Nintendo fans are impressed by the simplest things.
>oh wow the world is so OPEN
>holy fuck you can EQUIP THINGS
>look, you can SET SHIT IN FIRE
>oh fuck dude the water actually REFLECTS STUFF
>YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THINGS IN THE DISTANCE OH MY GOD
Feels like we're back in the early 2000s.
>look mom I posted it again!
I can't imagine how it feels to take others liking things you don't so personally.
>>341756493
i envy them
i can't feel joy about any game anymore
>>341756493
What's it like to feel threatened by a video game?
OP is probably a Microshill beeing mad that he gets no games kek
>>341756493
funny I can say the same about sony's movies.
>>341756851
Windows 10 Store is still a Microsoft platform.
>>341756768
Pretendos revolve their entire lives around hating the Wii U and all of it's games.
Seeing anything received positively upsets them.
>>341756493
>shirtless link
all I needed tbqh famicom
This just shows how far up their ass and behind the times nintendo games truly are when equiping things is an innovation.
I agree.
All of you. Reading this thread. Just take a step back. Breathe.
This is someone trying to false flag and bait you. You probably know that, but want to respond anyways.
Just calm down. Now, I want you to type out your response - but don't send it just yet. Just look at the words you made. Take them in, read them out loud. Wait one minute in its entirety.
Now, I want you to hold backspace until it's all gone. All the words, the ugliness, the meaningless links and evidence that he won't even read.
Now, if you're ready, I want you to leave the thread. I want you to enjoy your day, to spend your time talking about things you love rather than people you don't. Every time you feel like you want to respond to a false flag, or bait, or just someone stupid, I want you to do what you did in this thread. You will feel happier when you do.
Remember, the change within yourself starts with you. All you have to do is take the first step.
I love you.
the salt
>>341756493
WHY does this game cause SO MUCH butthurt? ESPECIALLY to witcher fags? Seriously i havent seen so much butthurt since 2012.
>>341757553
thanks man
>>341757553
Thank you
Im a Nintendo fan and I think the new Zelda looks fucking awful. They basically showed as a fucking field with some enemies in it, I dont really get why everyones hype.
>>341756960
>Windows 10 Store
Wow, I sure want to play Angry Birds on PC
>>341756493
I think a lot of people are impressed Zelda actually looks worth playing for literally the 1st time in 20 years. No, it ma not be better than Dark Souls, of Dragon's Dogma, or The Witcher 3 in most ways, but it's a fresh-looking ARPG. And with Bloodborne come-and-gone, no worthwhile DD sequel in sight, and TW3 having middling gameplay, this could be a hot ticket.
>>341757553
Fuck me, thanks anon. I needed that.
>>341756960
>PC is a Microsoft platform
top kek
I think the game looks cool and all but fuck me some people going on lime it's the second coming of Christ or something
I wonder if this was a new IP and not Zelda people would be reacting the same way
>>341757553
Thanks a lot, was about to call OP out on his bait.
I just hope theres a hero mode that will make the game hard.
My only wish for this game
>>341756493
>>341756986
>>341757186
>>341757464
>>341757727
Look at these faggots
Look at them and laugh
>>341757727
Have you played zelda 1 or 2 anon?
SHUT UP OP THIS IS THE GOTYAY OF ALL YEARS
Someone post the webm where the woman playing points the camera up to hide the pop-in.
>>341757553
thanks
>>341756493
>Nintendo fans
I think you meant to post: "Normal people who only remember the Legend of Zelda on the NES because it was shown to them sometime in 2010, Always on their cellphone/twitter thinking they belonged to "le retro" generation and hail the Nintendo entertainment system as god Generation of millenials"
Because actual Zelda fans care about Zelda like ALTTP, OoT and awakening. Not the NES archaic crap that preceeded it.
>>341757553
what happened.
Am I on nega-/v/?
>>341757553
Thank you, kind soul.
>another nintendo shitpost thread
i honestly hope you're being paid to make these
>>341757553
>this is what nintendrones fall back to when they can't handle the shitposting and banter
>>341756493
Being impressed by simple things is an admirable trait.
It's okay to like things.
>>341757553
This works
I was about to insult
>>341758896
But then I applied what this post told me.
You're doing god's work anon.
>>341758831
wut
>>341759410
Thanks for the (You).
>>341757961
Have fun trying to buy Scalebound, Gears of War 4 and Forza on Steam or GOG.
>>341759491
w-well if you insist
>>341759598
>>341757553
are you an angel
>>341759491
is there some firefox/chrome extension that counts all the (you)'s you've collected? for research purposes...
>>341758576
Are you 12?
>>341756493
Just buy an NX, you sad motherfucker.
>>341757553
I don't deserve advice as pure as this
>>341757867
>Enjoying Dragon's Dogma
kill yourself tbqh senpai
>>341759861
I write them down in an Excel spreadsheet.
im actually dumb and gay enough to own a wii u but yeah, i don't really feel much hype about the game. didn't really see anything in the demo that would separate it from any other open world game in a meaningful way. i'm sure it'll be fun though, i've had fun with every zelda game, even that shitheap SS to some degree.
>>341759991
He's a smug piece of shit.
>>341759939
>Just buy a system you know absolutely nothing about - even if it's stationary, or portable
It's only impressive when you look back on the games that came before. Obviously, after Skyward Sword, expectations were set incredibly low and getting a game that finally goes back to having some connection to the original means a lot.
Don't be so insecure about people liking video games.
>>341756726
This.
>>341756493
If they only owned Nintendo consoles all of those things would be pretty amazing.
>>341759506
I'm not gonna get it on Steam or GoG, you are correct.
I'm gonna get it onSKIDROW GAMES
>>341756493
metacritic will be 90+
/v/ will praise it for a month and then see what garbage it is once the dust settles
like MGSV
>>341760150
Are you this mad that he BTFO your shit thread with kindness?
>>341757553
OC Pasta?saved
>>341760175
The problem is them spamming /v/ with nonsense. Constant "Nintendo won e3 with one game", "Apologize Aonuma.jpg", and "Are CDPR and Bethesda even trying?" and other shitposting.
>>341756493
someones salty over igns video
>>341760431
>kindness
If he were "kind" he wouldn't even be on here.
>>341757553
Thank you anon
>>341759926
Prove me wrong.
The people orgasming about Zelda aren't nintendo fans, they're the common public, its the same as how they gush about every single pokemon release because "DUDE, REMEMBER CHARIZARD?"
These cretins are WORSE then any loyal nintendo fanboy. they blindly follow something just because its popular, not because they like it.
>>341758476
I think Bill did that too, a huge patch of grass kept disappearing so he moved the camera.
You dumb motherfu--
>>341757553
G-good god, anon.
I--
Ghandi was right.
I am saving this delicious pasta
>>341757727
I'm hype because it doesn't look as bad as Skyward Sword. That was my only requirement. So excited to see the dungeons and towns. Towns are the best part.
>>341760457
Is this your first E3 here? This is standard procedure. This is not in any way exclusive to one fanbase. Every year it's ''X WON E3!'' threads for days on end. You'll have to wait a week or so before the initial hype dies down and we can go back to actually talking about games, rather than console wars.
>>341760457
>b-but they started it
Man up.
I can already telll this game is trash. The world is huge but it's absolutely empty with the generic enemies . It's just a sandbox game, but normalfags and game journalists will give praise it because MUH ZELDA MUH CHILDHOOD MUH NINTENDO OPEN WORLD. It's unacceptable that nintendo has put in so much development time and funds into a mediocre game like this.
Most of the games I play are on nintendo consoles, so don't even bother with the typical sonygger/pcuck reply.
>>341760021
>>341760457
Bethesda has shit open world games tho
>>341757553
was this a meta-troll to mock the Nintendo hugbox? this post reads like someone rocking a baby while singing a lullaby
>>341757553
Include me in the screenshot.
>>341756493
Feels like Sonyggers are massively butthurt again because they're still starving for good gameplay
>>341757553
New anti-bait pasta
>>341762153
>There are moments where there's nothing around occasionally
HURR EMPTY HURR FUCKING DURR WHY AREN'T I GETTING BARRAGED WITH ENEMIES CONSTANTLY.
>>341763498
>>341762153
I bet you don't go outside because the real world is too "empty"
What's so amazing about it is it's a quantum leap for zelda games, Skyward Sword played like a 64 game with a hacked in control scheme.
It's that it doesn't look like MGSV which apart from the amazing demos focusing on one area threw out the basin with the bathwater, there was nothing in the open world, no real level design, and the game lacked a lot of stuff the series was known for
It's building upon the open worlds built by Windwaker, Twilight Princess & Skyward sword to new levels, by filling them with stuff to do, hundreds of miniature dungeons, places to go and ways to travel (Instead of just sailing through on a boat or bird), and dropping the handholding, building on combat instead making it all one motion control gimmick, while still keeping everything playing like Zelda, which has always been a fun series.
>>341757553
No he's right.
Nintendo doing what every other dev is doing is actually innovation for them, and I'm glad.
>>341764519
>hundreds of miniature dungeons
Don't get your hopes up, man. I wouldn't expect more than 30 of those things and they'll likely get pretty repetitive after a while. I think TP and WW did the hidden grottos very well and I enjoyed those a lot, despite how few they were. I guess it's fine since they're all optional though. Still, I highly doubt there will be that many of them.
>>341764795
They already said on stream there's over 100 of them, and people have IIRC already found about 10 in the demo area
>>341756726
I have the same problem. Is there a way to fix this?
>>341756493
Let it sink in that E3 was so shit that this was the most impressive thing there.
Let it sink in.
>>341765041
Yeah, well I will remain sceptical about the whole ''There's a billion X in our game!'' until I get to play it. Numbers like that usually mean fucking nothing.
I'm sure there will be a lot of things to do and see, but Nintendo has a track record of promising things for upcoming Zelda games that they couldn't deliver.
>>341756493
Same thing happened when I sold my wii and bought a 360. Going from Super Mario Galaxy (an admittedly amazing game) to stuff like GTA 4 was eye opening. It was like getting a pair of glasses and seeing individual leaves for the first time. Incredible what can happen when you own more than one platform.
>>341756493
>says the Witcher fan with his uninteractive environments
WOW SO SIMPLE, TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE IT IN ANY OF YOUR GAMES OP!
>>341756493
The funniest has to be
>looks at that lady's BOOBS!
I swear to god Nintendofags are the most embarrassing people on this planet
>>341757553
Too good for this world
>>341765092
Yes. Get a job. You'll start to miss the time you could spend playing vidya all day.
>>341756493
I'm excited for it because it's the first time in forever that it feels like Nintendo is making a real big budget game. Other games have done most of the stuff that this is doing but its that Nintendo is doing it. They don't like to change things up much but this zelda is way different from all the others and people are loving it. Hopefully they can learn from this, try new things, and put effort into all of there other IPs.
>>341757553
Based
>>341765676
>>341756493
>oh fuck the water actually reflects stuff
Very few modern games actually do this, faggot
>YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THINGS IN THE DISTANCE OH MY GOD
can't defend this. retards will retard
>>341757553
I don't deserve this
>>341757553
ur a faget
>>341756493
>YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THINGS IN THE DISTANCE
This is correct.
>>341756986
>Pretendos
Do you mean the people who don't worship literally everything Nintendo shits out? Do you mean the people who don't run damage control even when they do genuinely fuck up?
I think Zelda Breathe of the Wild looks amazing, but Nintendo fans need to get a grip. Not everybody needs to agree with you.
>>341767078
>This is a 2017 game
Jesus Christ, Nintendo. I know your console is weak as shit, but come on..
>>341765824
THIS
>>341756493
>t. sonyggers
>>341760386
Fistbump
>tfw sonyggers are all rectally ravaged
I don't know how the fuck nintendo pulled it off
>>341757553
>/v/ is starting to grow up, the post
+10 adult points
>>341763614
I do, but I only pay money to get in the places where there is something interesting to see.
>>341767856
I thought Sony won but Nintendo still had the best game.
Shit conference, good game.
>>341768413
Pretty much this. Nintendo didn't really have a conference at all and I wouldn't say they were qualified to win E3, despite a good showing of Zelda.
Sony's conference was more or less flawless in its execution. I'm not trying to start shit here, but they knew how to deliver a well paced, fillerless presentation that focused on games. I don't see how it could have been better, really.
>>341768056
>upvoted tee hee
>>341765824
Fuck, that hit close to home
>>341765824
This is true. Also probably a big reason everyone on /v/ hates video games.
>>341768656
>still being this mad about /v/ growing up and stop replying to your shit bait
Grow up my man
>>341757641
>likes witcher
>still think zelda gonna be great
the only thing we see is that one guy degrading witcher.
>>341768846
You are fucking delusional if one post means /v/ is growing up. People have pointed out false flagging and baiting way before now. There were stupid console wars before and there will be in the future.
>>341769795
For some reason, it feels comfortable that even when I'm long gone, there will always be people calling each other faggots on the internet over video game opinions.
They're not simplest of things if it has to do with first-time factors we see in a Zelda game, because it actually is all new in that franchise.
Knowing that it's an open world like most games today in addition to having Zelda style puzzles makes this game very interesting~
I do love the sound and temperature gauge, and I love how the visuals look like they're in between Windwaker's cell shaded style and Skyward's for its colour usage.
>>341769795
I dont know why I find this so funny.
introspective into human nature, we will never be free from inane bullshit of us vs them
>>341765092
Stop buying AAA trash.
>>341757553
This kills the thread.
Thanks anon.
>>341756493
zelda incorporates systems used in various games but ALL of them at the same time, from the top of my head it brings me memories of half life 2 phisics based puzzles, but you can also go tony hawk riding your shield over enemies or down cliffs, glide like in soul reaver, you have bullet time like in max payne but instead of a cruch it's a reward for doing jump aimshots or dodging perfectly an attack, you can interact with 99% of the world in some form or another, you can set the grass on fire, enemies react to what you do in a beliavable way, so many little details that we learned to not pay attention to in years of gaming are being addressed, like what happens when someone tries to open a chest with a kick while being barefoot, it's THAT that makes it special, it's not new, it's already seen, but it's ALL there, it's the first fucking actually living world with squirrels, insects and frogs that go by their business and you can interact with, it's the closest thing to what you would get by actually going outside and exploring but in a Zelda fashon, which, for your information, is a 30 year old series that is right here at this moment because the very first game was a groundbreaking marvel of technology that is essentially being borught back to life by who invented it in the first place.
I'm telling you, not as as a fanboy but as a human being that if you can't find ANYTHING in this new game to be even remotely fun, then you lack a soul and should quite defnitely change hobby right now, because there is a posibility developers with actual passion of what they do might take your opinion seriously and stop being magical.
>>341757553
>zelda is not shit anymore
>/v/ tries to not be shit anymore
I want to cum inside anon.
>>341771037
Go back to Youtube with this shit. I'm excited for this game too, but your post made me cringe.
>>341757553
Thanks anon.
>>341771186
lol you didn't even read it all fuck you
>>341757553
Thanks for the fap, anon.
>>341756493
>early 2000s
So it will be a good game then
>IN FIRE
OP so autismalmad he doesn't spellcheck or typed this down so fast in anger he shat himself.
What a fag, go jerk it in Frisco, retard!
>>341757553
Go fuck yourself nigger!
>>341756998
>shirtless link with pigtails
i can't wait for the porn
>>341756493
Hey bro zelda fan checking in here.
I'm not impressed by open world if anything i'm worried it will be shit.
Similarly i'm not impressed by the graphics but I like the style.
I am pretty impressed by the gameplay they have shown so far and the variety of physics options you can use to solve puzzles (bombs, magnetise, kinetic energy hold whatever)
>>341756726
>>341760232
>>341765092
Depression is a hell of a drug
>>341757553
is this post-neo-/v/?
>>341756493
It's actually kind of sad. There isn't a single good open world game on the wii, it's fun to seem them overhype it
>>341756894
No you can't there's only one movie esque game from sony, everything else is gameplay focused.
Dad of War was confirmed to not be a movie game as well.
>>341756493
>people are more excited for a game in a game conference instead of giving a shit about these movies others presented
Is fishing confirmed yet?
>>341756493
When they only play Nintendo games what can you expect?
>>341773423
ikr? they should be excited about scripted "gameplay" and epic pre rendered cutscenes, what a bunch of casuals
>>341773579
Nice meme.
>>341757641
But I'm a Witcherfag and a Zeldafag
>>341774007
It's not a meme if your trailers play like literal movies and show little to no gameplay.
>>341757553
that last line was a little weird but, um, thanks anon...
b-baka...
journalists must bipolar schizoids then since on the one hand they are praising the oh so unimpresive zelda game while on the other singing their doom on a regular basis
