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>dude SKOOMA lmao! never should have come here
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>dude SKOOMA lmao!
never should have come here
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>>342067237
Skooma? Must be your imagination.
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i yield. i yield !!
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>>342068091
*chops off head*
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>khajiit complains to me that people think they're all skooma dealers
>ok what do you have for sale
>skooma
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>>342068374
>muslims pissed off that people think they're terrorists
>what are you gonna do about it?
>kill a bunch of people
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>play morrowind
>pick up loads of skooma from caves
>forget about it
>go back to town
>nobody wants to deal with me

Why did they remove this in later games? I guess it's because there's no reason that anyone would know that you have drugs on you?
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>>342068374
>>342068535
really makes u think
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>>342068819
>because there's no reason that anyone would know that you have drugs on you?
Uh in morrowind your inventory would pop up right next to theirs.
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>>342069247
I guess the morrowind protagonist just dumped their shit out like a retard on the floor.
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>>342069420
He just pulls down his pants to reveal his hidden leg shelves.
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>>342068819
>>342069247
i'd imagine that skooma would have a really distinctive smell, like pot.
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>>342069420
I always imagined you had some kind of invisible pack and you rolled out the contents in this leather roll inside of it with w bunch of pockets.
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>>342067237
You'll make a fine rug, cat!
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_________
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>>342069856
It would just seem silly to proudly display something that is obviously illegal, when you'd hide it if you had any sense.
>>342069687
This seems more likely to me, in which case I don't see why it was removed from the game.


CASUALS BRO OMG
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silly bandits
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>skyrim
>exploring
>Khajiit starts getting fucked up by a Sabre Cat
>Oh shit better sve him
>He turns, decks the sabre across the road
>Looks at me
>Asks to sell Skooma

I was scared, it was like watching a drive by in the ghetto.
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>>342072372
anon
in Skyrim you play as a gawd
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>>342068535
Just wow
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>>342072372
NPCs in this game often grow a pair out of nowhere.
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>Playing Skyrim
>Go to Dawnstar for Mehrunes Dagon quest
>Fast travel and see Khajit caravan to my left (I knew it appeared there sometimes but force of habit)
>Decide to right hook one of the cunts across the face
>Khajits go bat-shit crazy and attack me
>Run into Dawnstar
>"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM"
>Ohshit.jpg
>Guards run past me and start fucking up the Khajits for attacking me
>mfw racism is strong in Skyrim

Pic related, Khajit that caught these hands.
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>>342067237
Never should of come here, scum!
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>>342072372

you best have bought that skooma. anon
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Bump for kitties
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>>342074063

Goddamn that's funny
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>>342068535
muslims pissed because the quran literally tells them to slaughter all non believers
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>>342074063

I want to believe this story especially since it is so funny, but I know all too well how fucking anal Elder Scrolls is about touching or starting anything with ANY faction and then coming to stop your criminal scum behavior.
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I always wondered about what it'd feel like to fuck a Khajiit. Would it be better to fuck one because their crotches will be all fluffy and soft and feel great on your cock, or will you get carpet-burn?
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>>342075774
>anime
if you're wondering why nobody read your post, there's why.
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>>342075880

generally all things that have fur have bald patches near orifices, unlike humans who grow hair ONLY there.
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>>342075880
Probably the former
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>>342075941
>head, armpit, chest
>orifices
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>>342075774
It's 100% legit. I feel because their caravan is outside the city, not in it, the guards don't give a fuck. But when i ran in and the Khajit were still aggro the guards were like "FUCKIN' NOT IN MY CITY".
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>>342075630
wew
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>>342070254
Cum to draggers reach to dicuss da ongoin hostilities like the rest of the great warios?
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>>342075774
I read your post anon.
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>>342074063
Reminds me every time I start a new playthrough in the game, my fist encounter with a NPC is always some sort of whacky shenanigans.
Almost like the the game is saying "In case you forgot, this is the kind of game you are playing".
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>>342076048

>He doesn't have a fuckable hole on the top of his head

lol?
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>>342075939

>TRIGGERED by anime on an originally anime focused image board

Calm down autismo I don't know how that pic got posted, but I meant to post pic related.

>b-but muh animu NERDS boogeyman on my normie /v/ board!!111

Seriously, your post is the most autistic thing I have ever seen on /v/ and I've been on the 4chinchin since early 2004
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khajiit are the best, most fun race
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>>342073910
>Born in a small frozen country nobody really cares about any more
>Only real careers are in the military, militia, banditry or farming/mining, but don't have the muscles for it.
>Could read and write, but didn't have the cunning for magic.
>Become a postman, don't mind walking and at least its safe and regular money, right?
>Turns out barely anyone can read or write here, and even if they can nobody seems to need or want to send letters
>Live a life of poverty
>Suddenly a guy asks me if I can deliver a letter to someone
>"what's his address?"
>Uh he doesn't have one
>"Well, where does he live?"
>Nowhere
>"What's his name?"
>No idea, nobody ever says it out loud, people call him dragonborn, just fucking listen for shouting and dead bandits.
>have to roam city to city finding this asshole to deliver this fucking stupid letter, finally find him ass-deep in a cave surrounded by angry white walkers
>Fuck off assholes this guy needs to sign for his mail
>Go back home, day later this shady asshole asks me to deliver a note with no envelope.
>Just some black hand and some scribbled ranting.
>Okay fucking fine
>Find dragonborn surrounded by 26 guards trying to fit their swords up his asshole.
>Tell them to fucking wait while he signs for this letter
>Doesn't want to sign for it
>Trying to stiff me
>Plant it on him anyway just as they finally arrest him

This is only marginally worse writing than a Skyrim quest.
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>>342076682
This triggers my autism
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>>342070254
Oh no no this is so wrong.
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>>342076682
Reminds me of my cat. Every time she licked my hand it always felt rough like sandpaper, and it tickled something crazy. I miss her.
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>>342075630
>Khajiit thief steals you're shit
>try to track her ass down
>find her "borrowing" from the local nobility
>you manage to snag something off her this time
>turns into almost a weird game of tag with you two trying to get the jump on each other
>but when push comes to shove on quests, she always helps you
>and then immediately makes off with your coin purse the moment the quest is finished
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Why didn't Alduin do his job?

I went after him to Sovngarde and I had a lot of questions but nope

Actually even the fist battle at the top of the world was a lot more interesting to me. After you defeat him that's the only real moment where he stops just a second acknowledges you as dovah and immediately goes back to being a dick I guess at that point he already knew it kinda over for him but STILL refuses to do his job.
open mouth -> devour world
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>>342078234
>implying he literally eats it
Vorefags pls go and stay go.
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>>342078440
that's not the point
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>>342078008
>joke's on her, I got her pregnant
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>>342076682
Imagine that tongue on your dick.
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>>342076863
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>>342075630
Whose the artist who draws this semen demon?
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>>342078705

>She gives birth to an Alfiq
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Argonian dick
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>>342076863
the elder scrolls: new riften
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>>342078440
Not him but what is he supposed to do? He doesn't seem all that impressive given he's barely stronger than the dragons you come across while not over leveled.
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>>342079146
Technically all Khajiit kittens are born looking basically like cat kittens. They then sort of change into whatever form they're meant to have, over time.

That's why Khajiit females can give birth so quickly and to so many children. It's also why they're so promiscuous and very willing to mate with humans.
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>>342075548
>jpg
Fucking hell you're just as bad, ues png you fucking faggot.
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>>342070254
You know if you've got the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College in Winterhold.
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>>342079514
The second does not explain the first.
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>>342070254
>_________

Farengar's dialogue is removed, great mod.
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>>342070684

The illustrator should have made the Dragonborn character even more overpowered looking.
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>>342079617
The less energy required to produce offspring, the less selective females of species become when selecting mates. They instead choose a wider range of genetic diversity to increase the odds of one of their litters surviving and prospering.

Horny Khajiit girls wanting to get knocked up by humans is science. SCIENCE
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>>342079576
>I do not understand the uses of image formats
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So enlighten me just what level of drug is skooma supposed to be? weed? crack? meth? acid?
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>>342078008
>>and then immediately makes off with your coin purse the moment the quest is finished

>next time we meet in a dungeon and I fighting a horde of enemies I use chain lightening instead of a spell without area effects
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>>342079782
But do we ever see more than the anthro khajiit?
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>>342080126
>So enlighten me just what level of drug is skooma supposed to be? weed? crack? meth? acid?

For Khajiits, weed. For anyone else, LSD.
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>>342080196
In games? ESO has more, including Alfiq. Bethesda is too fucking lazy to make more than one human-shaped rig, or even change their textures slightly.
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>>342079514
>It's also why they're so promiscuous and very willing to mate with humans.

[citation needed]
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>>342080196
>But do we ever see more than the anthro khajiit?

A Khajiit that looks like a lion or something wouldn't last long outside of Elsweyr.
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>>342080308

it's kinda sad that ESO is quickly becoming a better take on TES lore than the main series JUST because Zenimax itself is less lazy than Bethesda.
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>>342080323
>lore says thing exists
>thing exists still exists during game
>game never shows it
>you can't find it
>game just doesn't have it
Anon, I...
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>>342080448
Well, it breaks canon constantly and is generally very shitty at representing any of the lore, because the developers just make whatever they want.

But Bethesda is so terrible at it, there isn't much comparison.
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>>342068819
because fuck putting effort into anything

why put actual care into your game when people will buy a game where all you do is go to places and click on guys
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>>342078982
>semen demon
>not semen thief
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>>342078982
Nakanoart from deviantart.
Whodathunkit
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>>342078705
>pregnant Khajiit thief wife/gf
I'm ok with this
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>>342080551
>ESO kills the lore.
When will this meme end.
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Khajiit make the best companions, because when invariably kill my follower in a blue-on-blue incident I don't feel bad.
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>>342080551
>>342081338
That is an exageration but there are a lot of inconsistencies
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Will TES6 Khajiit finally look good in vanilla?
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>>342081442
Never.
Can't have sexy cats no matter how much player want sexy cats.
Sexy normal cats will always be fine too.
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>>342081442
No. Bethesda is of the "needs to look like beastmen" line of thought when it comes to Argonians, Khajiit and so on. If anything, they'll exaggerate the species' traits even more. Longer muzzles, even beadier eyes, etc.

It's probably why there will never, ever be another game with anything other than Cathay types. They get to reuse human skeletons for the models, and they're beast like enough to differentiate them as a race, and Bethesda is too lazy and stingy about resources to make anything else. The more exaggerated, to them, the better off they are.
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>>342075941
>>Who grow hair ONLY there.

I fuckin wish. I've got Robin Williams levels of body hair going on.
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>>342070254

HOSHTILITIES
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>>342075774
>but I know all too well how fucking anal Elder Scrolls is about touching or starting anything with ANY faction and then coming to stop your criminal scum behavior.
Factions are separated in Skyrim. For example you can genocide every orc in the province and nobody will bat an eyelash.
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Thread dying post cats fags.
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>>342083942
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>>342083942
K
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>>342083942
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>>342084076
We're going to need more cats.
>>342083981
>.gif
Webm is the good stuff anon.
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>>342084261
>reverse Google
>fireden v thread only result
Is this the actual original?
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>>342084076
That pussy has got a nice cat.
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>>342072372
>Elder Scrolls VI: Elsweyr
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>>342084391
No, the original is
https://e621.net/post/show/480286
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>>342084489
I wish, the random munblings and rumors lean hard on Valenwood being the next one
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>>342076454
>Morrowind: Fargoth
>Oblivion: Valen Dreth

What kind of wacky character does Skyrim have talk to you when you first start?
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>>342081442
>mfw beast races keep looking like humans with lizard/cat heads pasted on top

I get that you want to reuse animations as much as possible Bethesda, but it kills any interest I have in playing as a goddamn lizard man
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>>342084676
Some faggot in a wagon. He is later determined to also be racist and unable to tell the difference between banditry and dragonslaying.
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>>342084617
Which means nothing. I remember the most popular prediction for TESV being Valenwood and/or Elsweyr until we started finding out Skyrim stuff was getting trademarked.
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>>342084617
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>>342084957
Cody just doesn't look the same ever since he got out of prison.
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>>342084992
The assumption is based off this
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>>342078234
>morrowind
>get a metric fuck ton of lore about Dagoth Ur and the tribunal role in shaping morrowind giving you nearly everything you need to understand why Dagoth needs to be put down
>Oblivion
>get a customary fuck ton of lore about the Septims, Akatosh and his role on the cosmic and mortal scale, the Towers, Imperial history, and more interesting stuff about the Princes
>Skyrim
>lol, dragons had human slaves, held debates that ripped mountains and shaped rivers, introduce a nirn-ending god and don't explain anything, not even in the DLC, which Morrowind and Oblivion did

really, skyrim dropped the ball on potential lore, excluding minor and cool bits in Dawnguard, and most of the Dragonborn DLC
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>>342067237
Does a khajiit Dovahkiin shout Fus Ro Meow?
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>>342085243
Are all dragonborn Russian?
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>>342085157
That's a nice, totally legit piece of paper you have there.
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>We'll inevitably eventually get Skyrim X: Black Marsh
>It will never be made by anyone other than Bethesda
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>>342081442
>tfw the only retcon you are hoping for instead of entirely dreading is if they make Khajiits sexy catgirls because you are literally fecal matter made living
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>>342076264
This made me smile
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>>342085640
You're welcome.
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>tfw no Khajiit gf to cuddle at night
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>>342076682
Khajiit blowjobs?
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>>342086038
Prequel is shit.
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>>342079514
How does a Khajiit rimjob feel like?
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>>342086175
>Not liking the binary brush
How dare you have taste anon
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>>342068091
It's possible to spare most enemies if they yield and you sheath your weapon.

I did it to spare a lot of challengers who wanted to fight me.
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>>342086087

are you sure?
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>>342086293
Sandpaper on anus.
Torture beyond the level of fiction bordering on nonfiction.
Don't do it anon.
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>>342086396
Fuck
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>>342086396
Now im just more certain
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>>342085474
it got a few things right
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>>342081242
Why'd they pull all their stuff from e621?
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>>342086396
man I love cats, wouldn't be a furry though.
Big cats are so loveable
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>>342068374
>dark elves in Windhelm
>given residence, work, warm fires, basically everything a refugee could ever wish for
>don't go back when Morrowind is safe again
>complain that Nords don't treat them 100% equal

Is Skyrim the most redpilled game?
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it's fine, they can meassure their strength
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>>342086396
>some khajit is groping you
>try to move away
>she unsheathes her claws and continues groping you
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>>342086724
>no khajiit boyfriend to fuck and annoy
man...
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>>342086708
morrowind is raped by ash at this point
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>>342086685
How the fuck should I know? I'm not a part of their cesspool community. Most likely the asswipe/cunt realized
>oh shit im making furry artwork
And rabbited.
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>>342086724
STOP
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>>342086724
more
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>>342086881
Vvardenfell is, the rest is fine but ruled by Argonians so I guess if you're a fucking racist dark elf shit you won't like that.
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>>342086867
Finally someone with taste in this thread.
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>>342086708
"Not currently on fire" and "safe" are very different concepts

The southern half of Morrowind is occupied by pissed off vengeful Argonians and everything north of that got fucked by a supervolcano that's STILL constantly spewing ash hundreds of years later
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>>342087178
Well I hate all non-humans so it's not much of a problem
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>>342087198
Are you saying dark elves don't want other people living in their land and trying to take their shit? What racists.
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>>342087275
Good we need a few pure breeds to stay behind while we sex up the argonians, khajiit and orcs anyways
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>>342068819
Never done an honest day's work in your life for all that coin you're carrying. Eh, lad?
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>>342087650
Guess I'm going to go on a genocide then
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>>342087162

i don't think i have files the right size or format for that
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>>342086724
>tfw you will never get to play with a big kitteh
>tfw you must settle for inferior small kittehs
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>>342087485
Except their land is currently an uninhabitable hellscape. This isn't a situation where they just want to go to Skyrim and freeload off of the Nords because they're lazy, their entire goddamn homeland got 200% fucked.

Also it's kind of funny that the Dunmer wouldn't be in nearly as bad of a situation if they hadn't enslaved Argonians for all those years, so now they call the Nords racist when it's their own racism that got them into this fucking mess in the first place.
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>>342085157
>will take place june.
>will be adhered to.
TOTALLY REAL
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>>342088190
small cats are good too
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>>342084617
What if the next one is actually two countries, and includes both Valenwood and Elsweyr? Is a two country Elder Scrolls game too ambitious for Bethesda?
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>no black marsh game
>shitty remaster of a game not even two gens old
fucking bullshit
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>>342088392
>border tensions
>another war
>10 on 10 side battles
sounds delightful
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>>342088247
Remember Morrowind? Their racism was even more blatant there. Everything was about "fuck outsider this, fuck outsider that, we don't want outsiders here, empire get out reeee, fucking outsider-loving cucks".

And then when they come to Skyrim they act like they're entitled to be treated like they never treated outsiders. It's a perfect allegory for refugee bullshit.
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>tfw all the Berserk mods are old and can't be used with current iterations of mods

I'm crying.
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>>342088592
Everything is about refugees for you, isn't it /pol/?
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Fuck i finally got off my addiction to modded skyrim and you guys are bringing me back
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>>342088392
Actually Valenwood and Elsweyr put together are only about 40,000 square miles larger than Skyrim, lore-wise, which isn't even 1.5 times the size. Considering new engine tech it certainly wouldn't be impossible.
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>>342070254

>you'll never discush the ongoing hoshtilitiesh with Farengar

Why even live?
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>>342088852
>new engine
I giggled.
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>>342086708
>That Altmer woman who says they should all get over themselves
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>>342088247
The Nords gave them a whole fucking island, but they still complain.
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>>342089027
Let me be a little optimistic
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>>342075939
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>>342088190
Small cats are fine, just get a stray they make the best pets.
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>>342089558
How easy are they to fuck
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>>342084676
Wouldn't Valen Dreth be more of an equivalent to Jiub?
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>>342089686
I wouldn't know, I only love cats in a platonic way unlike you.
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>>342089904
Guess I'll just have to find out lol
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> Morrowind
> petty bandit tries to attack my 50 level fighter in full daedric
> I jump
> he starts running away
Is jumping that intimidating?
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>>342076863
>This is only marginally worse writing than a Skyrim quest.
He's right.
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>>342078234
In Skyrim you fight an early incarnation of Alduin.
It is not yet time for him to eat the world (He literally starts to nom-nom the ground). So this version is piss weak compared to the incarnation of Alduin in the end of time.
Your job is to stop Alduin from eating the world early, but Alduin is just fucking around and wants to rule the world first.
The real Alduin in the End Time cannot be stopped.
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Would you date a Khajiit?
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>>342085157
really the assumpitons were based of a shitty fake image that says 2014 on it?
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>>342090028
Morrowind had acrobatics. You're not jumping. You're Jackie fucking Chan
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>>342090486
only if they were like this
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>>342090315
Does eating the ground make him stronger?
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>>342081442
[Spoiler]having a shitty night at work, more?
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>>342081784
GOOD.
Furries are a disease.
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>>342088852
>new engine
hahahahaha
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>>342089030
She made me think not all elfs where bad, then I discovered she is a fucking fence.

Kill all knife ears.
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>>342070254
GREAT WARRIORSH
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>>342087198

Hold the fucking phone.

The city of Blacklight is apparently fine as is much of southern Morrowind. In fact I'm pretty sure they said somewhere that House Redoran drove the Argonians out of Morrowind.
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>>342088190
Get a maine coon
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>>342090709
I need more of her in my life
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>>342091125
nope, called dibs back when i was a wee lad on montressor, she is my captain
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>>342090486
I wouldn't date you
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>>342070254
I liked him, his lisp gave him a personality
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>>342091234
I'll see about paying some shmuck to make an sfm model and cuck you with my rigging skills faggot
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quick! who is best daedric lord?
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>>342072372
>that one guard that jumped on a dragons head and killed it then afterwards looked at you and said he wished he was out fighting instead of doing boring guard stuff.
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>>342089558
I loved my cats when I had them growing up. There's something intrinsically appealing about big cats but alas they are too dangerous for the vast majority of pet owners. Proportionate to their size cats are much stronger than dogs, which is why after they reach a certain size they are no longer safe to keep as pets.
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>>342090486
I'd consider it.
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>>342091438
What about the more medium sized cats like a linx or ocelot?
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>>342091363
look, at the end of the day, neither of us are going to get her in the end, never feel her soft fur as we cuddle by the solar lamp in a cave huddling for warmth though a storm on some backwater planet where we don't know if we are going to make it though the night.

>>342091365
jyggalag or Sanguine for best bro, Periyite for most underappreciated prince, a three way fight to the death in a pit filled with Surile brothers wine between Nocturne, Azura, and Merida
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>>342076863
Is it bad that I would play this game?
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>>342090486
Lykaios and Lilmothiit are acceptable options too. If you can find them.
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>>342091365
>No Jygglylag

When Bethesda?
When will he come back?
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>>342091547
They will fuck your shit up worse than a Tiger or panther as they are way more aggressive.
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>>342091652
nigga are you blind? bottom row, right in the middle
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I need more cats in video games.
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>>342091109
I had a cat that was part main coon. She was melanistic so she had black fur. I cried when she passed away.
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>>342091594
I just want to feel Meridia's light wrapped around my pulsating cock.

Let me penetrate your beacon, please Meridia.
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>>342090315
Why would Alduin be in the world if it was not his time?

The ancient nord heroes sent him forward in time which means he really fucked up and when he physically returned to the world somehow it still wasn't his time to do his job?
so what I'm saying is I don't think Alduin not doing his job was all because it was not his time to nom the world

maybe Alduin himself decided that,acted against his fate or you know delayed that moment for who knows how long now
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>>342091804
wrong quote.

meant for >>342091365
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>>342067237
Spoilers got me good.

Nice one, OP.
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>You will never play a TES game featuring Dante from Devil May Cry

Why live?
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>>342091910
kys desu
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>>342067237
>dude SKOOMA lmao!
check your mer privilege, skooma is an intrinsic part of khajit culture and is used to travel to the moon, getting high is a better way than another catpile
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>>342090714
Dirt is Alduin's horse-cum protein shake, anon.
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>>342090315
This would be kind of cool.

Playing Elder Scrolls around the start of time.
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>>342090315
Isn't this just an excuse to justify him being weak as fuck? The game doesn't say anything about being too early for the buffet.
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>>342091547
Lynxes and ocelots are still too strong and their predatory instinct is too strong to control with just toys. They're not safe at all.

Ironically, cheetahs are one of the less dangerous large cats because when they are given an easy food source, they become lazy and more docile. Their behavior is more like a dog's than a cat's in many ways. That doesn't make them safe to keep as pets, of course, but they are less dangerous.

If you want an exotic looking cat just get a Bengal. They are are a domesticated breed and they are perfectly safe to play with.
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>>342091845
nah man, Parthunaax tells you.

>Alduin decided to take over Skyrim instead of waiting around for the world to end
>brings in cults centered around dragon worship, gets all the bitches to wash his scales while debating with dragons thinking that they can take his lead a head Dov
>Kyne sees the plight of man, tells parthunaxx to teach them voice to rise up
>sends Alduin in future, where he wants to start back up the empire of Alduin so he can chill until it is the real end time
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>>342091740
Who is this semen demon?
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>>342092186
From the new Masters of Orion.

There's a race of cat people in that.
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>>342091784
Mines also part main coon and he's 15-16
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>>342091878
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Lore
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>>342091365
Sheogorath, Sanguine and Clavicas Vile are the do it for the lulz trio.
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>>342092334
I wanna see a movie about the three of them having adventures but they need a straight man to drag along.

It'll be like The Hangover.
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>>342091647

the Hist deliberately started a genocidal plan to conquer Argonia where all these extinct races used to dwell peacefully.

It was not coincidence, if the Lilmothiit are gone, it's because of the scalefags, and the Hist plans to take over Tamriel and suck the entire kalpa dry before jumping on the next one. They are an aggressive cosmic fungus, and not your friends. Argonians are locusts with scales.
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>>342092418
genocide of the scaly fucks when?
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>>342092478
Every day of my life.

>mfw enslaving them and bringing them into morrowind was a mistake

I wish I could go back and slap the shit out of whoever thought that was a good idea. They're vermin.
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>>342092478

as soon as the elven fucks stop trying to kill reality and realize the Hist will devour the gods themselves if it's allowed to keep growing.
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>>342092403
Some other deadra does some shit to fuck them over.
They get a mortal to help them stay focused and remind them what they need to bedoing.
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hi /v/, i think you might help me. i'm looking for a game i used to play a long time ago, it was probably around 1999 or a bit later. i don't remember much, but there's been some point in this game when you had to chose some kind of an animal, there were like for of them i think and one of the was a cat standing on two legs
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>>342092641
>by the end the mortal is dealing with things of insane other worldly natures with a look of boredom on his face after seeing some shit.
>he ends up being the voice of reason and bringing them all together.

I want it.
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>>342092673
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>>342092334
Also sheogorath created music instruments by brutally mutilating a woman.
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>>342092165
>Alduin decided to take over Skyrim instead of waiting around for the world to end
>brings in cults centered around dragon worship, gets all the bitches to wash his scales while debating with dragons thinking that they can take his lead a head Dov

And all of this seem like distractions for Alduin

"wait for the world to end" (what does that even mean)
Alduin himself being in the world it means that it is time for this kalpa to end.I mean that was the entire "design" as far as I understand.
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>>342092639
mer will never learn, especially not the Altmer
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>>342092823
Oh man, I forgot about that. Sheogorath you card.
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I want to fuck a Khajiit girl in the ass so hard she gets pregnant from my potent human seed
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>>342091365
Meridia
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>>342093030
Remove meowmix.
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>>342092673
2001

You would not fuck this
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>>342093309
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>>342093369
>tfw you will never get to see the penis happiness prototype of B&W
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>>342089997
post pics
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>>342093369
thanks, this is it
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>>342090486
Yes I want a Khajiit Boyfriend to fuck in his tight ass
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>>342083104

By faction I was talking about the anon (who I responded to) was implying the guards were specifically racist to the Khajiit mechanics wise (rather than just speech dialogue).
But good job sperging about nothing since you can't into context autismo #2.

You should of have never brought up the """point""".
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There is no trust for Khajiit in this place.
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Let's say a miracle happens and Betheasda doesn't use a rebranded gamebryo for TESVI. What would you want them to use instead?
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>>342094350
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>>342094365
polished source 2
if TES 6 is just like Dark Messiah but in the TES universe it would be an godlike game.
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>>342094365
Whatever Dark Souls uses

Also Dark Souls combat, obviously.
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>>342094365
I would also like them to use CryEngine, but we all know that Bethesda devs can't into complex engines, so I'd say Unity.
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>>342094350
youre doing it wrong let me help
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>>342094365
You get together the best programmers working at Bethesda and their studios

Some of the guys that work now at id and made idtech6 previously worked on the Cry Engine

The problems they have to solve with the Creation engine are the loading screens for entering/leaving every single damn buiding that the biggest problem right now.
Second the physics in the game are still retarded there are so many examples of this bodies and water, bumping into any object really even the simple action of taking something off the table can fuck up everything else around it eh et cetera
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ayy
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>>342086813
B0i
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>>342080243
pretty sure for khajjit it's like caffeine but to anyone else it's crack.
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>>342086813
*whirlwind sprints behind you*
*clears throat*
fus ro dah

pshh nothing personel cat
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My character has a cellar filled with over 700 bottles of just fucking skooma
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