The last vidya character you played as is now your wingman trying to get you laid this Friday night.
How fucked are you?
I think I'm all set myself.
>>341825672
>duke nuke from duke3d, not DNF
I... I actually might have a pretty good shot at this
SHIT
Fuck getting a date, I wanna cuddle karl!
>>341825672
My Epic lvl bard (27) in NWN2 MOTB
Set for life.
>>341825672
Got the same guy, i'm good.
>chosen undead
nigger can't even speak
>>341825672
Easy peasy.
>>341825672
Spyro
>>341825672
>d.va
guess no winging is needed
>postal dude
Honestly have no idea
Well, there's an easy solution here...
You might be ok with the monster that is Witcher 1 Geralt, but Witcher 3 Geralt?
I think any women we approach would only be interested in him.
>>341825672
A rookie from xcom. Could be worse.
Well, some fucking help she'd be. I'm not sure she even speaks English.
Not sure desu
I'll never be laid again
>Rin from Senran Kagura
I WANNA LAY WITH HER AND NOBODY ELSE
I want to fuck my wingman.
I'll be alright.
I think I might be alone tonight.
Superior fucking force
>>341825672
We won't have to look very far.
>Niko bellic
Ok i guess
>>341829195
He'll never return your calls.
Don't know what to expect...
>>341825672
Do custom characters count? 'Cause my space yakuza with a rappy head is at least a conversation starter.
Pretty set desu
>>341825973
>duke
>being your wingman
You're going to be HIS wingman.
Should be fun
Considering he never talks I guess we'll just stare at women and hope for the best
>Jill Valentine
depends on how far she's willing to go to get me laid :-q
>>341830181
But he doesn't need a wingman.
Probably wont get anywhere far
I think I'll be alright.
>>341828774
Not alone, you get to fight monsters at night anon.
Look on the bright side.
I think I am good though
Looks like I got a date with Rosy Palms tonight
>>341830270
That means you'll never get laid since they're going to all want him instead of you.
>>341830285
Good look dragging a limp space loli in a bar
>>341825672
>Doomguy
I'm good
I don't think this is going to work out.
Wies'n here we come! I freu mi!
Rook from r6 siege.
How will it go?
>Nathan Drake
Pretty damn good
I'm not actually sure how this will go.
>>341825672
I'm feeling that healing beat, OP. Lucio is gonna speed boost me right into that poon.
Well, it's before her character was botched, so probably a decent shot.
>implying I wouldn't want to just bang my winglady
![oba-reaper-395cb[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/T1xJs3w.gif "oba-reaper-395cb[1].gif")
>reaper
at least we can shoot up a school after we are rejected
>tachanka from rainbox six siege
>walk into a bar
>sit down at a table
>he sets up his lmg and starts reinforcing the walls
Thanks, bro
Since Reaper and I both share the same view of emotional connections being a weakness. I think we would both do cool shit like smash car windows and do parkour instead. Trying to have sex is a waste of time and only brings you disappointment and hate (which I already have plenty of to go around)..
>Kratos
>tfw your wingman steals all the 9s and 10s and only leaves you 5s and 6s
>>341825672
>mercy
but but
Jacob or Evie Frye
I could do worse, I think we'll pull through
>The red wizard from magicka 2.
Fuck.
Unless you count the king from Clash Royale, in which case he can just order one of his harem to make a man out of me.
>my no-fun-allowed Imperial Agent in SWTOR
Well, shit.
>Coach from L4D2
I hope he doesn't cuck me.
>>341832238
A bit off-topic, but is that game good? I need to scratch the itch.
>>341827296
>>chosen undead
Nigga still can bring you some pussy.
I am outclassed
>Anno 1404
I guess. Making mad dosh will help
>>341832378
It's Star Wars and it's a RPG. That's the only things that keep me hooked. It fails really hard on every other front.
>>341832601
I forgot to mention it's also completely free to play. It's not like subbing adds anything value to it.
>>341825672
I think I'm just fine... as long as the bitches don't swarm to him first despite his efforts.
If Lily is anything to go by, I don't think girls will notice me even if they literally bump into me.
>>341831760
Evey a QT
