Like we give a fuck anymore
>meme machine running on reserve
>capcom MIA
>italofag BTFO
>cheeriofag on suicide watch
>Andrefags still strong
What is going to happen next? is this even healthy?
>>341993858
I don't see any spooky ghosts on the video tape.
SEND HELP.
>>341993858
the other one sadly archived before this one being created
fug
it's not healthy. I've dedicated the last few days of my life to this. All I do is watch streams, read theories, talk about this online and eat. Someone send help right now. This is ruining my life :(
>>341994082
same here
i dont know what the fuck is going on with me
i guess it is my RE nostalgia fucking me up
fuck i closed the tab
could anyone paste the strawpoll that we were running there?!
just do a control f strawpoll, it was about the first 100 posts there
Can anyone currently playing the demo confirm something for me. Do the sun symbols on the kitchen floor match the dials on the microwave? Or do they just look similar?
>>341994371
this one? http://www.strawpoll.me/10521329
>>341994448
Exactly, thank you buddy
http://www.strawpoll.me/10521329
KEEP VOTING FAGS
>>341994581
>Andre is senpai, he is behind the ruse
I haven't been watching the threads since it seemed the axe and finger was going nowhere, what the fuck is this? People are making conspiracy theories that Andre was already part of the Family now?
>>341994581
>KEEP VOTING FAGS
Without a comma, that doesn't say what you think it says. Thanks for flunking out of grade school and destroying my language though.
>>341994781
yeah
Andre knows how to open the door
Andre knows his way around the house
Andre brings you as the camera man, and the other guy complains
Andre is death in a really weird way
everything equals to Andre being senpai, and also you being senpai of famalam
Am I not supposed to answer the phone?
>>341994781
He defended the family. Seemed pretty personal. Or he was just tired of Pete's bullshit
>>341994923
ok, fag
>>341994781
He is the head of the family. Its why he gets triggered when Pete calls the missing family, hillbillies. Also, he has a power that allows him to place invisible walls to stop people from following him. Wesker has some tough competition.
>>341994936
Only after getting the shotgun, so you can defend yourself from the family man
>6 unique IPs in the bread
how over is over?
This was a fun demo. I got to watch a bunch of dumb streamers run around the house hitting everything with an axe for literally hours on end.
Thank you for the laughs, Capcom.
>go upstairs
>go take a look at the photo, let the phone rining
>watch the video
>find the finger
Now what?
>>341995268
RIIGHT?? XD~
You idiot. You were wasting your time too.
>>341995325
go to twitch
stream all this again and again 12h x 4 days straight
visit reddit and post stupid theories
visit discord and do the same
shitpost about Andre here
and more or less, that's all
>>341995242
This demo has made everyone crazy and now we're all talking to ourselves.
OP here
i bailed by putting the Rusedent subject
now fags can't find the bread
hope it gets to the top soon enough
>>341995464
I haven't seen a spooky ghost yet though.
Anyone wants to see more of Andre and Pete?
So is this game 1st person or 3rd?
I only saw the E3 announce shit.
Better star Rebecca Chambers and her hymen better be intact.
somebody post lewds, i forgot to save them
>manequin lewd
>ghost girls finger lewd
Has anyone seen markiplier playing the game yet?
>>341995629
>Rebecca Chambers
my ass
welcome to reboot world
Haven't seen it on here yet but in the telephone room if you look up at the ceiling there is a gap between the boards with an eye staring back at you, i believe this relates to the photo next to the telephone "are they watching us from that helicopter"
>>341995951
proof
Is this true? I saw it on leddit
"Before the VHS the cupboard door with the VHS tape in is locked, with a button prompt visible to show it can be opened.
During the VHS section this door is also locked with chain and it has a BUTTON PROMPT. Surely, this shows that this can be opened for sure during the VHS section. If we can find another object able to open this during the VHS segment, then I think for sure that this will give us the missing piece of the puzzle needed to get the 'True Ending'."
Is there a prompt for that during the VHS? If so, why are people axing the whole freaking house instead of focusing on this?
What exactly is the endgame for these threads? Why not just wait until the game comes out? There's nothing of value over analyzing a damn demo
>>341996553
What the fuck.
That one streamer is putting the audio volumes to 7 2 4 and shit because of some fucking numbers he has seen.
Crazy.
re7 is cancerous as fuck, just the fucking demo is inspiring FNAF levels of cancerous autism
Is it still zombies and shit? Gonna be a umbrella lab in the basement or are they going full paranormal?
>>341996778
No one knows yet. If you were to go off the demo, I'd say it will remain with viruses and not paranormal, because you die from actual people and not ghosts.
A handful of autists have already put every sound through a spectrogram, right?
even Famalam is tired
Any summary of what has been found? I didn't join the family until about an hour ago.
>>341997764
NOT SHIT. NOTHING...
>>341995785
Yes
So are there any theories yet on how this game is actually connected to the Resident Evil universe?
Because right now the only connection seems to be that there is a zombie.
But then there's a ghost (what?), and the general setting and story doesn't seem to fit in with RE AT ALL.
Is this a reboot?
Or what?h
How do you deal with this sensation of emptiness?
if capcom doesn't deliver, I will not play the full game
>>341998128
So apart from getting clocked at the door and at the phone there's nothing? Nobody figured anything out with the axe?
>>341998368
It looks more silent hill than anything
the only RE in the demo is the title and the umbrella helicopter picture
God this is going to be a disaster if the axe and finger turn out to be nothing.
I heard people from capcom are actually disappearing since this all started?
>>341998678
SPOOOOOOOOOOKYYYYYYY
I finally see what Capcom is trying to do here. They knew RE1's opening was full of meme dialogue like "Hope this is not Chris' blood" so they purposely throw in "I don't do ADR" and "Un-fucking-believeable"
Watching cheeroh's stream, and he's trying to figure out what this twitching thing in the mirror is.
it's actually fucking terrifying how many of the morons in twitch chat have no idea how mirrors work.
like how can you be so fucking stupid that you don't know how mirrors reflect angles and shit?
what the fuck
how can you be so dumb?
>>341999498
Gentle reminder that mirrors can't reflect what isn't actually there. Please tell me where in that hallway there's a twitching orange figure?
It's probably a glitch but c'mon, you're being retarded here famalam.
>>341999498
Mirror? What mirror? I've played through the demo at least ten times and I never found a mirror.
>>342000013
They don't look like actual mirrors. It's like someone covered all of them with black paint so you can't see yourself.
>>341999925
I'm talking about people not knowing there the object would have to be positioned in the real world in order for it to be where it is in the mirror.
For example, while he's at an adjacent angle from the mirror and seeing the object, a few people said "isn't that you in the mirror". Like, that's physically not how mirrors work. He would be beside himself in the mirror, not across from himself.
>>341998510
thats about it
It's Sheng Long all over again guys.
Fucking Capcom and their Anti-Kojima ruses
>>341998368
its capcom
they have been making different games and slaping old franchises names since fucking 2004
even if game didn't have anything to do with it
>>342000013
There's a couple though they don't really reflect properly.
>>341995598
They're dead, anon.
>>341994448
why isn't there a simple "it's shit" option?
>>342001858
I only see one. where are the other ones?
What the fuck are you autistic cunts even talking about?
Every time I skim past these threads I see you fucking retards talking about some new stupid as fuck thing.
Resident Evil has gone to shit. This game will be shit. There's no hidden meaning to the trailer. What the fuck, just stop lmao.
>>342003601
>hidden meaning in the trailer
This is about the demo you fucking autists. People can't the fucking demo.
>>342003716
To be fair, I did say I only skim the threads.
All I've been seeing is
>the finger
this demo came out with another name rather than RE , would you buy it?
>>342003816
There's a mannequin finger in the demo that people don't know where to use it. And Capcom saying demo has multiple endings didn't help at all.
Are niggas really this dumb the phone call clearly tells u the truth is in the memories as in the key to this shit is in the vhs tape you niggas axing everything in the real world u should be focused on the vhs
Who's your fav charac? Mine is Pete.
>>342004256
#TeamAndre
>>342004256
I like Andre, but then again who doesn't like Andre?
>>342004350
Andre is too distant.
>>342003864
only if the demo can be completed with all the items having a use, I didn't spend all this time just for capcom to troll us. if they did they will be losing tons of sales over this.
>>341996768
Literally everything is like this now because of FNAF. It's like the next evolution of horror games: spending all day on threads, reaching for depth where this is none
>kicks in door
>closes by itself and locks up seconds later
Is this whole fucking house a fake hauted house or what
>>342004256
Pete Master Race here! Producers come and go
>>342005052
Meh, it's probably Famalam and his family doing it. Alternatively, the whole house is rigged up like the mansion from the first game. God, half of that place had to be moving parts and gears.
I actually can't wait for the full game to be released. The demo is only okay but these threads over the past few days have been the highlight of my year. I can't wait for more.
>>342005253
>>342004785
>>342004346
>>342004256
I'm team Clancy. Y'all are cûcks.
I'm only homo for Andre
Did anyone try unequiping the axe and using it like a key item at certain places?
Has anyone discovered more than 2 endings?
>senpai'd by the door
>senpai'd by the telephone
>Pete and andre now
>>342006332
I'm still waiting for one autist to turn around at the exit and wait an hour to see if anyone appears.
Reminder that Pete came back for his cameraman and stuck with him.
Pete is best RE
Can't wait for Lisa Trevor to be the only returning character
>Cash in on Konami being retarded
>Get streamers to buzz your game
>RE7 won't be even remotely similar to the Demo
>We're playing the backstory of a zombie in the game
Now let's see how they fuck it all up. I believe in you Capcom. You can do it.
>>342006636
>Forgetting that producers come and go
>>342006850
>starring Milla Jovovich
>>342006850
Lisa is a hidden boss in REMake2
My dad works at RCPD.
>>341993858
I literally cannot parse this shit anymore. I'm out.
>>342006953
>Ghost girl isOlivia Jackson
>>342006636
Pete is my husbando.
You guys should just take this shit to Reddit already, because the low quality posting that these threads have devolved into is fucking disgusting.
>>342007787
Do you know where to find Pete/Andre fanfiction? ;D
>>342007787
But did you follow Andre?
Ok guys, time to choose
Let's settle this forever, fuck:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10527372
>>342008646
Andre is alpha as fuck, but producers come and go.
>>342008646
Where is the son Lucas? Or is he the trap ghost?
500+ on cheeroh17
what they are smoking?
>legit
>>341995786
Same universe, different setting and characters
>>341992908
is this true or some guy just trying to fuck with us by making a fake tweet
>>341996778
There is a photo of an Umbrella helicopter in the demo
>>342010294
it is already debunked in OPs pic
that is an italofag ruse
>>341997535
Jesus, he looks like he's a zombie....
>>342010381
wth is italofags?
>>341998368
Much like RE4 it's a new setting in the same world as the other games
>>342010590
it was a guy that came to the trhead yesterday claiming capcom did a twit
he even took a photograph using his mobile phone to proof his claims of a deleted tweet
the interface was in italian all the time
everyone debunked today by uploading the same fake tweets by editing the DOM of the page in firefox/chrome
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh has anyone even followed andre yet???????? wow guys
>>342010757
so others capcom tweet about dummy finger have a use is also fake?
>>342010808
THIS.
>>342011060
all fake
i even did one myself today
So, anything new? Does anyone know why the door in the attic disappears after the phone call and holding the axe? Any use for the finger? Anything?
>>342011204
shit... im out, thanks anon bro
>>342010808
>>342011141
From what I've heard you get blocked from following by an invisible wall
I hope this ruse cruise has enough lifeboats. She's a sinkin' fast.
>>342011839
>Feeding the meme fire
Good job mate...
>>342011839
hold the finger while walking backwards and the date set to 2017 and the volume levels all different and chanting andres name into the mic and writing anre on the touchpad?
SO CAN I SHOOT ZOMBIES IN THIS RESIDENT EVIL GAME OR IS THIS JUST SOME MEME SHIT WALKING SIMULATOR YOU FAGS ARE SPERGIN OVER!?
>still no porn about pete buttfucking andre while saying un-fucking believable
i'm disappointed 4chins
i just saw the Sony faggot saying that RE7 will be playable in it's entirety using PSVR
VR CRAP CONFIRMED
>>342012063
It is confirmed to have combat. You will be able to shoot some sort of hell spaqn, but it'll be in the first person. I for one welcome the change.
>>342012312
It's also the first game to ever create a seperate VR folder for recordings
>>342003864
>game is good , brand new franchise
sure
>game is good , the only thing in common with the previous its the names , change of gameplay and story goes full retard
no
>>342012760
The fuck do they call it in Japan? Biohazard: Biohazard? Just seeing that they were going to be using Biohazard in the name made me rage a bit.
tfw a friend of mine told me that there should be a third person mode for RE7 VR then i told him whats the point of playing VR if youre still gonna play in third person and he got pissed.
wtf did i do
>>342004038
can't you put the finger in a mannequin?
each mannequin a different ending? would make sense
i dont have a ps4 to try shit
>>342012760
The main gam's story could easily still be connected to RE. This is just an isolated Virus outbreak.
>>341994935
>Andre knows how to kick down a door
>knows his way down a hall
>brings a camera guy for his show
>Andre gets drugged and killed
Pretty shitty theory
>>342013141
>completely different gameplay
>ghosts
capcom went full retard with the story with CVX changes and 4 anyway, but you get my point
the whole last plagas shit was enough stupid anyway
the only reason i will get this if the game ends being like the demo (Which capcom said it wouldn't?) if when it gets cheap for the name on the cover only
>>342013359
also andre gets pissed when pete shittalks the bakers
why do people pretend there's anything more to discover in this demo
it's railroaded as fuck, invisible walls prevent you from going anywhere off the railed path
>>342013490
Was he pissed or was he just correcting him? Wasn't he talking about a different family that got killed by the hillbillies? That's how I ended up interpreting it but I could be wrong
>>341995325
Now you have my permission to die
>>342013670
i know, it is just a troll theory
but what can i say, Andre is my husbando
>>342006636
>In the Kitchen VR Demo Pete actually tries one last time to save you after being stabbed, he tackles and fights with the ghost girl
>loses his head in the process
Pete goes above and beyond
>>342014112
all part of the same ruse
everyone is senpai there
>>342013547
>>invisible walls
proof?
>>342012118
THIS
>>342006898
PT copied RE though.
>>342014346
it's clear as fuck that titles like Amnesia or Penumbra copied PT
>>342014346
>b-but copy
Noone copied anyone. PT was the first one available to the public that's what matters and PT apart from being first person is totally different from the RE7 teaser
All these people keep going on about the finger and axe to distract you from the fact that J. Cole went platinum without any features.
>>342014539
PT took heavy influence from RE
What the fuck is going on
>>342014254
No proofs atm. Working on proofs however.
>>342014629
Proof?
>>342013405
>>ghosts
It is just see through zombies.
>>342014638
Meme fiasco.
>>342014619
j cole is trash
Wtf is this shit? Saw my dad playing this the other day and we only managed to figure out the backdoor ending. Is there really so much shit behind this?
I had a dream that you examine the finger under a light source and you peal the celluloid. Capcom didn't make a game teaser, they created a mental health hazard.
>>342014803
Don't have the link right now,but there is an article where the interviewer questioned him about whether PT influenced the gameplay or not and it actually turns out RE was in development before PT and Kojima was interested in RE7. That article has been poster here at least a dozen times.
>>342014638
NEW!!!
DEATHNOTE: THE MOVIE 2017
CHECK OUT THIS SNEAK PEEK SHOT OUR CAMERAMAN GOT ON THE SET OF THE NEW FILM!
>>342014921
Theres a secret ending where you hit an invisible wall in the attic with the axe,then you put the dummy finger into the third mannequin from the right and you are able to leave without getting senpai'd
alone in the dark is a PT ripoff
and super mario bros nes is a metal gear solid ripofff
literally everything good on consoles is a direct ripoff from the work of Hideo Kojima
>>342014848
Is there a doc summarizing what's going on? Cause I'm completely lost
>>341993858
That pic needs an update like the guy who streamed for 26 hours or the fag that ran through every audio file in the game.
Guys, the demo is broken or just fucking unfinished.
Just accept this and move on.
>>342015405
post pics and i will add them kid
>>342015290
>buy alone in the dark fordreamcast
>never finished it
>more exactly didn't even got the first key for the first door or whatever
>>342015350
This autism cannot be summarised. You just need to abandon your life and fully immerse yourself in the thread.
>>342015418
Have you tried hitting the invisible wall with the axe?
>>342015493
Give me a minute to find them son.
>>342015350
i understand your legit interest on going aboard this ruse train
it is fairly easy
just peep the two strapolls running in the thread, to begin with
>>342015510
Yes. You have to abandon the life you had before and commit your whole existence to this
:(
Have you tried following Andre?
Who else /suckingpipe/ here?
>>342015807
Andre basement is literally a reenactment of a glory hole gay scene with famalam
>>342012982
My Japanese friend just calls it Biohazard
>>342012982
It's called Biohazard 7: Resident Evil in Japan.
>>342012982
It's literally called Biohazard 7: Resident Evil in Nipponland
>>342015770
do you think barry fucks his daughters in his spare time?
>>342015603
So from what I gathered the RE7 demo has multiple endings and people are just trying to find more about it and some guy in the demo is named Andre? Or is there more to this?
>>342016179
>>342016162
Holy shit, is Capcom memeing off the charts!?
>>342016240
shut up bulbasaur
>>342016240
People are trying to solve the hardest riddle known to man currently, "finger goes where?"
Anyone else think that the ghost is just a person infected with probably the new strain of virus that causes her to be more docile than others infected by it like Mr Famalam? The VHS portion is in black and white so the ghost (or ghost like entity if I'm right) may not be actually black and white. Remember that Wesker can also sort of teleport due to a virus.
>>342016179
>>342016162
>hey our game have different name in different countries because copyright shit
>LETS PUT BOTH NAMES IN THE TITLE!
>great john you will be getting a promotion!
i dont have the facepalm.jpg with constanza anymore for this shit
>>342016240
people have found 2 endings, considered bad because you get 'familied'
there are two objects that nobody know where or how to use, so everybody thinks there is a good ending using those objects
capcom has denied commenting on the matter
the demo is not on PC so neckbeards are not free to roam and glitch the thing
ps4 players are normie as fuck, so they just play the game endelessly on twitch, trying every possible combination
>>342012982
It's called Biohazard 7: Resident Evil
>>342016554
bioha7ard
resident evii_
d44m
this l33t shit is back, f4ck
>>342016554
>BIOHA7_ARD
thats actually pretty cool
>>342008646
why does pete always look like he just huffed an entire can of turpentine
>>342016706
>d44m
It's not really called D44M though, it's not even actually Doom 4. It's literally DOOM.
>>342016747
WHAT WAS THAT?!
>>342016878
yeah i know
i had to ask here why the fuck they were calling it D44M on every thread
i would prefer to call it nuDoom or Doom16
>>342015493
Can't find the pics I mentioned but I will post a few memes if you want to add them.
>>342016747
blame the producers, they come and go man
Has anyone tried sticking the finger into the fuse?
>>342015493
This is all I got.
>>342017096
haha that one fell through from the other day
thanks, adding
>>342004256
If clancy had prep time he would have pulled out his special forces knowledge
>>342016747
He doesn't do ADR
>>342017195
>He hasn't found the fuse yet
Dear lord,how new are you?
>>342016554
does someone has that pic, but without the title in it?
>>342017345
Don't let appearances mislead you
goodnight /v/ i hope when i wake up i will see this done in the next thread >>342012118
Has anyone tried following the fuse to the melting andre?
I'm requesting that we now refer to the game as Resident Biohazard 7
>>342012118
What's that? It's pretty obvious Andre is the one who would buttfuck Pete.
twitch tv cheeroh17
literally going nuts
>>342017707
Is this the dude that streamed for 26 hours yesterday?
>>342017707
Unless someones actually figuring something out no one cares
>>342017783
No. He streams 12 hours a day, though
>>342017783
he is doing 12h sessions
5th day in a row
The teaser wasn't even scary. PT's teaser was hundred times creepier and scarier. I swear if Capcom banks on this shitty outlast first person trend and fails to bring the scares, Then I'm done with this series.
So how did Andre end up on the pipe and looking all fucked up anyway?
Not trying to start anything but how long did it take to solve pt?
12 hours playing the same shit
again and again
at least Andre is there
>>342017953
Again,PT copied RE you fucking Kojimadrone.
andre lewds already missing
>>342017991
Got senpai'd
>>342017991
It's metaphoric. Andre was sexually abused as a child by Famalam Man.
>>342018139
Wow. This makes a lot of sense. That's why he defends the family
>>342017991
he was skullfucked through a pipe orally, suffered major hemorrhaging
Is Andre the one who wrote "I shall dash YOU against the stones"?
>>342015770
>Barry
>Awesome Dad
>After letting one girl get shot and raising the other to be Moira
>Adopting Wesker Jnr as the cherry on top
Nope
>>342018514
Doubt it. He was already dashed against the stones or in this case pipe.
>>342018305
Doesn't explain why the blood from his eyes.. if it is blood is pitch black.
>>342018710
This is a game in a series about zombies. Death doesn't mean much.
>>342018024
RE7 copied Outlast
>>342018024
>PT copied RE you fucking Kojimadrone.
Not him, but where the fuck did he even say that, you idiot? It's simply not true anyway as there's no way Konami would have any knowledge on the development of this game 2 years prior to it even being fucking announced.
Just end this meme, guy.
>>342018534
Hey, at least he actually wanted to live a normal life and take care of his kids instead of globetrotting to fight monsters and punch boulders.
>>342018797
I take that back, I must be colour blind.
>>342018797
Fair enough. Maybe that black blood is a side effect of infection. If he was slammed against the pipe leading to the water supply then the virus could have been transmitted by the water. This of course requires the theory that Umbrella has been experimenting on them to be true.
>>342018797
It's a series about bio-weapons, actually.
>>342008646
Why is Pete winning? Andre is more attractive and even sucks pipe for you
>>342018853
It's not a fucking meme. One of the guys who worked on PT even admitted that they were influenced by RE which was in development before PT.
>>342019268
>One of the guys who worked on PT even admitted that they were influenced by RE which was in development before PT
source?
>>342008646
My heart remains with Leon
>>342019268
Did he specifically say RE7, you retarded cunt?
>>342019398
Yes he did.
>Welcome to the family, my wife's son.
I thought the japs weren't cucked?
>>342019462Proof.
>people complain we never had ghosts before
>they act like we've never fought against disappearing B.O.W.s that can duplicate themselves like it's a devil may cry game
B-B-BUT MUH REALISM
>>342019398
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/resident-evil-7-producer-explains-what-the-full-ga/1100-6440991/
>>342019668
People keep falling for it
>>342015770
>welcome to the family, son
>father's day
Is this a hint!!??
>>341997535
KEK
>>342008646
Pete looks like Jackie Earle Haley.
>>342008646
>no Barry
>not wanting a big bara to let you shine his colt python
>>341994581
>>>341994448
>Exactly, thank you buddy
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10521329
>KEEP VOTING FAGS
>>342008646
>Ok guys, time to choose
>Let's settle this forever, fuck:
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10527372
Vote, fags
Has anyone tried to break the phone?
THREAD HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 7 MINUTES! WHAT DOES IT MEAN????
>>342020827
It's made out of adamantium
>>342020827
Literally everything that could ever be tried has been tried. They just threw in meme objects like Dummy finger so that we'd autism out and spend weeks trying to figure it out.
So they've changed Resident Evil from an action shooter to a survival horror sorta like Silent Hills?
What's it like? How's the story?
>>342019380
What's this guy's name?
>>342021795
We don't know since supposedly this demo isn't part of the actual game.
>>342021795
We Scooby Doo now, apparently.
>>342021906
wew, what?
But isn't the point of a demo to show off a game?
>>342021880
Eugenio Scalfari. He is an Italian journalist and never killed his wife.
>>342022223
Capcom doesn't see it that way. You basically walk around the house, put in a fuse, listen to some woman who says some cryptic bullshit, then go down stairs and get knocked out by some hillbilly with dermatitis.
