This guy just sucked you up
What power does he gain?
>>341892914
Autism and depression
Adhd.
I want Kirby to eat me.
Chronic diarrhea.
Crippling social anxiety.
>>341892914
The herps
THE NEED TO MASTERBATE EXCESSIVELY!
An unrelenting desire to fap
Crippling indecision and the need to self-sabotage
delusions of grandeur
>>341892914
A dick.
The power of indifference
>>341892914
Vore fetishism
Alcoholism
To be a lazy pile of shot.
>>341892914
Sawdust
Everything else is already covered by other Anons.
The power to be high as fuck. Dudeweedlmao.
the right God Hand.
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>>341893278
Oh boohoo. You know instead of being worthless pieces of shits, ehy dont you do something about it so you can feel happy and fufilled with yourselves. You faggots make me sick.
>>341892914
HarleyQueen baby power
>>341892914
The ability to attack with uttered Chinese phrases.
>>341892914
Procrastination
B -> do literally anything other than what needs to be done
>>341892914
A big black dick
>>341896234
t-thanks
>>341896234
>why don't poor people, just buy more money? amirite?
>>341896234
You don't get your pockets filled with sawdust just sitting in your room doing nothing.
>>341896234
Out of all the people in this thread, I think you need this (You) more than anyone
>>341893097
/thread ends
Real talk: Which is your favorite new ability?
Mine's pic related. Both the gas and corrosive liquids burn through all the healthbars, it's ridiculously destructive for how weak it seemed when I tried it the first few times. Once I started stacking poison gas and ground sludge effects as well as using Poison Pillar to actively fuck thingts up, this was when I realized how incredibly dangerous this ability really is.
>>341896234
>Wow you have no leg why don't you go for a walk
>>341892914
Chuunibyou
Phimosis
>>341892914
BBC
>>341897246
Bomb. So glad it's in RtD. Don't like the new hat tho
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>>341892914
Sleep
>>341896234
Here's your (You) faggot.
>>341897246
Honestly I always liked Mirror
I am really looking forward to use it in Robobot
>>341892914
A poor sleep schedule.
>Hey Kirby! Try and eat me! I might have a cool power! :)
Gayness
>>341892914
He becomes Gundam
The ability to wash dishes really well
He becomes a spic
>>341897246
*teleports behind you*
>>341892914
He becomes a pizza chef. Throws pizza and melees with a dough flattener
>>341892914
Depression
Pornography induced erectile dysfunction.
>>341892914
the urge to rub your balls and then smell your fingers
>>341892914
Kirby becomes slightly cuter.
>>341901821
london
weight
>>341892914
he turns into atrap [\spoiler] and gains the ability tosuck cock like a champ [\spoiler]
He dies the second he sees any enemy he doesn't know. It's a trick power-up that kills you.
>>341897246
You posted it. I love setting up gas traps during boss fights and then making a quick get away with the wave.
>>341897246
My nigga. Poison went straight to my top favorite powers along with Mirror, Needle and Yo-yo.
>>341903941
>needle
W-why
>>341896320
Does he also gain your shit taste in manga hosts?
>>341896234
>why don't you just climb out of the pit with no arms or legs
yeah, alright.
>>341904068
I like the cute helmet Kirby uses in Nightmare in Dreamland and the needle fusions in K64. And it's pretty fun overall.
>>341904537
It is pretty cute
a very large penis
>>341904808
And it was pretty OP in NiD. The area of effect of the needles is huge and pretty much destroyed almost everything except for flying bosses.
>>341892914
KIRBY GROWS A BIG PENIS AND GOES AROUND RAPPING GIRSL ALLLL AROUND THE GLOBE AND DOES BIG CUMS, HE HAS BIG MUSHROOM TIP EVER SINCE HIGH SCHOOL AND NO ONE CAN BEAT HIS FUCKING ALPHA MK. XIII STATE WITH A SHADOW TAG TO PERFORM A PERFECT MURASHIMA TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGAN WHILE CONCENTRATING HIS 7 CHAKRAS AND HIS SUPER SAIYAN 8TH CHAKRA OF JUNKETSU MAKKIRA, SAVING HOT ANIME GIRLS WITH HIS LARGE BENIS