Played for a month now, not a single "JAjajaja IZI" "huehuehuehue" or "555555". That alone is worth 40 dollars.
>>342022989
Why is she checking her pulse and then shrugging?
>>342022989
You can get that by spending 0 dollars.
>>342023224
Not usually.
>>342023103
It's a hint
Mercy is 37 years old yet still looks like a dollfaced teenage prostitute, she's clearly using some forbidden anti aging science.
She could be a walking zombie for all we know
>>342022989
!i!i!i!BRASIL!i!i!i!
>>342023224
If it's free, that's impossible
>>342023305
>she's clearly using some forbidden anti aging sciencesemen demon
>>342023103
because shes old and senile
>>342022989
I have seen EZ a lot.
even from a spectator.
40 quid pricetag hasn't kept retards away though
good fucking lord, I love the game but half the playerbase is braindead
>it's okay to buy overpriced things because of South Americans might play it!
How autistic are yall niggas
>>342023467
i did
f2p is always more trashed than p2p
of course there are still autistic retards but not as many as f2p
>>342023517
>$40
>overpriced
>>342022989
the 40 bucks is a great Hue blocker. Too expensive for them to infest the game
YOu'd think there'd be tons because of Lucio but yup, haven't had a single HUEHEUEHEU or Jajajaja
>>342023305
There's no secret to it, it's money
pic related a 41 year old
>>342022989
> everyone complains about PS4 online needing PS+
> Number of people online who's ISP is a fucking telegram service drops greatly
> Number of people randomly sreaming into the mike with some mangled version of Spanish/Portugese drops greatly
I can't hate them for all these benefits.
>>342023586
>game with little content
>no single player
40 bux is a lot for that, really must suck if you play it on console since it's 60
>>342023586
Anything above $0 is expensive you retard
>>342023103
she can't find her pulse
something to do with her body stop aging so she is some sort of immortal zombie body that can also use her ability to reconstruct other dead people (her rez)
>>342022989
>paying 40 dollars for this
We are hidden, waiting the right moment to attack.
>>342023103
Whatever happened to Reaper happened to her too during his treatment.
>>342023803
I don't see your point
>>342023592
>>342022989
Hasn't stopped the Russians from shitting up American servers
>>342022989
the climate is starting to change on my end. At first it was all 'gg' 'GeGe' even from players who didn't win. This past week it's been so much trash talk; someone saying their team is shit, someone talking shit on someone else, etc etc.
pretty shameful desu
>>342023803
this is how you kill widowmakers who are dicks so i am ok with it
>>342023710
Overwatch is only good if you have 5 other friends to play it with, or more then you can in-house which is even more fun. Worth every penny for those in-house games. You can't put a price for raping your friends and hearing their QQ.
>>342023935
>>342024012
>neo /v/
>>342023805
SEE
WITH THE
DRAGONS
EYES
>>342023980
Probably has something to do with the higher the level you are. You get matched up with people who have played longer and most likely don't play for fun but to win.
>>342023103
Might be a joke about how even real doctors can't accurately tell someone's pulse like that, which they really can't.
>>342023710
Jokes on you, I never gave a shit about single player. and if I did, there are plenty of other games for it. this game suits my every need. I spent 60 on it cause console, and another 50 on loot boxes because I have money to burn and a game to keep alive. also, there is a story arch. it's just in the form of videos and comic which I think is a much better strategy. video games are meant to be played, not watched.
>>342024106
>learn that hitboxes are larger than character models
>play appropriately with that knowledge in mind
Not an issue.
>>342024383
Somebody should seriously slap the stupid out of you. At least bother to reading the other replies before you embarrass yourself like that.
I thought people were exaggerating about not hearing the Widow ulti line, but holy shit.
I literally did not know it was up until I got fucking headshotted.
>>342024663
Blizzard has not made any statement about what that emote is supposed to mean so those replies are just guesswork too.
Curb your autism.
>>342022989
Yes, you know why? Region servers.
The mexicans are playing after midnight
>>342024786
Holy shit
>>342023467
Just like /v/.
>>342023103
Many first responders and medical professionals take in a bit of gallows humor the longer they're in the game to help cope with the suffering and death they're exposed to on a constant basis.
It's a cavalier way to represent how dead she feels inside since her one true love, Jack Morrison, passed away. She maintains an NGO in hopes of accomplishing what the both of them set out to do: make the world a safer place.
>people complain about SFV not having single player content
>it's okay when blizz does it
>>342025445
20 dollars less.
>>342024106
Hanzo is currently balanced
If they made the hitboxes smaller for his arrows, they would have to give him a boost in other ways
They couldn't really increase his damage
Only other way to balance him is to increase the arrow velocity, which would make him easier to play
>>342025445
No one wants singleplayer
only a small minority
>>342025494
doesn't really matter yo, still no single player content
>>342022989
A lot of GG EZ though.
>>342026012
How does one even go that fast for that long
>>342026012
How the fuck did that guy keep up
>>342026012
Shit nigga, this cracks me up
>>342023461
>How to spot the mexican
Damn, that was quick
As a dota player, i would drop 60 € to keep russians, east europeans and turks the fuck away from the west eu server.
>>342022989
gg ez
Still has the highest concentration of complete fucking retards ever.
This game makes makes LoL players look intelligent.
I don't see any BRs on vanilla TF2 servers.
My friend blocked me for spectating and criticizing his play. I don't understand the problem if I'm only being helpful.
>>342023805
Just confirming in. Huge BR attacks when competitive mode will be open.
>>342023103
because her team is full of hanzo shitters and reaper mains
>>342023103
She's mocking the player she just killed.
Why is Mercy so goddamn egotistical
she basically cosplays as an angel (remember she designed the suit herself), calls herself mercy, has blonde hair and blue eyes. What exactly is she compensating for?
Console fag here. Need some Amigos to play OW with. CAR_RAMMROD. add me fagets.
>>342026012
That is terrifying
>>342027417
She might be a sociopath
>>342027417
Turning Reaper into a zombie wraith thingy
Turning Genji into raiden 2.0
>>342026012
HES TOO FAST
>>342027920
Hey man, if I ever got turned into a cyborg, I hope the mad scientist in charge of the operation gives me an ass as sweet as Benji's.
>>342026012
H-HAYAI
>>342026012
>not using the assault rifle the second lucio gets near
>>342029171
they're both bad, don't think about it too hard
>>342022989
>555555
I don't get this one.
>>342024786
>>342030201
it's a gook thing, 5 shares the same word as aids
Zarya with normal hair is sexy
>>342026012
>>342024786
>>342022989
what does huehuehue sound like
is it h-you or h-way
in either case who the fuck laughs like that
>>342022989
There is never a happy loser in this game.
Everyone loses their shit and blames one another.
I really wish I didn't buy it. The chatlog looks like I'm in a MOBA
>>342031649
You can hear it here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3n_NsvGZSg
>>342024786
>>342022989
Cool, OP! I'll go out and buy Overwatch™ today!
>>342023224
False. Hues only play free things.
The price tag keep all the flip-flopped, shirtless, dog dancing filth out of good communities.
>>342023103
You're supposed to taunt after you kill someone. She's either telling the killcam they're dead or saying they failed to kill her.
>>342022989
>tfw no bobo
>tfw no putang ina mo
>tfw no gago
Sure beats dota for me
>>342023671
>pic related
>A fertility goddess
FTFY
>>342024383
It's a quick estimate, same with taking it at the carotic artery.
>>342030201
It's Thai. The thai word for five is pronounced "ha"
>>342033090
>carotic
>>342031863
BR and PL is what ruined this great game.
>>342033090
The word you're looking for is "carotid".
>>342022989
>be hue
>br server population is 1k players, maybe even less
>outside of noon to mid night, i often get put in NA servers
>matchmaking is all sorts of fucked up thanks to tiny population
>will probably have to play ranked on NA servers thanks to low population + skill based matchmaking instead of fast queue based
I fell for the Overwatch meme. Wanting to play online PvP/competitive games is a huge pain as a hue because your only options are CS, LoL and Fifa (or whatever soccer game is popular these days). Everything else has a pathetic and sad population, if any at all, not to mention lack of br servers in most cases.
>>342033958
Play on SA servers for the love of god
>>342033958
iktf my brother.
>>342033958
>usually start playing at 4am
>always get matched up with the exact same people because there are like 3-4 south america rooms in the entire game
luckily i dont care about ranked, because playing anything that needs aim with 170-200 ping when it puts me in NA servers is a lot harder
>>342022989
>"huehuehuehue" or "555555".
HUEHUEHUE LUCIO
>>342034206
There's no such thing as choosing SA server. You queue up and the game will just put you to whatever nearest kek they can find, so BRs will often get paired with BRs, unless there's no br available.
>>342023305
>woman is hot
>clearly she's underage and a prostitute
Tumblr needs to leave
>Not a single hue
Try playing on Portugeuse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIeqBgM4mgU
>>342023305
>>342023387
>>342023751
>>342023823
>>342024383
>>342025249
>>342026957
You fucking bunch of retards. It's a taunt. She's saying that the guy she just killed has no pulse and then shrugging. Where the fuck are you pulling all this out of, you senile fucking dipshits? Jesus Christ.
>>342038585
>being this upset over a joke
>>342038187
Santo deus.
>>342038868
some of them aren't jokes.
>>342022989
Yeah but we're still getting two widows on attack who refuse to change, hardly any team work and if you try to give some advice they just tell you it's just a game and their having some fun and you should stop tryharding.
Half the time I play Rhine or let alone mercy when no even slightly protects me then complains about not getting enough heals.
>>342023803
>hitboxes are weird
>this is news to anyone
>>342033958
Good, stay on your containment games
>Played for a month now
>Have never had a single issue
>All of a sudden today my games are dropping like crazy
>Getting disconnected nonstop
>Troubleshoot my entire house
>It's just Overwatch, now even Battle.net is acting up and refusing to work or stay connected
>Blizzard's customer service is fucking absurd and requires too much just to contact them
>Reset my router, flush my DNS, restart my computer, ran malware and virus scans, fucking everything
>It's JUST Overwatch
>Check the BlizzardCS twitter
>"We see some people are having log-in issues, they've been fixed!"
>2 days ago
Yeah, bullshit.
Fix your fucking servers, Blizzard. I work 40-60 hours a week and the weekends are all I have to play vidya anymore, this fucking sucks.
>>342028726
MULTI ROLLERBLADE DRIFTING
>>342031863
those are literally chimpanzees
>>342038585
But she's checking her own pulse.
>>342023803
TF2 does this too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gROrauOxr6Y
>>342038585
>checking another guys pulse
ok sure
>>342042078
TF2 is nine years old.
>>342032149
Can confirm, I'm a BR and I haven't played this yet since the beta because it's expensive.
>>342033958
Why would you even want to play with other hues if you can communicate in proper english? They're fucking retarded.
>>342023461
I do gg ez as a spectator to piss people off and to make my friends laugh
>>342023461
I do a "gg ez" after each map, on good matches followed by a "vote Trump".
>>342043014
>Being a toxic asshole
I can't wait until you get banned.
>>342027061
Christ, of all the dumbass replies, finally someone gets it. /v/ never ceases to amaze me.
>>342043178
I've been waiting for a long time now. We'll see if anything ever happens, but I doubt it.
>>342038585
I thought it was her checking her own pulse as a taunt, since that actually makes sense.
As if she was checking her pulse and then saying "lol nope, still alive"
>>342031863
i had a very strong feeling this exact video would be posted
>>342022989
Jajajaja, but we are here amigo
>>342043178
>Toxic
fuck off to >>>/vg/lolg you fucking toddler
>>342027417
her age
holy fuck this game makes me salty
ive played more fps games than i remember but none trigger me more than this shit
playing with friends i dont seem to get as mad but solo is so fucking frustrating
>>342032149
>>342042460
Can "unconfirm". But it's not like that matters to any of you.https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/Maya-1884
>>342026012
T-THAT SPEED
>>342023805
Standing by.
>>342044882
cause its team dependant, no matter how good you are, if just 2 on your team sucks you will lose
theres no way to carry in this game
>>342045725
>he can't carry his team
There's no team tickets in this game. Stop dying scrub.
37 is not """"OLD""""
She is the perfect mature age for a mature person to enjoy.
>>342024786
10/10
>>342022989
>55555
I dont get ti
>>342042382
>insufficient hitbox technology is what caused that
idiot
as it turns out getting headshots with arrows in a video game with a mouse is really fucking hard, and in order to make them viable weapons against fucking guns (what historically displaced them), they receive unrealistic buffs
>>342045725
>b-but i can't carry
acquire skill
