You may only choose one.
Easiest choice of my life.
Triss is bliss.
Yen isstuck with a really uninteresting ending.
>>341859906
Yen is the ultra best girl and Triss is a terrible human bean, such a hard decision.
>>341860097
>>341860290
My niggas
>>341859906
I liked Triss in 1/2 but couldn't stand her in 3. Meanwhile Yen is flirty as fuck and has amazing back and forth with Geralt. Easy as hell choice.
Neither, I choose superior waifu.
Yen was a bitch if you did not agree with her
>>341860597
Because she's right.
>>341859906
>being the lapdog of Yen
Nah, they both suck
>>341860454
She's ok in two because she's absent half of the game, but in 3 she's just so clearly desperate for Geralt's dick that it's frankly a turn off. Also her voice acting seemed to either plummet in quality or get totally overshadowed by all the other actors that it was legitimately unpleasant to listen to scenes with her in them.
>trissfags exist
triss obviously
>>341860908
>>341860525
He was so fucking ugly in 1 and 2. I'm glad they finally did him justice.
>Redhead slut but she is atleast a kind person
>Annoying fucking bitch 500 years old with make-up magic 24/7 on her who never shuts the fuck up also thinks she is some kind of fucking God and she right everytime
Really makes you think about the state of Yenfags...
Keira
>>341861321
>with make-up magic 24/7 on her
>Yen
You know that triss is canonically a fucking burn victim right? Like she's basically a fallout ghoul under her magic bullshit.
Easy
>>341861553
I seriously don't know where you guys get that shit from. She only has a scar on her chest.
>>341861553
All mages are actually hideous.
Yennefer used to be a hunchback.
>>341861553
You know that yen is a rotten corpse under her magic bullshit?
Triss atleast is legit 30 years old.
And where was it said that she is a burn victim?
>>341859906
Yennefer, always
Why is Yen such a cunt sometimes?
Like, shes beautiful and obviously the canon choice with the best romance path, but shes just massive fucking dick a lot of the time
>Crazy manipulative redhead bitch who uses Geralt's amnesia to benefit her own creepy as fuck obsession
>"But she's nice to me!"
Cucked by a smile, Trissfags
>>341859906
both+ciri.
SFM is my canon ending.
Can't post here because christian board for children. (seriously when are they going to make this board NSFW)
>>341861321
>Triss
>kind person
>manipulates you for two whole fucking games
>>341861867
If you know how she can be then you don't care for that.
:3
>>341862027
WINNAR
A bunch of men gathering to "choose" women is extremely discriminating
>>341859906
if I had known, I'd have gone for triss
can't stand tsundere political bitchy girls
>>341861996
I am a witcher 3 only fag, spoon feed me.
>>341859906
if there is no ciri option then the only correct choice is triss
>there are people alive right now that would touch a whore like yen
>>341862154
>triss is not political
Actually yen wants to step back from political shit.
>>341862016
But Geralt obviously cares about her outbursts of cuntiness
>>341862154
>triss
Have you even seen her B&W ending? It's all about politics and muh Kovir. Fuck that bitch.
>>341862235
Hides the existence of the Lodge of Sorceresses from you, despite the fact that they're the one's framing you for foltest's murder and in the books she straight up sells out Ciri to the Lodge to be married off to a man who turns out to be her father.
>>341859906
Don't care for the Witcher but if I had to choose based on this picture, I'd go with the girl on the right. Girl on the left looks like she's in her mid 40s.
>>341862339
He cares more for her sensible sides.
You are all crazy, the only logical answer is neither.
The only fitting ending for Geralt is to leave Triss to her own little misconducts and part ways with Yen on good terms and to spend the rest of his days on the Path and having sex with all the village girls he comes across until the end of his days and occasionally going drinking with Ciri and making sure she's okay.
This is what Geralt DESERVES.
>>341860798
Her scenes were the cutest
>>341859906
both look freaking ugly as tumblr hell. I take the white haired one.
>>341862027
The only right choice.
Disregard sorceress sluts.
>tfw you are a Shanifag
>>341862497
:3
>>341859906
>deny yen sex every chance i get
>tell her i still like her at the boat because i dont wanna be mean
>OOOH WUW UR LITERALLY CHEATING WITH BOTH EM U WEE CUNT HAHA HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING A HUGE DOUHEY BAG M8 #PUNISHED
>>341862497
Get blood and wine m8
>>341862415
>This is what Geralt DESERVES.
Geralt deserves to live out the rest of his life in peace with Yen,ideally on Avalon like in the books
>>341862610
Your use of anime girl pictures and predicament indicate to me you have no experience with female relationships.
>>341862610
>autism
>>341862405
But my point still stands, she can be a real fucking cunt sometimes.
Triss is really good in the books
>>341862754
>guess you don't know how to handle stronk females hurr durr
>>341862610
Mate you're a fucking idiot. The entire quest was literally about Yen and Geralt working out if they had a future together, to fuck up like that you have to be legitimately autistic.
>>341862765
>has a creepy stalker crush on Geralt
>uses magic to take advantage of him
>betrays Ciri to the lodge
>totally spineless
She redeems herself a little at the end, but she's a massive douchebag for almost the entire series
![Well+that+was+mean+_2a6e188589a804aa57aff03d3db969a2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uqGkyZB.jpg "Well+that+was+mean+_2a6e188589a804aa57aff03d3db969a2[1].jpg")
>>341859906
>gingers
>>341862754
>women can't be bitchy
>NO WOMAN IS EVER BITCHY
>>341862251
>Openly admits he would fuck his daughter given the choice.
>expects anyone to take him seriously
None of them because the women in that game look like dogshit. In fact all females in games from western companies look absolutely terrible.
If I had to choose a woman from a western game it would probably be Piper from Fallout 4™. She's the most beautiful woman ever depicted in a virtual world. In fact all the women in Fallout 4™ are insanely attractive.
All thanks to that genius Todd Howard! How does he keep making masterpieces left and right?! It should be illegal to be that good at making games!
And did you see how good the Skyrim™ Remastered version looked?! It was simply breathtaking! Those guys at Bethesda™ really know what they're doing! They're the only western devs I trust and they should be the only ones you fellow anonymous users trust too!
>>341862742
>>341862743
>>341862968
>defending shit game design
sasuga /v/
>>341862610
>lying about loving some one to "not be mean"
>>341863243
When was Trump mentioned?
>>341863052
Theres a difference between being bitchy and just downright violent and full-on-asshole like Yen is.
She destroys a sacred forest just because she needed its energy and throws Geralt into a river just because she had a childish hissyfit
>>341863382
>ignoring all the signposting and declaring commitment to a character you don't love
>bad game design
>>341859906
Ciri.
I want to fuck Geralt's daughterfu
>>341863474
>She destroys a sacred forest just because she needed its energy
she does that to find Ciri, who she (and Geralt) consider as her daughter.
It's literally motherly love. If you don't get why she'd fuck up a forest for that, you're legit autistic.
Yen.
Triss is a backstabbing bitch, has an ugly face, and I can't stand her VA.
>>341863339
I agree with you, fellow anonymous poster. Bethesda™ is just the best. I'm going to go buy another copy of Fallout 4 just so I can support them.
And might I add that you sure are a handsome devil!
>>341863474
>throws Geralt into a river just because she had a childish hissyfit
She only does that if Geralt keeps pressing her though. There's a point in the conversation where she literally says "I'm to angry to talk about this now, let's drop it", and only if Geralt keeps pushing the issue does she teleport him into the lake.
>>341863474
Are you to stupid to see further than this?
You act as if she does this because she is plain evil.
>>341863243
they aren't blood related mate
>>341863457
thought the same thing
>>341863474
>Destroying a garden to save the universe
WAHT A CUNT
>>341863716
This tbqh
>>341863474
laughed my ass off when she teleported geralt
>>341859906
Why live when cdpr dodged the chance to get the threesome scene right.
I.e. Yen and Triss conjuring up tasty futa clock and giving Geralt a true night to remember.
Dressing him up in Yens gown and making Ciri watch as his orfices are violated by both waifus.
Life is suffering : (
>>341863641
and motherly love somehow justifies destroying holy ground that the villagers depend on? Its just inconsiderate and stupid
>>341863882
No I dont, I never said that
She just doesn't think of anyone else except the close group of people around her
Easy
Triss is nicer and more gf material, but Yen is just so sexy
Passive-aggressive reminder that we would have fully graphic sex scenes if not for the puritan, sheltered sex-is-bad American market.
>>341864096
Motherly love does not require justification.
>>341864213
That's why porn exists.
>>341864096
You realize that ciri is not just a girl they try to find but a world saver?
>>341864304
So yeah, shes inconsiderate and a complete cunt at times. Glad we got that sorted out
>>341864096
>Its just inconsiderate and stupid
It might not be entirely justifiable, but it's totally understandable for her to do morally bad things to a group of people that she doesn't care about in order to potentially save someone who she loves deeply. Yes she was in the wrong there, but it's not like Yen's traveling the land in search of sacred groves to mutilate.
>>341862074
holy cow that is some shitty ass prose. I can only hope it's better in polish.
>>341864474
welcome to women, autistic retard.
>>341864538
It's a fan translation.
>>341864538
people legit learn polish to read the books, because the translations are so bad.
>>341862027
I stayed true to yenn all the game through but I romanced shani because she's too cute and the wedding was adorable
>>341863474
>implying there's anything wrong with destroying an irrelevant tree hugger forest that nobody ever cared about and nobody ever will
Why would you ever pick Triss?
>>341864806
ask my dick
I want Cerys, Ciri and Shani to take turns at sitting on my face.
>>341864538
It's a fan translation of the French translation of the Polish original.
>>341864913
I did. It says you're gay.
>Pick Triss
>realize that I made I mistake when I'm raiding Ermion's lab
>decide to replay it and pick Yen
>last save before I picked Triss was in White Orchard
>replay 30 hours of the game just so I could pick Yen
>don't regret it at all
>>341859906
I choose best waifu
>>341864930
>Cerys
bad taste
>>341865082
Go away homosexual
Witcher 3 might have been a great game if they had tweaked the story pacing, combat, exploration, quest design and the buggy nature of the game.
Right now its good but its so goddamn jarring sometimes.
>it's the [current] century
>the witcher vidya is done for at least a decade
>yet /v/ is still arguing about waifus
>Yenfags still pretend to not understand the concept of character growth
>Trissfags still pretend that game-Yen is somehow a bitch
>faggots in general still pretend that politics aren't the best part of the Witcher universe
I'd say never change, /v/, but it looks like you've got that part covered already.
>>341864976
>ywn be tricked into robbing a druid by a domineering sorceress
>ywn be forced to hide behind a tapestry together, trying not to giggle at the guards' bird impressions
>ywn be poisoned with hallucinogenic gas and try to fight stuffed animals while Yen gently mocks you
>ywn kiss her as she teleports you back to your hotel room and then fuck her on the back of a stuffed unicorn
>>341859906
Trissfags pls go.
>>341862027
>trissfags at cdproject so buttmad at shani they exclude her from witcher 2
>once they're forced to include her in witcher 3 from demand they make her look like a tranny
>>341865237
>faggots in general still pretend that politics aren't the best part of the Witcher universe
The Witcher 3 lack in that department desu
>Can't fuck Anna Henrietta
I understand why but reeeeeeeee
>>341859906
Which one would win in a fight to the death?
Which one is smarter?
These are two important questions that I need answers for before I decide.
>>341865431
>Several long talks with THE EMPEROR
>the whole of skellige is about politics and picking a leader
>Literally so much of the game is about Radovid and the black ones occupying cities and lands
where were you
>>341865307
Just fuck me up now
>>341865575
Yen would win both contests, plus her gwent card has resurrect as well as the same power as Triss's
>>341865575
Yen is objectively the superior magic-user, since she's literally ancient. Triss could only win if she betrayed Yen.
>>341865417
>implying Shani had a place in Witcher 2
>implying she doesn't look amazing in W3
>there are people IN THIS THREAD who don't play with mods to make Triss lore-friendly
This is where CDPR fucked up the mostThe chest scar doesn't count since she likely keeps it glamored, or hell, maybe she got it completely fixed while Geralt was missing
>>341865527
>TW3 is fill with huge bitches
>most of them at least put out
>then this turbobitch comes along
She doesn't even pay that well.
>>341865527
You can fuck her more attractive sister, though.
>>341863884
And clearly she has a father complex.
>>341865804
Why would a sorceress even have a scar?
Don't they all use magic to make themselves look like 10/10s despite being 100+ years old and crusty as fuck?
>>341865581
>Radovid is batcrazy in TW3
>Nilfgard Empire can't beat some faggots in Novgrad
>Skellige it's fine tho
I don't say is all bad, I say isn't that good either.
>>341863884
She is Geralt's adoptive daughter. She even calls him her father in the King of Wolves quest.
>>341865804
I can't take her W3 design seriously. She's introduced as a fugitive on the run from witchhunters, in a town where literally anyone would sell you out, and she's wearing this ridiculous fucking doublet thing showing off half her tits. She's nice to look at, but it just breaks my suspension of disbelief.
>>341866020
>to make themselves look like 10/10s despite being 100+ years old
they change their appearance permanently. It's not just an illusion. Only Triss used an illusion to hide a chest scar.
Feel like Triss was hotter in 2, they messed with her face and hair too much in 3.
>Can't fuck Ciri
fucking daughterfufags i swear on me mum
>>341866020
Triss is alergic to magic.
>>341866110
>She even calls him her father
in my head-canon she calls him "daddy" with a seducing voice
>>341862487
It's a DAMN shame you couldn't rule Skellige with her.
>>341859906
>That part in the Werewolf's garden where Yen and Geralt smirk at each other while making dog puns
Yen any day. I expected her to be exasperated, but it was cute as fuck when they started going back and forth. One of the few scenes in any game that actually made me laugh and put a smile on my face.
>>341866147
She's still quite cute, actually.
>>341859906
>still no mod that fixes that sex scene and adds Ciri
what was even the point of the mod-kit.
>>341865527
>>341866194
>sorceress allergic to magic
wat
>>341866264
>That part in the Werewolf's garden where Yen and Geralt smirk at each other while making dog puns
is this game for real? it's like two polish plumbers got a lot of weed and a blank cheque to adapt whatever the fuck they felt like and the whole thing got a bit out of hand
Of all the things, I don't understand this waifufaggotry in the Witcher games.
Mostly because both Triss and Yen deceive Geralt all the fucking time, but people are only willing to give shit to one of them at a time.
>>341866341
Oh woops, I meant to post this one.
>>341859906
I choose the owl
>>341863243
Even the Dev team got a downgrade... Now that's dedication.
>>341866264
That's much more representative of Yen and Geralt's relationship as a whole. While she does spend half of the game bossing him around, it's all in order to find Ciri as soon as they can and make sure she's safe, rather than just being a cunt.
>Can't romance that bitch who you give the fencing lessons to
>>341866123
To be fair, people are less likely to question someone who looks like they could be a noble
>>341866123
Incognito, bro.
>>341866564
>tfw no Roman-Russian-German-Welsh gf
>>341866194
>>341866359
She's allergic to potions, not magic
>>341866513
>>341865713
kek
>>341859906
left one looks like a fucking shemale
Yen.
triss is trashtier
>>341859906
Neither, both of them just bring you a ton of drama. Geralt can do better, and certainly better than yen the way she is in this game
>inb4 he can't handle the banter
Fuck off, learn a proper relationship before you call her constant distrust and bitchyness banter
>>341866476
You can fug Phillipa?
How?
>>341866264
If Yen just got along with Geralt's friends better she'd be the easy pick
There's a reason why none of Geralt's friends told him about Yen when he escaped the Hunt
There's also a reason why there's a joke in TW1 where a guy misremembers Yen's name as "Guinevere"
>>341866785
lack of banter detected
come on cunt learn to have some bantz with the lads
>>341866341
Yeah she is but I preferred the darker red hair in 2, also 3 has this weird granny face thing going on under certain lighting conditions.
Her voice actor seemed to get worse too.
>>341859906
>implying theres a choice here
Yennifer is objectively the best choice and unlike slut-triss she will actually settle down with you in Toussaint.
>>341861682
Because she admitted to the fact herself, she even lost an arm I think if I remember right. Got burned at the stake
>>341866823
anon pls that's ms-paint tier
>>341865696
>>341865713
So from what I'm getting here Yen is some 10,000 year old hag of the forest disguised in glamour who has studied magic all her life and has only managed to become marginally more effective than a pretty human lass who's likely still in her early 20s.
If that's the case then I would say Triss has far greater potential and by the time she's Yen's age she'll be unstoppable.
>>341865237
I REALLY wanted to bang Philipa in Witcher 3. She ended up being my favorite Sorcereress, just everything about her gets my dick hard, and watching her kill Radovid just made it even harder.
>>341859906
>fuck Yen
>marry Triss
>kill Ciri?
>>341866856
Seeing this, Ciri could have used bigger tits in the game..
>>341866614
>less likely to question someone who looks like they could be a noble
Not when half the nobles in Novigrad are being investigated under suspicion of witchcraft and Triss is pointedly hiding her face.
>>341866665
I know that it's a free piece of dlc, but I want to punch whoever created that Korean-MMO healer-loli-outfit, looking shitshow
>>341866847
Have fun with your waifu that can't handle being wrong and has 0 trust in you, and only will come to you if she happens to need you. Doesn't even believe that you lost your memory, absolute cunt m8
>>341866972
no that's incorrect try reading some time
>>341862139
Shut up cunt and mind your own business.
>>341867010
>Dijkstra's sloppy seconds
>>341866856
She looks like she likes to be chokedwith cock
>>341866972
>only managed to become marginally more effective
did you not watch the Witcher 3 cinematic where Yen destroys 2 armies charging each other, because she got caught in the middle?
Meanwhile Triss is getting destroyed by rats in the sewer, desperately throwing tiny fireballs with her wand at them and missing.
>>341867082
>0 trust in you
okay now i know you're baiting
>>341867125
Dijkstra banged Philipa? Man must like scary women
I feel like I'm the only person on the planet who really disliked Ciri. Especially in that part of the quest where her retarded elf friends want you to steal horses.
>>341867115
Team 1:
>The Unseen Elder
Team 2:
>Geralt, Eskel, Lambert, Vesemir, Letho, Triss, Yen, Keira, Regis, Detlaff
Team 1 is in its in-game location and is at its normal level of alertness/awareness
Team 2 has three days of prep time and will be attacking
Victory is achieved by killing the entire opposing team
>>341859906
Easy choice, red head on the left has a literal monster face. She looks like she was carved from crumbly cheese and painted white girl colored. So of course I want her because she's probably got lower self esteem.
>>341867125
It's cool I killed him, now to fill Philipa full of Witcher seed while she yells at me to stop in that sexy ass voice.
Yenfags are actually just cuck betas and want to be dominated, that's why they pick the power obsessed demagogue mother figure
>>341862139
feel free to take a pic of yourself and add yourself to the poll.
>>341867197
He mentions it several times...
>>341867172
She literally calls your memory loss a pathetic excuse and later even throws you in a river if you say that in defense to her bitching about you hanging around with Triss in Witcher 2 (whom by the way casually forgot to mention yen at all untill you got your memory back, so she's a bitch too)
>>341860525
ain't he little bit elf blooded if I remember correctly?
>>341867167
I've seen gameplay for this game. You go around killing small groups of forest bandits.
Fighting entire armies? No, I'm pretty sure that's a huge over exaggeration. She probably just disrupted a small number of them.
If you had people capable of destroying armies then armies would be obsolete.
>>341867125
I thought Philipa left him for a woman
>>341867291
or maybe they value honesty, over getting manipulated by the crazy stalker redhead with the wrinkly forehead
>>341864213
Ikr, its because of 'murifats that we have a lady in the lake with fucking panties on her.
>>341866972
Doubt she'll be unstoppable (actual god-tier sorceresses like Philippa and Francesca exist) any time soon, but yeah, she does have potential. Especially with the way her character went in W3.
>>341865895
nigger no, anarietta is way superior
>>341867286
> Witcher
> seed
Did you make a wish to a merry merchant of mirrors?
>>341867256
Team two loses because Yen pisses off everyone except Geralt too much so they all kill each other
>>341865527
The only satisfying thing about this is that both her and her cunt sister can be killed with your choice.
>>341867468
I'm assuming of course Witchers being infertile doesn't stop them from shooting blanks at least.
>>341867323
she only stays mad at if you decide to stay with triss, as she should be
Why would anyone want geralt anyway? I don't get the appeal?
>>341867365
so you didn't even play the game and you're too lazy to youtube the witcher 3 cinematics.
yet you think you have the right to make conclusions about the power level of the characters? Are you legit retarded?
>>341867674
Nope, she gets mad regardless. She brings it up first at the court of Vizima
>>341859906
Kind redhead vs bitchy brunette?
I'll take the first one, thanks.
Yen can be a total, unjustifiable bitch sometimes
>Is mad at Geralt because she ASSUMED his memory loss would fade quickly because of his mutations, she even admits she had the help of mages to get hers bike while Geralt didn't. So for some reason him having total memory loss and being manipulated by Triss isn't a good excuse, meanwhile when Geralt actually did regain his memory he went looking for Yen
>Loves keeping secrets from everyone but doesn't like secrets being kept from her
>>341867740
Dick potions.
>>341867365
>If you had people capable of destroying armies then armies would be obsolete.
That's exactly what happened though in the Witcher 2, that former witch of Henselt did exactly that. She ruined two fighting armies by casting a huge spell to make sure that Henselt wouldn't get too much power
>>341867468
>>341867624
So, this happened...
>>341867740
He's sterile and a mutant with unnatural strength and stamina, why do you think they want him? Besides, supposedly his Witcher body or something feels especially nice to those with magic capability
Yen is a cunt. She's emotionally and verbally abusive to Geralt. It really is telling about Yenfags and their idea of relationships desu. A good relationship shouldn't involve someone manipulating and treating you like a dog the entire time. That's why I chose Triss, because she wasn't a total fucking cunt.
>>341867816
that's early on in the game, if you drop triss and romance yen she drops it
Yen. Triss is lame as shit
>>341867772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcogCjLymeI
She literally kills 1 fucking guy and everyone else just runs straight past her not even caring. You over exaggerated just like I said.
I made a prediction based on prior knowledge and it was correct. You refused to acknowledge that I was correct and instead chose to insult me.
>>341868139
Triss is nice but let's not skip over the fact that she casually forgot to mention the whole yen thing while you were dealing with memory loss, and was in the lodge as well and hides some things here and there. And is too interested in politics to be healthy. Geralt can do better than her just the same
>>341868205
>She literally kills 1 fucking guy
did you not even watch the video you linked?
stop posting any time.
>>341868139
yes Triss just betrays her closest friends several times, deceives geralt several times tries to brainwash him into loving her.. the list goes on.
Yen may dish out the bantz but she is more loyal than that fucking snake triss
>>341868330
>>341868330
They are both really cute.
>>341868445
>>341868330
left one is a man. She's touching his dick.
>>341868363
Knocks maybe 3 or 4 guys off their horses, buries one beneath the earth. Now I may not be a an expert on medicine but I'm pretty sure most people can survive a 10 foot fall especially landing on mud.
>>341868330
Stop posting this shit. They're so hopped up on hormones they can't even get hard let alone fuck. And they still look pretty manly.
>>341868546
use a tripcode so I can filter your shitposts.
>>341868563
They don't need an erection to get fucked in the ass.
>>341868619
You refuse to refute anything I say in a manner that doesn't involve attacking me personally.
Either you're incapable of refuting it or you're incapable of having a proper debate.
>>341868330
Source? Friend wants to know.
>wanting a sorceress slut
I just wanted to join the Blue Stripes
>>341859906
how the hell do I download mods without getting script compilation errors?
>>341868310
Meanwhile Yen did >>341867919 and didn't even go looking for geralt
>>341868973
I was very disappointed with how little Broche there was in TW3.
>>341861741
triss and the elf princess arent hideous
>>341868330
id suck that poor man's joosten on the right dry
>>341869075
Which is why i'm saying neither are a good choice and he's better off just dumping both and living a more carefree life with Ciri, perhaps find a proper waifu later on
>>341868749
1. you have no idea what you're talking about, and you admitted it. You didn't play the game, you didn't watch the cinematics.
2. even when confronted with proof, you lie and try to twist what's happening to suit your "argument"
3. you still stick around after all this, which tells me you're not only stupid and lazy but also arrogant, meaning you're a complete waste of time.
Now please fuck of, you gigantic fucking moron.
>>341869135
You think that's bad?
At least he shows up.
Iorveth is completely absent from the game.
>>341868534
I know and don't care.
>be Lambert
>be such a prick
>take Geralt's sloppy seconds after Kaer Morhen
I feel as if Lambert should canonically be a manlet.
Meanwhile Eskel, though, Eskel is the quiet giant who does some blow and fucks a rut into the ground by ploughing a semen demon so hard
>>341869262
M8 he's right, she just casts a spell that blows some of the men off their horses and possibly buries one or more, she didn't exactly destroy entire armies. It's something Triss could have done just the same, considering she cast multiple spells at the same time and continued having a huge shield around you in the Witcher 2
Don't mistake me for a Triss fag, I think both are bitches for their own reasons. Just saying, Yen has shown impressive magic but not WOW ENTIRE ARMIES
>>341869247
Not a bad choice
>>341859906
>burned bitch or deformed hag
Easy decision
>>341869518
Wonder if that semon demon quietly lusts after him still
>>341869518
>does some blow and fucks a rut into the ground by ploughing a semen demon so hard
Best part of the game was getting drunk with the witcher bros, Eskel is based as fuck.
>ywn SUMMON THE BITCHES
>>341869518
Lambert got best girl so good for him.
>>341869530
epic samefag, retard. The wonders of anonymity.
Sure it is an exaggeration to say that she destroyed 2 armies, but it is just as much as an under-exaggeration to say that only 1 guy died. If that magic spell wasn't a clear indication of her power level being vastly higher than Triss, I don't know what is.
I choose uninstall and go play superior Final Fantasy XV ^.^
>soon
>>341869926
>best girl
>woman who chooses to look like a granny when she can look like literally anything
>No Priscilla romance
Why?
>>341869942
Triss literally stops arrows in flight and turns them into butterflies while casting and holding up a massive shield that prevents any more such nonsense, while being vastly younger than Yen. I'd say they are about equal
>>341870085
Keira is a qt, 2bh.
The whole Cinderella thing was cute, dammit.
>>341870085
She doesn't look like one at all m8 what have you been smoking
>>341868310
Did you just completely skip Witcher 2 or what? Triss tells Geralt about Yennefer after the prison break. She has her own spin on the story, but she does tell him about his and Yen's relationship.
>>341869135
i do love the broche hat a bit too much
>>341870259
Okay fine, so she told him but only after sleeping around and whatnot with him for I don't know how long. Through the Witcher 1 and beyond. With her own spin on the story
>>341865527
Literally every new female character added in this expansion is batshit insane except birdfu.
>>341870250
Keira in the actual game looks like a fucking man, worst modelling ever. Gwent Keira is a cute though.
>>341870159
Yen does the same shield shit, which Triss was struggling with, for an entire castle.
>>341870679
I do wish she looked like Gwent Keira actually, looks way more cute there
>>341870679
Manface is everywhere in TW3.
>>341859906
It;s obvious once you see the Blood & Wine Vineyard interactions.
>>341871698
so yen?
>>341859906
Yenn is the only choice.
>>341861321
DRINK IT IN MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>CTRL + F
>No Vesbesides the Vesemir :^)
bunch of slack jawed faggots ITT
>>341871975Yes.
Anyways, fuck waifus, fuck daughterfus (not in a lewd way though). Fuck this thread, Goodbye.
>Any reason to choose the ghoul over the raven-haired goddess?
