>Age 12
>Sonic 06 comes out
>My birthday
>I got a 360 and sonic 06, my parents must truly have loved me!
>Super excited with my friends at the party, everyone wants me to play it.
>360 standing upright
>Feel kind of awkward putting the disc in sideways since this a new thing
>Xbox set up
>play game
>Scene starts with elise waving to everyone in soleanna
>360 is whirring like a motor
>Never had a microsoft console before, some kid thinks something is wrong with it.
>"Its making weird noises."
>"It's supposed to do that."
>kid gets up, grabs the 360 by the top and gentley tilts it over onto its side
>'CRACK WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VVZVZVZVZZZVZZZZZZZZZ
>The game freezes on Elises distorted monstrous face mid frame before a missle hits
>Everyone goes eerily silent ad the Xbox keeps making horrible crunching noises.
>I quickly press the eject button
>Disc shards everywhere, it fell off the fucking tray and shredded itself.
>Nobody says a word, me being a 12 year old faggot start bawling my eyes out.
>Mom comes in
>"Whats wrong anon?"
>Crying about my broken game
>kid crosses his arms acting like "It wasn't me!"
>All friends point to him
>He gets defensive and starts screaming
>"WOOOOW, I did you a favor Anon, A FAVOR!"
>His mom comes in scolds him and drags him out of the house kicking and screaming and leaves.
>Never saw him again after that
>>341781987
A. kid tilted it to the wrong side
B. kid's a cunt
C. he was psychic and knew of the horror that awaited you
Don't beat yourself up anon,just call him and apologize,it's never too late.
>>341781987
He DID do you a favor anon
>>341781987
Kek
>>341781987
>Around the time X/Y came out
>Woman in line buying a "Pokeyman" game for her son
>Looks genuinely un-interested
>Wants the cheapest one she can get, and asks the store clerk
>Kid obviously really wants X
>$45? um, yeeeah, anything cheaper? like.. $15, $10?
>Clerk does a check
>"Well we have pokemon Black and Platinum in stock at about $30 and $25
>Woman shakes her head.
>No no, I need it to be like, cheapest you got, I can't spend more then 15 dollars on a toy.
>Kid looks genuinely upset, starts tugging on her skirt crying about it.
>She shuts him up and says something in another language, I'd guess spanish.
>Clerk checks again
>Well. we have Pokemon battle revolution for the Wii.. at, $13?
>Yeah okay give me that one.
>This is after the whole Wi-fi going down for Wii/DS
>Kid looks genuinely displeased
>Pipe up and just say You may not want that, the servers for it are no longer supported.
>Woman turns to me, glaring, then turns back.
>Gimme.
>Pays for the game and walks out dragging her crying son out the door
>>341781987
>WOOOOOW I did you a favor Anon, A FAVOR!
Was this child DSP by chance?
>>341785462
Don't you mean ESP anon?
>>341785702
No I mean DSP
>12
>Sonic 06 coming out
Get out of here, underage
>>341785915
Anon, add 10 years to 2006
He'd be 22
>>341781987
>Moving a console while it is powered on
>Positioning the console in any way that isn't disc label facing upwards
>Fucking with a console that isn't yours when the dude just got it and is playing it for the first time
I hope that cunty kid's parents replaced your console or gave you the money to do so. How much was a 360 back then? $400 or something? This kind of shit is inexcusable, the game in question notwithstanding.
>>341785915
2006 was 10 years ago mate. OP would be 20 or 21 now.
>>341784538
that just made me sad
>>341782593
A FAVOR
>>341781987
>!0th Birthday
>Invite all the guys in my class
>Day's is almost over
>Nobody shows except one kid
>Nice Muslim kid
>We play Sonic Unleashed till it's time for him to leave
I'll always have a soft spot for Muslims because of this.
>be younger
>have autistic (I think) cousin
>always needs help to unlock characters in Melee, decide to sit down with him and play a shit ton
>every month or so, I would come back and he would say "Man, I deleted that save again"
>"Why?"
>"Man, I don't know"
>"It's alright, let's unlock mewtwo again"
>repeat for a few years
As per usual, he somehow ended up jerking it to MLP and shit. Kinda feel responsible since I left the state to go to college. Fun while it lasted, though.
>>341786870
I hope you showed him shamar bro. Muslims would love that continent
>>341784538
If that kid's mother wasn't willing to spend more than $15 on a game, then she most likely wouldn't bother to install wi-fi on the console anyway. I wouldn't feel bad about that part.
Hell, I doubt that kid even owns a 3DS if his mom's that cheap.
>>341786954
Nah, we didn't make it that far. I think he had it for the 360 at the time, though
>>341785915
get out grandpa
>>341787238
Back to /vr/ with him.
>Sitting on recliner playing MH4U.
>Gamepad's stylus falls between the seat and armrest.
>Spend literally five minutes looking for the damn thing, even going so far as to lean the recliner back.
>Gave up finding it
>Still never found it
That stylus is orbiting around mars now or some shit
>>341786001
now I feel old as fuck
fuck off anon
I take a lot of my things from Goldeneye.
>I crouch on one knee
>If I lay down I fall forward on my knees, then down flat.
>When I run I keep one arm raised in case I need to karate chop attackers
>I aim my watch at metal plates and pretened i'm laser cutting through it.
>if I get hit, I deeply exhale "KSSHHRRR"
>I carry a generic ballpoint pen, that I then squint at close range and pretend its the KF7 soviet
>I randomly take pictures of things with my phone and treat them as mission objectives
>Any time I give someone something and they say "for me?" I respond "No, for me." and kick them
>>341787082
You fucked up m8, would've loved it
>>341788124
good post
>get a PS1 with some games, don't really remember which
>play for a while with my brother and unlock some stuff
>turn off the console, come back next day and find out nothing was saved because we didn't have a memory card
Those memory cards were some of the biggest jewing in our time.
