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Can this stupid meme just fucking die? The developers confirmed the kid is Kratos's actual flesh and blood son. I don't even like God of War but this shit is getting real annoying.
>>341909139
t. Kratos.
FUCK
>>341909139
>The developers confirmed the kid is Kratos's actual flesh and blood son.
I don't believe in E3 bullshit, they'd better show who is the kid's mom otherwise he's adopted.
>>341908843
His son already looks like a homo
Its his kid. Kratos is built as fuck and violent as fuck, only passive men end up raising another man's dick product.
Women with children are attracted to "softer" men i.e. men with less testosterone. And yes, they can sense it. This is why so many 4channers have to go after older, more used up women after they realize they won't be getting railed by the males they genuinely wanted to be impregged by.
>>341909476
Its a kid. Testosterone production doesn't kick in until puberty. Kids are supposed to be little faggots. Its your job as a father to remove any estrogen influenced behavior in your sons.
DELET THIS OR I'LL CALL MY SON'S FATHER TO KICK YOUR ASS
Ape Escape has a better shota
>>341909476
he looks like baby Donte
>>341909718
kek
>>341909468
>I don't believe the people who made this game, which is fiction and not real
>i-it's real in my headcanon
holy shit this is the power of autism
>>341909468
you gon ask for a birth certificate next? maybe dna testing? god you're a faggot
>>341908843
EL JUSTO JAJAJA DANNYBOYTBH ARRIBA
>>341910057
>he cares about knowing if his kid is legit or not, what a faggot
hi James
>>341908843
Why does he have a retarded modern haircut in what is supposed to be ancient times?
>>341910319
>he thinks i have a kid at all
hi alt-right
>>341910538
who's to say that haircut didn't exist back then?
>>341910652
ebin strawman
>>341910538
what haircut? all you need to do is push your wet hands against each other on your hair
>>341909996
Nice photoshop.
>>341910652
of course you don't, it's your wife who has one
>>341910772
the hair on the middle of his head is longer and the rest is shaved, that's a haircut
What if the kid's an orphan? Is taking orphan a cuck move now?
>>341910901
>he thinks i have a wife
lmao
why the fuck would anyone marry in this day and age? it's just a trap to get your stuff women pull on men
>>341911328
oh, you're an mra instead
>>341911328
>he thinks i have a wife lmao
so you admit she has left you? good
>>341911483
sure why not
and if you aren't you're a cuck
>>341911523
man you're a faggot
i've never touched a woman or been in a relationship in my entire life because i'm not gonna get fooled like that
Why did they even need to put Kratos in this game?
It looks like you end up playing his son anyways.
This is just a cheap marketing technique and I'm not buying this game just because of that.
I mean I wouldn't have bought it anyways because it's just a Last of Us ripoff as far as we know at this point but whatever.
>>341911813
>doesn't ever want to touch a woman
>calls others a faggot
ayy
>>341911887
Name recognition. It all has to do with advertising.
>>341911319
If he didn't feel his son swim through his semen into his mother's egg and became a human bean, then yes.
but why is kratos even back?
I didn't like the first game so I stopped playing mid way, then just watched the cut scenes for all the other ones to catch up on the story
shit story by the way
anyway that nigga dead, why back now?
>>341911887
they've already confirmed that you're guaranteed to play as Kratos for the entire game
the kid will have his own AI and you're going to have a specific button to give him orders depending on context
>>341909139
Hello sjw Sonycuck
Have you worshiped Anita today?
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/uncharted-4-director-neil-druckmann-on-nathan-drake-sexism-in-games-20160524
>>341912029
They could still have called it God of War but let the protagonist be a god/ whatever from a different mythology.
>>341912056
dude, he gets killed in all 3 main games but comes crawling back from hell, this doesn't mean anything
>>341912124
Oh god that's even worse
Don't try to kill me or my wife's son ever again
>>341909853
lmao
>>341912056
>anyway that nigga dead
You must not have watched all the way throught, at the very end of 3 we see his body is gone so he somehow survived and dragged himself north.
>>341912324
>you're going to play as his kid, I don't want the game because of that
>no you won't play as the kid
>OMG THATS WORSE
>>341912141
>wants to fight the femnazi and sjw
>links directly to a fucking rolling stone article giving them sweet sweet adbux
How stupid can you be?
>>341912256
yeah but he came back asura style because his work was not yet finished. He ended it all himself the last time.
Why is his "son" balding already?
>>341908843
Why does the kid look like a slav? Is the mother Baltic/Finnish since the game is set in the North?
>>341908843
As expected of sonycucks.
>>341912436
I said that I wouldn't play it because I thought that we play as a new protagonist but they shoehorned Kratos in as his father as a marketing technique.
Then I said that I wouldn't buy it anyways because at the moment it looks like a TLoU ripoff and, surprise, I was actually right.
>>341912525
he has given up when zeus killed him in 2, it was Gaia who gave him a new reason to keep going
the same could happen now, a norse god can ask for his help
do you guys have a cuck fetish or something? what the fuck, there are literally hundreds of threads everyday where people bring it up in one way or another.
just admit it, deep inside you'd like to watch a big nigger fucking your gf/wife. it's the only explanation for all this bullshit.
>>341911813
Omega detected
>I-I chose not to be with women!
Sure, buddy
>>341912497
>What is adblock
Also nice deflection. Don't be offended because your company is full of cucks that bow down to Anita/SJW. How else would you explain God of War turning into this of all things?
>>341912968
This strawman, holy shit, kid.
>>341912968
>What is adblock
Something most people do not use.
>I hate these guys
>therefore I will advertise for them, for free
wew lad
>>341908843
DONT TALK TO MY WIFES SONS EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341912765
>TLoU ripoff
so the mere feature of having a companion AI means it's a TLoU ripoff?
TLoU didn't invent single player campaigns in which the main character doesn't walk alone.
is this game also a Pac Man ripoff because you press buttons to play it?
>>341912968
>How else would you explain God of War turning into this of all things?
>Kratos having a biological son is now SJW
You must be some edgy twelve year old trying to fit in.
>>341912923
no shit sherlock
>>341912943
you forgot the best part
>I'm still hetero tho!
>>341912897
then perhaps he knocked up a maiden while he was slutting around as the god of war, and she moved west and shat out a baby, and then she died so he feels responsibility and went to go raise the boy
>>341912923
Uh duh
>>341912923
>a big nigger fucking your gf/wife.
it has already happened to me, I am not pleased
>>341913175
>Something most people do not use.
Spoken like a true cuck. I bet you enjoy having ads up the ass.
Okay fine I'll link a Sony dick sucking site that has the same stuff instead. Does it make any fucking difference? The facts are still the same.
http://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2016/05/23/uncharted-4-focus-test-dev-forced-to-remove-tester-following-sexist-outburst/
>>341913196
>Kratos having a biological son is now SJW
His nu-male beard can't fool me. It's his brothers son. Same eyes and same hair.
>>341914204
I use ublock but most people don't. That's a fact.
gh
>>341914204
>His nu-male beard
Keep regurgitating those buzzwords. My shitposter bingo card is almost full.
>>341913182
>TLoU is a huge success
>In the game you play a man, haunted by the past, with a big beard
>Your companion is a small kid that uses a bow
The new God of War:
>You play Kratos, who seems haunted by his past (more than before), who now has a big beard
>Your companion is a small kid that uses a bow
Last of Us gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_IkD3WEy8M
nuGod of War gameplay: https://youtu.be/CJ_GCPaKywg?t=1m22s
How gameplay in God of War looked before:
https://youtu.be/gkeN2lG4guY?t=1m
The camera angle alone gives it away instantly
ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE WOOOOOW
If the there was something i hate with exceptional burning rage of thousand suns it would be the alternative universe bullshit cash-grab from devs with little to no imagination enough to make something original
>lets just fucking take Kratos jump on this whole beard meme-trend and give him the most annoying stupid shit thing that had happened to video games - children
>not hyped for Cuck of War
>>341914562
lets make this clear, the actual fighting in god of war has always been the worst part about it. This new direction is an improvement.
Yes, ryse combat is better than god of war combat
