Mods are awake, try to give them headaches with the most absurd or retarded game ideas.
>play as a skeleton
>your goal is to escape the meatbag you're trapped inside
>you can do this by making sudden movements that might cause the person you're trapped inside to have such a bad accident you partially come out
>if you injure them really badly you might be able to slowly tear your way outside entirely
>>342050406
Dark Souls with SEX DEMONS! Very heavy into BDSM
>>342051347
>you can become main slave for dominatrix is one covenant
>other covenant offer you becoming master and having slaves
>sex mini games to fap to
>all the kinky outfits you can think of and more!
A School Bus driver simulator where you get bonus points for molesting the kids
>play as a loli princess, next in line to inherit a kingdom
>your kingdom is usurped from jealous uncle who murdered your father and mother
>you escaped with your loyal knight retainer
>he's a huge pervert who molests you repeatedly
>fast forward and you're a p̶e̶r̶v̶e̶r̶t̶e̶d̶ sexually healthy grown woman
>goal is to fuck around and make connections with high lords from other realms and nearby bandit kings or pirate kings to get ships
>eventually have to settle down with one lord/king
>gameplay similar to dragon's dogma with qte sex scenes
>dating sim statsI've got a half chub from typing this
someone pitch this idea to hgame devs pls
Anyone have the Tyler copy pasta?
>>342050406
Imageboard simulator
Like this but all posts are randomly generated from an algorithm
>>342025298
This, but with either cars or rocket boots.
>>342051779
Like the Pony Thread Simulator?
>>342051607
>>goal is to fuck around and make connections with high lords from other realms and nearby bandit kings for troops and support or pirate kings to get ships in order to
f̶u̶c̶k̶ fight your uncle for your rightful throne
It's a game where you click a mouse button.
Clicks can be exchanged for aesthetic changes to your mouse and backdrop.
Call it "Mouseception."
>>342051779
How do you know that isn't already the case?
Stenography Simulator.
You're given a courtroom scene, during which you must take record of all the spoken dialogue. It starts out easy enough, possible to do with out shorthand, but tutorial missions are available to give you a rundown on proper shorthand. You are scored like a rhythm game, with combos for long stretches of properly recording. On higher difficulties, you'll have people interupting each other, trying to speak over each other, people speaking very quietly, etc, and it becomes important to master shorthand. There would also be a proper stenotype machine controller, for an authentic experience.
>>342050406
>you play as a /lit/ user
>all you do is read hipster books.
or book reading simulator
A fighting game with SIX (6) meters.
a video game about being paid for your work
>>342050930
>eventually you start orchestrating bigger and bigger accidents to free even more skeletons at a time
FUND IT
You play as a healthy plate of salad
>you load the game
>it simulates a crash to desktop
>you click on one of your "desktop" icons, start buttons, whatever
>message comes up "you are still the game"
>THEN WHO WAS GAME?
Overwatch Jailbreak
>>342052407
Is the goal to cause utter chaos by best timing your yell of distress?
>>342052228
>>342051607
You should have the option to choose any combination for the sex of the princess, the knight and the uncle
open world game where you push pretty much anything
push people,buildings,cars,monsters, bosses,boulders,puzzles. everything is solved by pushing
>>342052842
>push the world into the sun
>>342052842
that sounds like it could be fun, and then become indie bullshit when at the end it's just a box with "feelings" on it and you learn you can't push them away.
>>342052783
You can play as a vanilla girl/boy.
As a boy you go around fucking the few female leaders and ntring high lords. You can go full metal/alpha andfug your uncle from behind.
You can also be a trap that offer her(male) asspussy and its similar to the vanilla female.
The yuri route ispure and full of love and happiness and the knight doesn't rape you and instead raises you as his daughter that died young. The ending is you marrying your love interest and holding hands with them while proclaiming undying love and loyalty. I feel dirty, man.
The entire game is based about cooking in space, and jumping arond to catch the pancakes you try to flip with your hi-tech frying pan.
A game where the main mechanic is charging up your next attack by doing literally nothing in the game.
You can't move, you can't go into menus, you just have to stand perfectly still to charge up an attack, and there is no power cap on it.
Enemies are insanely tanky so you'd have to charge up an attack for at least a couple of hours to kill the most basic enemy.
You are a succubus who owns a library. The goals are to maintain an organized and high quality library andfuckpeople who have overdue books.
>>342052842
So... Katamari damacy?
open world Zelda
final fantasy, but it's a arpg
hitman, but it's an action game
>>342051607
sounds pretty boring to whore yourself out to men
>>342050406
A game about an anime girl tied up while in a panda suit
I bet it'll sell like hot cakes
