I just bought a Xbone only to play 360 games on it, ask me anything
>>342016609
>pays an annual fee to do this
and why the fuck is it so goddamn huge? I have a VCR from 1984 that's about the same size if not smaller.
>>342017063
Good question, just buy the xbox slim goyim :)
>>342016609
I play my 360 games on a 360
>>342017063
No idea anon, hand for comparison
why the fuck is it sideways like that youre gunna wreck your console
how is it even staying up
Are you stupid
>>342017450
It stays up through the power of innovation
>>342017485
I hope not
>>342017334
How much do you weigh?
>>342017549
The only innovation this thing has, is giving up what little it had to the PC community.
>>342017736
About 230ish-- I am an Amerifat
>>342017973
You have the arm of what looks to be someone at 5'10 in height.
>>342016609
Why didn't you just hack a 360 and get all the games for free?
>>342018253
I'm 6'2" so you're close
>>342016609
Why didn't you buy an xbox 360 to play xbox 360 games on?
>>342017063
Actually, you don't have to have gold to use backwards compatibility. It's free, for everyone.
>>342018343
I don't know how to
Are you mentally deficient?
>>342016609
Cool, have fun, anon.
Should have waited for the slim version, IMO.
Why? The 360 is cheaper and plays every 360 game + some most of the worthwhile original Xbox games.
>>342016609
Why don't you killyourself?
>>342016609
nobody cares
>>342018418
Party chat with friends playing on xbone
>>342018361
whatever you say, Todd
>>342017334
That underage as fuck hand.
>>342019552
He's just a lardo. Makes him soft.
>>342018515
No
>>342019213
The 360 was made 11 years ago
>>342019465
>Todd
>230lbs
That nigga is like 85 pounds.
>>342019690
It's true I'm lardo :(
>>342017973
>>342018361
We didn't ask what you weighed 5 years ago when you last checked. Get your fat ass on a scale and tell us what it says!
>>342016609
cool idea gluing it to your fridge, guess it needs that extra cooling
>>342019465
>>342019734
I aspire to be Todd
>>342017450
The air blowing out of the side is enough to keep it in the air, this is the future we live in.
>>342019821
Then do something about it, fuccboi
>>342020231
My friend invited me to join a Christian crossfit gym
>>342019921
6'2" with a hand like that likely 300+
>>342020376
Flailing around like a retard might help, but just consume fewer calories than you burn.
>>342016609
Why didn't you just buy a 360?
>>342019464
I really don't think that's worth another 100$.
>>342016609
From the thumbnail I thought that was glued on the side of a door
Cool, enjoy OP.
I'd like to buy the slim version when it comes out, or the new PS4. Hopefully I'll have a job by then.
You should lose some weight though. I was around 220 last year, down to 180 now with a goal of 160. It's the best thing I ever did.
Download myfitnesspal and count your calories, keep to 1500 or under a day and you'll see a difference quickly!
>>342021137
Post proof of 6'2".
If you are actually 6'2" there is something wrong with your fat distribution.
>>342021694
I tried it last year, myfitnesspal, it helped a bit but I got lazy
>>342017334
Look at that soft underage hand
>>342019708
>The 360 was made 11 years ago
And?
>>342017334
>that fat 15 year old hand
I hope you're young, if not you have to have some very beta genes.
>Not waiting for the S
>Buying it to play the handful of 360 games that actually work
Why?
>>342021927
Price drop
>>342017450
pretty sure the photo is sideways
>>342021865
I wanted a faster console
>>342021741
Can't find tape measure
>>342016609
that's about all it's good for
>>342021137
>>342016609
Why are american white teens so fat?
>>342022634
Laziness + cheap, unhealthy, and easily accessible food
>>342016609
how's the controller ?
>>342017063
>>pays an annual fee to do this
Spotted the sonypony
What's different in ass version besides colour?
>>342016609
Are all 360 game backwards compatible? Thinking of buying for all the games I missed plus the some of the Xbone games.
>>342022634
>white
Nice meme, but blacks have the highest obesity rates in murrica.
>>342023198
Not all but they are adding new games all the time you should check the xbox store website to see a complete list. Bear in mind a few games run like absolute shit, Gears of War Judgement comes to mind.
>>342020060
i lol
>>342022009
Yeah but if you watil three more months you get the S model for the same at 500GB, and get a nicer looking console, better controller and 4k video. Or are we talking a big drop?
>>342023864
>better controller
Whats better about the S controller?
>>342023984
Grips on the back like the lunar white, longer connectivity range, and bluetooth.
>>342024320
Ah, I thought they ware going to do something about the bumpers, I really dont like them in the bone controller.
>>342024491
They did that already 2 years ago. The new 3.5mm jack controllers have better bumpers.
>>342021137
>tfw im 291, 6"6' and my feet doesn't look fat and disgusting
>my hands looks like it belongs to some skinny fag or something
You got some weird ass fat distribution
>>342024491
They already avae. Any controller that has the in built headset adapter have the new bumpers.
>>342019708
>The 360 was made 11 years ago
They were still making them until a couple of months ago, get a new one.
>>342023864
I don't have a 4K tv though and it was $299 after tax for the quantum break system + 1 year of live
>>342024925
>>342021865
>>342019213
I still have a 360
>>342024617
It's all in my chest and gut area
>>342024594
>>342024714
Oh? How do they differ from the original ones exactly?
>>342022959
Pretty great
>>342024594
>>342024491
>>342024714
These bumpers are gr8
>>342025760
I just checked out some comparison video and apparently they are just easier to hold down, which wasnt really my problem with them. I really dont like that you cant press them down on the entire surface like in the 360 controller.
>>342016609
Christ man, you are high? The only 360 games it can play are the ones they are slowly adding through xbox live.
That and the xbone fucks up 360 multiplayer games.
>You can't have a friend log in with a guest account on Reach.
Do yourself a favor Op, sell that shit an buy an actual 360, unless you like the Xbone games at right now, in which case you'll have to suffer like the rest of us.
>>342025760
Curved more naturally to avoide accidental click with the trigger, and softer to push with less popping. Playing DaS III was super noticable.
>>342026705
Thanks for the info anon
Why not just buy a 360?
>>342016609
feeling stupid yet?
>>342029343
OP is too dumb to even feel stupid at this point.
>>342021137
and that's only the weight of your toes... jesus fucking christ
>>342022015
You're right, but now I want to get an xbonesssssss and mount it vertically on the side of something or a wall just because
>>342024617
same here
I'm 29 on the BMI chart and I always look skinny and young on my IDs
I have no neck fat but big ass thighs and hips
no is not like a female hourglass figure, my upper torso balance it out
I'm just super wide like I'm a fucking Ninja Turtle or something, but slim looking on the side
>>342023864
gamestop has the original xbone for $279 and you can reserve the xbonesss for $300 if i remember correctly. but i think the price difference is worth it for being able to stand the console vertically and having no power brick