>Agent 47's reliable tactic of disguises can be thwarted by employing only women and black men
>>341833306
I knew there was a reason why he never went to Sweden.
>>341833306
what makes you think agent 47 doesnt self identifies as a black women?
checkmate shitlord
>>341833306
>Agent 47 murders people in cold blood non-stop
>If he ever wore black face it would cause a massive controversy
>>341833642
haha
The funny part is that I'm pretty sure he can disguise himself as a black man in one of the games and no one really notices it.
Hell, he can even disguise himself as a Triad member in Contracts.
>>341833306
Or anyone that isn't a bald guy with a barcode on the back of his head
>>341833642
Never doubt him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfYRfpaBwnc&ab_channel=HarryPartridge
>>341833939
Was this supposed to be amusing at some point?
>>341833306
>>341834713
>no fun allowed
>>341833306
>employing only women and black men
Sounds like a terrible business plan. You'd just be paying them to fuck?
>>341834793
>le strawman lol
Epic.
>>341834831
Do you just go around trowing buzzwords like that?
>>341834713
Yeah
>>341833306
It's true.
Any corporation or group made solely of women and black men would never become something important enough to warrant assassination.
>>341833847
You can also disguise as some sort of Saudi Arabian sheikh/oil prince in the Paris mission of the new game.
How bad would the news sites explode if there was a mission where Agent 47 went black face?
>>341834996
There would be anal
>>341834908
I don't know what "trowing" is, so probably not.
>>341834996
Knee-jerk reactions from people who don't understand that disguises are one of the key features to performing a hit
>>341833306
Anyone else amused by how much more difficult it is for 47 to blend into a Swedish embassy than a Moroccan military base?
>>341833306
Well at least he punched a black nun in the face.
>also
>funky 70´s hairstyle day on the office
kek, never saw him using a wig.
>google gave me this
>>341835431
Are you really so stupid that you can't understand a word if a letter is missing?
>>341835569
Why are you so angry about this? Christ.
>>341835759
I'm sorry about that. i'm not really angry, just tired.
>>341833306
actually he's mixed with many different kinds of dna so he can pass for a lot of things with his somewhat abnormal facial structure
>>341836036
Alright then.
>>341833306
What crime lord would take up such a hiring policy to thwart a mysterious rumor about a legendary bald assassin?
>>341836146
>dat crackhead face from the 1st game loading screens
>>341836146
Him being bald and having a barcode at the back of his head is still a dealbreaker though, especially seeing he's never wear a wig.
>>341833642
fpbp
>>341833642
Straya?
>>341836286
that's why you can't draw attention to yourself
>>341836251
i never finished the first one, it's as hard as silent assassin desu, contracts was easy and blood money was cake
https://youtu.be/sgVHzNwthC0
Reminder that this is better than the official movies.
>>341833306
>>341836560
Both the 1st and the second have a very unpredictable AI.
The most fresh memory i have is the second on that embasy level when you have to take a switcase and kill a huge russian guy walking with a gun in front of everyone.
I remember spending like 2 hours reloading and finding ways to avoid him untill he was alone to get shot, but sometimes he started to shoot at me out of fucking nowhere, and a perfect stealth entrance went to hell.
not even talking about...
>leesticted aaarea... leaf immmidiatly
Then contracts changed the rules and the mechanics, and become way more easy.
Sometimes it was just luck to not get detected
>mfw get closer to a random guys and that little fucking bar start to shake like an equalizer saturating on breakcore music and goes red like a jackpot machine
My first runs somehow ended up im massacres because of 1 fuck up.
>>341833306
>>341837785
Why did someone stack bricks inside a suit?
>>341833306
>all you have to do is hire useless 70 IQ staff too stupid for the military
>implying he can't blackface and act like DK to blend in anyway
>>341833306
>employing only women
He'd find a way
>>341837785
git gud at photoshop
>>341839920
>pedobear killing mission
>what is blackface and hormones
MR WORLDWIDE
MR 305DALE
>>341840384
git gud yourself. yours looks like he's just standing in the shade.
>rich guy employs only women and blacks to protect himself from 47
>goes bankrupt next month
>>341840384
That looks like shhhiiiiit
>>341840572
>>341840673
my bad
>>341840848
kek.
Now looks like an unlocked charachter.
>Black people
>Working
And now you know why Agent 47 can't be stopped.
>>341833847
>>341834989
Vitiligo.
>>341833306
>employ
>black men
ah but there is a flaw in your cunning plan anon
![ba72e0b760a2c632beef0aaa5cef2fd6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HyQlgK8.jpg "ba72e0b760a2c632beef0aaa5cef2fd6[1].jpg")
>>341840848
>>341833642
>>341833642
Sweden would be the easiest place for him to hide.
>Hey, you! Weren't you a woman just a minute ago?
>Don't you dare judge me on how I look on the outside! Are you saying all women look alike?
>Y-you're right, I'm sorry. Carry on.
>>341842593
Thats cheating anon.
