Why would an android need high heels?
>>341962401
Heels help with dancing.
>>341962401
Because it looks fashionable I guess?
because Yoshida is a fucking god and THE BEST CHARACTER DESIGNER OF OUR TIME
Because my DICK demands it faggot
>>341962401
So it can get into the fancy robot parties.
Dumbass.
to make its butt look bigger
>>341962664
Maybe her butt hurts?
Why does she need stockings or a dress?
Answer:Who gives a fuck, it's hot
Poo poo pee pee mommy
>>341962401
Why does a battle android need clothes?
>>341962401
Because Yoshida can't into good character design.
>>341963301
Running around naked would probably attract some attention
>>341962401
>android
Gynoid.
Aesthetics.
for the sake of muh dick
>>341963398
From the other androids?
>>341962543
what is with this guy and clothes that look like other things than what they really are.
androids deserve to look cute too
is she a virgin
Why do we play video games?
>>341962401
Amortisation.
>>341962543
Man, it's great to see him doing the artwork for a game that isn't chibi and actually looks like his art.
>>341963998
Yes. All PSwaifus are pure angels.
>>341962543
look at dem child bearing hips, jokes aside, the game looks fucking great, and the combat system its platinum at its finest, shame you gotta play as a fap bait robot tough
>>341964158
But she's a sexbot, I'm worried.
>>341962401
Because an android, unlike a regular person could very likely handle running/moving in heels and not have to worry about foot pain.
Why not wear better what everyone else can't function in?
>>341964313
>shame you gotta play as a fap bait robot tough
You say that like its a bad thing.
I like to imagine their boobs are made out of the same material squishy anime boobs are made ouf of also that those mammaries hold the power cells.
>>341962401
>it's a nier shitposting thread
mmmm'mm kay
>>341962401
For sex appeal.
>>341962401
raiden wore it better
>>341964410
well yeah, cant self incert if the characters is a 10/10 sexy ass female robot tough, I wanna feel like a badass, not horny every 2 minutes
>gameplay looks better than scalebound
>demo crashes during the PSU interview
>>341962401
Why would an android have to imitate a human form?
>>341965105
>Can't self incert
You sound boring as fuck. If that's your incentive to even play a game then that's clearly retarded.
>>341965679
Isn't that what defines an android?
>she'll lose clothing the farther in the game
>we'll probably see tear at her skin and the robotic bits underneath will be exposed
>at the end of the game shes going to be alone with limbs missing after she killed all the robots
>it's a happy ending though because she destroyed all the robots
calling it.
>>341965953
I'd keep 2B as a wife even if she's all scary metal bits.
>>341965953
>>at the end of the game shes going to be alone with limbs missing after she killed all the robots
>>it's a happy ending though because she destroyed all the robots
Woah there, are you trying to make me sad again?
>>341965686
Maybe they're just a narcissist and require the story to be about them to enjoy it?
Oh wait that does sound boring.
>>341962401
p...p-p...pc when?
>>341965550
Honestly I'm not expecting this game to come out very soon. The fact that most of their "demos" were them screwing around in the debugger mode makes me cautiously optimistic.
>>341966414
It got pushed back to 2017 anyway
>>341966449
Eh, I can wait honestly. Especially consideringI haven't actually played Nier yet.
Because its a japanese game where the term "good design" is synonymous to "shit that appeals to smelly fat virgins the most". But don't worry, she'll have a heartbreaking story that will make you ashamed of your words and faps
>>341966576
because they're the best type of footwear for gently stepping on/almost damaging dicks while making this face
>>341965953
>all the robots
>its a platinum curuazy fanboy episode
Go play Nier and drakengard first and then come back. This game is not what you expect it to be.
>>341965953
>happy ending
Have you ever played a Yoko Taro game
>>341966837
I already have played both
I can't beat the final boss in Drakengard
>>341966884
if you can't kill the final boss there might be a guide sync video for it. There is for D3 at least
We need more cute girls in high heel boots in video games.
And more ZR and scantily clad battle armor.
And wedding dresses.
>>341966691
Why would you want your dick stepped on, that sounds like it hurts a lot.
>>341966691
This is my ultimate fetish.
>having your dick gently stroked by a cute girl in cute high heels knowing at any moment she could castrate you
>>341964698
underrated post
>>341967096
Why wouldn't you? You aren't some cakeboy are you?
That feel when Taro puts in the low fps boss and the platinum fags get BTFO.
Cant wait for the threads of people whining so I can tell them to git gut.
>>341967096
>Why would you want your dick stepped on
>That sounds like it hurts a lot.
>>341967118
Sublime taste.
>>341967198
Well I just don't like the idea getting hurt mister.
>>341966838
but Yoko thinks all his games have happy endings already
>>341967239
UNF
N
F
>>341962401
Why would an android be impeded by high heels ?
>>341967237
Why would they get BTFO?
>>341967237
>the low fps boss
what the fuck is a low fps boss
>>341967378
Taro said before he wanted to make a boss that drops your frames per second or lowers the games resolution just to fuck with the player
>>341966691
How do you know this?
>>341962401
Don't question it, IT JUST WORKS.
>>341967436
You could break that down to a distortion in time and space. Could be interesting.
Everybody knows that high heels are the most tactical footwear.
And they're a good workout for your rump.
>>341967494
This image triggers me, delete it NOW.
>>341962401
To make her butt look nice you retard
>>341966576
if you aren't a fat smelly virgin you are the cancer ruining vidya, to be fair
>high heels
>plucked eyebrows
>makeup
Any other stupid and disgusting things women do?
>>341962401
crushing my dick.
>>341967682
You can't fight nature, Jack.
I find it very unfortunate that this game is indeed not going to be cuhrayzee.
>>341962401
Because she wants to feel attractive. Check your carbonic privilege bio-shitlord.
DEMO WHEN
>>341967847
synthetic lives mater!
kek, I'm putting what you said on a picket sign when this shit happens
>>341962401
Can I give her different hair?
I hope they implement a dressup feature.
>>341968235
I'm far more interested in finding out how humans got back to the planet safely if those are the humans that they sent to the moon
>>341967719
>High heels
>Makeup
>stupid and disgusting
>>341968235
>I hope they implement a dressup feature.
Exactly this.
>>341962401
Extra height and grace
Has anyone in herewore high heelsHow does it feel?
2B cute!
>>341962401
CAN'T HANDLE THE ELEGANCE
>>341962401
So it can grip objects with them
It's quite ingenious really
>>341968509
Like you're walking on your tippy toes with mild support. it's also tight as fuck.
>>341968845
just like you're boipucci
>>341968509
I have
Honestly it felt amazing
>>341969026slut
>>341969026
Why did you do it?
>>341968845
>>341969026
How important is appropiate foot size for wearing heels? I have tiny girly feet so think I'm okay.
>>341969258
post feet
>>341969110
I am a virgin of body but a slut of heart
>>341969178
Was employed by a woman to watch her kid
Saw her heels, thought I could try them, no one would ever know !
>>341969258
Extremely important
I tried all her heels, some were a bit too big and it was really killing me
>>341969332
No way you creep
>>341969402
do it
with striped socks
>>341969478
I don't even have striped socks
TELL ME ABOUT 2B
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE BLINDFOLD
>>341969824
To shield her eyes from the damage our love and adoration for her will cause.
>>341969824
It's a visor that she can see through.
>still no /ss/ with hipmonster x blind shotandroid
wtf is wrong with this fanbase
>>341970000
Quads speak the truth.
Give it time. When the game releases the fanart will flood in.I hope.
>>341970000
Taro games don't ever get porn
>>341962401
The same reason real women wear them: It accentuates the ass and bust. Or maybe she rides horses in her downtime?
>>341970000
>liking /ss/
>>341968326
>shoes which fuck up your feet and posture
>plastic skin that makes you look like a barbie
>not ugly and disgusting
>>341970204
fuck off back to tumblr fatty
>>341970204
>being a contrarian
>on 4chin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivVUIUnbIBE
Time to watch it again lads
>>341970192
those heels help the horses ride her
>>341970501
I've watched this so many times already
>>341970567
she needs more porn
>>341970501
Why hasn't Okabe gotten more composer work than the little he's done?
>>341970501
>dat smooth gameplay
>dat fucking soundtrack
Question, why does a fucking robot need a fucking beauty mark on its chin. Ching chongs are fucking desperate.
>>341970501
>>341970775
>>341970872
That doesn't really sound like anything special... :/
>>341970943
Shut up faggot
>>341970924
It was a design choice by the inventor
>>341970924
In all honesty she's probably modeled after someone else in-universe, and has the beauty mark because they did.
>>341970501
I hope every boss has music synced up like that.
Also what the fuck's gonna happen with the stage?
Damn do I want this game.
Lets listen to the Drakengard OST /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5_xJr1aW60&index=1&list=PL8_dFsE09Vx-sK5HJcdSAxIhZ0723iAxM
>>341970943
>...
>:/
not even subtle
>>341963301
Why would you use an android for battle? That's immoral and unethical.
>>341970000
Are you happy?
>>341971139
Even if the android volunteered?
>>341971139
of course androids are for sex everyone knows this
>>341970170
>lying on the internet
>>341971139
>Why would you use an android for battle?
>for battle
What do you really think they're to be used for, anon?
>>341971139
what
>>341971139
Could you imagine being a human and actually thinking this?
>>341962401
Why wouldn't she
>>341966354
At the end of the world lies a mountain, taller than you can conceive of. Every million years, a small bird flies to the very top and sharpens it's beak.
When that mountain has been worn down to it's base is when Automata will release on PC.
>>341970204
>he doesn't like /ss/
>>341971326
source
>>341971451
In all honestly emulation for the ps4 would easilly come before that day.
>>341971512
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?
>>341971512
anon its like one of five fucking choices
you can do it
>>341968509
I have becauseI wear gothic lolita as a guy
It's really hard to walk in the first time. The first time I wore them I nearly tripped 20 times in a single hour simply because the elevation of the heel means you feel like you're constantly on tippy toes. If the heels themselves are too high or edgy (as in you frequently fail to land on the flat part of the heel) your ankle will twist. It's a miracle I managed to avoid twisting my ankle.
With that said it's easy to get used to after initial hiccups. Stairs and slopes are ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARES because of obvious reasons.
Also running in them is pretty terrifying. Doable once you get over the initial movement hiccups but you should definitely fear someone that can competently do more than a light jog in heels. That takes insane skill.
If you want to replicate what it felt like for the first hour (at least for me) then just stand on your tip toes (all 5 of them).
Then...Balance on 2 toes
The history of heels, as an aside, is really cool though. They used to be military type footwear but got adopted into consumer use IIRC. Turns out they're great for cavalry.
In a sense they're not THAT absurd for a fighting robot to have. I mean they're not pumps or funky shoes with fish in them.
>>341962401
because video games are for tasteless losers and the character designer for that game knows how to manipulate tasteless losers
>>341971826
>I wear gothic lolita as a guy
are you a qt trap
>>341971530
This, can't wait for PCbros to enjoy it and report back to us in 2030.
>>341968509
I have because my family has many girls so I tried.It gives your legs an amazing shape. At first it feels very ucomfortable. Once you get used to wearing those, you walk faster but it still hard to run the higher they are. I'm still amaze when I see people run in heels to work etc.
>>341969258
Just make sure it's not too tight or too large.
Large: you won't be able to walk properly, they'll just fly off.
Tight: It'll hurt your feet very bad.
Just go buy shoes in a store, they don't mind having men buying heels for themselves anymore.
>>341972116
>2030
lets be reasonable here.
>>341972291
>they don't mind having men buying heels for themselves anymore
top kek wat
is this what it is to live in the us of a
>>341972385
I'm in Europe
>>341972361
3020 then
>>341972415
>sweden
color me surprised
>>341972498
>nier 2 ending plot twist
>>341970872
Gonna need a source on that porn crop anon
>>341962401
Do you have to play as a female or can you choose?
>>341973262
You are a robot so you have no gender
>>341973262
Why would you not want to be a cute android? Are you one of those faggots I keep hearing about?
>>341972972
beg for it
What would an A.I. know about freedom?
>>341973262
You can play as a strong female or as a feminine fucboi
>>341973428
I knew I masturbated to this before.
>>341973428
help
>>341973784
how badly do you want it anon?
>>341973784
>Not knowing one of the few oppai loli artists on the panda
Wew lad
>>341973363
If i want to watch porn then I'll just browse the internet, I dont like playing a female character.
>>341973439
So basically a trap. Damn it, then I'll just play as the girl
>>341973784
>>341972972
Sure is summer in here.
>>341968509
Hurts like a bitch and throws your balance of complete. There was a high heel marathon some time ago and those girls deserve mad respect, running in those things must be a pain.
>>341973915
P L E A S E
Dozo.
>>341970501
>tfw listing to the music on the trailer when working out
I've never felt so powerful familias
>>341974075
~no
>>341974084
god dammit fuck you anon
>>341974118
So your entire workout was 3 minutes? DYEL manlet.
>>341962543
Fucking seconded
to dig her heel into my nut sack
>tfw cheap PS4 Classics this holiday season when everyone's gonna want 4K
>>341974049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k5dJSs2zkg
>That zoom in on a girl's heel and it's one of those really, really thin heels
Holy shit
>>341974236>Not wanting her to place your cock and balls between her heel and her sole and squish them with her sweaty, stinky, stocking clad robot foot
>>341974197
>not having it on replay
I aint a manlet, I'm still a skeleton. Getting better though familia.
At least I'm working on it. So the day my android waifu becomes real I'll impress her with my 12 pack.
>>341974084
>he didnt screencap with a "bill cosby nudes" google tab
see me after class
>>341974191
>>341974236
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2113235
>>341974369
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
So, when is that game coming to PC?
>>341962543
is it just me or it's agnes with white hair?
>>341962401
i swear to fucking god if those sjws even touch this game's character design, the universe will feel my wrath for eons to come
>>341974713
I thought it was Edea but not chibi
>>341962401
>wears a leotard
>both back and front show skin
How the fuck does this work
>>341962543
>best
You mean sexiest. His designs are usually shit from a cohesiveness perspective.
>>341974938
same holes maybe
>>341974938
DID SOMEBODY SAY LEOTARD
>>341974938
>he thinks it's a leotard
>>341975263
Dick status: MUH
>>341975263
THE SWIMSUITS
>>341970501
I wanna play this gaym with Japanese voices
>>341975276
They said so.
>>341975263
>>341974415
M Y D I C K
>>341974314i like you
>>341975263
What are some good doujinshi with these style uniforms?
>>341975276
the devs said it's a leotard
there's clothing damage in the game so you'll be able to see the whole thing
>>341975552
>it goes into their asshole
what
>>341971265
Oh yes
>>341962401
why would a robot need clothes and look like a human?
POST LINKS TO DOUJIN FEATURING LEOTARD UNIFORMS DAMNIT
>>341975729
for you
>>341975679
Those infections though.
>>341975845
Oh lawd
>>341975679
didn't know I had this fetish, thanks anon
>>341975845
Failed the ZR, disqualified
>>341975845
Mo~more?
>>341962401
coz its obviously just a really slutty girl and not a dishwasher
so deep in thread and nobody has posted webm of her walking in DOM way
>>341976210
Katana guy is her brother?
>>341976210
>>341976292
>robots
>family
>>341962543
THICC
>>341976210
What's wrong with their weapons? Game dropped.
>>341976320
>>341976392
It's intentional
>>341976392
Spacemagic.
>>341975845
>thighs are smaller than the actual 2B
>ass is super flat
I'm know i'm asking for too much but damn, this is what's good about Yoshida's girls.
>>341976320
>dat transition from walking to idle
>>341976346
Why are they together?
>>341976429
>>341976534
They have the same mission
>>341976541
god damn it, i hate no color games, it's disgusting.
>>341976541
>>341976541
>All dat ailiasing.
The power of the supercharged PC.
>>341962401
to pander
>>341976541
>shielding her blindfolded eyes
>>341976534
she loves to bully feminine boys when there is no mission.
>>341976702
it's the power of the PS4 :)
>>341976702
>The power of the supercharged PC.
I think you mean to say
>The power of Yoko Taro.
>>341976702
I think is way worse how the details in the buildings load in >>341976429
though I think that will be fixed, unlike the aliasing
>>341976702
>caring about the graphics
Summer is here
>>341976651
i think green is a color
>>341976651
What color do you want on the fucking desert?
>>341976673
If AC7 is good, I'll buy the fucking PS4.
>>341976392
>future androids dont have the ability to use magnetism
Do we really have to spoonfeed you on everything kid?
NieR fucking sucks. I'm not kidding.
>>341976836
Fuck off, it's the graphicsfags that didn't want to sacrifice graphics in favor of jaggy edges.
We aren't in the CRT era anymore where ailiasing doesn't fucking matter.
>>341967794
FUCK GOT STIFFY.
Thanks a lot cunt.
>>341976767
tfw feminine boy
>>341976392
they have some kind of halo making them float
>>341976978
>>341975043
Aahaha like you know shit
>Youmu has her very own 2hu game
>>341974084
>10 dollar club
Those seem like irregular stillsuits and of questionable use.
>fighting metal robots with swords
Whose idea was this?
>girls fighting anything in general
Whose idea was this?
>>341977352
Probably the guys who first fought against people using wooden robots and wooden swords.
>>341977438
THEY'RE
ANDROIDS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm hype as fuck for the new Nier, here's a quick doodle.
>>341977352
People who like fun and aren't bogged down by their autism.
what game
>>341977352
Grorious nippon steel is far stronger than puny robot
