Find me a better protagonist.
BAZINGA
p much anything
>>341773602
Almost any, really. I love dick knickem, but he's pretty much a blank slate character-wise, and isn't very physically appealing.
>>341773602
You can change the protag and nothing happens. You change the level design and you have Duke Nukem Forever
>>341774315
>blank slate character-wise,
How exactly do you define a beer drinking, stripper loving, womanizing, businessman, politician, politically incorrect macho nerd sexually obsessed, alien killing one liner machine as a "blank slate".
This ain't Gordon Freeman you nerd.
>>341774315
Douk is an actual character, unlike, say, Doomguy or most FPS protagonists of that era.
>>341774212
>euroduke
Sam is the Pepsi to Duke's Coke Classic.
Accept no substitutes.
Often imitated but never duplicated.
>>341774315
>blank slate character-wise
>The DOUK is a blank slate
>>341774538
A list of things someone likes is not a character, nice try though.
>I LIVE, AGAIN
>>341775006
It's part of what makes up a persons personality.
Again, this isn't Doomguy, Bioshock dude or Gordon Freeman we're talking about.
Eject yourself from life, faggot.
>>341774820
>>341774665
Tell me about duke then. Oh wait, you can't, because his character is a super simple cardboard cutout of a macho action hero dude.
>>341773602
>>341774705
>Often imitated but never duplicated
Yeah there's your problem
Duke Nukem only has one good FPS game.
Serious Sam has at least 3
>>341775221
His genitalia is made of metal
He likes to masticate gum
He has a fetish for defecating in the breathing tubes of dead aliens
>>341773602
Are you serious?
>>341775212
Yeah, clearly we're not talking about those characters since we're discussing a dogshit franchise. None of that list is anything more than simple likes and dislikes. You can get that much characterization in the first few minutes of a game like Uncharted.
>>341775329
Horde shooters are shit. Regardless of that, Duke 3D is still leagues above SS and 99% of the rest of the genre.
>>341775221
>Tell me about duke then.
Where to start?
Indeed though. Where TO start?
Hm..Oh yeah. I have an idea.
Strap in bitches. You're going on a ride.
>>341775019
He was also the ultimate edgelord.
>>341775530
oh shit is it storytime?
>>341775530
Raiden from Metal Gear Rising
>>341775646
>>341775753
>>341775892
>>341776003
By the way, an occasional bump would be nice if you don't want the thread to be archived.
>>341776106
>>341776223
He looks like Supermutant on this panel.
>>341776223
>>341776397
>>341776504
>>341775549
that's why he's so great
>>341776607
>>341776725
>>341776849
>>341774705
>euroduke
Isn't he a turnkduke?
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
>>341776971
>>341775212
>BioShock dude
Jack's lack of character traits is literally the twist.
>>341777091
>>341777209
>>341777338
>>341777450
>>341777032
>Croteam
>Croatia
>>341777551
>>341777664
>>341777091
This comic is really hell bent on turning Duke into Johny Bravo.
>>341777768
>>341777858
>>341777967
>>341778081
Bathroom break. Back in 3.
>>341775329
Not that I don't get how people like SS, but the level design in 2 made my balls hurt.
>go left for a key
>go right for a key
>go center to finish
>repeat for every level
Never bothered with 1 or 3 after that.
https://youtu.be/n5JH3jCMX0M
>>341778205
I got this thread on watch now. Please keep up the storytime, anon.
>>341775549
Honestly, he was what any edgelord should aspire to be. Mainly because whilst he spouted all that edgy bullshit, anything endangering him immediately made him drop into an actually quite hilarious panic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWGlqE2TKIM
>>341778205
>>341778480
>>341778218
SS2 is actually considered the worst game in the franchise. Croteam's been wanting to remake it into something less godawful for years.
>>341778583
>>341773602
GET OFF VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT
>>341778680
>>341778218
>starting with the game everyone says is shit
Good god, you need a Serious Sam 1 injection, stat.
>>341778798
>>341778913
>>341778798
sheeeeit
>>341779020
>>341773602
>>341779132
>>341779260
>>341779368
>>341779470
>>341779470
Duplicate reply? Eat shit.
>>341779824
>>341779945
>>341780060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fouK5ErEbdM
Friendly bump would be appreciated.
>>341780176
>>341780274
Is it gay if you would let duke fuck you?
>>341780392
So what's wrong with DNF? I started playing it and it's not that bad. I'm not far though. Those super hot schoolgirl twins just got kidnapped. I'm assuming I haven't seen the worst of the game yet.
>>341780501
>>341780630
Rance for melee + Duke for mostly ranged is the dream team.
>>341780608
>>341780723
Too much like Half Life 2-not enough like an old school shooter. Duke is still the Duke though. Also, the last third is a bit of a slog, Fuck the dam.
>>341780839
2 minute break
>>341780959
>>341781194
>>341781318
>>341781462
>>341781582
>>341781728
>>341781860
Bumps kind sirs?.
>>341781976
>>341782127
>>341782262
>>341782262
>>341782382
>Cyberdemon
>>341782382
Thread's gonna hit the skids in a moment.
>>341782542
>>341782542
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO POST ABOUT IT
>>341782671
>>341782804
>>341782946
>>341783065
>>341783190
>>341783307
Here comes the pathos...
>>341783439
;___;7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FKoX7u_Jo8
Everyone press F to pay respects.
>>341783598
>>341783712
Bump would be nice to keep the thread alive.
>>341783598
F-bump
>>341782521
They'd better shoot at it until it dies.
>>341783842
>>341783980
Last issue coming at ya.
bump for the king, baby
>>341784112
Prepare yourselves for ultimate DOUK.
>>341784234
>>341784234
dammit bumppppppppppppppp
>>341783598
>>341784369
>>341784501
>>341784629
>>341784798
Serious Bump
>>341784927
Bumping for more comic
>>341785056
>>341785180
>>341785318
>>341785448
>>341778218
Huh?
I recently played SS2 but I have no idea what you're talking about
>>341785581
>>341780608
Have you played Duke Nukem 3D?
>>341785720
>>341785848
>>341785984
>>341786114
>>341786246
>>341786364
bumping again
>>341786609
>>341777089
OF STEEL
>>341786609
You FUCKED UP
>>341786729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XPHL4Q86t4
>>341786850
>>341786949
Best part incoming.
>>341787042
And presto
is that it? if so, thanks for dumping anon, that was great
>>341786850
BRITAIN FIRST
>>341787151
The end.
Doomguy is angrier and Sam has a larger kill count but there's only one king on the throne.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi2jE_UYiZA
Hope you enjoyed it anons.
>>341774705
Pepsi > Coke desu
>>341775221
Oh by the way, suck on Duke cock.
>>341773602
Find me a better antagonist
POINTER
>>341783598
>>341774705
So what your saying is that Sam is great and Duke tastes like shit? Good to know.
>>341774665
>>341775212
>>341787373
>an actual character, unlike, say, Doomguy
>>341787414
>>341788714
>pepsifags
>>341788135
thanks, dump guy
youre the bomb
>>341773602
Find me a better antagonist.
