You ready?
>>341843015
poor guy
>>341843015
Why did they open their mouths for the pic? Are they going to see a dentist on their way to SGDQ?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PKF37sb.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
I would really prefer if you be quiet.
>>341842604
>>341843015
SGDQ is dogshit
third rate twitch e-celebs playing videogames in front of a camera for a week
of course
when is it?
>>341842604
a little bit, but i'd say by this point most of the funny shit that will happen in this event has happened
it has just gottten really tightassed and bored with itself
what
again?
>>341845331
what is this
>>341845331
But anon, all the good cringe/autism has been banned from *gdq's.
>>341845331
i miss cosmo
>>341845331
what is happening
>>341842604
yes i'm excited but I'd rather not talk about it on /v/ because it brings out straight cancer.
fortunately when speedrun marathons are happening there are decent threads. NASA was fun.
who /zeldathon/ here
>>341845331
What is supposed to be going on in this webm also
>That close up on the balding dome
>>341845450
>>341845629
>>341845687
The ugly guy in the room is Cosmo (the tranny now known as Narcisa), the other one is BK runner StivityBobo. Stiv wants to meet his hero Cosmo but then when they open the door he sees another guy in the background, I don't know who that is but you can see him hiding in the room, and yeah, he was naked. Stiv realized Cosmo was a cuck and was devastated.
>>341845647
you are the cancer
>>341845906
that isn't how this works you little shit. you faggots obsess over e celebrities and everything except speedrunning then get mad that no one wants anything to do with you.
speedrunning is one of the topics you just can't bring up on 4chan because of the shitty community around it.
go to bed.
>>341845647
Agreed, too much eceleb garbage
>>341845681
2/3 of the series is trash.
the stream is pretty comfy even if you dont really give a shit
>>341846851
I only find it comfy when it's not bogged down by a string of 3hr games.
SGDQ isn't good since like, 2014.
>>341847065
dude.... those can be the most comfy
I love this sooo much, it makes me sleep and take so many naps.
Don't think i can handle being in a thread with you fags ever again, especially since that mess played half life 2. Some skinny little rat with the annoying voice who had to sit on a pillow.
universally hated until he made one shit joke about sitting on wood.
It was so boring last year that I don't really care anymore.
I just want to watch people beat games quickly without cringing
>>341843015
Why does this pic get posted everytime. I dont get it
>>341849575
>guy on the left smiles and thinks it's pretty cool
>guy on the right is about two steps away from a full-on panic attack
le kek
>>341849650
both those hands touched their respective penises the night before
NEVER FORGET
>>341849575
LONDON
>>341850267
whats happening here?
https://a.pomf.cat/rrbgft.webm
>>341848842
I think those 2 were a couple and she cheated on him with a bunch of guys there at SGDQ. Might be wrong though
any highlights so far?
I bet that room smells bad.
>>341850570
Did the raging red faced autist mess up the other guy's game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCmEFZiz3P4
Is there speedrunning happening right now? If not, when does the event start?
>>341851031
one is highly autistic and shit at the game, the other is not
Worst schedule I've ever seen. Just gonna watch for the memes I guess.
>>341851104
july 3-9
I hope she's back, fatter than ever.
>>341851031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th0Q5rgAw0U
THANK YOU MODS
lol, some asshurt janitor just swept through the thread
TALK ABOUT GAMES
>>341851415
NEVER
>all these deleted posts
i'm scared guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmwL6CyNReI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uskPV4KCjn8
>>341851415
>le ebic autism cringe speedrunning webemmmz are okay
>bashing on some fucking speedrunning tranny waste of life isn't
sjw mods too stronk
>>341845838
Can some1 post the webm or whatever it was again?
MODS = GODS
>>341850413
what's a moderately attractive girl even doing there in the first place
>>341851493
he doesn't even speedrun fuck OFF
>>341851493
>Why are posts about video games ok but posts about not video games not
>>341850481
FrankerZ clogged the Twitch chat so they told him to shut the thing off
What happened to Noir?
>>341845838
he didn't look very naked
>>341851497
how old are you anon
>>341851415
>>341851776
You first.
>>341851836
>implying samefag
TOP FIVE RUNS TO WATCH NEXT MONTH
>SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE
>DKC: TROPICAL FREEZE
>Wolfenstein: The New Order
>Super Meat Boy
>Tetris: The Grand Master Series Exhibition
TOP FIVE RUNS TO SKIP
>BOMBERMAN 64
>DONKEY KONG 64
>Fallout 3
>Super Mario Maker
>Pokémon Red (Any % glitchless)
SLEEPER HIT
>Crypt of the NecroDancer
>>341851616
That guy is FrankerZ? He moves rather awkwardly, does he have any disability?
>>341851870
i got your Top 5 right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EifQacoLSuI
>>341851870
>skipping Bummerman64
>skipping DK64 by 2dos
Scrub.
>>341849957
FUCKING ATTENTINON WHORES THEY ARENT EVEN HERE FOR THE VIDEOGAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>341852020
no fucking thanks I was there watching it live and will never go through that again in my life. no matter what happens to me, no matter how horrible life may end up for me, I can say that I will never have to watch that run again.
>babel 1 player 2 controllers
any other games have categories made because the retarded localizers broke the game?
>>341852038
Both those games are SHIT. They sound good but they were SHIT and boring as fuck. Even breaking the game isn't that fun to watch for DK, and Bomberman doesn't have impressive sequence breaks. It's just a lotta bomberman. The only impressive part of speedrunning Bomberman 64 is the boss battle quick kills.
>winter 2014: forced vacation from work
>summer 2014: unemployed
>winter 2015: easy commision
>summer 2015: vacation
>winter 2016: in hospital/off work for a broken leg
>summer 2016: time off for my friend's wedding
I never plan it but I manage to catch every AGDQ/SGDQ
>>341852065
>THEY ARENT EVEN HERE FOR THE VIDEOGAMES
Neither are we.
>>341852218
how'd you break your leg?
>>341851870
>Not watching DustForce SS all levels
>>341851870
why would you skip bomberman 64
also, this >>341852291
>>341852242
desu senpai i find the gameplay quite impressive, hotline+hotline 2 is a good watch every year desu baka family
>>341852013
>Twitch users see the FrankerZ emote on his screen
>Twitch users spam chat with FrankerZ emote in response
>autismo is asked to turn off his display to stop the FrankerZ spam in Twitch chat
No he's not FrankerZ he is just fatautist
>>341852262
mountain biking
>>341852262
fucking ur mom
>>341852349
senpai
>>341852262
morbid obesity
>Tetris exhibition again
But why though? It feels like they think they struck gold with that and now they need to have it at pretty much every event.
It was absolutely amazing the first time around, but now that they're doing it for the third time (I think?) it feels a lot less special. Just another game on the list.
>>341851780
What the fuck did I just watch?
Never forget: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWDRtyq3Yhg
>>341852291
>>341852342
I'm not skipping shit we get two weeks of high quality production speedruns a year and for the other 52 weeks we get by on what AGDQ was like before they got sucked into the pursuit of money.
But those five runs will be bland. There will be bad runs with shitty games but those stick out because they sound like they'll be good, but they never are.
>>341852516
Homewrecker Stiv
It's a shame now that Tomba 2 will never ever be speedrun at AGDQ or SGDQ considering that's my favorite game
>>341851780
For anyone who doesn't know what's going on.
The drunk guy is Stiv, who fucked the girl he's shaking hands with, but that girl was married to the guy in the back of that hotel room. The girl and Cosmo are blocking him from entering because they don't want him to say something stupid in front of her husband, same for the guy who grabs his arm and pulls him away.
>>341852491
It'll still be pretty amazing and that's GDQ's way. Find a game that gets views and run it every fucking year.
>>341850341
i fuckin lost
>>341852572
why?
>often look up speedruns of games I like
>always these AGDQ videos that comes up
>had no idea there was all this drama behind it
damn man, the guys playing the games and their friends on the couch seemed like not actually autists but they're autists sort of cool enough dudes to me, I didn't know they were like sex fiends
>>341850479
Oh I remember this, how I chuckled
>>341852786
The only cool speedrunners are the mario speedrunners
>>341852786
there are some cool speedrunners, but most of them are total autists
>>341851548
Watching speedruns? how attractive you are doesn't correlate with your interests
>>341852783
I would really prefer if you would be quiet
what are any must watch AGQD runs? not because of cringe or drama, but because of the runs actually being even more impressive than usual, or something amazing happening, or whatever
>>341852930
yes it does
no attractive person actually plays video games for the game content
theyre out getting drunk and having fun at clubs or having sex
>>341852931
Oh yeah that game.
>>341852571
I don't know that that means
>>341852954
>>341851870
post yours
>>341852931
I've never watched this because I can't stand cringe, but I've seen it mentioned so often that I need to know what happened
can someone sum it up for me? I really can't watch it for myself I hate cringe it's like intense heat I have to turn my face away from
>>341853101
I meant like videos that are already on youtube, any ones in particular that must be watched
>>341852987
Sorry anon, you're retarded.
Every GDQ since '15 is fucking awful and never worth watching except for a run or 2. The event is shit, most of the GDQ staff is fucking awful and the soul of the event was sucked out for the sake of profit.
>>341852954
Google Gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htj7togMjPM
>>341853234
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwDUiCzPVU
I'll think about it. This is good to start with.
>There are people that literally watch sgdq for video games
>uh, so this part is kinda on rails, there's time for a few donations
>um okay, um... here's ten dollars from darkslayer, hey guys I watch agdq every year, I have cancer, my friends have cancer, my fucking tumor infested pets are being put down, my mom's on chemo, the whole world hates me, I'm going to die. Live with it. Game over. looking forward to the mario block and I'll donate an extra one billion dollars if the couch awkwardly sings the lyrics to the theme of that upcoming level
What's going to be the most autistic/cringe moment this year?
That bitch talking about her dead granny and her knitting during the Zelda run is a fucking classic. I can only watch it when I'm drunk though because the level of cringe is too high to watch when sober.
>>341853234
On second thought I'm tired and the sun is coming up. Just look over the vod list from the last year and watch a game you enjoy.
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/2ra5rw/agdq_vods_thread_2015
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3emv6z/sgdq_vod_thread_2015/
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3z9fyi/agdq_vod_thread_2016
>>341849751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bbFt3bjOB0
>>341853414
>>341853328
thanks guys I'll check gimmick and that video out
>>341853438
SGDQ isn't about video games anymore, so that is an oxymoron. Anyone who gives a fuck about speedrunning watches better, less sellout events and not just an event that only brings in either FOTM runners or FOTM speedgames.
>>341852954
>>341853328
whatever im just gonna post it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hvhToCSyJc
>>341853552
>greetings from sweden, my wife's son really loves the runs, keep it up
>putting E3 and SGDQ duting EL
Are they mental?
>>341853328
RIP Cyghfer
>>341853139
So someone to cucked? No wonder people hate speed runners
the devs for this game provided commentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F47zZaZ92Cs
>Tfw you will never be an autistic speed runner and get pity pussy from the mentally deranged women who prey upon these nerds
Feels bad man
>>341851870
>Wolfenstein
Baby's first out of bounds game. That speedrun was boring as hell.
>>341853552
>hey here's one dollar, [in-joke], I'm a friend of the runner! guys... [another in-joke]... I know the runner... [something too rude to the runner, runner awkwardly laughs]... notice me! bye
>okay so we're SUPPOSED to do it this way... but we prefer to do it... KIIINNNDA differently!
>performs a glitch
>room erupts into laughter
>literally pissing their pants over the player character hovering an inch off the floor or something
Will the Men Drinkin' Coffee do another recap?
That's as far as I've come to watch these "events".
>don't know any of the runners
>no 2hu plush
>no memes
>no talking on the couch
>no fun
sounds like a blast
>>341842604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>341854120
>no 2hu plush
>no talking on the couch
This.
>>341853552
>greetings from sweden. had to watch my grandma slowly succumb to bone cancer for three years. now she has crumbled into a fine white powder and her suffering is finally over, but her screams of agony as the tumors split her bones from the inside will remain with me until the day I die, probably of bone cancer as well. anyway, these 5 bucks are for killing the animals in Super Metroid.
>>341854359
>that one run where the runner starts telling a story about how his relative died of cancer and he fucking starts crying and apologizes, while still running the game
>>341854658
>that one audience member that rudely interrupts the run to blog about her knitting
>>341852786
As someone who has been going to cons and events like agdq for almost a decade now, I can tell you this shit ain't anything new.
You take a bunch of socially starved nerds who normally never leave the house, put them in an extremely social environment where they all share an interest, give them a tiny bit of alcohol and BOOM! Everybody is gangbanging the slightly chubby nerdy girl.
I've seen this shit so many times, it's like clockwork.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhoS5CjgkF4#t=04h29m28s
>>341854140
>All subscribers and donors get at least 15 minutes of runs dedicated to them!
>This run dedicated to Thursday__ & ezshifty
>Goose has a moment of speedrunning existentiality and chokes up
>This run is dedicated to YOU
Th-thanks...
>>341854868
Hmm timestamp didn`t work. Skip to 4:29:28 for maximum cringe
The event has already started?
>When your dad died of cancer and mom is currently dying from cancer and all the "kick cancer butt" donations just make you feel bitter because that money isn't actually going to do anything
>>341855073
No. /v/ just likes to make threads months ahead to shitpost about e-celeb drama. It starts in 2 weeks.
>>341854976
HOLD IT you dummy! That zero in the timestamp does fuckall.
>>341854976
YouTube timestamps do still work if you open it in a new tab instead of embedding. If Linkify URLs is enabled in the native extension, somebody can just click on the link and jump to the time set.
I just watched that gimmick run, I can't tell what's supposed to be 'must watch' about it, maybe I can't tell if he performed extra amazingly because I'm not familiar with that game
>>341851870
TOP FIVE RUNS TO WATCH NEXT MONTH
>Crypt of the NecroDancer
>Monkey Ball
TOP FIVE RUNS TO SKIP
>everything else unless I have some spare time for a random speedrun
>>341852218
>tfw hoping to stave off a couple more weeks of being jobless and judged by my parents and hounded by my job counselor just to participate in another GDQ, also need to scrounge up enough money to pay the internet bill
Please, just one more before I sell my soul to a job
>>341855118
>when no one in your family has a history of cancer but you get a prostate exam every few weeks at different doctors because you like have someone stick their finger in you're butt
>>341855118
Don't worry famalam. My parents are dead too.
>ill donate another 5 dollars if everyone in the room high fives each other
>did you know there's a good chance that someone in the room has the same birthday as you?
>>341851870
>Tetris is back
hell yeah
>>341855118
My mom is stage 4 colon anon, I feel ya.
>>341849575
>nobody has acknowledge my existence in the last 10 minutes
Come for the speedruns, stay for the cringe
>>341854140
>Speedrunning is the most degenerate act mankind has ever come up with
>>341854868
/thread
>there will never a speedrun that would be better than the Contradiction run at NASA
>>341858368
Has a full run of that been uploaded anywhere?
>>341858649
might be on their twitch sites past broadcasts
>>341855648
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem
>>341842604
when is it brah?
>>341852987
that makes zero sense
>>341849681
>>guy on the right is about two steps away from a full-on panic attack
it even looks like he says 'thank you'
>>341849650
Why did this gave me a boner?
>>341855648
>right click save
Someone post GDQ cringe
>>341859830
that's the point
>>341853139
CAN SOMEONE POST THE VIDEO, THE FAG MODS DELETED THE LAST ONE
>it's a "the announcer misgenders blueysky" episodew
>>341862207
is that a really cute boy or a really cute girl
>>341863109
aboy
>>341863109
>>341863226
>you will never leg wrestle with him while playing zelda
;_;
