How could they betray us like this?
>>341956067
who?
ayy blue humans
space and shit
>>341956067
a new sherk movie? SWEET
theres always like 5 cucx who say "IT LOOKS FINE!!!" in these threads
>>341956067
Shes so cute CUTE. hopefuly her dick is as cute
>>341956067
Bioware was always shit
>>341956067
friendly reminder that there has literally always been ugly asari
>>341956067
>How could they betray us like this?
Bioware haven't been good since the first Dragon Age.
>>341956067
Same way they did with ME2, DA2, ME3, TOR, DA:I, etc
Forgive my ignorance but that is that in the op and why does everyone make fun of it?
Face it. There has never been a female character in a 3D Bioware game that looked "average" or better. Even characters who are supposed to look attractive, like Miranda, suffer from potato-face. You could spend an entire day in the character creator and you wouldn't be able to make a pretty-looking woman.
>>341956184
>you're a cuck if you don't chimp out over characters not reaching your literally physically impossible standards
>>341956418
You mean the second Baldurs Gate
>>341956067
>asari
>not scaly
>betray us
Don't tell me you were expecting something good from modern Bioware.
>My reflexes, my strength, even my looks – they're all designed to give me an edge.
>even my looks
>>341956602
BG2 is their best game, no doubt, but they put out some worthy ones after that.
>>341956737
>>341956737
Who's bad?
>>341956737
The actor looks way hotter in real life. I dont know how they fucked her up
>>341956737
>>341956848
Well she is fucking hotBut way hotter irl
>>341956949
Holy shit she does
>>341956067
>>341956949
Bioware can't into faces
Facial expressions turn their characters into monsters
>>341956949
The only attractive model from any of the ME games was default Shepard, everyone else either looked like they were made of plastic or they were one of the hideous undead abominations built in the character creator.
>>341956067
Fuck you, Patton Oswalt is hilarious.
>>341956067
there's something so sickening about this but i can't put my finger on it. ever since it was revealed at E3, when i see this still it's just so repulsive i can't look away. i dont even care about how asari's looked before or how they catered to manchildren in the past. fuck i dont even care about ME. it's just this character design right here is so gross and unappealing to even look at
>>341956067
It's funny how, unlike BioWare's humans, their Salarians, Krogans, Turians etc. look fine even when smiling.
As a xenophile I am okay with this.
>>341956067
>literally just a human with face paint
wow, its "elves are just pointy eared tall humans" but in space.
could you be any less creative? let me guess, it also speaks English natively and all the other bullshit paradoxes you run into in these badly written space plotlines
i mean even a stupid generic green "ayy lmao" large headed thing (pic related) would be better. at least it would be beleivable, and not just a fucking human with face paint.
>>341957728
They're also considered to be beautiful by every other species.
Literally Twi'lek
I don't get what's wrong with it other than the eyebrows
>>341958410
it's a ugly manfaced bitch
the problem with bioware is they hire women and niggers as part of a diversity crusade, it makes their entire fanbase compose of tumblr, and then they have to stick to their guns regarding ugly people equality, etc.
the problem at first was that they just couldn't code. now the can code, but they have to make ugly characters to appeal to their fanbase
>>341957728
Wasn't the original mass effect supposed to be kind of a send up of shit like original star trek where aliens were either men in rubber suits/masks and the women were all just humans painted green/blue?
>>341957728
ayys and sexy alien babes are both staples of goofy sci-fi, though. I'd love to have both.
A mass effect species obviously meant to be classic grays would be fun. Maybe give them one or two anatomical quirks so they're not perfectly identical to the trope, kinda like how Asari are obviously just painted humans but they at least have the head tentacles.
>>341956241
Not that ugly
>>341956067
>How could they betray us like this?
How short your memory, oh summer child, that you do not remember the great betrayal of ME3? How new must you be, that you forget, or worse, forgive the colorswap endings? Where hours upon hours of meaningful and long reaching decisions that rippled through three games were thrown away in favor of a single choice? When a protag capable of making peace between organics and synthetics time and again was swindled by a stupid speech into believing organics and synthetics could never find peace together? When we were "gifted" witha token DLC ending telling that not kowtowing to the Catalysts lies leads to everybody dying despite all your efforts to unify the galaxy.
Do not speak of betrayal. The wise were not betrayed for we had not dared to hope. Speak of confirmation. For we knew there would be shit. Or at least, we should have.
>>341956592
I found one
>>341956067
lousy alien design
Thing is, i stop caring after a while. I even ended up thinking Sera wascute.
>Still believing EA wont fuck everything
Mass effect really isn't all that great. Nothing of value was lost. Literally every platform has a handful of better games coming out.
>>341960284
>You know what's really frightening? If you play enough of it, you begin to like it.
>>341956067
>they're brought back the creator of mass effect
>he's working on the old republic
fucking bioware, man
>>341957158
mine's better.
>>341956067
I'm interested in what Andromeda has to offer with regards to plot.
Not that it really matters considering the entire series is a heretical shitshow that can't even make good quality Xenos.
>>341956067
SOMEBODY
>>341956067
Why did they make Asari have the face of a fucking Ogre?
People are hating on this face model for the wrong reasons.
>ewwww its soo uggo haha manjaw amirite guys buzzword SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
First of all the largest offender in the character design are those fucking eyebrows on an alien. Second is the skin texture in general, the asari had skin that looked almost scale-like upclose yet somehow the fucked it up and basically painted a human blue. Add that all up with completely uninteresting face tattoo that is literally a period stain smeared on her face and you have a pretty shitty character design.
>>341960946
ONCE TOLD ME
>>341961570
THE WORLD WAS GONNA
>>341956067
Needs more lens flares.
>>341961629
ROLL ME
>>341962056
I AINT THE SHARPEST
