what does it mean? urhgh!
So it's like amnesia right? Quick review?
http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-follow-andre/
>uploaded three years ago
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
What changed after update today?
It was fucking 800mb, almost half of game size
Can't wait for /v/ 2016 collage
>>341768497
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
I haven't checked out this at all can anyone please explain what is going on?
>>341768497
First for there have never, ever been any ghosts in Resident Evil, these virus induced hallucinations are completely original for the series.
>"I shouldn't wear my good shoes"
>there's a pair of shoes at second floor in present time
Are they his shoes? Did anyone check if there's something inside one of them?
>>341768497
proof
>>341768737
Sorry, I think they're in third floor near the phone.
Proof meme needs to die, drink a bleach cocktail. pls and ty
>>341768529
WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON
>>341767902
>>341767902
I wonder if Kojima is butthurt about all this. I mean Capcom totally outrused him.
>>341768497
anyone scared that they'll screw up REmake 2 like RE7?
>>341769004
What ruse, there is no ruse
>>341769019
>no strong attack button
retard
>>341769004
He already commented on it.
He seems perfectly alright with it.
Says he hasn't had a chance to play the demo himself yet.
>re6 sucks! it's cod now! where are all the puzzles?
>capcom: oh you want puzzles? gotcha. *flips the dummy finger*
Has anyone tried to burn the finger??
>>341768985
Updated version
>>341769087
>anyone scared that they'll screw up REmake 2 like RE7?
I don't know.
How did you managed to get a copy of RE7 when the game isn't even finished yet?
>>341768847
2nd floor is correct, in English at least.
>>341768847
There's only three floors and a basement in this game, there is no third floor.
>>341769187
I bet he doesn't know about the finger ruse. If he knew, he would probably kill himself.
>>341769271
On what? If there was something to burn it on we would.
>>341769312
hi apologist
i dont need to see a piece of shit to know it is one
>>341768847
There's no third floor, phone is on second floor.
>>341769491
that doesnt even make any sense lmao
>>341769397
>There's only three floors
>there is no third floor.
So none of these characters are actually in the final game right?
This is like a prologue and then the actual protagonist comes to investigate during the main game.
>>341769332
>>341769397
Do Americans count ground floor as first?
>>341769716
We don't know.
All we know is that the demo will not be a part of the final game.
>>341769794
Yeah it's only the English who don't count ground floor as floor one.
>>341769794
You do know that the number one is the first number right?
Zero is a placeholder.
So the ground floor only makes sense as the first floor.
>>341769716
Yeah they said the demo character isn't the player character from the main game. Which is why I think there's more to this demo because there are several shots of the demo character in the trailer that we haven't seen.
https://www.vg247.com/2016/06/14/resident-evil-7-will-not-feature-the-character-or-setting-from-the-demo/
Did you idiots not read their statement about how the demo is not who the main game is about or the location? Its just a tech demo to show they can make the atmosphere right.
Time to vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10510773
Also, Andre say they have a son names Lucas but they seem to have a daughter. Is the ghost girl Lucas? Does dummy finger sembolize his chopped dick?
xth for 4, 5 and 6 > 1, 2 and 3
Is this going to be like how it took people months to access the upstairs balcony in P.T.
It's clear there's at least one more room in this house on the first/ground floor
>>341770225
The problem with that is now I want to figure out what's going on in that demo because it's got me curious, so I want more than just a brief tech demo.
It's over. 3 phone calls + door is all there is
>>341770372
>the problem is I want
how entitled of you
>"Welcome home" on the wall
Clancy is Lucas.
>>341770434
Too easy to change your name on Facebook. I want to be free but my autism won't allow me to be without PROOF
>>341770263
Poor Pete doesn't get any votes
>>341770473
You're right how very privileged of me.
>>341770701
40 lashes
standard
>>341770434
Care to elaborate this with PROOF?
How the fuck did you guys not finish this demo yet?
>>341770765
No please make it at least 80. It's what I deserve for being a white male. I have to atone for that at every chance I can.
the clock on the wall says 10 37
>>341770197
In an E3 interview they literally said the main cast would just be nobodies though, propably with as much personality and charisma as an Outlast/Amnesia protagonist.
Their reasoning was
>You can't play as a trained/ex military professional or you would have LuD0 NaRrAtIvE DISSOCNANCE!!!
>>341770937
Proof?
We here at 4chan know that black people due to their time as slaves now have genes of slaves, making them want to be punished even more.
We won;t allow you to hurt yourself if you are in fact a black person.
>>341770434
If I cant read it its not proof.
Try again.
>>341770263
Andre is dead and Famalam Guy is married. Pete's the only one who anyone has a shot with. Until he gets stabbed at the end. Pete's still the best.
Let's put aside memes and shitposting for now and have an acutal discussion.
Since crimson heads are canon in the REmake, do you think we'll see them again in the RE2 remake?
>>341768985
>>341769292
fixed
>>341771220
Proof?
I remember getting stuck in mansion in first RE because I couldn't figure out the painting puzzle with my then shit tier english (plus I was 7)
This takes me back to those days...
>>341771220
If you follow Marvin
>>341769887
More like it's only Americans and Russians who do.
>>341771354
XDDD
>>341771368
So you have learned teletemporation?
>>341771220
No. REmake zombies only have the capacity to go Crimson Head because they've aged a bit; REmake zombies are all over 2 months old, meanwhile no game since has had zombies older than a couple days.
>>341770434
>Question grammatically incorrect and full of spelling errors.
> Capcom rep doesn't even capitalise his name.
I want off this ride.
>>341772000
>>341770434
Hello this is the official 4chan account of Capcom France. I would just like to confirm that there is actually 10 different endings, but they can only be unlocked once you prepurchase our newest action-packed title Umbrella Corps releasing June 21st.
>>341772140
>didn't say you have to follow andre
0/10
Still waiting for a qt Andre fan art...
press already in damage control
teasing about how 'the internet overblow things a little bit... '
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-06-16-resident-evil-7-endings-and-demo-secrets-explored
>capcom already setting suicide hotlines for the weekend
>>341772352
>wanting to fuck a literal autist
>Andre? Where's Andre?
>Well, I'm sorry, but he's probably...
>No...
>>341772397
>alternate endings
>still only lists two
Was there even a point to this article?
>>341773151
Clickbait.
BRAVO CAPCOM
>>341773151
damage control
basically trying to soothe in that it was all a ruse
>>341771645
Well technically it should be possibly considering lickers are even further mutations of crimson heads and there are plenty of lickers in 2
>>341773095
>Pete, don't open that door!
People need to stop talking about this for a bit. Capcom is loving that everyone is buzzing about it. Cut off their food supply and they'll do something to get us talking again.
>>341770434
ENGLISH, faggot. This is an AMERICAN site so I expect ENGLISH.
>>341767902
Gentleman, can we all agree this is the best opening to the entire Resident Evil universe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnRzncXVIrY
Dat brass section when they rope down from the helicopter.
>>341773650
you are missing the senpai man pepe there
>>341771256
Needs an image of someone hacking a wall or something with an axe with no rhyme or reason.
>>341773552
WHOOOOAAAAAA! This hall is DANGEROUS!
>>341773803
What's up with his index finger?
>>341773975
He's actually a dummy and he's missing his finger, thats why he punches you so he can get it back
>>341773975
he is punching you because you stole his finger
>legit answer
>>341773975
HOLY SHIT YOU FOUND IT
repostan
http://imgur.com/H61nkBr
http://imgur.com/IQBQ8cv
would you guys?seriously... given the chance.. inside that house... would you guys fuck the ghost girl or the mannequin?
>>341770434
If you think this is "proof" of anything you are a complete retard and should have stopped playing days ago.
>>341773931
Here's a bolt cutter. It might help if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.
>>341774158
spooky ghost-girls are best girls
>>341773803
>where are the zombies?!?!?!
that guy looks like a zombie to me. Or at least, he's about to turn into a zombie.itchytasty.
>>341774158
Ghost yes
>>341774257
That's what I was thinking.
>>341774158
Nope.Would fuck that bird in the microwave tho
>>341774158
I wouldfollow andre if I was given the chance
>>341773975
delete this
>>341774257
He speaks normally. Also the guy in the basement at the end of the VHS tape is him as well, same pants and boots. If he is infected, then they got infected three years before the VHS, when they disappeared.
>>341768985
wew, sure is plebbit in here.
>>341767902
>WAIT HAS ANYONE TRIED FINGER INSTEAD OF FUSE??
>WAIT HAS ANYONE TRIED FOLLOWING ANDRE??
>WAIT HAS ANYONE TRIED WALKING BACKWARDS THROUGH EXIT DOOR?
>WAIT HAS ANYONE TRIED CHANGING DATE OF PS4?????
>>341774223
I hope this is not Andre's blood
>>341774493
What makes you think he's infected at the time of VHS? We never saw his face. He could be infected same day for all we know.
Guys I'm actually a huge faggot, saying "suck my dick Andre" into the mic means I won't fuck off and die, but instead let you pound my tight little white fuccboi ass.
>>341774805
Stay here this is your home
Welcome to the family, son
>>341774794
He has no reason to be violent or smash Andre's head against the pipes, unless he is of course, infected and mad.
>>341775312
andre was trespassin g his propriety tho
>>341775312
>implying andre didn't got throatfucked by the futa ghost
Game's gonna be gureato
>Written by the Spec Ops: The Line guy
>Actually hired P.T Designer Jordan Amaro to work on it
I expect big things from the game now it's not in the hands of the usual blithering idiots.
>>341775312
>implying people can't be evil motherfuckers without being infected by a virus
>>341775414
This makes me wonder what Andre meant by "disappeared three years ago", does it means "neighbors haven't seen them anymore" or "police hasn't found them" kind of stuff.
>>341775619
>Implying the profile he gave of the bakers just before fits the profile of an evil motherfucker
>>341775580
Apparently only the dialog is by the Spec Ops guy.
The dialog in the demo is probably his writting already, including the "Welcome to the family, son.".
>>341775827
>implying he's mr.baker and not some shady scientist doing research in the house
>he's wearing a fucking hazmat suit
>>341775926
I like it.
Gets kinda memey after hearing hella times tho
>>341768529
w2c those frames
>>341775997
>hazmat suit has exposed hands
>implying it isn't a rain coat.
>>341776216
Hazmat suit?
Looks like a rain slicker to me.
>>341776216
>implying you'd wear a raincoat indoors
>implying crazy scientist can't wear raincoats
>implying there's any proof that he's mr.baker
>>341775997
The guy in the family pictures is the same, so either he is an undercover scientist pretending to be a farmer and he even has a secret underground lab under the farmhouse, hence the secret door or he is protecting his family who got infected by Umbrella. His son is definitely on advanced stages of the virus.
dont pause the game for too much, or you'll get welcomed to the family
>>341776762
Wait didn't that happen in PT where if you pause for a long time and come back to it you'll be greeted with lisa
>>341776581
You'd be wearing a raincoat in doors if you just came inside from the outdoors.
Which is likely where he was since he's nowhere in the house when you and your buds enter it.
>>341776884
yes you are correct
>>341776904
>when you and your buds enter it
But he was in the basement in VHS and we don't know if he was wearing the coat at that time because we only saw his feet. Raincoat only appears in present time.
You're confused son
>>341776581
>implying you would smash someone's face in in your own home when they likely have friends and family thay know they are going there but not wear a raincoat when you are already crazy
>implying there is proof he isn't Mr baker especially when he's saying welcome to le family
>implying I was saying scientists can't wear raincoats
Seriously, saying people are unreasonable but then saying people would be reasonable enough to not wear a raincoat in doors when they just killed a guy makes you just laughable.
>>341776884
>>341776960
Are you saying that Capcom took something from PT and used it in their literal copy of PT?
>>341770865
Because console players.
Consider the following:
What if ghost girl is an irl ghost haunting the game? I mean she's totally out of place...
>>341777164
sorry, I lied, you can pause the game for hours without consequencec
>>341777286
woah..... just like my creepypastas......
>mfw famalam guy edited ghost girl on the vhs footage to spook you
>>341776581
Has anybody tried returning the videotape?
>>341777286
EMAIL CAPCOM ABOUT THIS
MAYBE SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE THIRD ENDING???????
>>341777541
my african american person...
FOLLOW ANDRE
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>>341777286
Oh god
It's the phantom of the old survival horror!She was my old partner, you know.
Why are we calling Andrew Andre now?
when the old men comes to yours behinds to punch you and kill character player try croutching you might evade the blow
>>341768497
I FUCKING KNEW IT
Could someone tell me the chronological order of the vhs, the game and the last clip?
>>341777286
>resident evil was never about paranormal
>ghost girl never appears in trailers
>andre never mentioned a girl
Yep. Ghost girl wasn't intentional. Capcom never knew about her.
We're fucked guys...
>>341778043
I always wanted to fuck that Zombie girl
She was QT
>>341774541
Can't follow Andre. There's an invisible wall stopping you from leaving the kitchen. And if you try to leave the house facing backwards the game turns you around when you open the door. Don't know about the rest though.
>>341777315
I figured, but I just forgot if that actually happens in PT or I was just unlucky and happened to run into lisa after unpausing
>>341778043
The last clip happens before the game, the game happens before the video tape, and the video tape happens before the last clip, and the game happens before the last clip.
>>341778043
me on the right
>mfw we've already found out everything and Capcom's just fucking with us to spread publicity about the game
>>341778379
you look pretty, Anon
anyone tried kissing andrea
>>341778249
Rebecca is pretty cute, yeah.
>>341778365
>>341778043
>1 female zombie
TRIGGERED
>>341778486
who the fuck andrea?
andre's trap name?
>>341778781
Andre's birth name
She had a sex change after becoming the ghost
>>341778249
I'm not into throwup bjs
>>341778043
I never noticed but you can actually see naked zombies weewee outline
has anyone pressed circle near the circle in the wall?
>>341778365
>last clip happens before the game
>the game happens before the last clip
wat
>>341779298
yes i got punched to death by a naked chris redfield thn he started masturbating on my body
what are you supposed to do after you get the gun
>>341779923
an hero
>>341779923
come and shitpost here
>>341778365
>clip
IT'S A FUCKING MAGAZINE
>>341779923
kill yourself
>>341779327
Yes. The video tape happens before the last clip, and the last clip happens before the game, and the game happens before the video tape. Because the game happens before the video tape and the video tape happens before the last clip, the game happens before the last clip. Because the video tape happens after the game and the the game happens after the last clip, the video tape happens after the last clip. Because the last clip happens before the video tape and the game happens after the the last clip, the last clip happens before the video tape.
>>341779923
SHHHHHHHHH
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>some guy glitched his shitty game and that made him say you cannot follow Andre
>people are dumb enough to believe that and don't try it themselves
>>341780052
but what does it mean?
>>341779923
WHAT GUN?!?!?!?!
DID YOU GET THE THIRD ENDING?????
THIS MIGHT BE IT LADS!!!!!
>>341780257
Andre explains it while you follow him down the ladder.
>>341780209
Literally what I was thinking.
Dumb Sonyggers fell for the invisible wall meme.
>>341780265
Sure is summer
If you go down to Andre and wait long enough.
Well - You will see yourself.
>>341780450
That's pretty deep.
>>341780408
what did he mean by this
>>341780450
>If you go down on Andre
FTFY
Seriously now, do you think Crapcom put all these red herrings in just to ruse us? They must know if this is true there will be a huge backlash
>>341780450
WHAT
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>341780450
What do I do after Andre kills the Family Man
>>341777541
Is Andre a meme?
>>341780665
That's why they're keeping quiet. If there was more they'd say something like "BUT THERE'S STILL ONE MORE SECRET NOBODY HAS FOUND" like every single other company and instead they just go quiet when anyone asks like they know the answer is bad.
>>341767902
Leave it to capcom to fuck the theme of their series up. It was never about psychological horror, but biological instead. Something you still have a chance to fight back against.
>>341780825
nvm I figured it out
Can't believe people still haven't realized the animal corpses in present time are actually Pete and Andre after they transformed into BOWs by the famalam guy.
>they won't bring this semen demon back
I'm sad.
>>341781007
Shut yo bitch ass up
>>341781051
They gave us another one...
>>341780902
You'll be fighting in the main game. The options screen allows you to enable or disable auto aim and the HUD options states in the description that it's for showing or hiding your remaining ammo. Mark my words there's a reason they put Biohazard in the title for the first time ever in the west. I'm pretty sure they want to emphasize that the situation is just like the old games.
I am sure there are 2 more endings that nobody found yet but only because those have some incredibly bullshit conditions.
Like:
>Destroy all boxes without making the manniquins turn around
>watch the VHS tape completely 2 times
>open the microwave before looking into the pot
>let the boxes respawn and destroy them again 3 times
>get the key
>listen to the phone
>enter the secret passage
Something like that in a fixed order.
People can't actually expect Capcom to be this elaborate right? This is the company that charged full price for Street Fighter V without a story mode. If you check Capcom's stock price it's been absolutely getting hammered since 2008 financial crash and has not recovered in the ways that other Japanese companies have.
It's obviously evident to intelligent people (like myself) that this was just a rushed demo to meet the deadline of E3.
>>341781221
If anything, it probably has something to do with all those boxes with the number 7 on them.
>completed the demo and followed the threads over the last 4 days
>literally not a single new thing discovered since an hour after release
The writing's on the wall faggots
>>341781221
Pure delusion. Although I don't blame you since fagcom decided to include 2 useless items that do nothing.
>>341780450
I've been telling multiple streamers this and they've tried it with no success
You're full of shit
You guys are being played like a damn fiddle.
>>341781276
>people keep blaming capcom
>not the team that worked on this
Post the credits so we can shame
>>341781361
what wall?
PM me guys and I send you the steps to get the true ending ; )
Andre is the key
Use the finger on Andre
>>341781361
it won't go away, it's an omen
>>341781276
>It's obviously evident to intelligent people (like myself)
>>341781473
Have you tried following Andre?
>>341767902
you expected 6?
When will Capcom release the demo on PC so faggots can datamine all secrets?
Have you guys tried turning Andre off and on again?
>>341781603
andre is too big to fit in a lock
what if when andre goes to check out the house, he knows you might follow him and that it might be dangerous, so he actually constructs the invisible wall for your safety
but pete not too long after says the magic words to destroy the barrier, which you yourself can do at any time with the mic
The invisible wall around Andre disappears after you found all ghosts in the VHS tape
>mfw all i've been doing for last 3 days is watching streamers try to solve a puzzle that doesn't exist because Capcom outsourced the coding of their demo to a bunch of Chinese that delivered an incomplete product
best streams ever
>>341781950
I really wish they didn't have Trump in the development team...
>>341778298
It was a joke because those are the super obvious things every retard suggests as if no one else would ever think of them
>>341782143
lmao
here's an upvote
Alright guys is capcom trying to generate talk and twitch hype or is there another ending we haven't got yet?
>fully rendered room
>Axe and finger with no use
>clicks hat sound like 1/??? Locks has been opened
Well /v/?
WHO WAS PHONETFW they literally put that meme in the game
this demo was made to troll v
>>341782417
its ada wong
i recognize her voice since i masturbated to her polygons when i was a kid and developed an asian fetish as a result of it
>>341782417
I played 6 recently because it was on a massive sale and it sounds just like Ada so I'm calling it Ada.
WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING STOP
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>341782627
>be Ada
>"I'm going to ring this phone in a farmers attic and be cryptic"
>follow andre
>>341782710
Quality weebcuck post
>>341782710
>tfw no sexy Haruhi in bikini to look at each loop
GUYS GUYS GUYS
What if the VHS WORLD is actually the FUTURE?
what do you do with the doll, can't seem to find anything to use it on
I've played through this like 6 times and still haven't seen a ghost. Is this a ruse or am I doing something wrong?
>>341782772
Being cryptic is pretty much Ada's life. I bet when a waiter asks for her order she makes him search around the restaurant and solve puzzles for it, or replies with an obscure morbid sounding poem.
>>341782978
It's a ruse, there are no ghosts, only family man
>>341782978
She pops up for literally a single frame.
>>341782978
It appears and disappears very fast, and only one of the spots is really in front of you (on the stairs). Others are really obscure like the kitchen window.
Has anyone tried setting the internal PS4 clock to Jun 1 2017 at 11:40PM??
>>341782710
Why does she sit like that?
Record the VHS sequence on a VHS tape and watch it on a CRT TV.
You're welcome.
>>341783507
Anime bullshit.
>>341783252
YES FOR FUCKS SAKE THINK OF SOMETHING NEW
>>341782978
There are no ghosts man. Game is bugged.
>>341783561
How about resetting the memory on the ps4 and playing the game clean?
>>341773542
The Raccoon City incident was caused by the G virus, which has much faster mutation potential than the T virus.
I'm wondering now, wtf is up with those plant lickers? How made?
>>341774523
At least someone posted it.
The fact that retards who don't understand how to make a joke with this template now go largely unchallenged really shows how far /v/ has fallen.
>>341783507
Her butt hurts
>>341783884
Mutations, son
IF YOU HIT THE DOOR HANDLE ON THE LOCKED DOOR IT BREAKS
>>341784318
PROOF
First, get all three variations of the phone ending. On your fourth run, get the phone ending again but leave the room while hugging the walls so you don't get hit. Continue hugging the walls and pick up the dummy finger and the VHS. Watch the VHS and unlock the drawer with the axe in it. Watch the VHS again until you've seen all appearances of the ghost girl. Be sure to pause once after every appearance (be careful because if you mess up the timing on this part you will have start over entirely). Get the key, and then pick up the axe. Open the microwave and then swing your axe at what's inside. This will unlock the true final stage of the demo.
>>341784450
I'm serious. I don't think it does anything but the fact the handle breaks is cool.
>>341784470
Already done faggot, nothing.
>>341784318
It's already broken
>>341784318
sure thing, buddy
