What is the best preorder incentive ever offered?
>>341902256
>>341902256
Bioshock infinite's was the best I had ever seen.
Xcom: enemy unknown + Bioshock 1 + some TF2 hats.
>>341902256
Can't ever top this
>>341902490
>that April fools day where they lowered the price of all DLC to $1, but doubled Horse Armor's price
>>341902353
I don't understand the obsession with this ugly girl. Her tits aint even big
Does /v/ think they're big because all they do is jerk off to traps and lolis?
>>341903064
Just Nintendo fans are just manchildren who's never seen a real women in their lives.
>>341903064
She's a metaphor for BotW, mediocrity impressive to people who don't know better.
>>341902256
This picture is real.
Also, Rock Band 3 had cheat codes to get special in game instruments, that anybody could use, even if you didn't actually preorder it.
Literally the only answer
![jpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VxHGT8Z.jpg "jpg[1].jpg")
>>341902902
>its real
Things like this make Bethesda based.
I remember when pre-orders used to be kinda good
>Pre-ordered Wind Waker and got the Ocarina of Time GCN disc
>Years later dated a "omg I'm such a gamurrr gurrrl" gf who "omigooooood zelda is my favoriiiiiiiiiite" whole stole it from me and then moved
>Whatever, at least my 64 still works
>64 dies like not even a week later (was around 10-15 years old at this point and had gotten almost daily play)
>Picked up the one Zelda collection that had I&II, OOT, and MM
>Crashed like the fucking dickens
>Lost it in a housefire
I GUESS I'M JUST NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE OOT
FUCK
Here's hoping my 3DS carts don't just burst into flames.
>>341903064
>Confirmed for never seeing tits irl
They're big
>>341903296
Now that you said it, its so clear to see.
>>341903847
That is just some awful luck. I have a friend who has been robbed every single time he has ever owned a copy of Sonic Adventure 2. To this day he refuses to buy the game, even after it came out on XBL.
>>341902353
This girl is fucking ugly. Stop posting her around Im sick of seeing her butterface.
>>341902902
>Horse armor used to be a thing of mockery
>Nowadays that shit is standard.
>>341903932
for you
This was pretty neat. I still have it.
>>341904545
I had the same thing happen with MGS3, too. And ONLY MGS3.
>Got the original Snake Eater
>Lost it in aforementioned house fire
>Got MGS3 Subsistence
>Let a "friend" in high school borrow it who then fucked off and pretended he didn't know me any time I asked for it back
>Didn't get it again until years later when it came out in the HD collection
>Got it on Xbox because I was a poorfag at the time and it was the cheapest
>Sold my Xbox and all my games to help pay for college (okay fine this one is my fault), because whatever at least I still have my account
>Got it again for PS3, PS3 dies
>This time I buy that fucking shit digitally
Now watch my account get banned
>>341902256
![etc-fo-bobblehead-thumbsup-front_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d6B16Qn.jpg "etc-fo-bobblehead-thumbsup-front_[1].jpg")
>>341902256
I got a Vault Boy bobble head for pre ordering Fallout 4.
>>341904457
>>341903493
looks gay
>>341903932
My gf's tits are E's.
This girls tits aren't even big compared to most girls.
>>341902353
I'd legit buy a bottle like that
>>341905152
Looks like some kinky sex device.
>>341905152
What on Earth is that?
>>341905152
>>341905385
>>341905517
A selfie stick, looks like From knows their fanbase, huh?
>>341905520
>Be a hacker fuck the man!
>Walmart edition
>>341905369
Yeah every single women has DDs or more anon, your anecdotal evidence disproves any and all surverys
>>341903847
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
It has to be Master Quest, right?
>>341905520
>Walmart edition
![Uncharted-4_-A-Thief's-End-inkl[1].-Gratis-Uncharted-Whopper-Gutschein_-Adventure-PlayStation-4.png](https://i.imgur.com/HPoqJYb.png "Uncharted-4_-A-Thief's-End-inkl[1].-Gratis-Uncharted-Whopper-Gutschein_-Adventure-PlayStation-4.png")
>>341902256
It was not pre order but day 1 edition.
I still have the Voucher.
>Dual Audio is pre-order bonus
I think they made it free after the game came out but they fucking know their audience.
>>341905597
No, I'm saying that the fucking ugly girl does not have big tits compared to even the average girl.
I'm merely mentioning my gf's tits as a response to the slander that I've never seen tits irl.
>>341905709
There has never been a better pre-order incentive, and there never will be. Based Nintendo.
>>341905593
They sure do.
>>341905369
Fat chicks don't count
>>341903064
Lower your standards, not everyone in life is 10/10.
Pokemon Colosseum came with Jirachi, that was pretty great.
>>341905998
You're right. They just eat til they're full
>>341905998
Every female counts, they all have breasts.
That ugly mongoloid girl does not have big breats and she isn't even attractive. End of the line
>>341905247
>literally the same bonus that was in Fallout 3
gg bethesda
>>341903847
For your sake I'd say never download a rom either, it'd probably just corrupt your harddrive.
>>341906075
Oh don't worry, I lowered my standards for anything Nintendo.
Dong case
>>341905709
I fucking love Master Quest. I think its time to find an ISO of that and give it a replay.
>>341906751
Was this just fucking condoms?
>>341905848
I'd be fucking embarassed to cash it in
>>341906903
why?
>>341906861
yep
>>341905858
It's not free as of now, it's also 10GB.
>>341906075
But for a meme girl about tits, I'm kinda dissapointed how small they are.
>>341906995
I'd just feel like a fat fuck who got the preorder just cause it came with a free whopper
>>341906075
Why would I bring my standards down to your level? Ugly people need to stop reproducing and poisoning the gene pool. Just like people with diseases and genetic defects.
Fuck you
>>341907308
kek u mad brah
>>341907605
why not higher your standards?
>>341907605
no but you're ugly
>>341907670
you sure sound mad
>>341906168
no, fat women are the definition of unattractive you manchild
i dont care how big a womans tits are, fat tits arent good tits
unhealthy women are just disgusting
>>341905382
Amazon or The Container store, m8. Making your own label would be easy too.
>>341907786
you sure smell bad
>>341902256
NIGHT VISION GOGGLES
>>341908000
I smell funky, I haven't showered today and I'm wearing a week old t-shirt. Wouldn't call it bad bad though
>>341907957
It's not a case of whether they're attractive or not. The point is that they have tits. I don't understand what you're having trouble understanding.
>>341907212
Well... are you fat or not? If not, than you are not fat where is the problem? Also you got it with the Day 1 edition which means you didn't need to pre order it.
>>341902256
>those fucking dark souls 3 flasks sadly i do not have a picture but those were amazing
>>341906096
he was free for everyone last month pokemon 20 years
>>341908265
I'm a bit chubby, I've gained like 20 pounds in the past year and I'm self concious about it.
I got a Day 1 edition by walking into the store tbqh.
>>341908095
so its no longer about a manchild claiming his overweight landwhale gf has better tits than>>341902353 for a healthy woman her tits are large and high quality > saggy droopy unattractive trash
>>341903805
>Based
>For being the company that effectively started all these terrible DLC practices
>>341905152
I don't understand, is it a cock cage?
The only preorder bonus that i really liked was the soundtrack that came with Metal Gear Rising.
>>341906861
>>341906751
>>341907009
>implying us gamers have sex
L O L
O
L
>>341908737
>bethesda effectively started all these terrible DLC practices
>>341908525
Oh so you are also from Austria? I only got the Day 1 edition because the game was available for 50€.
>>341908737
That a company of the size of Bethesda still can laugh about it self is very sympathetic.
>>341909117
Nah, I'm from Poland. I'm not even sure if we had any preorder bonuses tbqg.
>>341909117
>That a company of the size of Bethesda still can laugh about it self is very sympathetic.
>HAHAHA WE'RE SO FUCKING RICH, REMEMBER THIS SHIT YOU IDIOTS SLURPED UP?
>>341909296
I'm pretty sure almost nobody bought the horse armor.
>>341908637
no you retard
the point is that the zelda girl doesn't have big tits
that's all it's ever been
I guarantee you the zelda girl even has saggy banana tits too.
>>341906168
"They aren't as big as [x]" does not mean "they are not big"
>>341909463
>I'm pretty sure almost nobody bought the horse armor.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/108564-Bethesda-Says-People-Are-Still-Buying-Horse-Armor
http://gamerant.com/elder-scrolls-oblivion-horse-armor-popular/
I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
>>341910470
I will never understand whats funny about this.
Is it that the pre-order rewards are literal baby items and then OP is a fat neckbeard?
>>341910408
>people still buy the horse armor after 5 fucking years.
I would also laugh about those guys who are buying the horse armor.
>>341910553
>Is it that the pre-order rewards are literal baby items and then OP is a fat neckbeard?
holy shit, is this guy some kind of genius?
how did he even notice that
holy shit
>>341910470
I'm not worthy to see that pic.
>>341909047
but anon, they were the first
>>341910801
Not him but I don't get it either. I mean, it's funny and the gy deserves a clap for not giving a fuck and being a cool guy all around but I keep seeing this cap like it's some hilarious shit and he's just a fat guy wearing something ridiculous. If I posted myself wearing the underwear from Catherine it owuld be ridiculous for obvious reason, but nt really funny.
Fuck, I sound like an autist but it's true.
>>341911229
You really do sound like an autist. It's perfectly relevant to the thread we're in.
>>341905367
ur gay, fag
isn't there a RE6 edition with a 700$ jacket or something?
>>341911229
>Not him but I don't get it either. I mean, it's funny and the gy deserves a clap for not giving a fuck and being a cool guy all around but I keep seeing this cap like it's some hilarious shit and he's just a fat guy wearing something ridiculous.
It's both you idiot. Don't think in absolutes.
>>341911229
>If I posted myself wearing the underwear from Catherine it owuld be ridiculous for obvious reason
Haha yeah that would be totally ridiculous haha. Maybe you should try it haha.
Just for laughs haha.
>>341911314
>>341911407
Fuck you, it's a very complicated feeling for me
>>341909047
are you dumb or just underaged?
>>341902256
>Football
>Foot
>ball
>played using hands
Americans.
>>341913457
I call it tossing of the ol' pigskin
>>341913457
You forgot
>ball
>it has a diamond shape
For Demon's Souls and Dark Souls you would get upgraded to the Collector's Edition free of charge if you pre-ordered the game.
It was a neat little gesture that really made me care that much more about the games.
>>341905520
WIN AN ACTION PACK TRIP TO DETROIT
>>341916641
WITHOUT COMPANIONSHIP!
>he didn't preorder and get his exclusive pants
>>341915926
>exclusive mountain
kek
>>341911337
It was just about $1300 and yes it was Leon's jacket
>>341917835
is it one of those jackets that only look good on japanese teenagers ?
>>341903805
>company continues shitty business
>based
There are 3 remaining Fallout 4 DLC, and 2 of those have already been done through mods. People paid $50 for two "expansion packs" and 4 small mods.
>>341902353
They're either stuffed or fake. Do a Google image search of Audrey Drake and you'll see what I'm talking about.
>>341918009
Probably, although they did have an XL version
>>341918569
Is that model Hideo Kojima
>>341903064
i don't get it either. i mean, they look big enough, but so what. in this country, plenty of women have breasts that big AND dress to show them off. maybe if this girl had some cleavage or something, we'd be talking, but it's just a normal shirt.
>>341917323
>not wearing fast pants
It's like you WANT to go slow.
