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What was he doing in CJ's mom's house?
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What was he doing in CJ's mom's house?
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Eating all the food
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>>341869869
waiting for the player to arrive
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"like it says in the book... we are both blessed and cursed"
what book did he quote from ?
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just following the train
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>>341869869
He was wasting time writing down all the food he was going to order to let the Ballas get the drop on you later....really makes you think.
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>All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
What did he mean by this?
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>>341870438
Wrong, nigga. If you payed any attention, he was just the one making the order. He first repeats all the other guys choices and then orders a bit for himself. He was a bro.
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>>341870208
But he clearly doesn't know about the player arriving because he mistakes him for a housebreaker
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everyone bitches about the train when Stowayway was worse and the monster truck time trial was a nightmare
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>>341870712
>Stowayway
Who?

> monster truck time trial
git gud
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>>341869869
Probably some shady fucking shit. I mean he did kill her after all, or at least sent the guys in the Green Sabre over there to kill Sweet - killing CJ's mom in the crossfire.
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>>341870452
>you
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>>341870919
the mission you do for truth where you use the jet pack to blast g-men or something to that effect... I think.
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>>341870712
Train was the first roadblock
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Friendly reminder that the iOS port of San Andreas on PS3 is the best version.
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>>341871162
>>341870919
It's the one where you have to drive a motorcycle onto that giant fucking plane, kill some Gmen, then parachute off.
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>>341871047
>we
When did he learn to speak French wtf lol
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Why did Big Smoke look exactly the same after he betrayed you? You'd think he'd buy more extravagant shit after that
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>>341870919
>mfw i enjoy the train mission by being all fancy and landing the motorcycle on top of the train or jumping over the train
>could consistently pull it off with 0 effort
>get stuck for ages on the Jumping car rythm games
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>>341871816
I never even thought of doing this until GTA V had a mission where you do the exact thing and get an achievement called "Better Than CJ."

Still can't do it though, shit's fucking tough.
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>>341871816
fuck the car rhythm bullshit, best bit about it was getting the bass booster for your radio
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AW CJ MY DOG
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>>341871972
i loved GTA SA but danm it had some fucking bullshit missions that would make me want to end it all

>those crazy mexican girl (can't recall the name, her icon was a C) racing missions
>the toy Helicopter shit
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>>341870336
>>341870336
He didn't quote it word for word, but most likely the bible
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>>341872642
Catalina
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if you feel like the train(or other) missions were easier/harder than other people keep in mind that the PC release and PS2 re-release were re-balanced from the original release
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>le train mission was hard meme

toy heli was hardest by far desu
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>>341869869
So you're telling me that it wasn't Winnie-the-Pooh?
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Am I the only one that hated all missions involving planes?
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Hardest missions in San Andreas are Stowaways and The Heist, but they're so fucking fun people don't usually notice the tight as fuck time frame you're working in
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>>341873575
They're fine if you're playing on PC.
Planes actually fly better in SA than they do in 5 (with WASD)
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LAUNCH
THE RED BARON
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>all these fucking retards who have problems following the train

are you braindead or what? I have always completedd that mission on my first time because it just isnt hard at all
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>2016
>Still no better GTA than San Andreas
Why?
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i dont get people that say the train mission was hard when fucking FREEFALL exists
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Getting his dik wet
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>>341874584
San Andreas was lightning in a bottle, it came out at the right time when graphical fidelity wasn't that expensive so they could invest in its scope instead.
V tried to do the same thing and actual costs ate its ambitions, however it is an impressive game.
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The only reason the train is hard is becausr people dont understand you have to be far enough away for smoke to actually be able to hit the people on train

And since youre driving down the wrong side it easy to be too afraid of getting hit by an incoming train to actually ride on the tracks at that distance
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>>341873268
>not toy plane
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>>341874794
GTAV running on last gen consoles was pretty impressive. They managed to squeeze a lot out of that hardware.
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CURSE YOU, BURKLEY!
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;_____;
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>>341869869
Robbing it. It's foreshadowing that he was the villain all along.
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FUCK FLIGHT SCHOOL

DID IT ONCE WHEN I WAS 12 SOMEHOW

CANT DO IT 8 YEARS LATER
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>>341874273
there's always one retard like you in these threads. in the original release the mission was busted in such a way that it was fucking hard because smoke just wouldn't hit
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>>341874273
>"hehehe! you kiddies will never be hardcore like me! fucking retards!"
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>>341875290
It's because you're old.
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>>341875224
I remember playing this game all summer and my friends actually came over to my house to try to finish the last mission with me. Literally 8 people all huddled around the old monitor, day before we went back to school.
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>>341875252
Just use the stairwells vertically to save a lot of time, I never got people that said this was hard, it was tense and required some accuracy but it wasn't hard.

Now that porn studio mission with the plane throwing pamphlets, now THAT'S hard
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>>341875298
>bullshit the post

I had the first wave pal version, wasnt hard mission at all

git gud
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>tfw YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

as for why he's there probably just using the empty house as a place to blaze crack since he knows its empty since he killed yo moms.
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>>341870701
He mistakes him for a nigger
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Damn I want to play this game again since I never finished the story
Keyboard or 360 controller ?
Can I finally play with a 360 controller on steam or not ?
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>>341875748
I beat it using a laptop's pad and I'd do it again.
Play it however, it's a gud game.
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>>341875748
I think the steam version is probably the worst one. Just a port from mobile with less songs irc
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>>341871787
Didn't he live in a nicer apartment, with body armor and a shotgun? Smoke just liked the clothes he had, no need to change them. He clearly had gotten some new things.

Or, Rockstar didn't want to change his model.
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>>341872642
>>341873268
How was the toy helicopter mission even slightly difficult?
>Allow car's path to be blocked
>Drop bombs on tanks
>Clear path
>Win
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>>341875224
>10 years later and protagonists still don't wear visible body armor in GTA
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>>341873268
>le I didn't have as much trouble as other people with this mission/level/segment so that must mean it's not hard at all meme
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>>341875298

I had no problems with it at all, you just had to not be really close to the train and give Smoke distance to shoot.
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>Having difficulty with anything in San Andreas other than driving school
Bunch of casuals in this thread.
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>>341876115
>>341876076
like pottery
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Who /SAMP/ here?
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>>341870336
Probably this:

http://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/30-19.htm
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>>341876051
They do in GTAO, though you can turn it off.
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>>341876130
Zero's RC plane mission was pretty hard.
Optional, but hard.
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>>341876252
Shit, right in the feels
Is it still alive ?
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>>341873268
I think it's just because of frame limiter turned off for most people. Shit broke a lot of things in this game.
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hardest 4 mission
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>>341875252
all it takes to ez mode this mission is the realization that the timer doesn't start until you pick up a bomb. you can kill all the guards in the building at a leisurely pace, then plant the bombs without worrying about getting blowed up.
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>>341876435
More like one of the funnest from the game.
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>>341876435
What mission
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I still never beat San Andreas.
Everytime I unlock the last island I quit cuz I don't want the game to end.
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>anything but fat CJ
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>>341876589
Beat it you fool
It's been 11 years.
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>>341876589
>Don't want the game to end
>So quit playing

yeah that makes perfect sense buddy
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>>341869869
fucking her xD
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>>341876435
man the GTA5 heists were completely shit compared to three leaf clover
the jewelry heists was alright i guess
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>>341876727
She's dead you underaged Fuck
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>>341876392
Yes and but it's dwindled a little. Still you can find RP servers with 600 online players at peak, and there's one stunt/DM server has like 300 usually.
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>>341876804
My friends and I felt like this too. GTAV, a game almost centered around heists, had less interesting heists than the single one from GTA4.

Three Leaf Clover was 10/10.
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>>341876804
Man I don't even remember the other heists except the jewelry one and the one where you had to sweep the floor
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>>341876627
>Get fat
>Try to do Truth missions
>Cutscene where he makes fun of you for being fat and refuses to let you do the mission until you lose some weight
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>>341876586
Three Leaf Clover
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>>341876051
They wear it under their clothes like a normal person.
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>>341876923
That mission was utterly insane, I agree 1000% with it being the best non BoGT GTAIV mission.
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>>341876879
I don't think I want to play it again but it really makes me smile knowing that it's still alive
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>>341876627
>not buffed heavily tattooed Mc Ride CJ
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Never played SA. Why is that train quote question meme?
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Do you guys think a SA remake is possible?
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>>341876995
except in the fucking gta world literally anyone else that wears body armor wears it on the outside.

and like some other fag said, they wear it in GTAO. but not SP
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>>341870712
>>341870919
>mfw Learn to Fly on PC without a controller
This flying controls in all PC ports of GTA are legit horrifying.
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>>341877298
A mission which difficulty had nothing to do with the rest of the game so far, at the end the guy you're with says "all you had to do was follow the damn train" when all he had to do was fucking shooting straight so it became a meme.
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>>341877298
Cuz people suck and need to git gud. Mission isn't even hard.
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>>341877405
No cuz it'll use the V engine and make the game suck.
I wanna use a bike and jump over a house.
Not jump and can't even get over a curb.
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>>341875748
KB+M
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>>341876252
Crazybob's here. It's been well over 6 years since I was last there properly.

>lost contact with every bro I made there
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>>341877487
This. I have no idea how I passed the Hydra mission first try.
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>>341877487
They're okay once you get used to them
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why did big smoke became bad?
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>>341877405
No because the original game still sells pretty well
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>all you had to do meme
Am i the only one who knows that this is a Manhunt reference ?
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>>341877862
He wasn't Grove Street 4 Lyfe
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>>341877862
'Nam.
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>>341877862
Seduced by money and power. He confessed this to CJ in his last breaths.
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>>341877487
I've been playing V with KBM, it's not bad. It did take me a while to find keybindings I like, but that was the only problem.
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wait a minute that hoe

>CJ's mom a hoe
>Franklin's aunt a hoe
>Trevor's mom a hoe
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>>341878051
And your mom is a hoe lol
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>>341878095
X3!
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>>341878095
>>341878095
LOL you got me fampai
O
L
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>yfw seeing Claude again for the first time
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>>341875672
HEH HE SAID NIGGER SO FUNNY LOL HEH EX DEE

>sure is summer
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>>341875252
Quite easy after reconfiguring the flying controls to numpad.
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>>341878198
>getting triggered by bad words

damn right it's summer
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>>341877862
Smoke saw how rich the other gangs in LS were getting dealing crack so he wanted the GSF to start dealing as well, but Sweet was totally opposed to the idea.
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>That fucking mission where you had to steal a helicopter for the heist
I had to do it with the jet-pack, literally impossible without it
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>>341875918
There's a steam guide on there with a compilation mod pack that restores it to the best version with all music, gamepad support, HD HUD and widescreen fov fixes.

Super easy to install.
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>>341869869
This is why:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUTN13Zik1c
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>>341878194
>That mute asshole! That snake without a tongue!
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>>341869869
>>341869869
You'll need to watch this to understand GTA SA lore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daw8xhaGj2s
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>>341878560
Are you talking about the part where you jump off the rooftop of Caligula's? It's stupid, if you jump, you'll fall at the normal rate and never reach the helicopter (Though you can still beat the mission without it). If you just run off the rooftop without jumping, you'll glide forward a lot faster than normal and be able to reach the helicopter. There's no indication of this and it's the only time in the game that it happens.
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>>341878613
This one?
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=382803643
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>>341878904
yup
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>>341872642
>>the toy Helicopter shit
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>>341878809
No, but I remember this part too and yes, I didn't reach the helicopter but I beat the mission.
I'm talking about the part when you have to steal the helicopter from the army in Las Venturas
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>>341878802
Man, the idea of having a short movie prologue back then was really cool. You won't get stuff like this anymore.
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>>341875298
No, the problem was you don't get that Smoke needs a GOOD LINE OF SIGHT AND ANGLE to hit with accuracy. If you are too close, he wouldn't be able to hit anything.
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I wonder where the next game's gonna be set.
Really hope they tone down the social commentary and make something more thematic like the 3D games
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>>341879087
i dont think this was ever released back then
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>>341878198
>>341878462
>Le summer maymay
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GTAIV PS4 port when?
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>>341877487
>Spend over an hour trying the Learning To Fly mission where you have to fly the biplane through rings
>Get tired of failing, go off and do something else
>Mike keeps calling me like an asshole and telling me to get back to the base and "learn to fly"
>Finally manage to complete all flying missions
>Given first "real" flying mission
>It's ridiculously easy, only involves flying under a certain altitude and avoiding buildings and trees
What was the fucking point?
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>>341877487
fucking this. Flight school is legit the hardest shit in the entire game. only thing that even comes close is zero's bullshit missions.
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>>341877501
More like retards like you can't figure out that Smoke needs a good angle and line of sight to hit well. If you were too close to the train, of course he couldn't hit anything.
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>>341878809
Wait, I think I was wrong, you just have to not open the parachute right away.

>>341879061
How was that hard? Do you mean getting in there? I think there's a Patriot that spawns outside, you just have to get in that and they'll let you in.
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>>341879173
It was, it was a promo released before the game

things just didn't spread as quickly back then
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>>341878632
kek I love these awful GTA machinimas
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>>341869869
>CAN YOU FEEEELLL IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT
https://youtu.be/N04mX-Zyr1U?t=23m56s
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>>341879405
>How was that hard?
I don't really remember but it took me a lot of time
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>>341877487
The controls are fine, and if you played any flight simulators you'll adapt fast to the controls.

>>341879256
The key to that RC plane mission is to remember that holding down the throttle button continuously consumes fuel. Thus you should rely on gliding instead.
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>>341879568

Second best radio station
Best DJ
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>passed the train mission first try
>mfw i will never understand the train meme
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>Be a fucking kid
>Get to this mission
>Too close to the train, see that Smoke's bullets are hitting the train and not the enemies
>Move a bit further away
>Smoke hits everyone
>Finish mission

Anyone who finds this mission hard is either repeating a shitty meme or literally borderline retarded
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>>341879568
SFUR changed me
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>>341870712
>the forklift mission on the docks
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Why did GTA have to lose that perfect level of zany wackiness and seriousness? GTAV would have been levels better if it did not take itself so seriously.
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>>341879713
Took me like 7 tries. It's just a matter of learning how far away from it you have to be. People either get too close or two far and out of the sweet spot where he can actually hit them.
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What were they doing at the docks?
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>>341877964
>>341877960
>>341877976
>>341878498
thanks, famiglias. grove st. og's 4lyf
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>>341879989
Where did everything go so wrong for Victor Vance?
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>>341879989
Are you retarded? It's a secluded location for Tommy and the Vance brothers to make a deal. They were set up, so location ended up being irrelevant.
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>everyone complaining about flight school
>I never had any problems with it
>getting gold on a few of those driving school tricks
>fucking impossible
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>>341879867
>DSP's attempt
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ain't know why he all gotta go and be like that
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>>341879989
should've got the fucking money tommy
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>>341877862
There are three hood mentalities in the game. CJ saw that there was little in the hood for him so he made it big outside.
>"Ever since I left the hood, shit has been cracking!"
Smoke, although as ambitious as CJ, wanted to use the GSF to gain power and wealth. He saw that there was still an avenue for success within the gang communities of LS. Meanwhile, Sweet was rambling about MUH FAMILIES AND SHIET and tried to get CJ back to reform the GSF because CJ was the one that could get things done.
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>>341880309
this

The only medal that gave me a problem in the flight school was the helicopter shooting moving targets one because I was a fucking retard using the rockets instead of the minigun turrets. Driving school's slide and park in between two cars test took me fucking forever to get gold on.
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I'm fucking shaking
Took a picture of the screen because playing in PS3
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>Reuniting the Families
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>>341880571
good picture
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>>341880571
Even forgot the picture
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>doing the final Driving School mission
>"It Takes Two" permanently burned into my mind
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>>341880349
The laughs I got from that was worth watching the entire playthrough.
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>>341880104
When he gained a spic accent and spic appearance.
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>>341879557
>awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjS8xaD0438
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>>341880525
>Sweet was rambling about MUH FAMILIES AND SHIET and tried to get CJ back to reform the GSF because CJ was the one that could get things done.
Fucking hate that cunt Sweet. Kendl and CJ turn out just fine, but you have this fucking fag holding everyone back.

>>341880615
>Smoke and Ryder leaving CJ and Sweet to die because their in cahoots with Tenpenny so they knew about the police raid
>"airmohfuckah fo they selves"
>that chase sequence when they come back for them
>crashing through the billboard
>"A Taste of ... Come"
fucking GOAT early game mission
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>>341880615
>ryders dialogue during Reuniting the Families
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>>341880840
post more
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>>341879557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOMCDmjXkFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2Z7Tiswars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyvki3tUPuI
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>>341880862
yeah, Sweet was a shitcunt. even after CJ went "straight" and got businesses and shit all he cared about was "muh GSF".
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>>341879867
>remember my brother and me being stumped on it
>had to get our older cousin to beat it
>was visiting one of my uncles a few months ago
>his 6 and 3 year old boys are playing San Andreas
>stuck on the very same mission
>want me to beat it

It was a walk in the park compared to what I remember, they were awed when I beat it on the first try. They also had me beat the car rhythm game missions and a few others I was also stuck on with my brother when we were younger, was pretty heartwarming desu.
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>>341876115
>>341875602
>>341879113

Not him, but he's right as far as I can tell. I played it on ps2 on release day, and later on PC. Sometimes he would just not fucking shoot no matter how you angled it. He would shoot like one bullet and then stop for 30 seconds, then shoot one or two more.

I beat it by jumping on the train car. He still wouldn't should fast enough. Dismounted the bike and killed them myself before they killed me and I rage destroyed my console.
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BILLY LEFT HOME WITH A DOLLAR IN HIS PICKET AND A HEAD FULL OF DREAMS
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>>341875457
>them childhood summer memories
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>>341880951
>I got a K here!
>This a fucking antique?!
>Yeah, well Emmet ain't the Pentagon!

>Roll up your windows!
>Dammit, Smoke, I got soap in my eye!
>I like things clean!
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>>341881552
literally >>>/o/: the character
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>>341879713
because the thing was so bugged everyone could have a different way to fail without any good reason
- big smoke can't hit
- the vagos suddenly get clarity and down you in a few seconds
- messing a little too much with the direction and you end up under the train
- if you lean on your bike there's a chance you collide with a fucked up hitbox on the ground and spin out of control

and in the end smoke would shit on you while you get the impression he didn't do anything and you can't pursue the train on the final bridge even if you technically could
also you have to drive back.
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>>341873268
GOD

FUCKING

DAMMIT

SHITTIEST MISSION ON THE SERIES
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>>341881552

>no classic Sabre Turbo design in GTA V

shit game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNb5N7bEbiE
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>>341871972
>bass booster for your radio
Does this shit made any difference?
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Yes Yes, well done Grove street well done......HOWEVER
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>>341875290
raise landing gear
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>>341871047
>we
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>>341882065
>wuz
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>>341881250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni_o9msl8WE
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Is San Andreas the greatest RPG of our time?
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>>341882065
>stain
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>>341882037
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>>341880729
Did you have to do those school missions for 100%? I just repressed the memory. Know I got 100% though.
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>>341882276
You had to do the Driving, Boating, and Bike School for 100%. "Learn to Fly" is also required.
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>replaying San Andreas when I was younger
>Woozie's mission where you have to drive the Rancher to Angel Pine
>"ah fuck LUNG CAPACITY mission is next"
>didn't know how much exactly you need
>dived from Angel Pine to San Fierro to build it up every time

Good times.
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>>341881747
HE SAID SOMEHOW SOMEWAY ITS GOTTA GET BETTER THAN THIS
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>>341882037
This ain't gonna top Bane
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>>341875298
>Wouldn't hit
Literally adjust his shooting arc with your driving distance aka drive slightly to the right you dumb mongoloid
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REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH
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>>341882119
>steins
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>>341882378
You just had to pass though, right? I feel like I would have killed my self if it was gold whatever top marks was.
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>>341882441
Of course it won't, it's too big of a meme.
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>can't ride trams on san fierro
The only flaw desu
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>>341882810
No, the gold medals are just a bonus because they give you vehicle spawns. You just needed Bronze minimum on every test.

>>341882880
this
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>>341882880
>When you carjack someone and throw them in front of the tram
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>>341882847
For you.
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stealing things because he's a black gangbanging drug addict.
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I don't think a trailer can get more HYPE than this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHzG0bKTa1g
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>>341883062
EY EY Y'ALL WANNA BUY THIS BLENDER
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>>341871629
don't say it if you can't get it right, blake
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>>341869869
I always assumed he was just chilling there or something. Sweet still lives there so they could have been hanging out and Sweet just left. Otherwise could have seen someone entering the house but did not realize it was CJ, so ran through the back with a bat assuming it was a looter.
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>you will never be so young again that San Andreas will look like a miraculous complex living and breathing world

Looked better to me then, than GTA V does to me now. Feels bad desu.
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>>341883109
Damn dude. I relived the hype. Best game commercial ever made, all gameplay.
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>>341883420
I don't need these feels man. I haven't played a game in almost a week.
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>>341876403
no kidding, Woozie's underwater mission is fucking impossible without it
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>>341883109
watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpHNvnwqOCg
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>>341875252
Did this mission first time. Don't know what everyone's problem with it was.
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>big smoke made that giant order at cluckin bell to stall time for the ballas to arrive

like poetry
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>>341883606
All of the GTA IV trailers are GOAT.
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>>341883420
still does desu
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>>341881250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dztEraHwCbs

2SPOOKY
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>>341883707
>>341883789
these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US9ue4_YHvI
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>>341879867

it's piss easy if you shoot the soldiers yourself, because Ryder can't aim for shit
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>>341883109
Nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpmDawqOfqs
I don't even like Vice City but the trailer is 11/10
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>>341883109
>>341883606
The (remastered) GTA 3 trailer is pretty fucking great

Especially considering it was Rockstar's first 3D game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agACYOeuX7k
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>>341872642
Wasn't the GTA 3 protag in the racing missions? It's been awhile since I played SA.
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>>341876627
>>341877191
>Not playing as a Cleaned Up CJ where he stops being a nigger, shaves his head, grows a beard and wears normal people clothes
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>>341883959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4xtp_zkekc
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>Be 11 years old
>watching this shit on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGiN13k5S1U
>Thinking this is the coolest shit ever
>Flashforward to 2013
>Lego literally made GTA Lego FOR REAL
You maybe didn't understand it, but for me it's even more hype than HL3. I legit bought Wii U for Lego City Undercover. It was okay.
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>>341881552
>Do his shitty fucking quest to recruit him
>He gets capped instantly and I have to drive anyway
I should've known.
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>>341884251
>STILL no San Andreas Stories
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>>341881816
underated toast
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>>341882420
PATTI PACKED HER BAGS LEFT A NOE TONHER MOMMA SHE WAS JUST SEVENTEEN
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>>341884368
holy fuck mane, thanks for this nostalgia trip
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>>341884568
The timing of it all prevented that shit. Too bad, it would've been nice to have another story take place a bit before SA.

>turn of the decade SA
hnnnnggg
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>>341883959
>I don't even like Vice City
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>>341883973
Yup, still silent.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNi8jhKlAB0
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Sweet's missions near the end of the game were the worst. It felt like needless padding, having to go and take over all the territories.
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>>341884874
I enjoy all GTA games to to death but I have to be frank that VC is the least enjoyable from all 3D GTAs for couple reason
>The city itself is boring. The east island is good for the southern part and the west island is really boring.
>Too many empty areas too
>The story is unfocused mess. It's essentially just about Tommy creating his own empire while Sonny suddenly just came for the finale.
>no trains
That's it really. It might be a personal bias since my favorite is GTA 3
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>>341872642
>mfw a friend's brother hit me up at school to come round and do Zero's missions for him because I had finished them

The first and last time I ever felt useful anons
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>>341885702
3 is actually my least favorite gameplay wise, but I found 4 unmemorable and kind of bland overall. Both are still great games. I really need to play LC stories DLC.
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Y'all niggers bitching about the damn train and the plane school but Vice City had the highest and worst amount of bullshit.

>The race mission for the heist
>The race mission for the Hell's Angels or whatever the fuck they were
>The boat race mission
>That fucking helicopter
>Rescuing Lance from the dump
>Publicity Tour
The only SA mission that made me rage as much as VC was the one where you had to jump from one plane to another.
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>>341886002
>but I found 4 unmemorable and kind of bland overall
I agree. The only thing it had going was the missions, while good, really isn't the actual main focus for an open world game. It has too few side activites. I actually prefer to play CW rather than IV.
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>>341883993
I started him out as a buff chubby guy with ghetto rags, tats, beard and fro. Had him in a formal coat suit by the end.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFgBtQ4rHl4
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>>341883420
LOOOOOVE WAS OOOON YOUR SIIIIDE
;_;
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>>341886327
Oops, meant for to say skinny and clean cut, as well. A little less muscular.
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>>341883109
My personal GOAT

https://youtu.be/cn1trKSENEU

Vic had a hard life...
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>>341886390
IT TAKES 2 TO MAKE A THING GO RIGHT
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>>341886217
>>341886428
>>341886538
Still one of my favourite characters from GTA
He was just so over the top and crazy, I loved him
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>>341886852
WUZ
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