i was reminded by the Russian who bypassed Denuvo on my pc by remote control
>mfw i use my earwax as thermal paste
>this whole thread
just... what?
Don't worry, I use Arctic Silver 5, it cools forever
>>341910339
not when you play doom. denuvo games will fry your meme cpu
>he doesn't use his cum as paste
>>341909441
>>341910646
>not using solified mountain dew as your thermal paste
I did an experiment a few years back and used peanut butter as a thermal paste.
It set on fire.
>>341911875
the shit turns to liquid on toast, what did you expect?
is thermal paste safe for skin?
>>341912152
Mate, it's safe for eating. It wouldn't be sold if it wasn't.
>>341912152
I use it as lube to prevent my dick catching fire
>tfw Be Quiet cooler
>tfw that was a fucking BITCH to install
NO. I will NOT take it off. FUCK.
>>341912152
I squirt it in my peepee hole
I just bought a new CPU cooler and case fan.
Waiting for the Thermal Paste and the paste remover to come tomorrow.
>replace shitty fan that came with cpu with a noctua
>gain 10-15 fps in games
from COOLING ALONE
i learned something that day
>>341913069
>paste remover
thats my trigger. i cancelled a date with a 9/10 coz she dont use spirit to remove it
not even joking
>>341913495
wut
This thread is amazing.
>thermal paste
>not submerging your entire system in tanks of mineral oil
>not deep frying potatoes while you play Crisis
>Not having your PC in an aquarium
>tfw bought a i7 6700k Skylake, Z170 mobo and 32gb of HyperX RAM
>tfw the Z170 chipset is absolute shit and incompatibe with a bunch of memory types and an endless struggle with reboot-loops and q-codes
if consumers have to flash bios and manually change RAM voltages and shit to get your stuff to work, maybe you shouldn't start selling it yet
>paste
just rub your chicken on it
birds have natural oils on their furs that have a similar effect
>>341914323
where are the fish
>>341914705
I bought a new fucking clownfish and the cunt threw a stone in my fan and all of them escaped somehow.
>>341914980
Damn son. That sounds like it could be part of a movie.
>>341914569
how in gods name you know i have chicken?
>>341915086
I think Playstation 4 owners call it "Finding Games"
>>341915223
>>341915086
>>341914980
>>341914705
>>341914323
Reddit tier humor.
>>341915337
>Buttmad sony pony
Right on cue.
>>341915337
(You)
>he doesn't split his atoms
>>341915337
>(You)
>>341915575
what
>>341913330
From overclocking? Or literally running at base clock and keeping your temps down?
>>341915453
>>341915474
>>341915602
upboated lel!Die in a fire.
>>341916009
as i recall it was base, i never really oc stuff
and to be fair, the standard fan i tossed was really bad
>>341916237
>>341916237
(You)
Is thermal paste really worth it? I just pour a gallon of water on my computer a day.
>>341916579
>>341916579
Just spit on your computer every few minutes. It's cheaper.
>>341916645
I was doing that for a while but my mouth started really drying out. Maybe I'll just start taking it in the shower with me.
>>341914450
Shit board dude
My z170 worked fine out of the box with two regular ddr4 sticks
>get 80c temps when playing vidya before
>Clean it out.
>same games now barely over 50c
>>341912448
so... I mean...
Why don't you just go ahead and use thermal paste to brush your teeth and bleach as mouth was anon. Let us know how it goes.
>>341917694
There is a bit of bleach in some mouth washes though. Not a significant amount. But some.
>>341914569
> birds
> fur
> not turning off the CPU thermometer for 100% performance all of the time
You know those things are just scams, right? How the fuck would heat destroy electricity? Lightning bolts are as hot as the sun.
