994
>johnny
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KZgATu2.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Why is he so based /v/ros?
>>342091309
Place of power... Better draw from it.
>>342091229
It's a shame she's so fucking dumb, then. Literally all decisions in game make her look so stupid. How could she be a good ruler? She's rash, ignorant and naive.
>>342087540
>Rad "kill a mage to improve you wage" Ovid
>Dijkstra (the last part didn't count!!!!!!!)
>Above Vesemir and Roche
>No mention of Zoltan, Eskel, Regis...
>>342091309Witcher thread... gotta be.
>>342091229
>Those lips
Literally build to suck Geralt mutant cock.
>liking Lambert
>after the way he treats Vesemir
>Especially after he whines about not getting his sword during the fire burial
Yeah nah fuck Lambert
>>342091375
People out of europe really have no idea of what friendly banter is, do they?
>>342091331
ERE ME BOY
>>342089316
Just wait until you get to the expansions. Hearts of Stone and Blood and Wine are incredible
>>342091253
Secondaries say the darndest things
>LE CHARACTERS XDD
ITS A VIDEO GAME VIDEO GAME YOU FUCKING RETARDS I HATE YOU ALL I WISH YOU DIE FUCKING BAD GAMEPLAY PIECE OF SHIT
>>342091658
I actually have that kind of relationship with my father, so fuck you for disliking that
![untitled2pdapt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XX0nnHQ.png "untitled2pdapt[1].png")
>>342091703
>>342091253
>A friend who tries to bail you out from your toxic relationship
It really says something when all of Geralt's friends did just that.
Can't have, broken heart tier:
Shani
>>342091689
>Blood and Wine is incredible
>>342089316
>people praising the new zelda
>mfw I realize its just witcher lite setting without Geralt quip
0/10 tb h
>>342091765
Your father treats you normally like everyone else and you treat him like shit?
>>342091703
>no voorhis
He was the best bro
>>342091836
He forced me into a life I didn't want to live because >>muh dreams , so I don't care how he treats me, he'll get shit from me forever.
>>342091828
It's closer to Dragon Dogma frankly, the basic combat mechanics look very TW3-like (in comparison to DD or Dark Souls) but that's it.
>>342091658
Lambert is great. He loves vesimir, why do you think he gives vesimir such a hard time?
>>342091857
>tfw you find out voorhis is supposed to be emperor after Emhyr
>tfw you fin out he's one of the major players in the confederation of merchants
>tfw in one of the endings the merchants kill Emhyr
>tfw you realize in one of the endings he kills Charles Dance
>>342091857
>Can't get Voorhis and his platoon at Kaer Morhan
>"So I'm willing to detach some soldiers to Kaer Mohran"
>"Ok"
>"But on the one condition that their officer will be that one general you already know and is a pretty sensible man"
>"WHAT"
>"That's right, I'm not forcing a total stranger or an arrogant bigot on you"
>"NO DEAL"
>"And he'll bring pancakes and waffles for everyone"
>"FUCK YOU YOU ARE THE WORST EMPEROR"
What the fuck was Geralt's deal
If you didn't want soldiers at Kaer Mohran then why come to him?
Did you expect him to send a platoon with no officer?
Would you have preferred a general you didn't know?
Fuck.
>>342087540
Eskel
Geralt
Broche
Vesemir
Bloody Baron
Dandelion
Zoltan
Yennefer (in late-game TW3)
Triss (TW2)
Lambert
Dijkstra
Emhyr
Triss (TW3)
Yennefer (at the first meeting of TW3,and vineyard)
Shani
Priscilla
Radovid
Ciri
>>342091663
if you think most of geralt and lambert's conversations are friendly banter it's more likely you're the one not from europe
or an autist
>>342093065
Ah shit son he called you an autist
Time to pack up and leave
>>342091827
fag
>>342091828
Why are you forcing this shitpost? Witcher 3's a comepletely different game since its story,gameplay,cutscenes are completely different.
>>342094385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuhE_P951Jc
Even SBH has to put a dozen disclaimers at the start of the video to prevent you rapid B&W fanboys from overrunning him.
>>342092687
>W2 Triss over W3 Triss
I don't even
>>342092501
It nearly made me drop the game I was so annoyed at that.
I mean fuck why even give the option
>>342091532
Because she doesn't do much ruling. Their wine exports keep them rich and the fact that she's Emhyr's cousin and Touissaint is a Nilfgaard province means they get 10/10 protection for free.
What is his name again
>>342097265
Master meme.
>>342097265
Gauntest of them all
>>342087540
I'm not too far into the game but after a few Ciri cutscenes she does seem dangerously mary sue-esque... not entirely, she still has some faults, but still I am getting that vibe strongly
Also I fucking love this game's various bro-ups, Roche was awesome in 2
I can't fucking believe this "rpg game" won't fucking let me end up with Shani.
I'd be mad too for not being allowed to end with Keira also , who is still miles ahead of tsundere annoying black head and bland redhead, but I wouldn't cuck my main bro Lambert
TRISS IS LOVE TRISS IS LIFE. What happens in the books do not matter because the books are irrelevant.
do you think it will be ay least 50% off in the summer sales + all dlcs?
I've played the first two and I'm pretty hyped to play the third
>>342087540
lambert had the worst voice acting in the entire game including extras
>>342097578
Shani is the very definition of bland trash though.
>>342091012
>Yeah, that must be why she exploited Geralt's memory loss for her personal gain and explicitly and unapologetically used him as a tool for the Lodge's benefit putting him at great risk with zero benefit
>Implying Yen hasn't done similar and doesn't regularly violate Geralt's mind for the lulz
>>342091229
Literally Cerys.
>>342097265
Mister maker
>>342097265
Dimm o'Gaunt
>>342098040
You motherfucker, you don't talk shit about my waifu!
why the fuck did djikstra have to try and betray me?
i really liked him.
also why did i never fight the emperors general? i really liked him too.
>>342098216
Bitch looks like she was crying all day long, every single day.
She also has an unhealthy obsession with Yen.
>>342097847
Honestly the VA inconsistency bothered the fuck out of me.
Everyone in the game had a regional accent, which is fair enough, but there was no sort of consistency other than Skellige being Irish. The rest was just a mishmash of everything from Brummie to Welsh to Geordie.
Also the random Americans for no reason.
>Dijkstra tries to 1v3 you, Roche, and Ves
>Even though all his henchmen had just been slaughtered
>And he has a bad leg which, as was established earlier, made him shit at fighting
Sure feels like poor writing.
>>342098216
Cerys is young. Annarietta, not so much.
Also, Cerys is from skellige. She'd be more raunchy than Annarietta, as wild as she is.
Although... tag team of Syanna, Annarietta and Cerys. Mm.
>>342098504
Nigga Cerys is based as fuck and you just know she's a beast in the sheets.
>>342098641
>Also, Cerys is from skellige. She'd be more raunchy than Annarietta, as wild as she is.
This is a bad thing... how?
>>342097554
Lol that fucking guy
>>342088845
Did you miss the part when he cucked Geralt?
>>342098583
It was a point that was cotinously rewritten, as they couldn't get Henselt to be alive, or include Iorveth, or Saskia.
They wrote themselves into a corner with Radovid, and they couldn't have had this unified racist pogrom against nonhumans if both Kings lived. Sure it would have had the same effects, but it wouldn't have been this unified.
Also
>no mention of Sigfried even though Eternal Fire and shit
>no mention of Adda
>Kalkstein killed off for good measure, can't have Brostein bro it up with you.
>No mention of the La valettes or Anais, at all
>Witch hunt still happens, regardless of your actions
Witcher 3 is solid 10/10 outstanding, but it does have its own problems.
>>342090528
Is this an onion article?
>>342097265
Gunther O'Dam
Sometimes called the Merman of Memers
Also known as the Glassman
>>342098884
[Glass Him]
>>342091415
>not Bart, thinking 'bout rocks
>>342098804
Seigfried does get mention in Hearts of Stone when dealing with fallen Flaming Rose knights.
You also talk to one of the La Valettes as I recall.
No idea what happened to Anais though, probably became irrelevent once Nilfgaard invaded.
>>342098804
>Witcher 3 is solid 10/10 outstanding, but it does have its own problems.
It's a great standalone and a great sequel to the books, but completely ignores everything that happened in the TW2.
Just like TW2 ignored everything that happened in TW1
>>342091309
are place of power in the books?
I kinda want to go with Dijkstra over Roche just because Sigi was more entertaining in W3...but it feels so fucking stupid.
>>342098804
>>no mention of Adda
Probably canonically dead, easier for writers that way.
>>No mention of the La valettes or Anais, at all
Louisa sold herself to the Nilfs, and she's in the game. Too bad about Anais, she might've made a difference somewhere.
>yfw Pricella's literally blonde Ciri
>>342099163
yes. ciri and yennifer visited one
Is yennefer borderline?
>>342099291
>Adda
>politically useless, cannot demand Temeria even if she was Foltest daughter
>literally a man eating monster
>probably fucked half Redania
Chances are she got the stake by Madovid
>>342099581
Borderline trashy old hag?
>no barnabas
Geralt is not pleased
>>342097265
'Memeing Incarnate'
>>342087540
1. Geralt
2. Olgeird
3. Roche
4. Vesemir
5. Lambert
6. Regis
7. Triss
8. Mad Rad
9. Phillipa
10. Ciri
Objective list
>>342090994
Defecatin to the sunroise
Down right glorious
>>342097265
Cunter O' Dimwit
>>342097554
>Yeah, well I fucked your mother!
Laughed for a solid minute
I'll miss Geralt ;_;
>>342097554
I seriously cannot believe I got into a rap battle with a guy and it completely circumvented having to punch him? It was legitimately hilarious
You all suck, Eskel is clearly the best witcher.
>>342102408
Not enough of him though
I do like him but he was barely in the game
>>342097554
That's a monkey island reference.
>>342087540
>only mentioning TW3 characters
>>342087540
Bump Baron up a little bit and I agree
>>342102790
Kalkstein always looked like a fucking neanderthal.
>>342087540
>Yennefer
>>342102790
radovid sucks flaccid cock
>>342087540
>Radshit the mad bitch better than Emhyr motherfucking Lannister
RADOVID
SUCKS
FLACCID
COCK
WHERE THE FUCK IS ESKEL?
>>342087540
Replace Roche with Regis and we're good. Roche is okay but your interests merely aligned and you aren't really friends.
>>342098754
What? When?
>>342090823
Good list anon, I like
Although Yen is only good for breaking her heart, that scene is priceless
>>342103203
Not in 99% of the game
>>342103227
>he didn't get the tattoo
That's like saying Thaler wasn't your friend because 90% of Witcher fans either didn't play the game first game or were too dumb and had him killed
>>342091253
Triss is legitimately insane. You should hear some of her inner monologue.
>>342087540
>not even mentioning Regis
What the fuck man, your list is objectively wrong.
Comfiest game ever. Roach is possibly my most hated horse in gaming though.
>>342103440
That's good. You know what they say: Always stick your dick in crazy.
>>342097265
Gaunty McGauntface
>>342103620
I see no issues with the inter-dimensional beast
>>342089756
This. Eskel is the most bro character alongside Broche, he's also basically a sec machine having survived a sexual encounter with a succubus.
>>342102790
Was he even a human? He basically looks like he's from the planet of the apes.
>there are people on this thread RIGHT NOW who prefer the company of Roche
He has murdered women and children, and countless other innocents. He's to got much blood on his hands to be considered a bro.
When I had to send Triss away after the Novigrad quest my heart sunk
But now I got to Skellige and I met Yennefer, she's not that bad either.
I still think I may have made the wrong choice, Triss always filled me with joy
Guys I'm going through the game a second time and I am romancing Triss even though the bitch has zero personality whatsoever. Am I making a big mistake? Should I go all out for Yenn? Can I still at this point (Triss just left Novigrad with the mages).
Objectively best list:
1 Lambert and Eskel (they make a whole)
2 Roche
3 Zoltan
4 Yen
5 Vesemir
6 Regis
7 Crach and his family
8 Emhyr
9 Olgierd
10 Thaler
>>342104206
>believing Iorveth ever
He was a Nilfgaardian traitor alongside with other scoiatel, and even they didn't like him and gave him to be killed to nordlings.
>>342104332
>OLGIERD
>NINE
FUCK OFF
>>342104175
He had gnomish descendants iirc
Cue the incredible affinity for alchemy
>>342104305
No anon, Yen is a better companion. She died for Geralt and would let the North burn for their daughter. Triss is a high school summer romance, passionate but shallow. Yen is a lifetime relationship, real and deep.
>>342104305
PLEASE tell me you slept with them both :^))))))))
>>342090642
Swap Zoltan and Gaunter then replace Gaunter with Eskel and it's perfect.
>>342103203
Eskel needs to get a fucking haircut. He looks like an idiot with that mop on his head.
>>342104206
>he fell for elvish meme
>>342104641
This. He's actually ruggedly handsome. His crappy hair ruins his face more than the scar.
>>342092501
>>342096905
Geralt didn't want him there because Voorhis's only motivation is an arranged marriage with Ciri.
>>342097265
Detective Spooner
>>342102563
>Mancomb
You don't say, anon.
>>342092687
Whats wrong with vineyard Yennifer? Geralt bringing her cold drinks was an obvious joke.
>>342100237
BIANCO BOOOOOOYS
1. My nigga Zoltan
2. Geralt
3. Dandelion
>>342104642
>>342104391
Whoresons please. Roche and his merry band of genociders are evil and would put you down if it meant killing just one elf.
>>342097265
>G aunter
>o'
>D imm
>>342097265
Gunter Ein Dimmellfarmen
>>342105238
>siding with elves
>elves which agenda is literally killing or at least enslaving all humans
>accusing Broche of being evil
this is what elf lovers actually believe.
>>342097265
Gaunter "gone to return some videotapes" O Dimm
>>342105238
>Forgetting the whole underlying story of the Witcherverse is elves stealing planets for themselves
Humanity is where it's at, knife-ear. Face it, you got served.
>>342104332
I like this list, but I would replace 4 with Letho. Ending of TW2 just drinking and laughing together at Sile exploding was great
1. Roach
2. Zoltan
3. Dandelion
4. Geralt
5. That herbalist you meet in the first part of the game (dat ass doe)
6. Vesamir
7.doo doo
8. The elven slut at the high end whore house in Novigrad
9. Keira
10. Shani
> people unironically like Triss
Holy shit.
>>342103914
Fucking can't wait for Gwent
>>342105427
Is justice suddenly evil now. Humans have a lot to explain when it comes to mass killings of non-Humans and the forcing of them into Ghettos. Meanwhile Roche does
>kill men he interrogates
>murder childgren
>murder women
He's no saint
>>342106002
Humans don't have to explain shit. Elves and those other fucks showed up out of nowhere and ruined everything for thousands of years just because they could. Then they got mad that humanity fought back.
>>342104206
>He has murdered women and children, and countless other innocents
I presume you're talking about humans, and referring to the elven terrorist as the murder.
>>342087540
Roche will always be numero uno in my heart
>>342104206
>cia man removing elf terrorists, protecting the good people of temeria
how can you not love Roche ?
>>342087540
David Beckham is pretty based IMO
>>342090287
>Kiyan's
wat... who is that how do you find him?
>>342104175
in the first game geralt constantly mentions how he must have gnomish ancestry in his journal. Some of them are a bit humorous.
