If this game doesn't have a dragon eeveelution I'm fucking done with Pokemon as a whole. Bitch, i'm almost 30 years old, I don't have time to be waiting some more.

>>341937374
>mfw merrycucks call prickle paws chicken skin

>>341937374
>He's never had Pelican Dermis

Kill yourself

>>341937374
Excuse me, but what is a chicken? What kind of pokémon is it?

>>341938535
28 tomorrow for me

We're running out of time anon

>>341939120
Distant relative of the Indian Elephant.

>>341937374
its really weird to me how pokemon randomly references real creatures, like how some are "mouse pokemon". It sounds autistic as hell but i wish they'd commit to the fact that real animals don't exist and make the characters say shit like "that gave me torchic skin" or something fuckin stupid like that.

>>341939015

I had a right good chuckle.

>>341940062
Real animals do exist, Pokemon aren't animals.

>>341940602
They're plants?

>>341938535
It fucking sucks, because there's an Eeveelution for every single pre-Generation IV special type, except for Dragon

>>341940706
No, pokemon have fundamentally different DNA than any other creatures on pokearth. It doesn't follow the typical AGTC double helix structure of any other lifeform. It's comprised of unstable gravi-quantum recursive particles that don't exist anywhere else. That's why they can do magic and shit -- because other-dimensional aliens are eating pokearth by making it fall into quantum entropy. Pokemon are a side effect of this campaign. The great secret at the end of pokemon is that our world, the player's world, is the universe that is eating pokearth.

>>341937374
Does a chicken even exists in the Pokemon universe?