Which run you looking forward to?
>>342039418
Cosmo playing OoT/WW
Nothing. I'll just watch the cringe in a compilation after the event. I used to hang on despite the sterilization of the event, but when they let that one guy use a backup save on Super Metroid, I was just done.
Wait wait, when is this? I missed 90% of it last time.
>>342039418
Dunno, does based Caveman run anything?
>>342039759
Whatever happened to cosmo? His twitch channel redirects to some random girl. Is that his sister?
who /zeldathon/ here
>>342039759
she's Narcissa now, please respect her wishes
>>342040092
John Numbers beat him so hard he became a girl.
>>342040324
hahaha! good one anon.
No seriously, what happened to cosmo?';-;
>>342040167
That girl in the back has seen some shit.
>>342040167
Pokemon, Mario & Zelda have the most annoying normie fanbase.
>>342039983
in 2 weeks
>>342039953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
>>342039418
I truly hope Cosmo goes again one day so everyone can clap for him and his big debut as a woman.
>>342040023
seems like he's always there
>>342042372
>him
>his
this is problematic
Isn't this the covention, where the wife of some betaboi youtuber was gangbanged by his friends?
>>342043726
yeah
heres their last video together
https://www.twitch tv/showvideogames/v/42717206
>>342040413
Feminist GF cucked him too hard.
He went trans
And emo
And Tumblr
Who you once knew as Cosmo is now Narcissa. Tho, should really be Narsa. Cause ain't nothing CIS 'bout her.
>>342043946
oh snap
>>342043945
What an ugly fuckrag.
Those faggots must have been desperate.
>>342044637
she's a solid 5 though
>>342043946
>feminist gf
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS annihilated him so hard he turned him into a girl
>>342039418
Only one I'll really pay attention to is the Super Mario Maker blind racer because Big Jon's in it. That's if he makes it the couch without being shot to death anyway.
>>342039418
Watching Caleb "The Choke" Hart kill his X3 run he registered for under another name to avoid total embarrassment.
Fresh off his girlfriend leaving him this month.
>>342039759
Is this a Joke? I thought he lost his shit after losing NWC and all his world records to random nobodies.
>>342045965
SAY IT
>>342043946
i still think he should have named himself wanda
>>342046819
hwo fucking hard is it to use her preferred pronouns?
>>342046934
his/him
>>342048460
are you doing this on purpose ffs there was a tragedy just last week involving the LGBTQIAA++ community and here you are adding fuel to the fire
what the fuck /v/
>>342048898
>IT'S LITERALLY THE YEAR 2016 COME ON GUYS
>>342048898
sigh.... baka
I JUST REALLY CAN'T......
go away tumblr
>>342048898
>2 As
>2 +s
Kek
>>342049175
Not him but this isn't 1999, the internet has changed, making fun of the LGBTQIAA++ community is not cool
>>342048898
It's LGGBTQQIAAPPK+ now
>>342039418
Catherine 1P2C
Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures
Sonic 06
Tetris TGM Showcase
>>342046910
I'm still confused as to whether that's a tranny or an escort.
>>342048898
>tragedy
>still hasnt taken the redpill
it was a false flag senpai
>>342039759
>>342043946
>Thinking about what happened to Cosmo again
Why do you have to bring back these feels /v/?
>>342039418
Is Tetris back. That shit was fucking next level autism but cool autism.
>>342049614
what does LGBTQIAA++ stand for?hishim:^)
>>342050683
Last time I heard the main dude had an autismal breakdown and not only quit the game but also recorded himself breaking it with a hammer.
>>342045965
I thought Caleb was engaged. That sucks.
>>342051068
Makes senses
>>342049614
lol shut up faggot
>>342045887
I want to know what Big Jon did. Why would somebody shoot that fat happy african?
>>342051096
"Engaged" means nothing. Young kids get engaged all the time nowadays, mostly because it makes them feel all grown up and adulty. They're really just dating with rings on.
>>342051068
When? I saw KevinDDR streaming tgm2 like a week or two ago. I did know he had something going down with his hands though.
>>342046910
He could at least have gotten a chubby one with glasses. Public kissing, normie AND skinny? Overkill dude, you're wasting your money.
How did speedrunning turn into this pile of fagotty mess? Can it just burn down with the whole live streaming and shit and go back to real speedrunning like it was 10 years ago? Fucking e-celebs kill yourselves.
>>342052862
why is she walking like she shit on herself?
>>342053062
and here we have proof that mozart is alive
>>342052972
It got too big for it's own good
>>342039418
Can't wait.
>>342052862
>deliberately showing her ass to the camera
noice
>>342052862
>>342053062
That poor girl just wanted some cute greasy sweaty smegma covered nerd to sit beside
>>342053062
Guy seems pretty chill
Don't know why you artistics keep making fun of him.
Will some kind anon post best SGDQ/AGDQ links please
Demon Souls. I've never played it or watched an LP. I love Souls speedruns though so I'm super excited to see what DeS is like.
>>342052862
>>342053062
she looks so out of place here, did she have a boyfriend that goes to these things
>>342053062
>>342053537
>tfw no dark energy moon collar bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg3gTKiPq3c
>>342053731
Because she's moderately attractive and is looking at a phone, you're a div m8.
>>342053836
ah Parka-chan
my love
my life
my everything
>>342054010
nah, he's a foobar
whats going on here?
>>342053836
;_;
>>342053836
what do you use to capture that quickly?
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
here's the schedule
>>342052862
Everybody talking about the girl, nobody noticing that the guy behind her looks like he's inconspicuously unzipping his fly.
>>342053836
Punished Wheelchair man ;_;
>there'll never be a run as fun as Surgeon Simulator played by the swedish mass murderer and the thai prostitute
;_;
>>342050926
lesbian
gay
bi
trans
queer
intersex
asex
androgynous
>>342054879
Nvidia Shadowplay
>>342048898
The faggots deserved it. Also, fuck pronouns. You don't choose your pronouns. If you look like a boy it's a he, girls get she's, and hideous crossbreeds get its.
>>342055692
wheres S for Straight
>>342056015
go away cissie
accepting your sexuality/gender just because a doctor looked at your baby genitals 12 years ago and decided you were going to be this kind of person for the rest of your life and you agreeing to it is literally the most stupid thing you could do
Would anyone be interested in Megaman Legends 2 one year?
It would be one hell of a ride if i did it but i would if there was enough interest
>>342050926
>>342055692
>>342056015
>>342056247
would you be ready to have sex with a girl there though? they are practically begging for it
>>342055692
So many words to describe homos, why can't they just say "queer" since they already in there. Queer means weird so it makes perfect since in every situation.
>>342056484
Not him/her but you do realize you're on a board where 90%+ are gay or bi right?
>>342056453
>goy and gender nazi in the same list
Kek
>>342056112
>literally the most stupid thing you could do
Nah, could be worse. At least he was a doctor!
>>342050363
Didn't he have a decent lead over JN? I seem to remember him completely fucking up on the NSMB levels because he didn't know how to walljump.
>>342056616
I don't have a problem with homos so I don't see why that's relevant.
>>342056463
no not particularly, and ive been single for years
id probably be okay with them trying, but i want to work for sex
though regardless its Legends 2 orMighty Number 9
>>342041865
>"Just gonna kill myself"
Sums up my E3 after that Crash fiasco.
>>342056725
His wall jumping fucked him over in the last game.JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
>>342056112
Wow, someone is being a Heterophobe!
>>342053387
I wish we could one day see a co-op run with Cubeface, CapnClever, and HiddenDistance.
>>342056665
You'll see who will be laughing last when it's no longer taboo to be LGBTQIAPK+ (and no longer get prosecuted and spat upon) and most of the world comes out of the closet and it turns out we are actually the majority and the straight cissies are the minority
You won't be laughing then
>/sgdq/ - Gender General
Everything aside, I'm curious as to how many of the spergs on /v/ would immediately respect the pronoun of a transgendered person if they requested it in real life, and how many would (or do) continue to be edgelords offline.
>>342056745
You're certainly acting bigoted towards the non-cisgendered community whiel at the same time being filthy straight
die cis scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L66IxBpiM0
>>342056910
the oppresor cannot be oppressed
nice try though
>>342056972
>You won't be laughing then
Sure, I will. Because I won't care. Let people be what they want to be.
>>342055228
>Burning Rangers
YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION
>>342057220
Now was that so hard? You're still a disgusting cissie though
>>342057091
>Canada
Is this Adum?
>>342041865
Jesus Christ, I first saw this shit a year ago in a cringe thread and I don't remember it being anywhere near this bad.
>SDGQ2016
>Scroll down the list
Holy shit, it's actually an SGDQ without a 10 hour final fantasy run
>Final Fantasy VI
So fucking close...this was almost the perfect SGDQ.
Although I prefer NASA. I'd much prefer NASA
>>342057039
I might make an attempt at accommodating them if they're not a jackass about it. If I slip up and they flip their shit I'll probably just leave.
>>342057215
Wow, you're being an oppresor!
Buhuuhuh I'm crying
You're so great, please tell me more!
I SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS A POTATO, YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME AND USE THE "PTO" PRONOUN
I wish these threads were about video games and not teenaged gossip.
Fuck you, /v/.
>>342057552
WHEN THE FUCK WILL THE NASA RUNS BE UPLOADED LAZY FUCKING SHITS
>>342057698
lmao i think i might have broken this cissie
>>342057708
I offered Megaman Legends 2 run at *GDQ if enough interest were there but nothing happened
>>342057708
Welcome to the Internet!
Everything ends with a stupid LGTB conversation!
>All those 20-40 minutes
Yes, those are always the best
>>342057708
How do you suppose Donkey Kong Frozen Dong is going to have 6 runners?
>>342057805
you aren't even open to the idea of taking one of the female attendees back to your hotel room after they have been flirting with you all day
>>342057770
You thought, therefore it's not an actual fact and only something you believe.
>>342058045
at least i'm not living a lie and surpressing my natural sexual urges for the same sex like you cissies are
>>342057954
I would guess it's a race, but 6 screens at once would really lower what you can actually see.
They keep creating gimmicks to make runs more interesting so it could be something like they switch every other stage or even share a controller.
>>342057992
my dick doesnt take interest in men or women anymore is why
im fine with tits but thats about it.
ill probably hook them up with DOA5 with nude mods or something
>>342058236
are you asexual
>>342057759
NASA is officially debunked, flat earth confirmed, scientists on suicide watch.
>>342058160
"Natural sexual urges" Well, then, tell me how do we start cloning ourselves for reproduction.
>>342057759
They won't be.
>>342058301
not that im aware of. my dive is just dead
i just want to play games to raise money and feel good at the end of the day by making others happy. makes me feel mildly important in a small capacity.
>>342039418
>2014
No way it's been 2 years... why is time going so fast?
>>342058734
>2006 was the year of sonic 06, ps3 released, and was 10 years ago
>1996 was the year of possibly the golden age of the ps1, biggest game tide shift in ages, and was 20 years ago
>1986 was 30 years ago
>>342052862
It hurts, the spastic cringe
>>342053836
Remove the cloaked tranny instead you fascist fucks. I would look at a wheelchair bound man over all the ladyboy permavirgin nutcases who run the games any day
>>342056453
Fixed it for ya! :D
>>342060630
thats pretty close minded, what makes hetero the right sexuality?
>>342060964
Your face is close-minded.
Wow, there's so much salt!
Even more than the ocean!
>>342060630
>implying girls can't love girls
>>342055692
Androgynous is a body type not a gender, is this for real?
>>342061235
>Implying girls can't love boys
>>342043726
wait what happened?
>>342053836
Did they ask him to turn that screen off?
>>342040167
>who /zeldathon/ here
Tried to watch. And then it was Twitchmemeathon. And then I stopped watching.
Twitch needs to die. Everyone in Twitch chat needs to die.
>>342060964
Ok, I became less close minded!
>>342061235
That IS heterosexual.
>>342061804
Now, you can choose to be a potato and love potatoes!
>>342056453
my gender is bitchboi
>>342062059
Like if you're a:
>boigirl
>boigrrl
>daddy
>daddy's baby
>daddy's girl
>daddy's grrl
>daddy's whore
>>342039418
Is there going to be a TASbot section?
>>342063305
>is there going to be a TASbot section where they play some NES games nobody cares about, then have technical difficulties for 20 minutes, then show a "mystery game" that ends up being Super Mario World for the 5th time with some weird new thing programmed in?
Absolutely 100%. Like every GDQ.
Granted, the Brain Age TAS last AGDQ was genuinely entertaining, at least until they went into meme overload.
>>342063305
It's on the schedule with an hour estimate.
>>342063906
I must have missed it, my mistake
Interested to see what they manage this time
>>342039418
How do you mean?
>>342061658
>I hate fun.
>everyone else should die because I cant have fun
I can see why you're on /v/
https://a.pomf.cat/dnjjud.webm
>>342039418
Mystical Ninja: Starring Goemon in the bonus stream or something would be nice. It's the only game I consistently watch speed-runs of.
>>342053836
Boss?
>>342064617
Actual pictures of his dick
>>342064604
>meme spouting cancer pits are fun
Fuck off.
>>342056616
>souce:your ass
>>342064617
God I feel so bad for that woman.
>that guy that got cucked live on stream
>>342064617
>I can email you the pictures
Why would the mom want to see her sons dick?
>>342048898
How many of those were actually transexual?
1 maybe?
The rest were lesbians and gays with creative pronouns.
Also: Islam is the problem.
That club wouldn't even exist if their RELIGION OF PEACE countries and every single one of those people would have been thrown off roofs.
So stop pretending that there's TOXIC culture that hates gays and transgenders in America.
>>342055692
>queer
>intersex
>asex
>androgynous
STOP! These aren't real. Just faggots in disguise.
I'm pretty sure it's extremely intolerant of you to assume that people who have transitioned want to be called transexuals.
Shame!
I've never watched any of these events save from the usual meme videos.
When does it start, I might catch some of them starting now.
>mario sunshine
>metroid prime
>double dash
>links awakening
>four swords adventure
>jet set radio
>re2
>dk64
>sonic adventure 2
>sonic 06
>system shock
>deus ex
>kirbys dream land race
>super mario world race
>mario maker
>oot glitchless
>pikmen
>aladdin
>pokemon red race
p cool
>>342066617
July 3rd
Here's the schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>342048898
fuck off cosmo
this is 4chan, we always piss on the wound
>>342056616
Just because I like to jack off to shemale porn every once in a while doesn't make me want to fuck them.
Pussy>asspussy
>>342056453
I'm teh gay FTW
>>342059036
>Everyone under the age of 21 plays ASSFAGGOTS instead of actual games
I will twist the head off my juniors at work talking about 'lanes' and 'feeding' one of these days.
Their Fischer Price RTSs are some of the worst shit I've played in my entire life.
>>342067003
>Check schedule
>Doesn't say which version of the games they are going to play
Especially for the older games where each version of the game was different from one another.
>cosmo walks into the room
>says "WHO WANTS SOME SUCKY FUCKY!"
>proceeds to take 5000 loads on camera while people donate to kick cancer in the butt
>>342039418
Didn't one of those dude get caught cheating on a Paper Mario run or something?
>>342069078
Yep, it was Chibi.
>>342069078
chibi is the guy on the couch
he invited himself onto the couch, which is a huge no no
he also killed his older brother ron
he also streamed gay porn on twitch
he also admitted to wanting to fuck a man in the ass while his under aged female friend watched
>>342042372
>bipolar trap attending event filled with drunk horny autists
most likely he would probably be gangraped
>>342069534
>he also killed his older brother ron
Wait what?
>>342069890
chibi has two older brothers
one is in jail
the other died saving chibi's life
when chibi was about 11 years old,
he wandered into a road while looking at a bird
ron shoved chibi out of the way of an 18 wheeler and was run over himself
to this day, chibi refuses to accept responsibility for ron's death and tells people that ron never existed
ron was engaged
>>342039418
The one where they run a game to bring in casual donators instead of an actual interesting run.
Or the one where they play an uninteresting game for 1+ hours.
>>342070120
Source?
I hate it when there's like some faceless jrpg in the middle of a block of some interesting games that takes five hours to complete. Even the players are bored out of their minds.
whatever cosmo is running
>>342071285
>bunch of fun, cool retro games with neat glitches and tricks and stuff or just some really solid playing
>~20 minutes each for 2 hours
>followed immediately by some shitty really modern RPG with almost no skips or tricks or even moment-to-moment optimization because the entire route is FIVE HOURS
So fucking stupid.
>>342069078
TTYD community has apparently forgiven him now and he is allowed to speedrun it again. So everyone fire up your action replays because bans aren't perma.
Thoughts on this guy?
>>342065701
She wants to confirm that it's real.
If the guy really has the pictures then he's probably speaking the truth. Otherwise she'd just have to trust someone without proof.
>>342071607
Q: Should all "speedruns" longer than 1 hour 30 minutes be banned?
tolki run
>>342070120
> chibi refuses to accept responsibility for ron's death and tells people that ron never existed
if that's true then fuck him
Whaaat, no Mario 64 3way race? I wanna see cheese win.
DKCTF. The new trick in Shoal Atoll will bring in some great reactions I think.
>>342072894
What trick?
>>342073051
A second player can jump off of DK's back to clip outside the stage and swim to the exit, it causes pretty fun graphical glitches. Shoal Atoll's a shit stage so I'm glad this is the one they get to pull it off on.
>>342072219
First guy here. No, I don't think so, but their length needs to be measured against how unconventional the speedrun is to regular play. A game that takes 3+ hours to speedrun but is filled with very technical strategies, plays and glitches/exploits is worth making time for. Basically if the couch doesn't have anything to say for 10 minutes at a time the slot is better off used for something else.
For example the bane of GDQ viewers is 100% runs. The SM64 120+ stars run is more reasonable at under two hours long, but because it's a skilled game to play at speed and has some interesting glitches it's not draining to watch.
>>342073051
>>342073187
Here, it's at about 45:50
https://youtu.be/5gi3CC2bS24?t=45m51s
>>342073187
not that other anon, but last i saw of that glitch was when they just found it and i dont think could, at least consistently, do anything with it. I assume that has changed then.
Hexen
did anything happen after this? I remember some drama but I can't keep up with speedrunning.
>>342071793
i dont know who that is but im glad i look nothing like him
>>342074609
it's bluegrass
>>342074587
the guy that fucked her basically told the cuck that he should value and appreciate his wife and he is really lucky to have her.
It very effectively blurred the line between an autistic lack of self awareness and super malevolent passive trolling.
Anyone who isn't fucking pumped for TTGM showcase is a liar and a faggot.
>>342074587
>Can't keep up with speedrunning
>Speedrunning
>Can't keep up
>>342074743
This was probably the only creative and skillfull speedrun i watched during these things, that and blindfolded super punchout.
the rest are just autismo faggots
>>342074743
this is what not getting sat on looks like
>>342041865
this guy gets shit on universally and its a shame because at least he tried to be charismatic in what was otherwise an event filled with ridiculously monotonous runners
Remember when beard sat next to the girls, but then decided it would be best to back off, only to watch Chad come in and completely fall on his face?
>>342064617
This always hurts, but I'm addicted to Chibi drama.
>>342075190
Trying really means nothing to people if you fail.
not even edgeposting it's just how it is
>>342075271
Protiop; if he falls on his face he isn't Chad.
>>342039418
dad of war falco edition
>>342039418
Link to all the games they will be running?
I hope DS3 has a cool run, otherwise I'll probably be watching whatever happens to be on when I'm bored
>>342075271
Who are these mexican qts and what are they doing at this autism convention
>>342072136
This is how my japanese anime porns work.
She then makes him show her his dick so she can compare the picture to the real thing, and - you know - sex happens at some point.
>>342074587
there's an entire subreddit devoted to them
>>342048898
>>342042372
after he takes his medicine. I hear it's popular among the trans community
>>342053836
The people that run AGDQ get scummier every year, I swear to God.
>>342053836
What the absolute fuck
that guy looked like he had a minor case of cerebral palsy, how fucking scummy can you get to remove a guy like that just having a bit of fucking fun?
I want 2013 back
>>342052862
damn that guy that just sat down got shat on .
she looks disgusted by himafter he half smiled at her. I hate women like this. Jesus relax nerds aren't going to kill you
>>342048898
>LGBTQIAA++ community
Are the plus signs placeholders for more letters or what?
>>342056453
>no option for 'normal'
>>342079179
>male
>female
>heterosexual
They're all there dude
>>342057379
cis is the majority because evolution. We are vehicles to replicate genes.
get over it already. no one cares about your homosex, just stop prancing around the street in your speedos
>>342039418
I can't watch those anymore because of people constantly reading donations that nobody gives a shit about.
$5 from anon who says (insert paragraph)
Nigger, shut the fuck up and let the runner talk. If he's not going to, then just play game audio.
>>342075271
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