How come Mercy is 37 and not yet married?
>>341946882
How come OP is 37 yet still a virgin?
>>341946952
Because he's on /v/ on a saturday night, just like you.
>>341946882
> not yet married
I guess you missed our wedding.
>>341946882
She's a healslut, that's why.
>>341946882
Why get married when you can fuck around
>>341946882
Too busy with the shota rape.
How come 37 years old women look like 20? But wait, i know. Because blizzard sexualized their characters on purpose and if they don't, the game would be dead in a month, but now it has huge ass faggotry around it and would never die.Get it? Never die lol. Whatever.
No one wants to get married to used goods, not even future imaginary otakus in a fantasy world.
>>341947450
>How come 37 years old women look like 20?
Nanomachinesson
>>341946882
She's too pure for even marriage.
>>341947450
She's a super scientist that can revive the dead and but genji a new body, she can probably alter her aging.
>>341947450
We're questioning logic in a game where a woman can magically undo wounds with a yellow beam, or turn it blue to make your bullets/rockets/nades somehow more damaging, who can literally fly/glide with nothing more than robotic METAL wings whose feathers are made of light/energy, not feathers or have any solid mass to support her weight.
>play this game thinking the fandom is dumb perverts
>notice Mercy's bum while I'm running beside her as torbjorn
fucking blizzard making people degenerates
>>341947310
But she's pure.
Girls cant marry other girls in the future, only robots or men.
She's lewd for girls.
Are any of the girls still a virgin?
>>341947762
>he doesnt know about solar sails and radiation pressure
>>341948193
Dumb tumblrfaggots confuse her good bedside manner/platonic care for genuine love
Because who knows the laws on marrying cyborgs in the future?
>>341947450
Eh, 37 year olds (some of them, anyway) look pretty young in the real world, too, nowadays.
>>341948041
>Pharrah
>arms
>legs
>>341948310
They're fictional video game characters you retard.
>>341948485
That doesn't answer my question.
>>341948402
>mfw they don't know that she's pretty much Dr. fuckin' Frankenstein doing shit like creating cyborg abominations like Genji
>>341948448
This meme is stupid
>>341948310
If any of them are still a virgin i would say Mei or maybe D.Va have the highest chance.
Mei is like 20 years old and a 'nerdy' scientist type who went out on expeditions all the time to study, so there's a somewhat fair chance she was too occupied with science shit and being alone in the arctic to have fucked anyone.
D.Va i think is 19? She's a young bratty obnoxious gaymer grl so possibly hasn't let anyone fuck her yet.
Everyone else i can't really picture a reason why they haven't fucked yet.
>>341948310
My bet would be Mei---she was in cyrostasis for decades.
also
>vidyagamez
>>341948448
Isn't D.Va the amputee though? I don't play overwatch but this is what I heard, as she pilots a mech.
>>341946882
her VA is 33 and not married either
>>341948406
DELETE THIS
>>341948956
...no. the only one who MIGHT be an amputee is Symmetra, as we aren't sure if her gauntlet is armor or a cybernetic arm
>>341948972
She's keeping herself pure for me.
>>341946882
Too dedicated to the job of caring for children and occasionally militant combatants.
Also
>she's a carpet muncher with Mei
>>341946882
Ever heard the phrase "married to the job" OP?
That and being associated with Overwatch probably killed her marriage prospects.
>>341949060
You just know that she gave him a massive robo dick to go with his sweet ass
>>341948972
dibs
>>341948956
Nobody is an amputee. Where do people get this shit? How did anyone even think Pharah has no arms and legs? Even when they announced the game and first showed it off it was pretty clear she was just wearing a suit of armor like Samus.
The only character who is even somewhat like an amputee is Genji because he doesn't have much of a body anymore, he's basically robocop. Just has a face and a few body parts/organs put into a robot body.
>>341946882
she has a relationship with the brother of genji.
>>341948310
Aside from Widowmaker, we have no confirmation regarding anything regarding the romantic or sexual lives of the female characters.
>>341948956
It's just a mech, her entire body fits in it. She sort of lays down inside it and controls it with the two sticks beside her head
She's all human
>>341949181
i claim Tracer's VA
>>341946882
The love of her life Jack Morrison died. After that she was never able to be intimate with anyone ever again.
>>341947762
More like shit game design. All those retardedly stereotypical characters and robots running around, Clint Eastwood shooting at you, dwarfs from Warcraft building up hi tech sentries, then some gorilla jumps and start chimp up and everyone start dancing because some brazilian shows up with music instead of weapon. Like some kinda distorted reality. This is shittiest universe ever created in video games. It's like blizzard devs got so lazy and can't even come up with something original, so they just mash up everything they know in one game and put cute women characters so no one will noticed how badly it looks.
>>341946882
she's waiting for me
>>341948852
DVa's also korean and a "pro gamer" so she's at least sucked a dick if not taken one to get where she is.
Mei's probably the only one that might be a virgin, but that's mostly because A) She's Chinese and they're strict as fuck about pregnancies, and B)She's an icy-hearted frozen cunt
>>341949180
>Genji
>Wearing sweaters and shit
c'mon son
>>341949210
Arnt McCree and Symmetra both missing and arm?
>>341949663
McCree's left arm is robotic, you can see it during emotes and Deadeye.
>>341949663
McCree definitely has a robert left hand
>>341949750
Same with Symmetra's left hand that manipulates the energy shit.
>>341949750
And Fan the Hammer, I forgot
>>341949181
chad was born with dibs on all women
>>341949210
Junkrat has a peg leg
>>341949210
Isn't trashmouse an amputee
>Gaku Space
>>341949663
I'm pretty sure Symmetra is just wearing a robotic sleeve which is what allows her to fabricate things and place them. Helps her do her architecture shit.
McCree's might actually be a robot arm though.
>>341949770
What kinda robert we talkin' here? DeNiro?Or maybe Bobby Hill?That boy's arm ain't right.
>>341949663
Symmetra was confirmed by blizzard to not be an amputee.
>>341949837
>chad
>>>/r9k/
>>341949621
He looks good in them desu
>>341949210
What about Genji's arm and probably most of his body?
>>341947310
No girl with colossal knockers like that is pure. It's a scientific impossibility.
>>341949540
>Mei's probably the only one that might be a virgin
I could Zarya also because she's too busy lifting or fighting to find the time, Tracer because she travels too much so she can't solidify the relationship to have sex (assuming she's not a slut who gets laid as part of her travels, which I have no reason to believe), Symettra since she is too wound up in the Vishkar company to have a will of her own to find a man to fuck, and Pharah because of her position and personality is intimidating
>>341949435
>hating fun
would you be happier if it was GRITTY and the character's names were Not Important, along with black/brown/slightly-more-brown colourstyle?
>>341949851
A robotic jointed peg leg as well as a mechanized right hand.
>>341949435
Lucio is Brazilian? No I don't read any of the story or character stuff for Overwatch.
>>341949958
Whoops forgot pic
>>341949886
>Not Johnny Yong Bosch
I did not expect that
>>341949210
hanzo doesnt is missing his lower legs
>>341950067
Tracer's a virgin.Because she fucks people then rewinds time to undo it
>>341949886
>Space
Retarded last name
>>341949984
Did you even read my post? I talked about Genji.
I was wrong about no amputees though, as >>341949851
>>341949854
Pointed out, i completely forgot about Junkrat missing a leg. My bad. McCree left's arm is most likely a robotic arm too so i guess he's one. Symmetra is not though, that's clearly a sleeve/gauntlet she wears to create things.
>>341950209
>tfw you can break her hymen every time you fuck her
>tfw she rewinds right after every orgasm to orgasm again and again for hours
Damaged goods
>>341950209
Exactly :^)
Also, she seems somewhay innocent for her age I'd say.We all know she wants the DK dick "Winston, you're an animal"
>>341950072
>trying to think about things
Oh yeah, i forgot. You can't do that in video games anymore.
>>341950283
Nigga do those finger joints look like a glove to you? She's missing an arm.
>>341950038
bitch invented a way to bring people back from being dead. She can resurrect her virginity
>>341950146
Pretty sure he's not. I think that's just similar to symmetra where he wears robot boots/pants so he can climb and jump up walls and whatnot.
>>341950415
I mean really, if you're on /v/ and not a phone faggot it takes all of 5 seconds to google image search and look at shit like this rather than just guessing based on your shit memory and then arguing with people over who's right or wrong. Have we really gotten this fucking lazy?
I'm pretty sure all the girls other than Widowmaker are virgins.But Mercy definitely raped Genji and D.VA pleases old men for money and e-sports sponsership
>>341950415
Who knows? shes autistic so she probably cut her own arm off so that she could do this hard light bullshit
>>341948448
Dumb bobposter
>>341950283
You're retarded. Lucio, Hanzo, Genji, Torbjorn, Junkrat, McCree are all amputees in some shape or form
>>341946882
here OP. here is a better waifu.
>>341950393
just because you don't like vivid colours and distinct character/class combinations, you don't have to shit on it
just admit this game isn't for you and find something else to do it isn't hard
>>341946882
>posting the shitty sphere butt version
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341950562
this is D.Va on her off time
Is Lucio pure or a manslut?
>>341950613
What are Lucio and Hanzo missing?
>>341950675
>Token nigger character
>pure
Pick one
>>341950658
...why was that allowed?
>>341950658
>that almost pussy flash
i didn't need to fap again
>>341950675
Hanzo isn't, but Lucio is questionable, he's got robo-pants but I'm not sure if pants or robo-legs.
>>341950675
lucio has hatefucked symmetra multiple times
>>341950675
legsand maybe the d
>>341950675
Lucio isnt missing anything
>>341950675
Lucio's knees down at least. Look at a picture, his knee structure is not normal as the curvature resembles a dog's joint. Hanzo is the same way, but it's less obvious with his legs. His bone structure is not normal in his legs
I want to hold hands with Mercy and have sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation!
>>341950675
Lucio lost his legs.
>>341946882
Mental illness.
>>341950675
He's brazilian, he's been having sex since he was 12
>>341947450
fiction aside, I know a few males and females (friends and coworkers) that are >35 and they look like 20. The few that are not married, fuck guys and girls 10 years younger than them
some people got lucky in the genetic pool (also, they bath, do exercise and socialize)
>>341946952
FPBP
>>341950630
I could shit on whatever i want, i thought it was merica. Your taste is shit, deal with it too.
>>341946882
BBC addiction
>>341950864
it's pretty natural for people to be able to hyperextend their legs. With hanzo it's just the stance, but with Lucio it's a toss up. I'm pretty sure they're just robopant and skates, not robolegs.
>tfw no qt Pharah waifu
Because she likes meat too much.
>>341948852
Mei is actually a xmas cake (She is 30yo)
I don't know about D.Va she looks like 15
>>341946882
stupid mercy slut i'm gonna give you cum
>>341950102
not him but yeah they did a really poor job of conveying that
he sounds and looks like a black american, not a brazillian
>>341949540
>Implying Symmetra, who loves order, wouldn't be a "Only sex with husband for procreation" girl
>Implying Tracer can stand in one place long enough to get any action, and even if she stayed, could woo anyone with her child-like personality
>Implying pink-haired Manwoman would find a willing partner even if she wasn't busy killing robots
>Implying guys wouldn't back off from Cheif Pharah given her military family and her status.
>Implying Mercy isn't pure angeru
>>341951235
They went with so many other stereotypes, they should've just had Lucio scream "HUEHUEHUE" all game long.
>>341951319
>they should've just had Lucio scream "HUEHUEHUE" all game long.
That should play during the Speed boost
>>341950658
Korea ban porn but allow this?
shit place
>>341950562
>tracer or mei couldn't have had relationships before they got fucked up
>>341951276
Women are whores, anon, none of them are pure and none ever will be. Even fatties get laid.
>>341951076
There's no chance Lucio has his biological legs from the knees down. Even considering your proposal, it's just not possible. Hanzo is more of a possibility. But it's undeniable how thin his legs are closer to his ankle. Comparing Genji (who is like 90% robo), their legs are almost identical. The implication of Hanzo having robotic legs stands strong I think.
Why isn't there any fucking D.Va + Mercy pairings?!
>>341951498
Mercy's pure german blood would make her want to gas the korean
>>341947762
austists like putting logic into non logical things
>>341951498
>implying
/u/ OW thread is mostly that
Dva is for Mei anyway
>>341949935
fuck off normie
>all these fags trying to defend their favorite chars and say they're not amputees, etc
come the fuck on -- this shit is obviously the future with dank fully functional tactile robot replacements for even like a whole body (see: Genji)... its not that bad.
>>341951410
You expect a Tracer who would would be even more childish than she is now to have attracted a guy to fuck?
And Mei was a nerdy treehugger who traveled to isolated regions for study.
>>341951715
So you're saying Mei is into bestiality instead. Or maybe she just fucks the native amazonian tribes?
>>341951582
>german
SHE'S SWISS. DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341949435
>This is shittiest universe ever created in video games
But that can't be possible because Battleborn exists
>>341951795
Nah she just has a huge collection of dildos
>No kids
>No husband
>Is never home
>Is a scientist
What else is she going to spend all the money on?
>>341951071
>ameripoor
>>341951715
and both spent plenty of time in training programs and whatnot to have gotten a lover by then
>>341946882
idk but i guarantee she has a few bulls on the side.
>>341951925
Rusty Venture managed to get laid and have 2 kids, as not only a boy adventurer but a "scientist" too, so I'm sure Mei would find some time. Although her little pet robot suggests she's on the path to "Crazy Cat Lady"
>>341950415
Her joint is also the same as genji's joints
>>341952380
And genji is a cyborg, barely human at this point
>>341949210
Pharah's armor has hinge joints on the knees and arms, there's no way there are arms and legs past them (not even like Hanzo's chicken legs, like literal hinge joints)
Lucio canonically has no legs
Junkrat is missing a leg
Genji is what was left of him after his honor dual (Mostly just his head and maybe chest?) partially resurrected and sustained by robo body
>>341952015
>and both spent plenty of time in training programs and whatnot to have gotten a lover by then
Tracer got into the experimental program as the youngest member by sucking off influential old men.
Nah, but probably she was too busy for to find a guy even if she wanted to. She had to have worked extra hard to make up for her lack of experience, which wouldn't give her the time.
Honestly, the two of them don't seem like they'd be interested in that sort of thing.
She's saving herself for 76
>>341949886
Shame his voice is shit.
>EUGENE OKAY OKAY
>>341952608
I am eagerly waiting for the vanilla overwatch doujins. So far all we have is the usually weird shit.
>>341952580
Pharah is confirmed to be human in a suit of armor
>>341948834
why is every overwatch character an amputee almost?
>>341952606
>Tracer got into the experimental program as the youngest member by sucking off influential old men.
so you're bitching about how they couldn't possibly be anything other than virgins but you pull this shit
>>341952792
they tried to fight a junkrat
>>341952792
because unlike you, who is safe and comfortable behind the safety of his monitor, they are on the frontlines and killing people and barely surviving battles
basically because you're a huge uneventful faggot and they're not
>>341952976
>fictional character has a more interesting life than me
sick burn, i'll never recover from that
>>341952580
>Lucio canonically has no legs
citation needed
>>341952580
>Pharah's armor has hinge joints on the knees and arms, there's no way there are arms and legs past them (not even like Hanzo's chicken legs, like literal hinge joints)
the developers said that was stupid and she has all her limbs intact
>>341952580
Not only is it very clearly obviously a suit of armor, but even blizzard said themselves she just wears a suit of armor.
I'm not sure why you want to be delusional and deny it. Yeah it looks a little weird, that's just blizzard's dumb design. It's the same think for symmetra's robot glove, it doesn't look like fingers would fit in there but it's just a silly video game design.
>>341952890
>Can't tell when someone is memeing. Even when then they explicitly said "Nah" afterwards to spell out that they are joking.
>>341952792
Some of it was voluntary augmentation. Probably.
>>341953059
>i'll never recover from that
probably because you'll never amount to anything beyond sitting behind your computer and poorly defending your stupid opinions
>>341953102
>can't tell when someone is countermeming
>can't tell your joke was fucking stupid to begin with
>>341952792
If we had the technology for completely functional limbs with added features I would without a doubt replace my left arm with a bionic one
>my mom looks like Mercy + 5 years
>she's 62
maybe if your own mothers weren't so fucking ugly, you'd find her more believable. just a thought?
>>341946882
Because the media is programming us to no longer get married
>>341953738
Can i fuck your mom?
>be Zenyatta
>be only supporter
>Nepal, pretty balanced, lost in round 3 with like 80%
>my own team complains that Zenyatta is useless and that I didn't heal enough, literally laugh at me because I have no card to le upboat at the end
>did 10k healing with only 3k from ult, also silver in damage
Between LOL ITS JUST A GAME BRO WHO CARES and this shit, Overwatch has easily the worst community I've ever been a part of that I can remember.
>>341953917
no anon you can't fuck my mom
>>341954078
Can I fuck your mom, anon?
>>341950223
Just wait till his greatx8 grandson is zipping around space saving the galaxy from the imposing reaper threat.
>>341951113
;_;
>>341954323
NO ANON YOU CAN'T FUCK MY MOM
>>341950642
Im not gonna unsee that
>>341954059
>Between LOL ITS JUST A GAME BRO WHO CARES and this shit, Overwatch has easily the worst community I've ever been a part of that I can remember.
Yeah its just kiddies from League, your best answer to that is to play with friends.
>>341954059
Have you not played CSGO? That is the game with the worst community.
>>341954649
What about me anon? Id like to fuck your mom too
>>341954649
What about me?Also, post pics of your mom.
>>341951410
Tracer was a maid and then a test pilot I doubt there was anyone who really cared about her before she got time powers
why do you think her only friend is a space ape
>>341947450
What is this?
>>341952697
I eagerly wait for the NTR Overwatch doujins, I want to see Mercy get mindbroken by fat old men while 76 is forced to watch.
>>341954865
FUPA
>>341954865
womb
>>341952792
High noon is why
>>341954649
>>341954791
Do it! WE MUST KNOW FOR SURE!
>>341953738
>>341954078
Give me your mom's number. We'll have her decide.
>>341946882
marriage is pointless. this isn't the medieval ages anymore.
>>341948041
>Korra with an eye tattoo
Stop
>>341954958
>>341954791
>>341954789
i regret posting ever
>>341949915
This kind.
>>341950658
Bye no fap weekend.
>>341955119
So, no pics then?
>>341947017
>no outside social life outside of work
>tfw crushing on my boss at work for months
how do you deal with this, should I just quit my job? I can't focus on work anytime she's within the area.
>>341954892
That was cute as fuck.
>>341955119
Anon you have to finish what you have started post pictures of your mom
>>341955226
WORK HARDER
GET BETTER
IMPRESS YOUR BOSS AND GET A FUCKING PROMOTION
NEVER GIVE UP, ANON
DON'T END UP LIKE ME
>>341951113
The only acceptable headcannon is Dad 76
>>341955119
Aw come on
pretty pleeeeeaaaase
>>341955339
>promotion in whatever minimum-wageslave job
lel he's replaceable as fuck no matter how hard he works at his dead-end job
in fact they'll probably let him go sooner or later because they dont want to give him a raise
>>341955226
show your boss porn on 4chan and get that promotion
>>341955464
>>341955464
I love this picture and I especially love Junkrat's expression.
>>341954892
>played d.va
>hear a rip tire
>fly up, expecting mercy to follow and I drop, eating the tire and popping out of my mech for some sweet pea action
>I fly up and mercy didn't follow and the tire come around the corner just as I started to fall and mercy eats it all alone
>actively try to avoid mercy the whole game because I'm too embarrassed to look her in the eye.
Can't even remember what happened the rest of that game. It may have reset the map because people were either bailing constantly or blizzard fucked up, I can't honestly remember.
>>341954865
3 months pregnancy
>>341955119
>>341955265
Hes right, anon, a man cant leave a job half done.
>>341955226
Is she cute?
>>341954892
>get pushed down into that hole as Lucio
>come back out 20 seconds later after intense wallriding
>>341946882
married to science
>>341955557
>tfw torn between the single dad 76 meme and the 76xMercy ship
on one hand dad 76 is the best thing to come out of overwatch but on the other 76xMercy fills the gaping hole in my life that represents my lack of social connections
>>341955464
>dat genji ass
>>341954865
misc: "ape$" "stomach deformation$" "nakadashi$"
>>341955629
she looks literally like that dirty-blond short girl with glasses stereotype
aka she's so cute I figuratively can't stand it.
how do we ship best boy with
>>341955653
>that feeling of intense wall riding for 20 seconds only to fuck it up at the last jump
>that feeling of getting out of the hole after a while and then getting pushed back in but no wall contact.
>that feeling of eating a stray junk grenade that rolls over the edge while trying to wall ride back up
being cool and black is suffering.
>>341955119
ANON I WILL FUCK YOUR MOM
>>341954865
look at her collar
her armor is implied to be pretty thick
so that's just her armor
>>341955886
torbs turret or d.va's mech.it's unrequited.
>>341955930
She also has a neck like a gamestop employee apparently.
>>341955886
Winston, he clearly has an affinity for animals.
>>341956025
WOAH
I don't think this is legal
>>341950569
Which would still make her an amputee you fucking autist
>>341950642
came here to make sure this was posted
>>341955891
>last alive as Lucio
>jump into the well to keep overtime going until teammates get back
>soldier 76 uses his ult just for me
>>341955854
As someone who has had a crush on the same upperclass girl for years, I'm not sure if I can help you, What is your job?
Mei would be really good atsnuggling.
>>341950675
he's a black Brazilian
He's missing a brain
Mercy revived Reaper before Morrison, therefore your ship is fucked unless Morrisons body was never found.
>>341956164
When did i ever say she wasnt? you fucking idiot
>>341956226
faties usualy are.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2qcdAUY.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>341949285
>Looks like a supermodel in that picture
>google her name
>pic related
Fucking photographers and their lightning magic.
>>341956206
>start to do wall ride shenanigans
>zarya pops up
>she pops ult and proceeds to just punch me after popping my health down by half with her laserbeam.
Some people can get really really mean.
>>341956287
>Implying my ship isn't angry hate sex between Reaper and Mercy
>>341956537
We need a love triangle
>>341950076
I imagine that most of his body parts including his penis were ripped off by explosions at some point, so it at least makes sense.
>>341956219
You can't
I'm literally the lowest level grunt and she's the General Manager of the company.
>>341956226
I bet she's even better ateating.
>>341956226
fucking degenerate
>>341956226
Not sure that I want my pelvis yo be crushed crushed...
>when various autists ship my favourite girls with other characters
FUCK OFF she's meant to be alone
>>341956627
>pharah comes along
>mercy takes off with her
>76 just pulls out a heal grenade and looks sad as he pops it on the floor.
I need to learn how to draw.
>>341956226
That pic is so tumblr you should be deported to /co/
>>341946882
She couldn’t help herself, she loved it.
>In school, she was always focused on her work.
>As a scientist, she was married to her work.
>She knew many men, and they all seemed to respect her.
>But these men were different. Hard, aggressive, without fear.
>They looked at her unlike the men she knew.
>She kept a cool exterior, but inside a fire had started.
>Stoked red hot, she was simmering with wonton lust.
>It happened, and they took her again and again.
>The thought of their unbridled desire, taking her like an object.
>These men didn’t care about her mind, just her body.
>She couldn’t help herself, she loved it.
>>341956226
did they forget that she's Chinese? Or that she's really really cold a lot?
>>341956650
Oh, that's unfortunate. Just keep working on that job for now, okay? Look out for better opportunities.
I know how you feel, anon. I hope it works out in the end
>>341956847
G-go on...
>>341955226
I know what you mean, anon. I have a coworker that I only see every now and then (petite, blonde, bustier than average but not cowhueg, and for some reason just fucking alluring in a girl-next-door way); I obviously find her attractive and can't focus 100% when we're both there together but the way she acts around me makes me think that maybe she's feeling the same way. Lots of abnormally comfortable/relaxed eye contact, definitely more than with other coworkers, and just a really expectant expression when we're talking like she's hanging on my words. Sometimes I find myself hoping that maybe she's thought about me when I'm not around.we're both already engaged separately
>>341950658
actually d.va was modeled after this person
>>341950102
The fan theory is originally he's Canadian, since he has no lines in Portuguese and he has alternate skins that are all about Hockey, one clearly in the colours for the Toronto Maple Leafs.
>>341956847
>they took her round the back of the bike shed where noone else goes.
>her holes guzzled their jizz over and over as they high fived each other
>They were black dudes
>>341956847
Don't continue.
>>341950464
but being a virgin is a state of true or false, the moment you have a fuck you're not a virgin anymore and unless you rewind time and everyone's memories you will forever be a non-virgin
>>341947587
Welcome to the familyson[spoiler/]
She's waifu bait, and it works.
There's a term for women who are over age 27 and still single: 'leftover women'.
>>341950616
>33 and unmarried
Not much better
>>341950415
The model for Pharah clearly doesn't have room for limbs, but it's confirmed it's just a suit, so Symmetra's arm can be just a cover.
>>341957049
>Those super fat legs with no muscle
Y U C K
>>341950658
She's also apparently a movie star.
>>341957161
Christmas Cake is much catchier
In the future, men finally realized that marriage is a financial pitfall.
>>341957038
Reminds me of this girl I knew in high school. She was taller than me, had a nice figure, was extremely smart, and was just absolutely beautiful. I felt bad when she agreed to go to a dance with me because I thought she deserved better.
She died in a car crash two weeks before.Now I'm just glad she can't see what I've become
>>341957226
her outfit is also hideous and she has no stage presence or charisma
fucking smile you stupid bitch
>>341957079
>also they were all niggers who wore their caps backwards and held guns sideways
>>341957161
>if they're attractive
You won a lottery, son
>if they're not
Who cares
